Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

After the two drunkards finished showering and came out, Xu Youyue didn't care about anything else. She changed them into pajamas, threw them on the bed, and then went to take a shower herself.

When she emerged from the bathroom, drying her long, wet hair after her shower, she didn't see the steamy scene she'd feared, nor the adorable image of the two sleeping peacefully as she'd imagined. Instead...

"Woof! Woof woof!! Woof woof woof!"

Over here, Sister Yan, dressed in a dark red nightgown, was occupying the headboard, on all fours, and shouting fiercely.

The loose-fitting pajamas hung down, even revealing glimpses of two alluring pink nipples.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!! Meow~!!"

On the other side, the white-haired girl, wearing her light blue pajamas, was pressed against the foot of the bed, her back arched, and her pajama pants had somehow fallen down halfway down, revealing her smooth and plump little bottom. She was also making gurgling noises.

【? 】

Xu Youyue mentally typed a question mark, feeling a little confused.

Anyone would be completely dumbfounded in this situation!

"Cat...cat and dog war?"

Imagine this: a white-haired loli and a voluptuous, black-haired mature woman, both wearing pajamas, are exchanging nonsensical insults in a bizarre, cat-like language, so intense it looks like they're about to come to blows.

Two chubby, round white Ragdoll cats were watching the fight from the sidelines. One looked at them with disdain, as if to say, "What are these stupid humans doing today?" The other was jumping around and meowing, seemingly cheering them on.

To put it simply, it means "Let's fight! Let's fight!"

At the doorway, there was a cute little girl with black hair who had just come out of the bath, her hand drying her hair slightly frozen in place.

It's practically a new world-famous painting.

"Izanagi, wake up! I'm the cat-like one!"

In the end, the young lady couldn't suppress her urge to complain and cried out in near collapse.

Honestly, if the young lady could still have a little bit of hope for the man Xu Lin from before, and feel that he was reliable, then today Xu Lin's image in her heart has been completely shattered into pieces.

Yeah, anyone who comes to this scene will be shocked, even Yuzu would be stunned.

What a crazy cat-dog war!

Meow~!

Hearing the voice, Xu Lin's small ears, which were warm from the alcohol, twitched. He turned around and glanced at the young lady, then called out to her.

"Are you fucking communicating with Nike?! I don't understand cat language!"

While complaining, Xu Youyue sighed helplessly, stepped forward, and helped Xu Lin pull up his pajamas that had fallen off.

"Woof~~"

Yan Jie, however, was not happy about it. She called out sweetly and tried to get closer to the young lady.

Yes, she crawled over.

"Yan Yan, wake up! I don't understand dog language! By the way, when did you two secretly learn a foreign language behind my back, you bastard!"

The young lady was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. She simply couldn't understand why these two people, who usually just slept peacefully even when drunk, would turn into this incoherent scene when thrown onto the same bed.

That's absolutely outrageous!

"Meow!!"

Xu Lin stretched out his claws and waved them in the air in a threatening manner, preventing Li Huiyan from getting close.

"Wang Wang!"

Sister Yan turned her head and called out to Xu Lin twice, somewhat displeased.

"Holy crap..."

Xu Youyue was too exhausted to complain anymore. The two of them were so expressive that she could even imagine their conversation.

"Nike, Kailu, did you see anything dirty?"

Since Xu Youyue couldn't understand scientifically why these two people's public personas had collapsed so completely, she tried to find an explanation from a metaphysical perspective.

What they received in return were disdainful looks from the two little ones.

It seems there isn't one; if there were, those two cowards would have been scratching at the door long ago.

The cat and dog fight was still going on on the other side, but the young lady was too exhausted to keep up with the two of them. After drinking so much and taking a shower, all she wanted to do was get a good night's sleep.

But it would be a shame not to commemorate such a great embarrassing moment, so she mustered her spirits and took out her phone to record a short video. During the video, she even got the two dogs to bark. Yan Yan the dog and Lin Jiang the cat were very respectful and barked enthusiastically.

However, considering the possibility of being retaliated against by Xu Lin and Sister Yan after they sober up tomorrow morning, he thought about it and then sent the video to Youzi instead, cleared the chat history, and deleted the video from his own phone.

perfect.

If they get caught, they can just say it was Yuzu who recorded it. Anyway, judging from their appearance, they definitely have blackouts and probably won't remember that Yuzu wasn't even there.

Even if they find out, she'll have someone to take the fall.

After completing this series of operations, Xu Youyue yawned and took out a collar from the wardrobe.

She bought it secretly, and I don't need to say whose model it is, right?

With a calm expression, he put the collar around Linjiangmiao's neck, then gave her a gentle smile in response to her puzzled look.

"Sweetie, let's go back to sleep, okay?"

"Meow~"

The white-haired girl nodded obediently, then got up and followed the young lady out of her bedroom.

They'll be sleeping in Rin-chan's room tonight.

As for Sister Yan...

As Xu Youyue left, she glanced back at Yan Yan, who was staring at her expectantly, sighed helplessly, and then resolutely closed the door.

Let her fuss around in the bedroom by herself. She won't break anything anyway, and she'll fall asleep when she's tired.

After bringing Xu Lin back to the bedroom, feeling that she was almost back to being a drunken Xu Lin from Lin-chan, the young lady quickly took out her phone to take a picture before removing the collar and hiding it.

Looking at Rin-chan curled up on her side in bed, her big, watery eyes half-open as she looked at me, I felt so cute.

After hesitating for 0.0001 seconds between sleeping in the living room and sleeping under the covers, the young lady decisively crawled into bed.

"Good night."

She watched as Xu Lin subconsciously adjusted his posture little by little, from curling up to hugging her, and a gentle and happy feeling instantly warmed her heart.

Xu Youyue gently kissed Xu Lin's forehead.

He drifted off to sleep, clutching his precious possession.

. . . . . .

next door.

"Wang! Wang! Wang!"

Sister Yan pouted, feeling wronged, and enjoyed the lonely night.

Chapter 94, Section 285: You can have sex while drunk, but you can't have your humanity while drunk!

When the white-haired girl woke up, there was no one beside her.

The remaining alcohol stubbornly settled in her blood vessels, numbing her nerves and making her feel somewhat dizzy.

Yesterday's memories are hazy and indistinct, only vague and incomplete images. The girl tries hard to recall, but can only find a long-lost sense of peace.

It has a pleasant jasmine scent.

She raised her hand high, opened her palm, and gazed at the ceiling along her fingertips. Warm, sparse sunlight streamed down from the sky, connecting the dots on her delicate and sweet face, expanding from the lines into a surface, gradually awakening her slumbering, stiff body.

I could vaguely hear someone frantically working in the kitchen, along with a suppressed scream.

She curved her dry lips into a slight smile, turned over to lie on her side, and saw a piece of clothing on the pillow under her head.

There was still a thin, long, and smooth black hair left on it.

The girl's face flushed instantly, but she tried her best to suppress it, squeezing her legs together and curling up into a white ball of yarn in the blankets.

However, the crimson pupils were not completely closed, but left a barely noticeable slit.

Through her blurry, dimly lit vision, she could see the owner of the black hair walking towards her step by step.

Still sleeping?

The young lady sat beside her, watching her change in posture and whispering with some confusion.

"No."

Lin Jiang closed her eyes in relief, the sound coming through the blanket was a little muffled.

Regardless of winter or summer, she always liked to cover herself with a thick quilt, which greatly improved her sleep quality. Now, it had almost completely cut off her connection with Xu Youyue, making her already weak voice even fainter.

"Is your throat alright? It sounds a little dry."

Xu Youyue wasn't in a hurry. Instead, she just sat there and casually started a conversation with her.

"Yeah, it's nothing."

She still didn't want to talk much. She opened her mouth with all her might, but the words she wanted to say and the questions she wanted to ask were swallowed back down.

She wanted to ask if anything had happened last night, but ultimately she didn't have the courage.

What should be done if something really happened? They haven't been dating for very long, and it was probably a case of drunken indiscretion, right?

Xu Lin, who had always lived his life methodically, was completely unable to accept this sudden accident.

It's not that I hate it, but...

It's really too early.

Her feelings weren't so frivolous. Perhaps hormones played a part, but it was definitely not just because she was lonely.

She liked her so much.

Therefore, they tend to be cautious and tread carefully when it comes to relationships.