Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Xu Youyue spoke softly, her tone carrying a sense of bittersweetness, as if she were recalling a past she couldn't bear to look back on.

"I remember that year, those rope-tied swimsuits were really popular, but when I went to that area of ​​the sea, there was a lady whose rope was particularly long, a red ribbon about a meter long, floating crookedly on the surface of the sea, looking very ethereal."

"But at the time, I didn't know any better. I thought it was red seaweed or jellyfish, so I cautiously approached to see what it was. Just then, that pretty lady swam to the other side, and in my haste, I grabbed the ribbon."

"I'm so sorry, big sister! I really didn't mean to!"

Xu Youyue suddenly apologized loudly at this point. Although she didn't continue, everyone had some guesses about what would happen next.

"I don't remember much about what happened after that, but I do remember that the older woman screamed in terror, and then slowly, slowly, a pair of swimming trunks with a very long red strap floated up to the surface of the sea..."

"I'm so sorry!"

Perhaps it was because Miss Yuzuki's description was so vivid that everyone seemed to be infected by the awkwardness and froze.

The atmosphere became somewhat heavy for a moment.

"Miss, are you born like a cat? Why are you so curious?"

In the end, it was Xu Lin who took the initiative to complain, breaking the awkward atmosphere and relieving Xu Youyue from the predicament.

"Pfft www The young lady who apologized just now was so cute! I believe that older sister would forgive you if she saw your apology, right?"

"So, the first two girls told some not-so-strange strange stories. Next up is Senior Wakaba, right? Senior Wakaba, are you confident you can tell a story that will shock the whole audience?"

Xueyue is still the host of ESC, and her ability to smooth things over is quite strong.

"Oh, well, I'll try my best."

"However, there are quite a few strange things that happened to me when I was a child. I'll just pick one to tell you about."

Xu Lin pondered for a moment and then decided on the next topic.

"It was probably when I was in fourth or fifth grade of elementary school. I spent all the pocket money I had saved up for a whole month on firecrackers, the most powerful ones in the corner store, and then..."

"Blow up the school toilets."

P.S.: This story is purely fictional, and the events involving Xu Linggan have absolutely nothing to do with the author!

Section 22 Chapter Twenty-Two: ESC XP Symposium (2)

"Blow up the school toilets"

After Xu Lin uttered those words, the entire YY channel fell silent, with only the viewers' comments flooding the live stream.

[Pfft! As expected of Wakaba]

Was he this naughty as a child?!

The sudden turn caused me to strain my back.

"Um... Senior Wakaba?"

Just when everyone was at a loss for words, it was actually Tobi, who had been tacitly persecuted by everyone, who spoke up.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

What's the scene like after the explosion?

Yuanchu asked curiously, her tone as casual as if they were discussing what to eat for dinner.

"Hmm... If I had to say, it didn't turn out the way I imagined. After all, it wasn't one of those old-fashioned toilets, but a white porcelain squat toilet, so apart from being a bit loud, it wasn't too scary."

Xu Lin rested his chin on his hand and thought for a moment before answering affirmatively.

"Huh? Squat toilets? Aren't those all filled with water? They'll fail to fire if you try to use them."

"I had already thought of this, so I specially wrapped it in waterproof greaseproof paper and detonated it with a long fuse, so it wouldn't misfire."

"Wait! What are you two talking about so casually?! What is it you want to do, Ruoye?!"

After being shocked by the story, Miss Xu couldn't help but complain.

"So, you're saying you exploded because you hate school? To avoid going to class?"

Sister Yan followed up with the output.

"No, it's not that. Actually, it's mainly because I was a bit of a troublemaker when I was little. Once, I saw a novel somewhere that had a similar plot, so I wanted to try it out."

"The Grim Reaper's Skip-School Diary?"

Suddenly, Iris chick chirped.

"It shouldn't be Sigma, after all, that book wasn't even around when I was in elementary school."

After careful consideration, Xu Lin gave a negative answer.

"What is that?! Why are you two able to communicate so happily about this?! Don't use encrypted communication, Kora!"

Miss Xu's extraordinary three-part rant!

"That's a novel, Sakura-senpai www"

The kite chuckled softly and explained.

Damn, academic superstars are a real menace!

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[A fellow book lover!]

"And then? Did Senior Wakaba achieve the result she wanted after the explosion?"

Xueyue, the host, was so shocked that she only just realized she needed to take control of the situation.

"Hmm... Although it didn't quite reach the state of the yellow mist filling the sky as I envisioned in that novel, I'd say the goal has been achieved?"

Xu Lin hesitated for a moment when he said this.

"After all, my initial purpose was just to be curious about the structure of squat toilets."

"Alright, that's the end of my story www. It wasn't a very good story anyway. Now, I'll leave it to Tobi-chan."

As they were talking, Xu Lin noticed that some viewers were expressing discomfort in the live chat, so he promptly ended the conversation.

"Ahem, alright, then shall we have Iris take the lead and bring you the last story of the first round? Iris, are you confident you can purify this chaotic scene?"

"Hey! Leave it to Iris! I'll show you how to purify it properly!"

[Damn, this feels like it's going to shock me.]

I have a bad feeling.

As soon as Yuan Chu finished speaking, Xu Lin noticed that some viewers who knew her well were giving warnings in the comments.

After all, she's a fledgling kite, currently the source of chaos for ESC.

A woman with an unknown past.

"Well, the story is actually quite long, but I'll keep it short."

The kites have begun to emerge.

"When I was ten years old, I peed in an iced tea bottle, and then my uncle drank it!"

"that's all!"

【? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? 】

[Poor Uncle, so miserable!]

"Okay, thanks to Iris for the question mark storm."

Xu Lin followed up with the punchline at just the right moment.

"What does Wakaba-senpai mean?"

"I didn't mean anything by it, just look at the comments yourself."

Just as Xu Lin and Yuan Chu were about to start their little吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for roasting/criticizing) segment, Xue Yue, whose brain hadn't gone blank this time, quickly came out to interrupt.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, what did you say, Tobi-chan!?"

"That day I didn't want to move in bed, but I wanted to pick flowers, so I peed in the bottle? How was I supposed to know my uncle would drink it!"

"It just so happens to be an iced tea bottle, so you really can't tell the difference unless you look closely."

Yan Jie was speechless. She looked at the title of the live stream and then at the two women who had changed the course of the entire collaboration with just one sentence.

Well, today's collaboration is probably not going to end well.

"What do you think, young lady?"

"Me? I'm starting to question the meaning of life. Can something like this really happen in the world?! I always thought it was just a joke made up online!"

Shocking the young lady all day.jpg

"Although you say that, it is indeed true."

Xu Lin shrugged helplessly.

"I'm sorry, senior... what I said is true."

Yuan Chu sighed. It seemed there was still a significant generation gap between herself and these two young ladies. She wondered how Xue Yue had managed to build such good relationships with her seniors so easily.

"Ahem, although you are shocked, Miss, I can tell you with certainty that this is just a small ripple in the grand and magnificent life of Tobi-chan."

Xueyue, who had a very presentable host demeanor, immediately followed up with a purely complaining remark.

"You have no idea how much mental pollution I've suffered this past month!"

It's only been a month and a half since Tobi-Hina debuted. That means that Yuki not only got along well with the third generation members in just half a month, but also had a relationship with Tobi-Hina a month ago, talking about childhood stories!

After sorting out the logic in his mind, Xu Lin took a deep breath of cold noodles.

ESC's social media manager is terrifyingly powerful!

"Ahem, everyone, let's vote! Let's see who's the 'Clear' representative and who's the 'Chaos' representative this round!"

Xueyue coughed twice to save face and proceeded with the project step by step.