Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

"Ouch! Miss, I was wrong! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Ouch~ it hurts!"

Xu Lin covered his head and fled like a rat, running wildly all the way.

The live stream room, however, was filled with laughter and joy as people enjoyed this comedy that they could never get tired of watching.

[Unbelievable, doesn't Wakaba realize her place in the family yet?]

[Young Miss: Family Status? She's just a cat feeder!]

Good grief, why is the fighting here even fiercer than over there with the wolves and sheep? Is it really a case of "beating is a sign of affection"?

No, it's just that Ruoye's talent for courting death far surpasses Meili's...

"Whoo~~!"

She tossed the dead, white-furred creature onto the bed, then sat back down at her computer and let out a long, relaxed sigh.

"Huh? Didn't I turn off my mic?"

Then she noticed that the comments were still talking about what had just happened, mocking Xu Lin relentlessly.

"Forget it, whatever. Now everyone knows who's in charge of things in this family, right? Wakaba? He's just a weakling!"

Forgetting to turn off the microphone isn't a big deal. Anyway, for the sake of safety during the live stream, the two of them always call each other by their idol names, just in case they accidentally forget to turn off their microphones. Then the young lady completely stopped caring about whether the microphone was off or not, and almost every time she disciplined Xu Lin, it was broadcast live.

[Domestic violence livestream (doge emoji)]

[Miserable as a leaf]

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore. Where were we?"

I glanced at the pitiful white-haired girl lying on the bed, hugging Nike and carrying Kailu, and suddenly felt a pang of sadness.

Although some viewers suggested that Xu Lin be called over to sleep with them so that they could see the two little ones in the house when they woke up in the morning, what they saw every morning was the heartwarming scene of the two little ones nestled in the arms of the petite girl who was sleeping on her side, sleeping together.

It looked heartwarming at first, but after seeing it many times, the young lady became increasingly envious.

Why?! Why doesn't any of them sleep with me?!

I'm a beautiful girl, okay?! I bought all your cat food and treats, okay?! You two ungrateful cats!

[Talking about the next collaboration]

"Oh right, there seems to be a collaboration event coming up soon. Frost and Snow came to call me. Ruoye, are you going?"

That's the good thing about them. No matter how much they bicker, they never really get angry. One second they're chasing each other with brooms, and the next they're back to normal. There's never any cold war or anything like that.

Because it's not just tormenting your opponent, it's tormenting yourself as well.

"Huh? What's the theme?"

Xu Lin got up and sat on the edge of the bed, picked up his phone and asked a question.

"It seems to be some kind of ultimate CP battle royale?"

Xu Youyue couldn't remember clearly either, but said something with some doubt.

"No, absolutely not!"

She rolled her eyes and decisively refused.

Go for it! This championship is practically guaranteed!

This is a complete game-changer!

Wait a minute, I remember that for this collaboration with Frost & Snow, they said it wasn't just for members of the company, right?

"Hmm? Your favorite wolf and sheep are among the guests?"

The young lady understood Xu Lin's pain points better than the audience, and seeing that she was somewhat unhappy, she calmly said...

"Okay! I'm going!"

The white-haired man immediately made the decision!

"Oh~~ You went?"

The young lady gave a sly smile, her voice carrying a hidden meaning.

"Don't make unnecessary driving mistakes! You'll be competing with others for their public image!"

Xu Lin understood immediately and covered his face in exasperation.

【? ? ? ? 】

[Is the young lady's driving skill getting more and more proficient?]

[After all, you're already living together... right?]

"What are you saying?! I didn't! I didn't!"

Upon seeing the comments, the young lady blushed instantly and quickly retorted.

"Ahem, let me clarify something."

Seeing this, Xu Lin quickly moved closer to the microphone.

Because there were two faces within the facial capture range of Xu Youyue's Live2D, her expression immediately became erratic, which, combined with Xu Youyue's shy expression, made it look extremely strange.

"What strange things are you going to say now!"

The young lady hurriedly tried to shut the servant's mouth, but Xu Lin was already prepared for this trick, having used it so many times. With a turn of her head, Xu Youyue kissed her on the cheek, without affecting their conversation at all.

"Even though we sleep together every day, and the young lady almost always sleeps naked, nothing really happened between us, okay?"

P.S.: Today I'm recommending some videos that perverts like to watch, featuring a very cute young lady.

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Chapter 2, Section 378: Lan Ruoye, Falls at the slightest touch

[Even though I smoke and have promiscuous sex, am I a good girl?]

Who would believe that?!

[Waaaaah, Wakaba, my Wakaba!]

"Well, believe it or not."

Xu Lin helplessly shrugged. Although she deliberately spoke in such an ambiguous way to make the fans misunderstand, she was telling the truth—she and the young lady really hadn't been doing anything intimate lately.

It wasn't that the passion had faded, but rather that they both preferred the warm and reassuring feeling of sleep to fleeting pleasure.

Yeah, even if I come every day, I still can't keep up with the nutrition!

"What are you saying?!"

Xu Youyue, her face turning bright red, finally realized what was happening, screamed, pushed Xu Lin away, and immediately muted her microphone.

The guys are quite experienced with this kind of situation.

[Okay, everyone, now it's time for domestic violence.]

Sigh... I'm getting a little too full from eating dog food every day.

[Call the landlord!]

[Three in a row!]

[A bombshell!]

【Sebadorgon!】

【kill!】

【A sacred protective shield~】

Then they skillfully started playing cards.

As for the fun of playing cards like this, where you suddenly get a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while playing Dou Dizhu and then immediately get an invincible card, and whether things like "I summon my fist as an attack sign and attack directly!" happen, it remains an unsolved mystery in the V-zone, and no one knows for now.

It is said that this card game was first started by the fans in Ruoye's sister Meili's live stream, and then it spread like wildfire to all of Hamster Mama's live streams. Now it has spread to the entire VUP community.

That's absolutely outrageous.

After a while, the young lady's Live2D suddenly came back to life, swayed lively a couple of times, changed her expression, and then turned on the background music.

"Ahem, well, there's been a bit of a problem with the young lady, so I'll fill in for her for a bit."

But it was Xu Lin's voice that rang out.

【? ? ? 】

What's wrong, Miss?

[It's Wakaba! Yay!]

"It's nothing, it's nothing. Someone was chasing me just now and suddenly had a stomachache. I'm in the bathroom now."

Xu Lin turned his head slightly and said somewhat awkwardly.

【? ? ? 】

Did they eat something that upset their stomach?

Wait a minute, this date... it might not be...

"Holy crap, really? Someone actually knows how to calculate a streamer's menstrual cycle???"

Xu Lin was immediately shocked, his eyes widening considerably.

[It's not that I specifically remembered it, it's just that around this time every month, the young lady always complains of stomach aches in her livestream...]

【Wakaba-kun, you've exposed yourself】

"Ahem, that's true. Well, since you all already know, I won't hide it from you anymore."

"Those who know, know; those who don't, I can't explain. Anyway, there's still a lot of blood on the floor."

Xu Lin coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment and tried to change the subject by throwing out a smokescreen, but before he could even say anything, the young lady came out of the bathroom and threw a pack of sanitary napkins at his face.

"Who told you to stand in for me! Get down here!"