The Leisurely Daily Life of Warship Girls

Han Yun fell silent as he watched a piece of steel roll down in front of him.

By the way, who did you learn the idiom "airport girl" from?

If she had ever been in contact with humans, wouldn't she know that humans don't eat this stuff?

Han Yun wiped his sweat and said, "Is this all you're giving me?"

Only you ship girls could probably chew this stuff!

When Airport Girl heard Han Yun complaining, she couldn't help but retort: ​​"You have steel and you're still complaining? Do you think we have a lot of deep-sea resources? We have to support so many ships, we don't have any extra resources to allocate!"

Airport Girl hates greedy people the most. Isn't a piece of steel enough for a mere human? Do you expect to be fed to your heart's content every meal as a prisoner?

However, Han Yun said, "You've completely missed the point! Why would you have such a stupid ship?"

"I don't want this. Give me something I can chew!" Han Yun continued.

"What?"

Airport Girl was startled when she heard this.

What you can bite is soft.

And what's softer than steel? Isn't that aluminum?

Damn, does this prisoner have any self-awareness? Even the Port Princess doesn't dare to compete with her for aluminum. This mere human has quite a big mouth!

Airport Girl's face immediately darkened. Daring to compete with her for aluminum was simply courting death: "You might as well starve to death. You want to compete with me for aluminum? No way!"

Han Yun: "..."

A black line appeared on Han Yun's forehead. One head with two big... Miss Ji from the airport, are you the one who was transformed from Quincy after it sank?

From which sentence did you deduce that I want to eat aluminum? "Don't worry, I don't eat aluminum, and I certainly can't eat steel. We humans don't eat metals at all!"

Han Yun started complaining.

"Huh? Humans don't eat steel? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Airport Girl suddenly cast a mocking glance at him.

"So, who told you that humans eat steel?"

Han Yun really didn't know where this airport girl got the confidence to think that humans eat steel.

"Human, you can fool others but you can't fool me. Don't think I don't know that you humans have an old saying: 'Man is made of iron, food is made of steel; if you miss a meal, you'll be starving.' And you still say you don't eat steel?"

Airport Girl said with a confident yet sarcastic expression.

Han Yun: "..."

I'm telling you, this is my expression, j-j.

This airport girl's knowledge is absolutely amazing, more extensive than the ocean! Verdict: Confirmed!

Han Yun had given up on talking to Airport Girl and preferred to play on his phone.

There's a saying that goes, "Looking at plums quenches thirst," so he might as well look at his phone to stave off hunger.

Han Yun immediately opened a Warship Girls R18 game and started masturbating with the Warship Girls.

At that moment, the airport girl standing guard at the entrance of the small dark room suddenly had a bright idea in her eyes!

"Hey! What are you playing?"

Airport Girl's voice suddenly became excited.

"nothing……"

Han Yun casually replied, "But looking at the Airport Girl's curious expression, it seems she's taken a liking to this game. Maybe he can use it to get rid of the Airport Girl's surveillance?"

So Han Yun quickly added, "Do you want to play?"

"Uh-huh!"

Airport Girl nodded excitedly.

"Alright then, you can figure out how to read on your own."

Han Yun handed her the phone.

Airport Girl quickly reached out and took the phone, as if she had caught some treasure, and immediately squatted down to the side to play with it.

When Han Yun saw her like this, his eyes lit up. Now was the perfect opportunity to slip away!

So Han Yun gently lifted her foot, preparing to quietly leave this awful place.

But just then, he heard his phone making a clicking sound...

For some reason, an ominous premonition suddenly rose in Han Yun's heart. He quickly went to the airport and saw that the guy had already removed the phone case and put it in his mouth!

Han Yun: "..."

Come to think of it, this phone case seems to be made of aluminum.

As for why the phone case is made of aluminum, my dad told him that it can be used to fill the bladder of the aircraft carrier at the last minute, making the admiral seem very reliable, right?

Now it seems, reliable my ass!

So that's why the airport girl's eyes lit up earlier – she noticed the phone case was made of aluminum!

Han Yun suddenly took several steps back in despair, leaning against the wall with a deadpan expression.

Airport Girl felt like she had swallowed the aluminum phone case, and then excitedly said, "Great! I can save on aluminum for another meal today!"

Airport Girl looked at Han Yun with disdain, seemingly wanting to mock him for so easily believing the enemy's words. However, she saw Han Yun's expression that said, "I don't want to live anymore."

"I'm telling you, is it really that serious? It's just a little aluminum you ate. It's one thing to get angry, but do you have to make that face like you're about to die? Are you even a man?"

Airport Girl said with disdain.

Han Yun simply burst into tears. He wasn't crying because of the phone case, but because he felt that such a nice girl was so foolish.

Damn it, looks like I can't have a conversation with her without lowering my IQ...

"Waaah, this was the last thing my sister left me before she died! Why did you do something so heartless?"

“My sister has had a hard life since she was a child. She also suffers from a terminal illness. Her family all disliked her and abandoned her on the street. Only I am willing to take care of her.”

"But in the end, to avoid implicating me, my sister left this phone and secretly disappeared. I haven't seen her since. I know she may no longer be alive, but at least I want to keep her belongings with me forever..."

"But you, you heartless deep sea creature, all of you deep sea creatures are evil!"

While pretending to cry, Han Yun angrily recounted her fabricated history of blood and tears.

"Uh……"

Airport Girl was stunned for a moment.

She originally intended to mock Han Yun, but when she saw him suddenly crying so sadly and heard that he had such a tragic experience, she was moved.

A sense of panic began to creep in; it seemed she had done something truly outrageous…

"Um... I'm sorry, I didn't know that. Can I buy you a replacement?"

Airport Girl panicked, and her mind went blank for a moment.

I never imagined she ate something so important. If she had known beforehand, she definitely wouldn't have eaten it...

"Compensate? You can compensate with physical items, but can you compensate with your memories?"

Han Yun, however, angrily pressed him step by step.

"What, what should we do? Waaah!"

Airport Girl suddenly burst into tears. She couldn't vomit up what she had eaten, but if she did nothing, how could she face Han Yun's dead sister?

Han Yun's younger sister was a pitiful fellow, and as a woman herself, she felt great sympathy for her.

Airport Girl quickly grabbed Han Yun's arm and began to plead from the bottom of her heart: "Waaah, Admiral, please think of a way! I'll do anything as long as I can get my sister's forgiveness!"

Han Yun: "..."

I'm telling you, this is my expression, j-j.

Miss Airport Girl, please don't be so silly.

If you keep going like this, it'll make me feel like I'm deceiving an innocent little girl...

But things have come to this point, and if he says he made up what he just said, the airport girl might just slap him in a fit of anger.

So Han Yun quickly came up with a way to make things easier for her and said, "My sister used to care about me the most. Every time I visited her, she was afraid that Dad would find out about my behavior and kick me out of the house."

Han Yun paused, glancing at the engrossed expression on Ji's face, before continuing his sentimental tale: "So, I think she's always hoped that someone could take care of her brother in her place, and if you could fulfill that wish, I think her sister wouldn't blame you; in fact, she'd probably like you."

"Really?"

Airport Girl asked, somewhat uncertainly.

"It should be true."

Is it really that simple?

Airport Girl quickly wiped away her tears.

"It's that simple!"

"Alright then, how should I take care of you?"

Airport Girl quickly pressed for more information.

"Then help me prepare some ingredients first, like catching a few fish from the sea."

Han Yun issued a simple task.

"Fine, you wait!"

Overwhelmed by guilt, Airport Girl rushed out to catch fish without a second thought.

Right now, she's probably thinking about how to take good care of Han Yun so that her sister can forgive her... Han Yun: "..."

For some reason, he suddenly felt terrible. But he really couldn't let this get to him. He just wanted a normal meal at first. Why did you throw a piece of steel at me?

"Sigh, even getting a meal is such a hassle..."

Han Yun shook his head helplessly.