Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

fuck!

"Can't either of these two talk properly?!" the female host thought to herself.

But what the young lady said makes sense. Debuting is like going into the adult entertainment industry, and live streaming is like making suggestive remarks. What's wrong with that?

No!

"May I ask how you two met? You seem to be a very loving couple."

We met at work.

So you two developed feelings for each other while filming, right?

The female host was practically bursting with pent-up frustration.

But the show was very well received, and the audience below laughed so hard they thought the two of them were specially invited by the organizers to perform a crosstalk routine.

"Let's ask this rare white-haired lady, are you a foreigner? White hair is very rare in China."

Having been rebuffed by the young lady, the host turned her attention to Xu Lin this time. Compared to the young lady's way of speaking, which made people want to lead everyone astray, she now found Xu Lin, who directly and bluntly retorted, to be easier to get along with.

Then she was again looked down upon by the white-haired girl on an intellectual level.

"Have you considered seeing a doctor? How many foreigners can demonstrate the profoundness of Chinese culture like I can?"

"Ahem, that's true. May I ask if the woman next to you is your girlfriend?"

The young woman thought to herself, "That's not Chinese culture, it's Zu'an culture," but she was afraid of being rebuked, so she simply accepted it.

Am I an idiot, please?

"Eyes can be donated to those in need."

That means it is.

"So what do you like about her?"

"Face, collarbone, legs."

"Why are they all body parts?"

"Is it wrong for me to just want her body?"

"..."

Stay calm, stay calm. Didn't you already prepare yourself for encountering oddballs before you became a host? Keep going! You can do it!

The young woman's smile froze on her face as she mentally encouraged herself.

"So, what do you like about this young lady over here?"

"I love the way she roasts people, it's so cool!"

The young lady acted like a lovesick fool, her eyes sparkling as she looked at Xu Lin.

You two are just making fun of me!

Meanwhile, the Kumamon fans in the audience felt sorry for the female host, wondering why she had to host the show when both Xu Lin and the young lady were in a bad mood.

So they were calling the girl frantically to cheer her on, but their cheering slogans were a bit bizarre...

"Oh my god! Hit her, miss! Hit her! We're here to support you!"

So you mean I'll take full responsibility?

"Don't be a coward, girl! Keep going! Don't let the evil forces defeat you!"

So, am I some kind of hero challenging the Demon King?

"Use your beam attack now!"

Well, I've become Ultraman again.

And those two over there sang "Courage" for me on the spot, they even had harmonies! If you can sing so well, why don't you come up on stage and sing?!

What's with that guy reciting poetry?! Drag him out!

what. . .

so tired.

Is this the price I pay for complaining about how all the couples on TV shows are so similar?

This weirdo must be someone sent by God to punish me!

The female host had completely given up. Usually, she would come up with some funny jokes to extend the show's time, but today she just wanted to finish the program as quickly as possible.

So I simply read from the script, mechanically reciting the questions I had prepared beforehand while looking at my cue cards.

"May I ask how long you two have been together?"

"About two weeks."

Xu Lin thought for a moment and then answered.

The real breakthrough between her and the young lady started with their last kiss. Although there hasn't been a formal confession yet, it could easily have been two weeks.

"Oh, I see. That's quite a short time."

You two are so in sync, I'd believe it if you'd been married for a year or two.

Why don't you two just get together already, instead of going out and ruining other people's lives?

Although she gave mechanical answers, the female host was actually internally ranting and raving.

Did you learn about our program before you came?

When faced with the host's questions, Xu Youyue answered honestly and obediently.

"No, I don't even know what his name is."

I don't know what you guys are doing here!

"Well, let me introduce you two. Our show is called 'Couple's Compatibility Test Q&A.' The main thing is that I will ask you two questions and you will answer them. Finally, the audience will score the questions to determine if you are a sweet couple who are truly in love."

"This name is so corny, no wonder nobody reads it."

"..."

Could you please shut your mouth?

Chapter 39, Section 229: Two People Who Didn't Follow the Rules at All

The "Couples' Compatibility Test Q&A" is not only cheesy in name, but the show itself is also quite clichéd.

It's just a simple matter of picking a couple to come on stage and answer pre-prepared questions. The female host is also very young, probably an intern sent here to practice. Let alone appear on TV, it's questionable whether it can even be broadcast online.

The show wasn't very popular inside the amusement park either. At one or two o'clock in the afternoon, when it was the hottest time of day, very few pedestrians would stop to watch a somewhat awkward show.

This makes the group of Kumamon in the audience seem even more outrageous.

Aren't you afraid of getting heatstroke wearing such thick clothes in this hot weather?

Hey you over there! Don't think I won't see you just because you're inconspicuous and you secretly take off your hood!

Standing on the stage, the white-haired girl looked at the Kumamon figures collapsed on the ground below, speechless. Like the female host, she had a lot of complaints but didn't know how to express them.

"Haha, your friends are really funny."

The female host naturally noticed the Kumamon mascots, who were exhausted after their wild dancing, and gave an awkward laugh.

Honestly, in a shady corner with hardly anyone around, with only a few perverts stopping because the girls on stage are pretty, plus a bunch of Kumamon characters that look like they were copied and pasted, she really has the illusion that the show she's hosting isn't for humans.

Especially considering that the two people who came on stage were not normal at all.

"It's very interesting."

"After all, watching animals with low intelligence and appreciating their confusing behavior has been a human hobby since ancient times."

Have you already categorized them as 'humans' best friends'?

The female host looked at Xu Lin with a shocked expression.

"Please ask your question quickly, miss, we have other things to do next."

Seeing that Xu Lin's patience was almost exhausted, Xu Youyue, who still had some conscience, couldn't help but speak up to remind the host who kept going off-topic.

"So, you can speak human language, miss..."

However, the female host didn't seem to appreciate the young lady's kindness and instead asked in surprise.

"Host, are you aware that your mouth is leaking?"

Xu Youyue's expression changed instantly, and she squinted and complained.

I was wrong to think I was a host; I was too inexperienced. Anyone in this line of work has an extremely strong mental fortitude.

The young lady silently reflected on her actions, then suddenly flashed a bright smile.

She made her decision.

I'll eat my hat if your show even airs today.

Hey, have you ever seen an F1 track at 4 a.m.?

"Sorry, sorry, let's start with the first question: what's the most memorable thing about each of you?"

"Izanagi's moans are so beautiful!"

Bulgarian car body, live streaming racing master, young lady with five-speed start and continuously variable transmission instantly answered.

"Wow!!!"

The Kumamon bears in the audience cooperated by covering their faces and acting shy.

"What kind of filthy talk are you spouting!"

Xu Lin, however, couldn't take it anymore and let out some weird moans. They hadn't even done it yet, had they?

"Ah... I see... So what was this young lady's answer?"

The female host was stunned by Xu Youyue's highly impactful answer, her entire brain capacity being used to process the massive amount of information conveyed.