Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

[This is utterly disgusting, haha!]

"She's just a high-pitched singer! Xiao Ling can sing!"

And then she actually sang it...

Seriously, is this song by "High Note Master" even sung by a human?!

Xu Lin typed out in shock: "No, no, no, don't force yourself!"

Then I felt it wasn't quite right, so I repeatedly deleted it and changed it to: "No, no, no, stop showing off your high notes, I'm going to cry."

Xu Lin isn't very good at singing high notes. Her singing skills aren't great; she can't compare to professionals, let alone those with voices that seem to have been kissed by angels. She was once completely overwhelmed by a certain whistle-wielding singer's "I'm a natural contralto."

To be fair, Xu Lin's voice before his transformation, which was practically cracking, was actually a low voice, okay? That guy with the cavities was just a natural female bass!

[Wonderful Brother Ruoye, how about you sing one?]

[Xiao Ling sang it, Ruo Ye-ge, what about yours?]

[Lan Ruoye: Me? I can sing snakeskin! I'm kneeling before you, brothers!]

Xu Lin promptly assigned Xiao Ling the title of captain, then chatted with her briefly before making his escape.

Because this little brat has started jumping in her face.

"I sang it! I sang it! Ruoye-ge, what about yours? Next time you sing, I'll request this song!"

[Lan Ruoye: I can't sing farewell anymore, goodbye forever!]

Then he shut down the live stream and switched to other people's streams.

"Hammer is broadcasting, go check it out."

After scrolling through his list of over 600 people he was following, Xu Lin found his next target.

Hammer's live streams are quite entertaining, and Xu Lin watches them occasionally when he has free time. Although he can't quite stand Hammer's strange accent, it doesn't stop Xu Lin from appreciating his interesting personality, especially when Hammer, Pali, and Bing Tang are together. They are truly the best teaching material for entertaining VUPs.

They can spout all sorts of textbook-perfect antics without hesitation.

However, the white-haired woman clearly forgot that she had jumped over Hammer's face during her previous collaboration with Bing Tang. Although everyone seemed to have forgotten about it afterward, Jinghua did not forget.

He not only hadn't forgotten, but was even ready to retaliate at any moment.

"Wakaba is here?"

"Ahem, Wakaba! You're watching me, aren't you!"

"Tomorrow I'm collaborating with the young lady on the Wakaba event. Do you have anything to say?"

The white-haired girl silently gave this bastard the middle finger in front of the screen, then opened the sc column and deliberately changed it to the 30 yuan column.

"But you still don't have a girlfriend, Jinghua's mom."

"puff!!!"

P.S.: I recently set up a Minecraft server in the group, and I strongly requested that a mechanical power module be added. Then I spent a whole day making a fully automatic pigeon-making machine.

Yes, it was pigeons, not harvesting, because all the harvested wheat mysteriously disappeared, leaving me with not a single wheat seed QAQ

Chapter 31, Section 409 #Mrs. Hamster Leaks ESC's Top Secrets#

Leaving behind a furious hammer, Xu Lin decisively slipped away and moved to another battlefield.

If I don't run away now, Jinghua will definitely catch me and make me do a live stream with him. But Linjiang is here tonight to slack off and has no intention of doing a live stream with him, so I'm making a run for it.

"Where to go next...?"

Xu Lin hesitated, hovering his mouse over the IDs of the VTubers who were streaming. He looked at the comments saying that so-and-so was streaming and he should go check it out. In the end, he turned around and went to Da Mu Ling's live stream.

Yes, it belongs to PSP, Ximoyou.

A young boy-type VUP with a soft voice, he sings very well and is the type that Xu Lin admired most before his transformation. His voice is clean and beautiful and he can handle a variety of musical styles, making him a perfect singer.

Xu Lin often listens to his songs on repeat, and since he happened to be watching his show on DTV this time, he naturally had to recommend it to everyone.

[I'd like to recommend a VUP (Video Up), a very cute and straightforward young man.]

Xu Lin typed this line in the live stream chat and then clicked into Youyou's live stream. He was about to send a SC greeting when he heard the Demon King's signature voice saying strange things.

“I have a few slutty bottoms on my social media who show off their legs every day.”

"What? Going to take a shower? Goodnight? Not taking a selfie while showering is like being a pervert."

Xu Lin: ...

My hands trembled slightly as I typed.

Is this the innocent-looking VTuber? I love it!

[Isn't this Ooki Rei Yuuyu? lol www Does Wakaba-nii also like little boys?]

[Youyou is clearly a pervert, okay?]

Ignoring the comments on his side of the screen, Xu Lin typed a line with trembling hands and sent a SC message: [Lan Ruoye SC100: Isn't this a song reply, lol?]

"It's time for the song to be played, but it's halftime now. The Demon King has already sung four difficult songs, Wakaba-nii."

[Lan Ruoye: Oh, then you can rest for now.]

After sending the comment, Xu Lin moved the mouse to the bottom left corner of the live stream page, where the live stream duration was clearly marked as 2:30:56. You sang four songs in two and a half hours. You are truly amazing, Youyou.

If this were someone from ESC, Xu Lin would definitely make a sarcastic remark, but since it's someone from a friendly company and they haven't collaborated before and aren't very familiar with each other, he decided to let it go.

Completely speechless, the white-haired girl quietly typed a line in her live stream chat: "Slacking off is a bad habit," but then suddenly remembered that she was slacking off herself and quickly deleted it.

Tilting her head, the girl on the screen had three question marks above her head, and she moved on to the next live stream with those question marks still hanging over her.

Meili was also live-streaming at that time.

Yes, Ruoye went to Meili's live stream.

"Aaaaaaah! How can this zombie jump?!"

The zombie opened the sheep's brain and then left disappointed.

[Eardrum exploded!]

[Damn, this opening ceremony was a disaster!]

[That scared the grass to death.]

Meili's shout startled Xu Lin so much that he immediately shut down Meili's live stream. After a moment of silence, he tilted his head left and right, changed his expression, and looked utterly bewildered.

Let's check on the hamster mom; it's quieter over there.

Suddenly, a comment caught Xu Lin's eye. It was indeed a good suggestion. Mrs. Hamster's daily live streams consisted mainly of drawing, which was relatively peaceful. Even when she sang, she sang some cute and quiet songs, which were perfect for listening to in the dark or watching before bed.

Click to search for "Hamster House," and Xu Lin saw his mother drawing large breasts as soon as he entered.

【. . . . 】

After typing a string of ellipses in his own live stream, Xu Lin hovered his mouse over the breasts of the character drawn by Mrs. Hamster for a long time before moving to the sc bar and typing a line of text.

[Lan Ruoye sc100: Mom! This is a gift from your child to show your respect!]

[Hahahaha, the grass is a young leaf]

[Why does this person always pull off such crazy things when playing SC?!]

"Huh? Is that Wakaba? Is that really her?"

Hamster Mrs. saw Xu Lin's SC and her first reaction was that it was probably a high-quality imitation. Among all the VUPs she drew, Ruoye had the least interaction with her. Usually, the two of them would hardly appear in each other's comment sections. Since Xu Lin's work was a commercial order, when Hamster took the order, it was the staff of ESC who contacted her directly, so the two of them had never even added each other on QQ, so naturally they were not very familiar with each other.

It's me, it's me!

Xu Lin typed another line, thought for a moment, and then added a sentence.

The kids brought their toy babies to visit their mom!

"It really is her! Thank you so much, Ruoye! It's fine as long as the child comes, no need for a gift www"

Mrs. Hamster's voice is indeed very soothing, even more so than her row of daughters.

But he also has a low threshold for laughter; while saying funny things, he can't help but laugh himself.

[岚若叶sc100: This is for my mother~ By the way, what is Mom drawing?]

At the moment Xu Linfa was posting the SC video, Mrs. Hamster was editing the details of the busty girl's breasts on the screen, and the implication was very subtle.

"I'm drawing my new daughter, isn't she cute?"

Mrs. Hamster obviously didn't understand, but that's okay! As long as the audience understands.

[Wakaba is implying that she wants to get breast augmentation w]

Why are all the pictures of your daughters made of steel plates?!

"Breast augmentation? Well, actually, when I was drawing Wakaba, I did think about whether to draw her with large breasts. Flat-chested, cool girls are a bit too ordinary."

"But later, the staff at ESC told me that our VUP's image should be as close to the real person as possible. I was very confused. How can it be close to the real person? There is such a big difference between the two-dimensional and three-dimensional worlds."

"Then the staff said that the breast size must be close to the real person's, and at that time I felt that the people in ESC were not simple."

Mrs. Hamster dropped a bombshell in one go, and due to the live stream delay and the barrage delay, Xu Lin didn't even have time to stop her, leaving only a yellow 100 SC floating in the air.

[Mom! You don't need to say this, Mom!!!]

The comments section was filled with laughter.

[ESC is terrifyingly powerful.]

[This is no simple matter.]

[So that explains why everyone at XP, except for the boss and Yuka, is made of steel.]

Well, Mrs. Hamster exposed ESC's top secret with just one sentence. Hopefully, the staff won't send her a lawyer's letter later (laughs).

Then the comments suddenly shifted, starting to criticize Xu Lin's "steel plate" (referring to her breast implants). While Lin herself doesn't seem to care much about this, after being a girl for so long, such intense criticism about her "steel plate" is still a bit much for her. And this isn't something she can solve on her own. She can only hope that one day her mother can give her a breast augmentation surgery.

So he had no choice but to make a run for it. After leaving Mrs. Hamster's live stream, Xu Lin was a little confused. What was going on? The atmosphere among his peers was so lively and entertaining.

Then she decisively clicked on the seal's live stream. The moment she clicked on the live stream, she saw the word "death" appear above the head of the character she was controlling, and she finally breathed a sigh of relief.