Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Xu Lin sighed, exposing the audience's nonsense with a single sentence.

Ah, this.

[This has exposed our brotherly bond]

"My sister just started school and is busy with school matters. She also has to undergo closed military training afterward, so she won't have time to do a live stream for you guys. You'll have to make do and watch my stream first."

Considering that Youzi had already made up her mind to become a VUP, Xu Lin didn't say anything too definitive. Otherwise, if Youzi really debuted a month later, wouldn't that be a slap in his own face?

So, there's a chance?

"Didn't I promise you that I would bring my sister along for a live stream? When have I ever lied to you?"

Xu Lin said it as a matter of course.

You've never lied, but you're a liar!

Do you remember how many projects you've canceled?!

[What happened to the concert I promised to do with the young lady?! It's been three months already!]

"Oh... Miss has been busy lately and hasn't had time to help me prepare the song."

Xu Lin was taken aback by the comments and gave a dry explanation.

Don't lie to me, Miss is posting cat photos on social media every day now, I don't see her busy at all.

Has Brother Ye ever stood you up?

"Alright, alright, let's not talk about that anymore. Let's figure out what to do today."

Xu Lin's live streams generally fall into three categories: one is playing games with Yuan Chu and Sal, another is his own solo live stream where he talks about things or sings, and the third is a casual live stream like today's, where he doesn't prepare any content and just discusses it with the audience.

Let's play some mahjong, Ruoye-ge hasn't joined the Mahjong Master yet.

Why don't you read the comments? It's been a while since you've read any.

[Song return! Song return!]

"Let me see. It seems like we've accumulated quite a few comments on that post from the beginning of the month. How about we take care of that today?"

Xu Lin wasn't really in the mood to play games today. He felt like there hadn't been anything particularly fun lately, and he was getting a bit tired of Monster Hunter. He also hadn't played Dark Souls for a long time because he didn't want to suffer. However, he was thinking of playing an FPS game, so he'd see what the next time would be like.

Okay, okay!

Let's see what new antics the audience has come up with!

"Hmm... Let's get started then, from top to bottom in chronological order."

Xu Lin posted the update, rearranged the order, and mustered all his energy to get to work.

"First question: [Could Ruoye-kun tell us what type of clothes he usually wears?]"

"I usually wear jeans and short-sleeved shirts. In winter, I wear a wool sweater and a down jacket. That's basically what I wear. It's very comfortable. As for colors, I prefer darker shades, usually dark blue and black."

The first comment was fairly normal, and Xu Lin responded to it simply.

【Wakaba-kun is such a straight man!】

【What kind of awful straight-man outfit is this? Don't you ever change your clothes? ( )】

It's impossible not to change clothes, but this comment is actually referring to a meme about Xu Lin.

The wardrobe in her character illustration has two very similar summer outfits, both jeans and white short-sleeved shirts. The only difference is the shade of the jeans and the pattern on the shirt. As a result, viewers have been criticizing her, saying things like, "You've changed your clothes, but it's the same as if you haven't changed them at all," and "Wakaba-nii doesn't have any clean clothes, so please give her some more."

That's how the joke started. But Xu Lin thinks this is more realistic, right? What straight man doesn't have a few pairs of jeans that look the same in different places in his closet?

"So, for the second one, [Wakaba-nii, Wakaba-nii, could you perform that one? The one where they blow up the toilet?]"

"This happened when I was a kid, okay? It's a true story, but people have to grow up. It's impossible to blow up a toilet now."

[Is it actually because you can't bear to blow up your own toilet?]

"That's right, it's a rented apartment. If the toilet blows up, you'll have to pay a penalty for breach of contract, bro!"

【Grass!】

【Hahahahaha】

"So you don't have to pay compensation for the school you bombed before?!"

"Back then, prices weren't nearly as high as they are now. A toilet could cost over a thousand..."

Xu Lin complained.

"Alright, alright, let's leave this topic at that. I don't have any special hobbies, why would I blow up a toilet for no reason? Next!"

Xu Lin rolled his eyes.

That's just how viewers are; they love to dig up the streamer's jokes and have fun with them, and they never get tired of it!

"【Could Wakaba say to me in a fake voice, "I like you?" (Sound of pear syrup)!"

"Why is your XP system getting weirder and weirder? Can't you eat peaches in Xueyue or Lin Mu's live streams? You want me, a man, to comfort you with a fake voice? Are you crazy, bro?"

"Next, next!"

[Hahahaha, where did this pervert come from?!]

[The male protagonist is actually next to me?]

[Wakaba's eyes widened in disbelief www]

Xu Lin was indeed shocked by the comment, mainly because she didn't expect that someone would actually eat her peaches. It was just outrageous!

She would have agreed to speak in her usual professional voice, but it was her transformed voice that made her decide to leave. She's outta here; she can't afford to mess with a pervert. Goodbye!

"[When will Ruoye-nii and the young lady have a collaboration song event? I want to hear you sing the new song live!]"

"Ah... well, as I just mentioned, we've been quite busy lately since school started, so we haven't had much time to prepare a new song. We'll definitely do it next time, when we have more free time."

She's still singing. She's about to throw up if she keeps singing.

She said she would never sing that song again when she recorded it, okay?

[Maybe next time too (doge emoji)]

[Oh no, next time I'm afraid my grandson will have to burn it for me.]

"Wake up, you don't even have a girlfriend, so where did you get your grandson from?"

Xu Lin's casual remark about the comments was like a knife stabbing into their hearts.

"Okay, next one, [Wakaba-nii, can you call me Dad?]"

"Goodness, last time you made me call you 'brother,' and this time you're calling me 'dad.' Your generational hierarchy has grown pretty fast, hasn't it?"

Chapter 10, Section 125: I like you, so I know preferences you don't even know yourself.

Good heavens, wow, that's amazing!

[Seniority ranking confirmed in live stream]

"You guys are getting better and better at this job, I don't even know how to complain."

The white-haired girl in front of the screen was speechless. She was calling him "Dad," but she didn't do anything to him!

"Alright, alright, next one: [Wakaba, Wakaba, can you say that to the young lady?]"

"???"

Xu Lin immediately countered with three question marks.

[Hurry up!]

[Oh... So the audience just automatically pulls these kinds of stunts?]

"I don't speak Japanese, so I can't pronounce the 'love mouth'."

Xu Lin refused directly.

Although she mentioned in her live stream that she was a college student, she never revealed which university or department she attended. When singing Japanese songs, she would say that she was a Romanized warrior. Surprisingly, after some viewers who seemed to understand Japanese explained it to her, they actually believed her.

[Chinese is fine too!]

【Give it your all!】

"That's not going to happen, okay? I'll recite it today and lie down tomorrow. After seven days, I can hire a professional team to carry my coffin."

[Direct burial with grass]

[Professional Team]

Seven days, the seventh day after death, hahaha

"They're professional coffin bearers, you guys are professional grave diggers. You've arranged this whole process for the streamer, can't you guys have a conscience?"

Conscience? It doesn't exist!

"Alright, I'll just continue reading the comments."

Although Xu Lin spoke as if she harbored a lot of resentment, she actually had a smile on her face in front of the screen. She really enjoyed interacting with the audience; it made her happy, perhaps because her desire to communicate was being fulfilled?

"【Can Brother Ruoye call me grandpa?】"

"Huh? I thought your seniority upgrade would be scheduled for when you read the comments next time, but it's already here after only a few minutes? Guys, this is strange."

【Grass!】

[Damn, this is unbelievable! #LanRuoye's fans are father and son to each other]

[Okay! Fast forward to the scene where they call for their ancestors!]

"Wait a minute, what is this Wan Ying'er?!"

The white-haired girl ignored the viewers' comments and continued scrolling through them. Suddenly, a long string of classical Chinese text popped up and caught her eye.

"The story of Shi eating lions? I was just reading a comment, how did this stuff even come up?"

Xu Lin shouted.

【Hahahahahaha】