Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

"Sael! Where's your milk!?"

The little kitty roared in frustration, but it couldn't stop the dedicated El Cat from pushing her back to camp. It was only thanks to Night Lord's life-saving cat food that the mission didn't fail.

"The distance isn't enough! And for some reason, I can't eat the blue mushrooms!"

Sal felt a little wronged, but couldn't explain it.

"You forgot to bring your favorite mushrooms, the big blue mushrooms!"

While still in the camp, the fledgling kite opened Thrall's equipment interface, glanced at his skills, and immediately started complaining.

"And didn't the senior just tell you to change your equipment? Why do you still only have Wide Area 1?"

"Oops! I wore the wrong gear, hehe~"

Sal was taken aback, then pretended to suddenly realize something and said.

"You did this on purpose, Thrall. I told you not to use the Berserker Polearm set, so you went with the Moonshadow set? No wonder you only lost a little health when you were hit earlier."

Xu Lin then realized why he hadn't had much milk so far, and even when he did, the amount was very small. He squinted and complained.

"This cunning little boy is definitely doing this on purpose! I don't believe someone who has played the Healer Flute for two hundred hours would forget his favorite mushroom skill."

Night Lord joined in the吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism), continuing to expose Sal's lies.

"What? You've spent 300 hours on Charge Blade, and you're still fighting Kushala Daora with Imperial Ice Blade? Are you any better than me?!"

Sal turned his head to retort, as if he could accept being criticized by others, but not by Night Lord.

Yes, as expected of ESC's famous doujinshi group, it's the old purple one.

"I'm back! Senior!"

After rushing all the way, our main DPS, Irisviel, finally made it back to the battlefield from home, but with all her spirit blades depleted, she won't be able to deal much damage in a short time.

"Sigh... I have a feeling this mission is going to fail again. Promise me you'll do well next time, okay?"

Glancing at the time in the upper left corner, Xu Lin had already anticipated the failure of this hunt. However, what she hadn't expected was that the fledgling kite, having just left its nest, was instantly killed by two claws from the Steel Dragon because its maximum health was insufficient and it lacked sword energy to make a direct hit!

P.S.: Shuangxue said he'd dress up as a woman if we added more chapters, so let's try our best to add three chapters tonight.

P.S.: It's ridiculous that reinstalling the computer's operating system still doesn't work.

Section 16, Chapter Sixteen: The Monster Hunter Comedy Troupe (4)

"I got up, but got one-shotted by Steel Dragon in one combo. What's there to say?"

After staring at the large "Failure" sign on the game screen for a long time, Yuanchu was the first to speak up and criticize herself.

"Oh, this."

With a slightly bubbly tone, this is Ye Jun.

"Oh, this~"

It smells like baby formula; this is Sal.

"Oh, this..."

Unbelievably ordinary, that's Xu Lin.

Actually, failing missions wasn't uncommon when they played games together; it was practically a daily occurrence. After all, they were the Monster Hunter comedy troupe, and they were all seasoned veterans who had already graduated from the game. So, when they hunted, the entertainment value was their priority; otherwise, they wouldn't have come up with such bizarre equipment.

However, the number of times the hunt failed because of the two cats, Tobi-Hina and Tobi-Hina, was almost nonexistent.

Although this girl is quite good at creating funny antics, her equipment shows that she still has the style of a katana master. She walks on the edge of a blade, facing the claws of monsters and the takrut of her teammates behind her without fear. This is her usual style.

It was because this green-haired girl was so good at the game that Sal and Night Lord were able to mess around without any restraint, turning their hunting squad into a Monster Hunter comedy troupe.

"I remember the last mission I failed because of the Kitty Puppet was when we were fighting Safi'jiiva, right?"

Xu Lin thought about it carefully and found that his memory was a bit hazy.

"Yes, it's Mingchi. It's because Yuanchu was really unlucky. She couldn't find the stone even when she used her ultimate skill three times in a row, and the mission failed directly."

When Ye Jun spoke, he directly touched on Yuan Chu's most vulnerable wound.

"Night Lord".

"kindness?"

"Listen to me, don't talk next time, or you'll get beaten to death by Iris Chu sooner or later."

"?"

[Hahahaha, Night Lord is poking at Iris's wounds again.]

This person is incredibly sarcastic.

"Night Lord?"

At this moment, Sal spoke up in a childish voice.

"What's wrong, Sal?"

"Want to hang out together next time?"

"And then you'll have Iris Ambush me halfway through the journey?"

Ye Jun was speechless. Sal, this cunning young man, was always thinking of ways to trick him because he didn't like to bully girls and Ruoye was his senior.

"I'm sorry, Tobi-chan, I didn't mean to say you were being unreasonable www"

But now Ye Jun understood what the two meant and promptly apologized to Yuan Chu. However, the girl's reaction was somewhat different from that of ordinary girls.

"Oh? It's nothing."

"but..."

"Can you please change out of that ridiculous outfit you're wearing? It's giving me a headache! How can a grown man be so cowardly!"

While adjusting her equipment, Yuanchu paid no attention to what the boys were saying. She simply glanced at the three's equipment again; Yejun had also switched to the Insect Cannon.

"Hey! Why didn't you mention Thrall?! The mission failed because he didn't have a healer!"

Ye Jun was full of resentment, but then he heard a devil's whisper in his ear.

"I've already changed into my normal milk outfit~ Here's my pressure-insensitive flute~!"

"Then...then Senior Wakaba?"

Ye Jun looked at Xu Lin unwillingly, only to find that this man had already taken out his light crossbow at some point.

"Grenade-wielding katana, invincible under heaven, I'm playing control this round!"

"Stare~~"

The little kite adorably mimicked the sound of someone staring at you with her mouth, and Night Lord's forehead was covered in more and more sweat.

"I'll trade, I'll trade, okay? How about a grenade launcher and a charge axe?"

【Hahahahahaha】

In the end, it was indeed Night Lord who suffered the most.

[Comparing Ruoye to a dog and the cunning Sal? Night Lord, you're still too young!]

..........

The mission was restarted, and luckily, it didn't happen to be a rainy night. So, with Sal's wind pressure ineffective and Xu Lin's precise grenade barrage, the Steel Dragon, which had been stunned three times, was quickly and happily sent away.

The four of them casually completed a few more tasks, accumulating two hours of streaming time. They agreed to continue next time, said goodnight, and then ended their streams.

"Are you off the stream?"

Xu Lin had just taken off the headphones after transforming when he felt they were particularly heavy, and his neck would get sore from wearing them for a long time. Then he heard Miss Xu's voice.

"Okay, I'm ending the broadcast. Miss, is your stomach feeling any better?"

Xu Linke hadn't forgotten about the young lady eating Chongqing hotpot and ending up in the toilet, so he offered his concern.

"It's alright, except for still a little pain, it's nothing serious."

Miss Xu looked a little embarrassed, but she forced herself to pretend that nothing was wrong.

"Shall I go boil some water for you?"

Xu Lin could tell from her complexion that she wasn't better yet. After all, it would be strange if someone who doesn't eat spicy food could eat so many chilies so easily.

"Okay www, but I'm going to be live-streaming in a bit, so don't make any noises."

Miss Xu smiled, but didn't care much about Xu Lin's nonchalant attitude in exposing her. After all, she had seen this guy's straight-man behavior many times before, and this little thing was nothing to her!

It's good enough that she still remembers that she wasn't feeling well; we really can't ask for too much.

I don't even know how I fell for such a clueless straight guy.

She sighed silently in her heart, and the image of the male version of Xu Lin walking in and bringing her a cup of hot water when she was having stomach cramps during her live stream gradually faded from her mind.

Instead, there is now this cute girl with white hair and red eyes, who asks her with a poker face, "Do you want me to boil some water for you?"

Miss Xu smiled gently.

"What's wrong? What are you laughing at?" Xu Lin asked, somewhat puzzled.

"nothing."

The young lady shook her head.

"I think things are pretty good as they are now. What do you think? Would you like to continue living together with me?"

"what?"

Xu Lin was taken aback. She really hadn't considered this issue. After all, living at the young lady's house was just a temporary measure before her ID card was issued. As for whether she would continue sharing the apartment afterward...

She considered herself half a man, and it wasn't really appropriate for her to share an apartment with a girl.

"So you ended up with a free nanny who could even help you with the rent?"

As expected of Xu Lin, the master of strange talk, even though he hadn't thought it through in his mind, the strange words had already slipped out of his mouth.

"Go to hell! You stinky straight man!"