Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Yuzu took out her phone and glanced at it. Sure enough, the official account had already released the video, but Xu Lin and the others seemed to be live streaming and hadn't clicked the joint submission button, so not many people had noticed it yet.

"But I've tasted enough of them, and they're not very interesting anymore."

Yuzu shrugged and handed her phone to the intrigued Tobi, then sprawled out on the sofa.

"It looks quite decent."

Click play. Although the movements of the people were not particularly synchronized, it was still okay. The subtle mistakes proved that this video was not an MMD, but a real motion capture recording.

The video, which had just been posted, didn't have many comments yet. After watching it carefully, Yuanchu went to the comments section, scrolled through them, and found that there weren't any interesting comments, so she simply switched to her own account and left a comment.

[Yuanchu: Wow~ The seniors danced so well~]

Her speech was delivered somewhat monotonously, but after she typed that line with lightning speed, the video automatically jumped to part 2, which was a short skit about Tobi-chan messing up the model.

[Hahaha, what is this?!]

[Holy crap, that split from the start, you're amazing!]

The white-haired girl in the picture was in a state of collapse, with severed hands and feet, which was extremely terrifying. And when the model of Sister Yan was used next, it was even more ridiculous.

Because the models were all set according to the height of real people, everyone saw that when Yuan Chu did the forward bend, the red-haired mature woman in a onesie sweater directly plunged into the ground.

Yes, it really went in, it went right through the clipping.

Hahahahaha

The screen immediately filled with "hahahahaha" comments, and the air was filled with joy.

Then comes the classic scene of the breasts clipping through the frame...

Her sad little expression vividly reflected Yuan Chu's feelings at the time, which also drew a lot of laughter from the viewers in the live chat.

Then, when using the young lady's model, the Flying Thunder God technique of teleporting everywhere appeared, fully demonstrating the 'possibilities' of ESC's models. The poorly made special effects almost made people laugh out loud.

After watching the video with a dark expression, Yuan Chu opened the comments section again.

Sure enough, Xu Lin's reply was found.

[Lan Ruoye: Looking forward to senior's 3D live stream, please be sure to replicate the splits at least once]

Immediately following was Li Huiyan.

[YiYi: Well, how should I put it, I didn't laugh, hahaha, I really didn't laugh, hahaha]

Then there's Xu Youyue.

[Xu Ying: Pat the kite chick, cheer up~]

"What the hell am I happy about?! Sakura-senpai, don't use your yin energy to hurt people like that!!!"

With a thud, she flung the phone back at Yuzu, hitting her squarely on the stomach. Yuzu hugged her pillow and completely shut herself off.

The mockery failed and he was killed in return, and it was a triple kill that was repeatedly retaliated against. It's just outrageous!

"Hahahaha, my sis and her friends went too far! How could they laugh like that?"

After a while, Yuzu finished watching the video in part 2 and saw the comment about Tobi-Hina that the staff had pinned and criticized so quickly. She laughed so hard she rolled on the floor.

Why are you laughing so happily?!

Yuanchu angrily threw the pillow at Youzi's face.

"Because it's really funny, hahaha!"

Yuzu, not to be outdone, grabbed a sofa cushion and threw it back, thus beginning an epic battle.

The force with which the two threw their pillows soared to the heavens, almost obliterating the very fabric of the universe.

........

The next day, Xueyue, who was hosting a live broadcast with Shuangxue, also enjoyed the still-fresh video.

This is a new project organized by the two of them. Simply put, it involves inviting some guests to watch some funny videos together, and then commenting and rating them. It's not a particularly interesting project, but it would be quite fun if there were one or two guests who were good at witty remarks and could deliver punchlines. Even if there weren't any, the videos themselves and the two of them would still keep things interesting and prevent it from being too dull.

Since this was the first time the event was held, all the attendees were familiar faces, a total of four people: Jiji, Bingtang, Baobao, and Maomaotou.

"Hahahaha~"

Nanono, also known as the cat-headed girl, was the first to show off her signature cute laughter. Seriously, her laughter is one of the few clear and adorable laughs in the VTuber world. What were the other guests like?!

"Hahahaha~ Goat!"

Then came Jiji's signature laugh followed by a hiccup, and Bingtang's glass-wiping duet, and finally, Leopard's truly breathless laugh that sounded like a seal's scream.

Seriously, you'll know once you listen to it for yourselves; the cat-headed laugh is definitely the clearest and cutest.

"Don't laugh yet, everyone! Share your thoughts!"

Xueyue couldn't help but smile, but she maintained the self-discipline of a top-notch host and continued the conversation.

"Well, ww, you seem to be more familiar with the way someone gets stabbed by the staff while playing with a model?"

Cat Head immediately threw the topic to the sisters in the same club, and incidentally teased them a bit.

Seriously, the leopard milk tea is a must-try for PSP users; you just have to experience it.

"Huh!? I didn't!"

The seal's screeching voice rang out instantly.

Then, a video clip of a seal wishing someone a Happy New Year suddenly appeared on the screen, accompanied by Frost's insincere apology.

"Ah, sorry, I accidentally released the video that was going to be shown next. Please don't mind it."

"You did it on purpose! You absolutely did it on purpose!"

Leopard was furious!

What's your opinion of Jiji?

Xueyue completely ignored the helpless and furious little seal and turned to look at Jiji.

"The demon thinks the leopard is so cute! But as expected of a PSP partner, the leopard is so well-done."

"Jiji, if you don't want the leader anymore, then I'll take him away."

Rock Sugar immediately followed up with a rant.

"Hey, hey, hey, I asked you to comment on the video, not on the leopard cub."

Xueyue quickly steered the conversation back on track.

"Wait a minute? Did I just hear something strange?"

Leopard suddenly calmed down, his big eyes filled with big question marks.

"What do you mean by 'milk leopard' ability?!"

"You ESC students actually make this a required course?"

"Is Leopard interested? I remember this file was sent by Cripple."

Shuangxue directly posted a screenshot on the screen, which was a document titled "[Even Monkeys Can Understand! One Hundred Rules of the Baby Leopard Manual!]".

"Hahaha?"

"Brother Tony! I'll kill you!!!"

Section 385, Chapter Nine: Leopard Chat Group

Frost and Snow didn't lie to Leopard. In a corner she didn't know about, there really was a Leopard fan group, and almost all the Livers from PSP and ESC were in it. And this document was in the group's files.

As for the other documents, they are: [Gank Seal Tips] uploaded by Labri, [5835 Calculation Rule] uploaded by Xu Ying, [Anti-White God Turtle Jumping Face Manual] uploaded by Hong Xiaoyin, [Collection of Silly Seal Jokes (Collected by Netizens)] uploaded by Yi Yi, and [One Hundred Ways to Do Seals] uploaded by Lan Ruoye.

Wait, wait, wait, it's actually just a small group that everyone put together to have fun. Whenever there's a collaboration that requires the Leopard character, we move to this group to discuss it.

For example, this time, Cat Head and Frost Snow discussed and planned this leopard segment together, and she delivered a pretty good performance—the leopard doesn't need acting skills, she can just play herself.

Normally this group is quite quiet, but every time it gets active, it means revealing a dark history of Shirakami Haruka. How should I put it? It's the kind of existence that Leopard would exclaim is invincible if he knew about it.

This brief episode ultimately became just a joke in a joint video, adding another glorious achievement to the myth of the Milk Leopard and generating no other buzz. However, the turmoil surrounding the Kitten Chicks has not yet subsided.

The main issue is quite interesting: on the third day, the P2 file used for creating a joke was reported and deleted.

The official explanation for ESC is as follows.

We are currently unsure of the reason for the report, but according to the private message sent by the reviewer, the reason given was vulgarity and obscenity.

Below is an apology image used by an official account, but this is only the surface. ESC's posts have always been like this, full of high-sounding official words, while the comments section is where the real story lies.

[This is ridiculous! I had the post-production department check it repeatedly, but they couldn't find anything vulgar or pornographic. Then, after countless attempts, we finally found the point that was reported...]

The link was followed by an image, which curious netizens clicked on and immediately burst out laughing.

That was a screenshot from a video of Yuan Chu using Yan Jie's model, her hands piercing through the model and sticking into her chest with a sad expression. Below it was a line of huge, bold red text that had been photoshopped in.

'You're telling me this stuff is vulgar porn?!'

[Holy crap, this is hilarious! Hahahaha!]

I can feel the staff's anger, hahaha!

[This is outrageous; even clipping is vulgar and obscene.]

Xu Lin also saw the post. Speaking of which, she was the one who taught this method of using official language in the comments and complaining to get closer to fans. As long as you pay attention to the degree and don't say anything sensitive, the girls who run the accounts can debut on the spot and have good popularity after a while. Do you believe it?

Then she left a comment.

[Lan Ruoye: Perhaps this vulgarity and eroticism refers to my senior's opinion on Yi Yi's breasts.]

A series of "hahahaha"s followed, and even the young lady sitting next to her laughed and patted her on the shoulder.

"That's a really mean thing to say, lol. Be careful, or the little kite will come knocking on your door for a real-life duel."

"No way, I'm just telling the truth, the honest truth, okay? Tell me, don't you even have a hint of jealousy?"

The white-haired girl shrugged, looking completely innocent.

"Shut up!"

The young lady slapped her across the face in annoyance.