Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?
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Compared to the Sakura and Wakaba duo who had never directly interacted with Koichi, Yukizuki had some connection with Koichi because of the many collaborations they had organized. This was the reason she participated in this collaboration. After all, Yukizuki wasn't familiar with everyone, and sometimes it was hard to find the right balance, so as a senior, she had to lend a hand.
"Yes, I just contacted Yiguo, she should be here in about ten minutes."
"We're talking about frost and snow www"
Compared to Koichi's very serious answer, the young lady was much more casual.
"Oh, what happened to Shuangxue? It's good that Yiguo is alright. You two are such heavy sleepers, I was really worried you'd fall asleep together and miss the live stream."
"If that's what you're talking about, then I have something to say. Although I often wake up before the live stream starts, I don't oversleep as often as Yiguo, okay?"
"So, Brother Guang, you're not denying the fact that you and your wife are together anymore?"
The young lady directly complained.
"How could that be? Brother Guangyi is an old fire-avoider. Just watch his performance and that's it."
Xu Lin immediately followed up with a finishing blow.
"Ah, well, well, Yiguo and I are just ordinary colleagues, okay? There's nothing between us, we're definitely not a couple. I can say that with absolute certainty."
"What do you see?"
Xu Lin shrugged, his face showing an expression that said, "See, I told you so."
"Wakaba-senpai, you learned your fire-avoidance technique from Kouichi, right? I was wondering why it felt so familiar."
Xueyue directly made a sarcastic comment.
"Oh, this..."
"this.."
After a brief silence, the two seemed to have reached some kind of consensus and spoke in unison.
"Avoiding fire is out of the question. As for livestreaming techniques, that's something we all need to exchange ideas with each other." *2
"Good heavens, you still say it isn't true?"
Even the young lady couldn't help but complain.
"Mid laner Guangyi!!!"
Just then, an angry alien from the planet One Fruit stormed into the voice chat room!
"what happened?"
"You promised to wake me up! Why didn't you wake me up?!"
“Then I have something else to say. Look, I called you five times from 8:30, 8:35, 8:40, 8:45, and 8:50, but you didn’t answer any of them. Only the call at 8:51 went through. It’s 8:58 now. So how do you expect me to wake you up?”
"Hahahahaha."
Then, the laughter of the wolf and the sheep rang out in unison, and everyone laughed together.
Actually, the VUP (Video Up) circle is very small, especially among those with a large number of fans. They may not have contacted each other, but they definitely know of each other's existence and have a general idea of what kind of people each other are. As I said before, VUPs with bad personalities and poor interpersonal relationships cannot reach this position.
"Okay, now that everyone's had enough of chatting, I'll start my live stream."
After the wolf and sheep arrived, Shuangxue also joined the voice chat and said with a smile.
"Ok."
"Go ahead, go ahead."
"I can't wait!"
.........
"Alright, it's 8 PM Beijing time now. Welcome to tonight's VUPCP battle royale: Which one is the sweetest? I'm your host, Shuangxue, a fourth-generation member of ESC. And the person to my left is my senior."
"Hello everyone, I'm Xueyue, a third-generation member of ESC, and a miserable host who was dragged into working overtime."
"Alright, without further ado, let's take a look at our first pair of guests today. Their group name is~~"
"A sheep in wolf's clothing!"
"Hello everyone~↑! This is the electric-type little sheep, Sheep Chestnut!"
Meow Chestnut's energetic greeting is still quite cute, as long as she doesn't smile so smugly.
"Hello, I'm Umi."
However, this was in contrast to Umi's unusually brief self-introduction.
"Hey Umi, why are you so listless? What happened to the slogan we discussed before we came? We need to play with spirit and style in this game!"
"So you're going to fight for second place and never be first, huh? How cringeworthy! So embarrassing!"
"How can this be called shameful? This is the style of our Wolf-Sheep duo!"
"Host, host, someone come and do something! There's a sheep that's gone mad and is trying to bite the wolf!"
That's right, as VUPs who live together, the wolf and sheep duo shared a microphone today in their collaboration.
Incidentally, even Xu Lin and the young lady were broadcast separately.
"I can't control that, you just have to do your best, Umi."
Shuangxue smiled and accepted the two's offer—otherwise, these two would only be able to tell a whole hour of crosstalk to everyone without repeating themselves.
"Then let's have our second team today! Sakura Wakaba Group~!"
Xueyue picked up the conversation and brought up Xu Lin and the young lady.
"Hello everyone, this is Lan Ruoye, a first-generation member of ESC Club."
Xu Lin specially switched back to his male voice for this live stream. Now, the first group has two cute girls, the second group has two cute girls, one of whom is pretending to be a man, and the third group has a real man and a woman. It's perfect.
"Huh? Why are you so short? Never mind, I'm Xu Ying, a first-generation member of ESC Club."
The young lady gave Xu Lin a disdainful look before introducing herself.
"Are you any better than me?!"
Xu Lin retorted defiantly.
Meow Li's mic-opening instantly killed the game.
"Aren't we all concave? Why argue about who's longer?"
"Ahem, watch out for the censors."
Frost and Snow couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted the group of people who were driving cars straight into the atmosphere by pretending to cough.
"Yes, after all, it must be unpleasant to be told that it's concave, right, Frost and Snow?"
Xueyue gave a subtle hint to someone, then immediately changed the subject.
"So, lastly! It's the combination of Hikaru and Ichika!"
"Ahem, just testing, this is VR second-generation mid laner Kouichi. Mid lane is my position, and Kouichi is my name. Thank you everyone."
"A fruit from Strawberry Planet~"
"By the way, I'm not concave either, thank you."
Guangyi still chose to continue the previous topic and revealed his male identity. After all, he was really afraid that people would have some strange misunderstandings about him after he returned, since there was a Xu Lin who was so convincingly fake.
"But what does it matter whether you're convex or concave? Aren't you still in an idle state?"
That's why people say that when it comes to roasting others, it's your own CP that's the most ruthless. Yiguo's one sentence completely silenced Guangyi.
"Hey, Yiguojiang, mind your image, we're doing a business livestream this time."
Xueyue quickly took control of the situation.
"Huh? Oh! Okay! Cough cough~ I like Kouichi-nii the most~"
Chapter 14, Section 391: The Official Start of the CP Mayhem
"Okay, let me first give you a brief introduction to today's collaboration rules."
As the main host of this event, Shuangxue had to exert a lot of effort to regain the right to speak from this group of people who couldn't stop chatting and making jokes once they started. She quickly began to introduce today's topic.
"First of all, we have prepared a voting system for today, allowing the audience to enter comments to score you. Each group will have to answer a question in each round, and whether or not they get a score depends on whether the audience thinks they have passed or failed."
"Finally, after five rounds of questions, the team with the highest score wins and gets the title of the sweetest couple. If there is a tie, more questions will be added. By the way, the team with the lowest score will be punished. We'll leave the punishment a mystery for now."
"The unknown is the most terrifying thing, which makes sense, but it's a bit of a stretch."
Xu Lin was the first to speak up and directly complained about it.
Since even someone in the ESC team said so, the other two groups will definitely follow suit.
"Exactly, exactly. Shouldn't we at least be given some time to prepare ourselves?"
Yiguo echoed the mood.
"And the winner doesn't get any reward? Then isn't this just a pure avoidance game?"
Meili summed up the core of the show in one sentence.
Yes, nowadays, apart from some couples in VUPs that are just average in terms of sweetness and are only paired up for the sake of pairing up, the couples that make people feel that they are real are all masters of avoiding fire. If there were no such rules, it would be like a fire avoidance technology exchange conference, and the program effect would be reduced by half - except for a certain 92-point bottom streamer.
"Then we are not guaranteed to win."
Xu Youyue turned on her microphone and said triumphantly.
She and Rin-chan have a natural advantage under these rules, okay? After they've already made their relationship public, they don't need to worry about avoiding trouble at all, okay?
"Yeah, it's hard to say whether there's any possibility of something fishy going on here. I'll leave this question here for now."
Of those present, Wolf, Sheep, and Yiguo were probably just faking their protest for the sake of the show, but Guangyi genuinely wanted the rules changed.
After all, the wolf and sheep have announced that they are living together, and both of them are of normal intelligence. It's really difficult for him to bring a self-destructing truck into this situation, okay?
#But I'm just making things difficult for you, Brother Guangyi#
Shuangxue found it hard not to speak his mind, but he managed to hold it in, though not completely, and ended up laughing.
"This can't be changed, even if it's just a staff task."
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