Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

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"I have a good memory~"

Xu Lin shook his finger smugly, as if showing off something.

"He has such a good memory, he stood me up yesterday, what a straight man (whispering)."

"Oh, this..."

"Aba aba aba"

P.S.: It's burned out completely!

Chapter 6, Section 6: What's it like to go shopping with a young lady?

What's it like to go shopping with a rich girl?

Xu Lin: Laxative. I'm in the Night Sea, just transformed, went out to buy clothes, and it's exhausting.

That's about it.

........

"Miss, we've been shopping for almost five hours now, isn't that enough?"

Xu Lin, carrying five shopping bags in one hand, slumped on a small chair in the clothing store where customers could rest, practically panting heavily with his tongue lolling out.

Having just transformed, her physical strength has severely declined. Just walking for five hours straight is enough to exhaust her, not to mention trying on various styles of clothes along the way. It's simply ruthless!

Xu Lin's feet were aching terribly, and he didn't want to walk any further.

"Hey~, you're getting more and more useless!"

Xu Youyue still seemed a little unsatisfied, giving Xu Lin a disgruntled glance before running off to pick out more clothes.

In fact, Xu Lin had already bought five sets of clothes, so he wouldn't be short of clothes for a while. However, Miss Xu went on a shopping spree and bought more and more clothes. Although she didn't buy every set she tried on, she still bought quite a lot.

"I just don't understand how someone who can't even open a bottle cap normally can suddenly go shopping and have the stamina of a national athlete?"

"Is this what women are like? How terrifying!"

Xu Lin muttered to himself, only to find that several young men had appeared beside him, all nodding in agreement.

One of them, a boy who looked quite young, maybe seventeen or eighteen at most, who was probably accompanying his older sister and mother, looked terrified.

"Exactly! And they were wearing high heels!"

"Sigh! You guys are still young. You should know that women are shopping machines, shopping tigers. Can these tigers compare to us ordinary people?"

Another man, dressed in a suit and with a bit of stubble on his chin, who had just sat down, sighed, looking like someone who had been through it all.

"Look, that's my wife. I finally got a day off today, but she dragged me out shopping. We've been shopping all day, from morning till now. The only break we had was a meal at the restaurant on the top floor."

The middle-aged man pointed to a young and beautiful woman in the store who was picking out a dress by herself.

"Uncle, you're so lucky! You really are so lucky, aren't you? Hehehe?"

Another young man who came with his girlfriend had a knowing smile on his face. He leaned over and asked in a cheeky manner, but the older man slapped him on the head with a look of disgust.

"Go away, you brat, what are you thinking? My wife is just very well-preserved; she's actually a year older than me!"

Ah... everyone has their struggles.

"Xu Lin! Come here, come here!"

She had only rested for a short while when Miss Youyue began summoning her again.

There was nothing he could do; after all, he had to beg people to buy him underwear. Xu Lin had no choice but to obediently get up and walk over.

"My dear lady, what's wrong with you again?"

"Stop messing around, do you still want to go home?"

Xu Youyue punched Xu Lin in annoyance, then turned and pointed to the two sets of clothes hanging on the rack.

"After we try on the last set, we'll go eat and then go home."

"Oh, Miss, have you finally finished shopping?"

Xu Lin nodded quickly. Although she usually had a blank expression, Xu Lin was no joke. The funniest thing about her was that she often said strange things while wearing a blank face.

"That's about it, so hurry up and call the shop assistant to find the size!"

Xu Youyue's face turned slightly red.

Because what she chose was actually a matching couple outfit.

Well, actually, it's perfectly fine to explain it as matching outfits between best friends; to outsiders, it's just matching outfits between best friends.

Xu Lin didn't think much of it, but the young lady blushed.

"Alright, alright, so, Miss, which one are you planning to wear?"

Xu Lin waved her hand, and just then a shop assistant was standing not far away watching the two of them, so Xu Lin saved herself the trouble of making a trip and simply began to carefully examine the clothes in front of her.

Although they were called couple outfits, Xu Lin saw them more like a men's and women's version of the same outfit. There were no strange, ambiguous words written on them, nor were there any complete sets or patterns that could be pieced together.

Instead, they wore two very simple outfits.

One outfit is slightly more stylish, consisting of ultra-thin denim jeans and a short skirt, both topped with matching white shirts. The overall look is clean and neat, reminiscent of school uniforms from 00s idol dramas.

"Of course I'll wear a skirt, otherwise, would you wear one?"

Xu Youyue rolled her eyes at Xu Lin, knowing full well that while Xu Lin could accept women's clothing, it was absolutely impossible for him to wear a skirt.

This straight man is probably going to fight to the death.

"Me? Well... I think I'll pass." www

Xu Lin immediately backed down; he couldn't argue with the young lady about this, or she would be the one who got hurt in the end.

"Could you please help us find a size that fits us? Thank you."

They asked the shop assistant to find two sets of clothes of similar size, and neither of them said anything. They each went to a fitting room to change.

When it's time to come out.

Xu Lin looked in the mirror. Well, how should I put it?

Although he was wearing the men's outfit, Xu Lin managed to make it look like women's clothing.

Her silver-white hair cascaded down to her waist, and her beautiful, crimson eyes, though on her delicate and aloof face, held a look of utter indifference.

"emmmm"

"Don't you think something's a little off? = . ="

A rare expression appeared on her face as she turned to look at Xu Youyue, who had also changed her clothes, her expression showing even more inner turmoil.

"It's... that... um..."

Xu Lin hesitated, unable to find a suitable adjective.

"You're dressed like children, aren't you?"

Miss Youyue sighed and revealed the truth in one sentence.

The two are about 148cm tall. Although Xu Lin hasn't been measured yet, he's probably around 152cm. They look great together in these cute, student-style clothes.

They didn't seem like a good match at all.

Instead, they really looked like middle school students who had run away from some rich girls' school to play.

"How about... you take it off?"

"Okay, take it off."

The two stood in front of the mirror and, without prior arrangement, adjusted their plaid berets, even sporting the same constipated, brooding expression.

.........

"Going out for dinner?"

"What to eat?"

"casual"

"The barbecue?"

"The smell is too strong, even though it's a brand new dress."

“Sichuan food?”

"You can't eat spicy food when Dym comes."

"steak?"

"It's too oily; eating too much of it will cause acne."

"What should we eat?"

"casual"