Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?
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"..."
Yuanchu wanted to say she could handle it, but it seemed she really couldn't quite take it.
And considering that this woman even taught herself how to confess her feelings, she certainly can't be considered a romantic person.
"Hey, is it really okay for you to just shatter my beautiful dreams like this?"
Sister Yan squinted and complained.
As a rational woman, although she likes romance comics and playing matchmaker, she is still clear in her heart that men who meet her standards are almost one in a million. In addition, she also has requirements for appearance, so it's even worse. She will most likely not be able to find a suitable one.
"The main problem is that your request is a bit too unrealistic, Sister Yi... Even if you asked for a legal shota or a legal loli, I could find you a few. Let's just forget about this kind of request."
"Of course you can call them, because our company has them!"
Sister Yan gave Yuzi a good punch.
Their society doesn't have many different types of people, but it has a lot of handsome men and beautiful women, with looks that could even form a group and debut in real life. Although they are quite pleasing to the eye, it's only natural that their standards for choosing a partner are raised after being in this kind of environment for many years.
There's a girl in the post-production department who often complains that she would have been turned gay if these guys weren't so despicable.
However, considering that this woman's favorite comics are yuri (lesbian) comics, I have a reasonable suspicion that she has actually been gay for a long time but just can't find a suitable person to come out with.
It's not entirely impossible, but it's definitely one in a million, and even more so, one in a million among highly educated men.
"Behind every gentle and doting top ten man, there is always a girl who patiently taught him to grow from a boy into a man. Even if they break up for various reasons, they will eventually leave a mark in their hearts."
"So Yiyi, your requirements are really hard to find."
The words of the kite are full of life experience and philosophy, which makes people think deeply and sigh, but there is a small problem.
"You yourself have never been in a relationship..."
“But my mom talked to me about it; that’s what she taught me.”
When the topic turned to Iris's mother, Yan-jie and Yuzu both fell silent for a moment before changing the subject in perfect unison.
That's too heavy a topic to discuss during a live broadcast.
"So, what about grapefruit? Seriously, what kind of grapefruit jam do you like? Be serious, or I'll beat you up."
"Seriously... Actually, I don't know either. My sister always says I don't understand what love is, and then I thought, haven't so many enlightenment teachers from island countries personally taught us this thing? Why does she say I don't understand?"
Yuzi blurted out a dirty joke, and only when she saw Sister Yan pretending to hit her did she quickly cough twice and become serious.
"Later I found out that she meant I didn't understand love. Then I thought about it and realized that I really do not understand it, because even now I can't say which of my many exes I liked the most."
So I guess I can only accept whatever comes my way.
A clueless, scumbag girl who doesn't know what love is, and two lifelong singles who have never been in a relationship, are discussing what love is. It's such a ridiculous thing, yet there are still a lot of viewers watching and joining in the discussion.
I really don't know whether to say that people online are keen to express themselves, or that most otaku are single and don't understand, so they just blindly get involved.
[Yuzu really is a scumbag woman after all.]
[This doesn't really qualify as being a "bad girl," it's just girls playing around casually during their school days, and many of us were like that back then.]
Since her debut, there has been a constant debate about Yuzu. While this has brought her popularity, it has also made her the one with the most haters in ESC. Various forums and online communities have been filled with rumors about her, but they are all either unfounded or simply fabricated.
I don't know what fun these fishermen and anglers get from fishing in cesspools every day.
This is utterly baffling.
But the most interesting thing is that after Yuzu's "scumbag woman" persona was established, the people who couldn't accept it the most were actually male viewers who had no connection to the character. Female viewers, on the other hand, were very open-minded about it and even liked it more.
This has become a common phrase used by Yuzu fans to retort to haters: "They haven't done anything wrong to you guys, why are you getting so worked up?"
Of course, nothing is absolute. Some people can't accept it, while others find it more interesting and enjoyable. This doesn't really discriminate between men and women; it's just that the proportion is higher in one gender.
P.S.: From a male perspective, men who claim to be your first love but are particularly knowledgeable about all sorts of small details (referring to their choice of gifts such as dresses and lipsticks) are either scumbags lying to you or cross-dressers.
P.S.: Waiting, there's no point in me saying this, all my female book friends are gay!
Section 352, Chapter 56: The King's Game is the Best Choice for Fostering Relationships (1)
After Sister Yan finished her live stream with Yuzu and Yuanchu, everyone who had been holed up in the room gradually came out.
Then they all lay down on the sofa like salted fish.
To be honest, team building activities are really boring when there's no group activity. Plus, we've already done most of the fun activities in the first two days, and we can't just have a bunch of people playing cards... There aren't enough mahjong tables for this many people.
"Ah~~ Wakaba~~ I want to do something fun, I'm so bored~!!"
The young lady clung to Xu Lin, rolling around and wailing in pain.
Xu Lin... was engrossed in playing Monster Hunter on his PS4, locked in a fierce battle with a golden lion, completely absorbed in the game.
"Hmm? What kind of activity are we doing? Is it a group activity?"
Xu Lin wasn't exactly a pro at Monster Hunter, as you could tell from the weapons she usually used: a grenade-wielding light crossbow. Her playstyle was practically skipping class, so it was impossible for her to successfully hunt with the young lady's constant interference. Therefore, she ended the hunt with a clever cart, resetting the quest.
"Yeah, if this were planned, everyone would be bored to death."
The young lady casually pointed behind her, her tone lazy and nonchalant.
Xu Lin glanced around and, sure enough, found the group of people lounging on the sofa like Ge You, occasionally fiddling with their phones, yet looking drowsy.
"Let's play some games then, with so many people..."
Although he really wanted to get everyone involved in Monster Hunter to fight Safi'jiiva, fifteen people should be more than enough, Xu Lin decided to abandon the idea because not everyone present was experienced in the game.
"How about the King's Game then?"
Remembering that the young lady had mentioned wanting to match up three potential couples within the company, Xu Lin immediately suggested this game, which had been popular in Japanese anime for a long time, making it the perfect choice for bringing together young couples.
"Okay!"
The young lady slapped her thigh, suddenly flipped herself up, and raised her arms in a shout.
"Everyone! Let's play the King's Game!"
......
Ten minutes later, the fifteen members of ESC sat in a circle.
At first, Lingyue and You were reluctant, but under Xu Lin's 'persuasion', they readily agreed and joined the game.
That's how she advised me.
"Yu, you should know what the King's Game is, right?"
Nodding, nodding.
"So, do you think Yuka will participate?"
"Ok?"
"If the thing receives any special instructions and you're not there..."
"I'll play."
One is done.
The remaining month of zero is even easier to explain.
"Sexy pictures, backstabbing, you know what I mean?"
"Three couple pictures of the senior and the young lady."
"Ok."
In short, thanks to Xu Lin's active encouragement, the King's Game, which was decided on a whim, was finally participated in by all the Livers. Congratulations!
"Let's confirm the rules first. I have fifteen wooden sticks here, and each one is the same length and thickness. You can verify it yourself if you don't believe me."
“Each lot has a number, from number one to number fourteen. There is only one red-colored King’s lot. Each round, the King can randomly select no more than five numbers to complete an instruction. Is there a problem?”
No~
Everyone answered in unison.
Xueyue carefully examined the wooden stick and, finding no signs of cheating, regretfully put it back.
"To be fair, I'll take the last lot in the first round. You guys draw first, first come, first served."
As soon as Xu Lin finished speaking, the group of people quickly finished drawing their tickets, glanced at them cautiously, and then covered their hands tightly, not letting anyone see them.
There was no way around it; there were just too many different types of people present, and everyone had learned from being tricked by all sorts of messy and unpredictable schemes.
But Xu Lin really didn't cheat this time. He was just playing around with the young lady; there was no need for that. As for his purpose in bringing the newcomers together...
Why do you think she set the number of people to five?
The white-haired girl slowly picked up the last slip of paper and glanced at it; it was number five.
"Alright, King, show your sign."
"Okay, it's me."
In the first game, Thrall was the king. Xu Lin gave him a look, and the cunning Thrall, who was playing the Yin-Yang Master, almost instantly understood and a bright smile appeared on his lips.
"Now, number three, number five, number seven, number nine, number fifteen, please hug each other for ten seconds in pairs. The one left out, please bark like a dog three times."
Almost instantly, everyone started checking the phone numbers of the people next to them.
Sister Yan glanced around and realized that neither Yuzu nor Iris was the chosen one, so she could only call out quickly.
"I am number nine!"
But after she shouted those words, she was dumbfounded.
Because she saw that a white-haired creature opposite her had already taken the initiative to hug Xu Youyue, while on the other side, Jiehua and Youye were hugging each other.
"Pfft www"
Sal's laughter was particularly wicked.
"Sister Yi, please?"
"Woof! Woof! Woof!!!"
Sister Yan's three dog barks were so realistic and full of resentment.
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