Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

【? ? ? ? 】

As expected of you.

"No, I'm just telling a story, folks. I don't believe you're the kind of idiots who treat fictional accounts as historical fact, right? No way!"

Xu Lin had no choice but to unleash his Yin-Yang Technique to unleash his ultimate power.

This guy's a seasoned yin-yang master.

P.S.: Huh? What was I about to say?

Never mind, I can't remember.

Then...

Sasha is so cute!

Section 32 Chapter Thirty-Two: Xu Lin's Personal Musings (2)

Speaking of Xu Lin's usual style of casual conversation, he says whatever comes to mind, and when he occasionally reveals something that gets him into trouble, he quickly changes the subject.

Today is no exception.

Her Yin-Yang technique was a bit too powerful, so the live stream was flooded with question marks the moment she finished speaking.

Xu Lin, on the other hand, suddenly changed the subject.

"Speaking of which, have you guys watched that really popular romance anime, 'Tsuki ga Kirei'?"

[Watched]

【not bad】

[Didn't watch]

The audience readily followed Xu Lin's lead and changed the subject.

"It seems like you've watched a lot of things. Just this anime, when I was rewatching it the other day, I suddenly remembered something. I feel like many viewers probably have had similar experiences. Let me tell you two stories and see if you can relate."

As Xu Lin spoke, she didn't enter her 'storytelling' mode this time, since it wasn't about the company's livers, so she simply described it in a straightforward manner.

"Back in junior high, I had a classmate. In junior high, teachers would change seats every month to prevent early romantic relationships. My friend and I were deskmates for a month, and that's when I started to learn about her story."

“Let’s call my classmate Xiao A. Xiao A had a girl he really liked. It’s normal for boys to like girls at that age when they first fall in love. The girl wasn’t very interested in Xiao A. Well, it’s not that she wasn’t interested, but Xiao A was a bit timid, so he didn’t dare to talk to her.”

“Every day, Xiao A would quietly watch her, his eyes following her. When going downstairs to eat lunch or do morning exercises, he would always stand at the door and pretend to walk slowly, waiting for her for a while, just to say a few words to the girl.”

"Gradually, time passed and we entered the third year of junior high school. The relationship between the two remained lukewarm. Although Xiao A liked her, she didn't have the courage. As for the girl who was academically excellent, cute, and cheerful, Xiao A was probably just an ordinary classmate, the kind of relationship that she wouldn't remember the name of years later."

"I didn't make this up. In fact, Xiao A told me this herself at last year's class reunion, which is how I heard the second half of the story."

Xu Lin sighed softly as he spoke.

Although she had never been in a relationship and had never liked any girl before, and the only person she called "wife" was a fictional character, she couldn't help but feel a little sentimental about this kind of innocent romantic feeling.

"Getting back to the point, during those six months, Xiao A studied very hard, to the point that he talked to girls less often. After all, Xiao A was a game addict, and his grades were never good. He was consistently in the bottom ten out of forty students in his class. He would have to work hard to catch up with the girl's grades."

"Yes, this is another cliché story about a student who is at the bottom of his class studying hard to catch up with the top students, but the ending is a bit outrageous."

"During the high school entrance exam, Xiao A performed exceptionally well and was admitted to one of the two key high schools in the city. Thinking that it would be fate if the girl went to the same high school as him, he confessed his feelings, but..."

"The girl didn't perform well."

"It seems that the girl lost her composure due to too much pressure the day before the high school entrance exam, and also had a high fever. Her grades were terrible, and she chose to repeat the year on the advice of her family."

"Finally, in that KTV private room, Xiao A wiped away her tears, drank her wine, and told us the ending of this story."

"When she was preparing for her final year of junior high, that girl started dating. Her boyfriend wasn't Xiao A, but a girl from the same class she was repeating the year with. In the end, the two of them got into another top high school and are now living happily abroad. Occasionally, Xiao A can see photos of them traveling together on Twitter, and they look very much in love."

"At this point, Little A grumbled and picked a song. The song's name was..."

"You Love Her So Much"

【What?! What did I just hear?】

[A straight man falls in love with a lesbian~, and goes crazy with love~!]

[Ugh, the lilies are alright!]

"Let me make this clear beforehand, this is indeed a true story. I don't know the specific details, but it must be an unforgettable memory for Xiao A."

Xu Lin couldn't help but sigh. The feeling of having a crush on someone for three years only to have that girl snatched away by another girl is something most people can't understand.

"Dear viewers, did this story resonate with you?"

[Can't resonate with it www]

[This... is clearly such a sad thing, so why do I feel like laughing?]

Hahaha, poor A!

"Huh? You don't resonate with this story? Wait, I have another one."

"This is the story of a high school classmate of mine, a boy. Let's call her C. Don't ask why I don't call her B, because I have a tree in my heart."

"This story begins in the first year of high school. That year, the school undertook a pilot project for educational reform undertaken by the Education Bureau. The students in the class were grouped into groups of six and three, sitting face to face. Our class was the pilot class."

"You can imagine this reform. You'll definitely find that it's really easy to make some small movements when you're face-to-face in class. Little B did just that."

"It was probably fate. The girl opposite Xiao C was a very cute short-haired girl. She had a small dimple when she smiled and a small tiger tooth. She was a cheerful person, but usually very quiet."

As Xu Lin spoke, he couldn't help but sigh again.

This story is another tragedy...

"That girl happens to share the same surname as Xiao C, and even more coincidentally, they were actually classmates in elementary school."

What a coincidence!

Is it really possible for something like this to happen so coincidentally?

[This is outrageous! Why is Wakaba always the one watching from the sidelines?!]

"Yes, it's such a coincidence, but it's a bit embarrassing to say. Little C doesn't actually remember who this girl is. After all, back in elementary school, he played more with the boys, and they were only in the same class for the same grade, so it's normal that he doesn't have much of a memory of her."

"The story begins with the girl taking the initiative to acknowledge Xiao C as her new friend."

"This girl's academic performance is actually very good. In the first monthly exam after the start of the semester, she was on par with Xiao B. It's probably a coincidence of fate that their exam rankings just happened to be next to each other. For a month, they continued to sit face to face, and every time they looked up, they saw each other."

"Everyone can think about this feeling for a moment."

"Every time I look up, I see you. You're the one who whispers to each other with notes during class, the one who shares magazines with each other, the one who secretly causes trouble, and the one who steps on each other's feet under the table."

"Under these circumstances, it's only natural that Little C would fall for the girl, isn't it?"

"And the tragedy began when C fell in love with him."

P.S.: Both of these stories are based on true events! Including the first one about a yuri couple www.

P.S.: This isn't my story! So far, this book only contains one true story about me, but I think you'll never guess which one it is.

Section 33, Chapter Thirty-Three: Xu Lin's Personal Musings (End)

"The tragedy began with C's first crush."

"At first nothing happened, and they continued their lives as usual. Gradually, the two started going out to eat together. It started with C bringing the girl breakfast, then gradually progressed to lunch, and eventually even dinner. The two seemed to be inseparable, and their classmates all thought they had started dating."

"However... actually, not yet, because our little C is a bit timid. Perhaps he's content with the status quo, or perhaps he feels there's still too little time. Although little C's eyes are full of affection when he looks at the girl, and the little notebook they use to talk about is becoming increasingly open and detailed, with both of them sharing their pasts and dreaming about the future, it seems the story is going to continue sweetly like this, and the two ambiguous people will eventually come together and achieve a happy ending."

"Unfortunately, reality isn't an anime."

Xu Lin spoke with a varied and melodious tone, as if he were lamenting Xiao C's pitiful experience.

"It doesn't follow the natural progression of anime, and it's impossible to achieve a happy ending as easily as 'Tsuki ga Kirei'."

"The two, who had never argued, finally had a cold war over a small matter. However, the young C at that time was not as mature as the young man who would later be taught how to date by several girls. He did not take the initiative to apologize."

"This cold war continued until the division of arts and sciences into classes."

Xu Lin's voice gradually faded, symbolizing that the story was about to turn into a tragedy.

"After being separated into different classes, the two of them lost that connection. Now, they are not only no longer deskmates, but they are not even in the same class or on the same floor."

"In high school, in many people's world it was just a small campus. Being on different floors was enough to widen the already large rift between two people to the point where it could never be repaired."

"Little C still liked girls. A month later, he gradually tried to find girls on the playground and started to talk to them."

"But the girl's attitude was indifferent and calm, as if she were treating an ordinary classmate. She still smiled brightly, revealing her cute little tiger teeth and dimples, but Xiao C could no longer feel that warmth."

He wanted to win her back, but he didn't know how.

Oh dear, I have a bad feeling about this.

[Oh no, this is probably a familiar plot.]

"Finally, on that snowy Christmas night after he entered his second year of high school, Xiao C decided to confess to that girl and make one last attempt."

"He spent money to buy dozens of flowers made of candy, and then, under the pretext of giving them to his friends as Christmas gifts, he distributed them one by one. In the end, Little C had only one flower left, and the girl should be in the classroom in front of her where the lights had just been turned off."

“Little C’s hands were trembling. He told me that he was extremely nervous at the time. The corridor was empty, and it seemed that only his rapid heartbeat could be heard.”

"Sigh... He finally pushed open the classroom door."

Xu Lin's heavy sigh seemed to explode in the hearts of the audience who were listening attentively to the story.

Inside, there were two people embracing and kissing.

"Tonight is a snowy night, it is Christmas."

[Wow! That's a classic scene!]

[This is like a real-life white photo album storyline! My stomach is upset!]

Hahahaha, what a coincidence!

"Actually, I know the guy who was kissing the girl. He's not the boy that Little C is thinking of. He's a tomboy who looks androgynous. He's very good-looking and I heard that he turned a lot of girls gay in high school."