Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

You actually tried it?!

I always thought you were just making this up when you bought all these things, but you actually tried them on for real?!

[As expected of XP, their backing is really strong; they dare to talk about anything!]

The next day, Tobi-Hina received an offer to be the spokesperson for the orange-flavored product.

"Haha, let's change the subject, cough cough."

Lin-chan chuckled awkwardly. After all, Yuan-chu was a girl, and it wasn't really appropriate to keep asking her such questions.

"It's kind of funny, but I had a friend whose ex-girlfriend secretly bought this spray, and then..."

Before Yuzu could finish speaking, Rin-chan interrupted her.

"Come on, you call yourself a friend? That's just you! You panicked like crazy after being drugged, but nothing happened to you!"

"Hey!! Sis! Your sister has to work too! How could you just say something like that out loud!"

"So, Yuzu, you really were drugged? www"

Yuanchu, on the other hand, was quite amused. At least she wasn't the only one who had died. After all, a good sister is someone you share hardships with.

"Yes, it was when I was in my second year of high school that I had a yandere girlfriend."

Yuzu spoke dejectedly, her whole demeanor exuding a sense of resignation.

"She always said she wanted to keep me by her side forever, and that she was willing to give herself to me. I really didn't expect her to actually try this method."

"Luckily, she bought those computer parts from a Taobao store. They were almost as effective as the fake ones and weren't some kind of banned substance. Otherwise, I would have been in real danger that day."

"Pfft www, this kind of thing actually happens in real life."

The little kite laughed so hard it was almost comical, and pounded the table like crazy.

"Hey!! Sister Yuanchu, why are you laughing so happily?!"

"Sorry, sorry w, but it's just so interesting www I never expected your experience to be so legendary, Yuzu hahahahahaha."

"I don't know about this either, Yuzu. Tell me more?"

Xu Lin had no idea that Youzi had such a past.

"Go into details my ass! If I really went into details, I'd be dead!!"

P.S.: Hmm... Some readers are already worried that this book might be taken down. ww

Chapter 36, Section 414: Driving Banned, Perfect End of get off work

Actually, the moderators are not absent; in fact, they have already issued three warnings for the live stream.

Here's a very real issue: the moderators don't understand Japanese (laughs). They only know some of the more illegal Japanese words, like "mango," so a live stream of someone singing about a fruit stand will definitely get them banned. But they don't understand the general language used in live streams. To be honest, Japanese-speaking streamers on Bilibili are definitely a tiny minority compared to Chinese-speaking streamers.

The job of a super admin is actually a low-paying job. Although they look very powerful in the live streaming room and all the streamers are afraid of them, they are the lowest-level employees in the company, earning the lowest wages. It is impossible to hire people who can speak Japanese at this level of salary.

They can't even find people with basic English communication skills. Bilibili is relatively better, at least because of its strong anime/manga culture and employees who regularly watch anime and can understand some Japanese vocabulary. Other live streaming websites are hiring people who may not even have a high school diploma, and the salaries are ridiculously low. (Don't ask me how I know; I studied media, and my first job was in live streaming operations.)

When they received the first warning, Xu Lin cleverly replaced some of the more offensive words with Japanese words, specifically less commonly used ones. Yuzu and Iris followed suit, so that so far, Xu Lin and the others haven't uttered a single offensive line.

A driving skills competition is all about the ability to be carefree and not break the rules.

Seriously, believe me, the things they talk about might pass if they were just simple live stream clips, but if you add subtitles, they're bound to be blocked and fail to pass censorship at every turn, similar to the subtitled videos on Inuyama-san's channel that can only be viewed on file-sharing sites and don't pass censorship.

As for these three warnings, the moderators are intelligent too. Although they don't understand them, they can roughly guess what these guys are talking about by referring to the context. Right now, their mouse is probably on the button to cut off the live stream, but they just haven't found any evidence to press it yet.

ESC is one of the pillars of Bilibili's virtual section, so it's impossible to cut off the stream easily; there must be evidence.

Therefore, the super moderator's expression is currently extremely conflicted.

"What's wrong? What are those guys at XP talking about that warrants three warnings from you?"

Although the moderator doesn't understand Japanese, the team leader in charge of this area must understand it, even if not very well, at least enough to understand it.

"Well, how should I put it... they're probably racing each other."

"puff!!!"

The super admin spat out his coffee and was completely flustered.

"What?! Then why hasn't the power cut off yet?!"

"Because I can't understand it! Team leader! This group is chatting in a mix of Chinese and Japanese, and I really can't find a reason to interrupt the connection!"

"Let me hear it."

The team leader snatched the headphones from the super admin and put them on his head, so much so that he couldn't even hold his coffee.

So what were Xu Lin and the others talking about?

"Speaking of art style, I don't really like those that exaggerate human proportions. This level of extreme stimulation might be enjoyable for many people, but to someone like me who can't accept it, those can't even be considered human anymore; they're more like disgusting."

Xu Lin spoke entirely in Chinese, seemingly just discussing art style, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.

But those who know, know; what they're talking about is definitely something that would excite any pervert.

"Hmm, for example, I really can't get into the art style of some of the teachers. What about Tobi-chan? Can you accept this kind of doujinshi where the goddess has one pair of fat?"

With Yuzu, it's a double whammy. To understand what she's saying, you first need to know Japanese, and secondly, you need to understand all the substitutions in her speech. In short, it's something that can be interpreted in any way.

For example, if you replace the female protagonist of the doujinshi with the daughter of a god, it's probably a reference to the doujinshi "God's Maiden". If you replace breasts with fat, etc., that's their chat style today. So while they've managed to avoid the super moderators, they've also turned this live stream into a celebration for a select few.

Well, it's not just the moderators; most viewers don't understand what they're talking about either. The few simultaneous interpreters went to great lengths to demonstrate the art of translation. After a live stream, the moderators lost a lot of hair, and the interpreters were racking their brains trying to avoid certain words.

"Speaking of this art style, I think it's acceptable in part. Releasing violence is a human instinct, and the pursuit of the big and good is a pursuit of the spiritual realm. Isn't the reason we like anime and manga because we can see things that are impossible to exist in the three-dimensional world?"

Yuanchu patted her steel plate, her tone deep and wistful, but when you really try to understand what she was talking about, you'll find that it was absolutely beyond the limit.

"オリジナル (original) charge しが强い (charge) ハイ・クラス (upper class)!"

Yuzu excitedly shouted out three words in standard Chinese-accented Japanese, but it left both those who understood it and those who didn't completely bewildered, making them think she was crazy.

"Damn, this is amazing. It's exhausting talking like this. How much longer until the broadcast ends?"

After shouting, the pomelo immediately wilted, drooping its head and complaining dejectedly.

"Hmm... it should be soon."

That's definitely faster.

"Team leader, shall we cut it?"

"Let's just cut it... and by the way, ban this live stream for a week."

Although I know in my heart that a one-week ban is nothing to those three little bastards who don't use my own live stream, it's just to show my attitude.

The live streaming department also has its own KPIs to meet! What will happen to this year's KPIs if three medium-sized streamers are really banned?

"Ah...it really was cut."

Xu Lin was stunned for a moment when the live stream suddenly went black, then shook his head with a wry smile.

"Wow, sis, your words really come true! This live stream was a huge hit."

Yuzu didn't expect that a casual complaint would actually lead to her being forced to leave work and even being banned from broadcasting, unable to reconnect. The chat in the live stream is much more lively now than before.

"Tch, I haven't had enough fun yet. Let's continue next time, senior."

"No need, go find someone else to hang out with next time, okay, senior?"

Hearing the somewhat disappointed tone in Yuan Chu's voice, Xu Lin felt a chill run down his spine.

What are you playing? In just an hour and a half, her worldview has been completely shattered. If she keeps playing like this, she might go completely mad.

Let that little rascal Yuzu play with Iris, she's not going to keep up.

"That's all for today. My first time driving back home was a complete success. Looking forward to the next episode, okay? Thanks for your hard work."

"Thank you for your hard work, sis!"

"Thank you for your hard work."

P.S.: I didn't use a single censored word in this chapter, so it seems I've improved!

Chapter 37, Section 415: When a Straight Man Meets a Tsundere

After the broadcast ended, Xu Lin was about to stretch to relieve the fatigue from sitting for a long time when she suddenly noticed a girl with long, straight black hair staring at her with shining eyes.

To describe it in detail, it would be something like this.

(??????)

"Youyue, aren't you going to prepare for the live stream?"

After calming himself down, Xu Lin asked a question out of curiosity.

Although the young lady's live stream is at 11 o'clock today, which is still half an hour away, it's quite normal to prepare half an hour in advance. In fact, the time is already a bit tight.

"Let's put that aside for now. What you and Tobi-chan were talking about just now, Rin-chan, it sounded so... erotic!"

But the young lady is clearly more interested in other things than going to work now.

"We're driving back, so how can it be considered driving if we don't talk about something a little risqué?"

The white-haired girl waved casually, her response somewhat shy and perfunctory.

She actually feels ashamed to publicly reveal her sexual preferences, but how should I put it, live streaming, especially a project like this one involving driving, is all about abandoning shame to achieve the greatest effect.

Realistically speaking, she would never get involved in this kind of topic.

It's like she has an author friend who is a very shy person in real life and never reveals her sexual fantasies, not even to online group members. But once she enters the world of books, she goes on and on, saying all sorts of random and inappropriate things.

"Eh~~ that Izanagi-chan~"

The young lady's voice suddenly softened, and she nestled in the white-haired girl's arms, acting coquettishly, her big eyes blinking adorably.

"I will not agree."