Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Xu Lin was troubled as she rolled around on the bed, her soft white hair scattered all over the bed, her crimson eyes staring blankly at the ceiling.

It has a certain resemblance to the people in the painting.

Xu Lin cleared his mind, but he faintly heard a barely perceptible knocking sound.

Hmm... Who could it be?

Not many people know Xu Lin's home address. She came to Yehai City alone to attend university, and due to work, she didn't have much contact with her classmates. So, who knows her home address...?

Do deliverymen and food delivery drivers count?

Or maybe it's the old lady who collects the water bill?

Just kidding, the only people who actually know her home address are a few people from ESC.

There were two colleagues, along with the boss and two operations staff.

"Open the door! Xu Lin! Open the door for me! If you've got the guts to stand me up, then open the door!"

The familiar roar, the familiar jokes, and the familiar voice instantly brought to mind the image of a girl in Xu Lin's mind.

Xu Youyue, a first-generation member of ESC Club, a meme genius, a conversation killer, and a gaming black hole.

【? 】

[A pigeon? Did I make any plans with her?]

Xu Lin thought to himself, but the first thing he did after getting out of bed was not to open the door, but to pick up his phone and look at the dozen or so incoming calls.

They all belong to Xu Youyue.

Opening the door is out of the question; the only option now is to use a fake voice to fool them.

Xu Lin silently made up his mind and dialed Miss Xu's number.

"Hey, Miss."

"Xu Lin! You bastard! How dare you stand me up?! You're not trying to tell me you're not home, are you?!"

As soon as the call connected, I was met with Miss Xu's furious roar.

"No, well, there's a small problem."

Xu Lin felt a little guilty, but he still forced himself to explain.

"Oh? What's wrong? Did you oversleep, or are you trying to tell me you're on your period and can't go out?"

Outside the door, Xu Youyue stood with her arms crossed, her tone mocking.

The two of them had arranged to go out together more than once because they lived close by, but usually it was Miss Xu who was late for various reasons. This was the first time Xu Lin had stood them up.

Therefore, Xu Youyue remained relatively calm and was able to listen to Xu Lin's explanation.

"My toilet exploded."

"???"

Xu Youyue typed three question marks.

"The room is like a dozen cans of herring have been opened at the same time. Opening the windows for ventilation is no use, so I don't dare to open the door. I was busy with repairs and didn't see your call."

Xu Lin, without batting an eye, fabricated a long lie, perfectly explaining why he was late and why he couldn't open the door for her.

However...

Women are creatures that cannot be reasoned with.

As a wealthy and willful young lady, Xu Youyue's thought process is even more unpredictable.

Xu Youyue gently approached the crack in the door, twitched her little nose twice to make sure she didn't smell any foul odor, and listened carefully to make sure there was no sound of water in Xu Lin's room before speaking.

"Oh, then I'll call a plumber for you, and a cleaning company too. Go find a place to take a shower first, and everything will be taken care of by tonight."

After speaking in a completely emotionless tone, Xu Youyue didn't hang up the phone and just silently waited for Xu Lin to continue his nonsense.

[Trying to fool me again? This time I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!]

【Oh, this...】

Xu Lin sat on the edge of the bed, her little feet waving anxiously.

[Xu Lin, think quickly! Hurry!]

[Hurry up and find an excuse to get out of this!]

"You rascal, you weren't doing something naughty in the room, were you?"

After waiting for more than ten seconds and seeing that Xu Lin did not make any noise, Xu Youyue frowned and said.

"Keeping a mistress in a golden house? No, you shut-in have no way of meeting girls, so it is..."

"Hey! Wait! Don't get any ideas!"

In his panic, Xu Lin lost control of his voice and revealed a hint of a woman's voice.

This, however, further confirms Xu Youyue's conjecture.

"Xu Lin!!! You're so thirsty you're actually looking for round-cornered girls!?"

"I told you not to overthink it! Do you think I'm that kind of person?!"

"What kind of respectable people can join our club!"

"What kind of prejudice do you have against our club?! And you've dragged yourself into this too, Miss Xu!"

"Fine... I can't hide it from you sooner or later anyway, so I'll just tell you the truth."

Xu Lin put on his slippers and walked step by step toward the door, his voice gradually changing from a falsetto back to his own natural voice in this body.

"Miss Xu, you might not believe it, but I've turned into a girl now."

Opening the door, Xu Lin held the phone in one hand, his crimson eyes fixed on the shocked Xu Youyue, and sighed helplessly.

And Miss Xu.

Looking at the white-haired, red-eyed girl in front of me, wearing an oversized white short-sleeved shirt that hung loosely on her body, revealing half of her fragrant shoulder and delicate collarbone, and although her lower body was covered by the hem of the shirt, I could still vaguely see that she was wearing a pair of dark blue men's boxer briefs underneath.

I was completely stunned.

Chapter 3, Section 3: What should I do if I'm going to live with a beautiful girl? I need help urgently! (Awaiting answer online!)

Xu Youyue had her suspicions that all of this was a prank played on her by Xu Lin and his sister.

Yes, Miss Xu knows that Xu Lin has a younger sister. Although she has never met her, she probably looks similar to the cute girl with white hair and red eyes in front of her.

but!

The girl in front of me, Xu Linwei, is just too overpowering, too overpowering, you know?!

That helpless sigh, and that expressionless face even after something terrible happened, especially that look in his eyes.

They are exactly the same!

Nonsense, it's just one person.

"So, what exactly did I agree to with you before? Too much has happened, and I'm not quite clear-headed right now."

Although it's summer and she wouldn't be cold wearing just a short-sleeved shirt, she's not the tough guy Xu Lin she used to be. It's really strange for her to stand facing Xu Youyue at the door dressed like this, wearing her boyfriend's shirt.

"Never mind, you should come in first and we'll talk about it then."

"Wait a minute, let me catch my breath first."

He reached out and pulled Miss Xu into the room. Xu Lin closed the door, walked to the bedside, and sat down, waiting quietly.

Not only Xu Youyue, but she herself also needs some time to calm down.

"You... are you really Xu Lin?"

After waiting for a while, Xu Youyue finally spoke, still somewhat incredulously.

"Yes, it's the real deal. After all, I don't have a twin sister with albinism."

Xu Lin pointed to his white hair and said softly.

"So what are your plans after this? Will you continue streaming?"

"After that... I'll probably find a place to stay first, and then slowly get my family to accept the devastating news that their eldest son has suddenly turned into a girl through my younger sister."

"The live stream may be paused for a while, but it should still be broadcast."

Xu Lin hugged the pillow and spoke slowly, word by word.

Actually, she herself is still very confused, but she can only take it one step at a time.

"Oh right, you asked me to come with you to look at houses today."

Xu Youyue said with a sudden realization.

"But in your current state, it will probably be difficult to find a suitable place to live, right? You don't even have any identification."

"Yeah...that's why I was just wondering if you knew how to get me a fake ID. After all, I'm a complete stranger here, while you're the local, and a rich girl at that www"

Xu Lin smiled slightly. Having a friend to help share the pressure and having to bear everything alone are two completely different concepts.

So she feels inexplicably relieved now. Even though nothing has been resolved yet, she just feels a little better.

"Hmm...probably. I'll ask my uncle when I get back. He knows a lot of people and has connections with the police. He should be able to cover it up for you, but it'll probably take a few days."

When Xu Lin calls Xu Youyue "Miss," it's not just a joke; she really is a third-generation rich kid. Her family has been in business for many years and has a lot of connections in Yehai City.

"Okay, then I'll leave it to you."

Xu Lin spoke softly, then quietly watched Xu Youyue call her uncle, using her charm to smooth things over and arrange to go to the police station in a few days to register her household registration.

"Why are you being so polite with me? Your lease is almost up, isn't it? My uncle's place will take at least three days. What are you going to do?"

"I don't know, at worst I can just find a shady internet cafe and stay there for a few days."

With the ID card issue resolved, other matters became less troublesome. Anyway, Xu Lin had money in his account, so what difference did it make where he stayed?

It's summer now, and the temperature isn't that low at night, so even setting up a tent by the overpass is fine as a makeshift place for camping.