[Trying to curry favor with a senior but getting betrayed by a lie detector, hahaha]
【xswl】
"Kora! You just don't like your seniors at all!"
Ye Jun suppressed a laugh and made a sarcastic remark.
"Hahahahaha"
Yuanchu just kept laughing. It felt like this girl hadn't stopped laughing, and she was probably laughing so hard she was about to choke.
"Snow Moon, why do you do this?"
Lin Mu sighed, feeling a bit of a headache over the petty thoughts of his classmates.
"To be honest, I think Xueyue still likes her seniors."
"But she is, after all, Xueyue, a god of collaboration. This is all for the sake of the show. Xuebao must have deliberately manipulated the lie detector to discharge electricity."
Thrall activated his Great Yin-Yang Technique and unleashed a barrage of attacks.
Chapter 66, Section 66: The Great Onmyoji Sal
Don't let Thrall's cute appearance fool you; he's actually the most vocal trash-talking guy in ESC, a true veteran of various competitive games.
Someone like Xu Lin, who only knows how to spout strange things, is no match for Sal, the great Yin-Yang Master whose mouth is filled with eerie winds and whose silence exudes yang energy.
"??? Sal, you!"
"Fine! I admit defeat this time! But I demand one more question!"
Xueyue was so excited that she almost forgot her role as the host, and it was only after being reminded by the operations manager that she remembered she needed to make some additional explanations.
"Ah, that's how it is. If a liver gets shocked when answering a question for the first time, they can request an additional question. This question will be a bit more difficult, but if they answer it correctly, it will offset the previous failure. However, if they fail the second time, they will have to accept double the punishment."
"So now I'm asking that the second question be reasonable! Sister Yi, come on! Read out the question, don't be so lenient with this delicate flower!"
Xueyue spoke with an air of righteous indignation, but Li Huiyan's expression grew increasingly subtle.
After all, this is a traditional XP Q&A question from ESC.
"Alright, then Xueyue, please get ready for the second question."
Sister Yan tried her best to keep her tone calm and composed, without any fluctuation in her voice.
"What is the XP system that you find most difficult to talk about? If it is, you can answer with just one."
[Damn! As expected of XP Company, they're getting this exciting right from the start!]
Hahahaha, as expected, 'tricky'!
"Oh, this..."
Xueyue's expression became conflicted, and she grew increasingly uneasy. She looked nervous and ultimately couldn't tell the truth, hoping only that the lie detector would malfunction.
After all, a lie detector isn't a truth serum; its accuracy rate isn't even 50%.
"My most embarrassing fantasy is reading... reading... reading the depraved doujinshi by fellow Liver from the same company."
"???"
Ye Jun typed out three question marks.
"Xueyue, your XP system is really weird."
I couldn't help but make a small complaint about Xu Lin.
However...
The moment Xu Lin finished speaking, Xue Yue screamed again!
"Damn! Isn't this your deepest fantasy?!"
"Snow Moon, you are so powerful."
The young lady chimed in with her own complaints, and then, Sal opened his mouth again, and a gust of yin energy blew past.
"Olive, how great you are! You demonstrated the entire game process to us by showing us the rules yourself!"
"Shut up, Sal!"
Xueyue, exasperated, threw a pillow at him, saying with a disgusted expression.
"It must be because I'm too nervous! My hands are all sweaty, I'm definitely going to get shocked."
"Alright, now I'll announce the punishment Xueyue will receive. Originally it was ten push-ups in one minute, but now it's doubled to twenty in one minute. Operations manager, please be prepared to count."
Sister Yan remained expressionless, coldly pronouncing Xueyue's punishment.
"Hey hey hey, I'll do it, okay?"
"Hey! You guys even prepared yoga mats?! Operations manager!"
Just moments ago, Xueyue was feeling dejected, but then she caught a glimpse of the two operations staff setting up a yoga mat in a few seconds and even adding a small microphone next to it, which made her uneasy again.
"Hurry up and do it. It's just twenty push-ups. You're not going to say you can't do it, are you, Xueyue?"
Yuanchu gloated and mocked her best friend without holding back at all.
"Yes, yes, yes! You bastard, don't let me catch you lying!"
Xueyue sighed and resignedly lay down on the mat.
Twenty push-ups were nothing. For Xueyue, a socially active girl who goes to the gym once a month to maintain her figure, it wasn't too difficult. Although she was a little sweaty and out of breath, she still managed to finish.
If you put that shut-in Iris, she wouldn't be able to get up, believe it or not.
[My breathing is so labored]
I'm better now.
[A tragic snow and a tragic moon]
"Alright, alright, next one, Night Lord! You get up here now!"
After catching her breath, Xueyue returned to her computer to host the program, but this time she was much less polite and practically yelled at Ye Jun to come on stage.
"Yes, yes, I've already come here on my own initiative. So, what's the problem? I'm not like some women who lie all the time. I always tell the truth, okay?"
Ye Jun calmly walked to the lie detector, turned on his microphone, and didn't forget to mock Xue Yue.
"To be honest, that's true."
Logically speaking, Sal should be the most qualified person to comment on Ye Jun among those present, but for some reason, the moment this kid opened his mouth on this kind of program, he gave off a sinister vibe, which was very strange. You couldn't tell whether he was subtly criticizing Ye Jun or genuinely agreeing with him.
"Night Lord, you just wait!"
Xueyue spoke through gritted teeth, as if she wanted to pounce on him and bite him right now.
"Hey, wait a minute, the host can't let emotions get in the way, Xueyue, calm down a bit."
Xu Lin interrupted, trying to steer the live stream back to a more serious tone.
"Yes, you're right. I'm a fair and transparent host, and I don't let my personal feelings get into my work."
"Pfft! Fairness and openness? Why don't you be honest with us? Wouldn't that be more transparent?"
However, the little kitty immediately started making dirty jokes and received a warning from the operations hamster.
"Then, Lord Night, please answer the question."
Xueyue ignored Yuanchu, only giving her a deep look before continuing to host the event.
"May I ask what hobbies you have in your spare time, Mr. Ye? For example, basketball, or online entertainment?"
"Ah, well, I don't usually like going out much. I played basketball in high school, but that's a long time ago. When I'm online, I mostly watch the live streams of seniors or other VUPs to learn from their experience."
Ye Jun spoke in a calm voice because he felt this wasn't something he couldn't tell the audience, but he didn't say too much either, after all, he still had to be mindful of his character.
"Deng deng deng"
Not nervous at all, Ye Jun passed smoothly, but even so, our ESC company's great Onmyoji still found a way to attack his good brother.
"Let me translate for everyone. What Ye Jun means is that he is actually a 'dd' (a derogatory term for someone who is sexually harassed) and often lurks in other women's live streams."
【Grass!】
[I initially thought Night Lord was quite serious, but after what Sal said...]
[Hahaha, after all that effort to beautify my image, I got betrayed by my best buddy!]
【"brother"】
"Salt, aren't you afraid of getting beaten up for doing this?"
Xu Lin glanced at Sal with some surprise. After all, the live stream wasn't a big deal yet, but he was going to be sleeping in the same room as Ye Jun that night.
Speaking such blunt truths, won't your butt hurt when you wake up tomorrow morning?
Chapter 67 Snow Moon: This is too hard for me.
"It's okay."
Sal waved his hand, seemingly unconcerned about Night Lord's retaliation.
"Oh? Sal, do you have some secret to dealing with Night Lord?"
Xu Lin became interested. She always had a great curiosity about the secrets of her fellow members, and sometimes she would do anything to get them.
This wasn't because of her wicked sense of humor, but simply a precautionary measure. After all, in such a 'harmonious and friendly' family as ESC, it's necessary to avoid being tricked by colleagues during collaborations.
"It's not a secret, it's just that, as you know, Ye Jun and I are childhood friends, so I know his parents."
"And when I was a child, my grades were always just a little bit better than his..."
"Okay, I understand."
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