The Leisurely Daily Life of Warship Girls

"Alright then, please show me around the naval base."

The female hearth goddess simply nodded.

"Since you've already agreed, let's pay the allowance first."

Suddenly, Dianjiang reached out her hand.

"Zero-cost oil?"

"Of course, being our tour guide isn't free. At the very least, you can provide us with some snacks and quench our thirst when we get tired, right?"

"But... I don't have any spare change."

"It's alright. Ships that have just joined the naval base can get 100 units of fuel from Shirayuki. You just need to give each of us 25 units."

"You know, we've already given you a discount. If the college students were to lead the way, this 50 yuan worth of oil might not even be enough to quench their thirst," Electric said greedily. To lower the goddess of the hearth's guard, Electric added, "You should know that we've already given you a discount. If the college students were to lead the way, this 50 yuan worth of oil might not even be enough to quench their thirst."

"This……"

The female stove goddess was immediately in a dilemma.

For a ship like hers that had once been adrift, 100 units of oil was incredibly precious; how could she possibly hand over 50 units so easily?

"Um, could I not visit the garrison headquarters?" the goddess of the hearth asked hesitantly.

"Of course."

Den-chan had obviously guessed this would happen, so she immediately added, "However, I have to remind you of the seven mysteries of the naval base. If you don't know the way and encounter the 'elementary school killer' hiding in the woods, your life on the ship will be over."

"That...that scary?"

"Of course, I'll tell you about it now."

Den-chan and Fubuki began to tell each other about the seven mysteries.

Adding to the fact that these seven incredible things were originally created by the two of them, one can't help but sigh, "So, your original purpose in creating this was just to more easily trick newbies out of their pocket money!"

Indeed, the prankster duo has already tricked many novice elementary school students out of their pocket money. Of course, they only dare to trick elementary school students; college students don't even bother with them.

In short, in order to terrify the female Kitchen Goddess, the prankster duo deliberately portrayed Nagato as extremely evil, even saying he had three heads and six arms and specialized in eating plump elementary school students. "Little Kitchen Goddess, if you encounter the 'Elementary School Student Killer,' don't blame us for not leading the way."

"It's so meaningful," Dianjiang said earnestly.

After hearing Den-chan's story, the female hearth goddess was so frightened that she developed a phobia of the naval base.

Things like 'the vanished corridor,' 'the mysterious black cat,' 'the eerie forest,' and 'the second wife who ate the lost elementary school student' terrified little girls made the female hearth goddess so scared that she didn't even dare to step into the naval base's dormitory area.

"Then... what should we do? Which road is safe to take?"

"Well, the intelligence fee is included in the tour guide fee, it's 50 yuan in total."

"This……"

The female stove goddess felt a pang of pain in her heart. 50 oil! She could only get 100 oil from Bai Xue. Half of it was gone in an instant. How could she not feel pain? "What about the Kokang people? If they don't know the information, aren't they in danger too?"

"Don't worry, didn't the admiral hand them over to someone else? That person will tell them this information. Of course, that person might charge 100 oil for the information, but we've already given you a 50% discount. Aren't you satisfied?"

"I...I understand."

The goddess of the heart was so heartbroken she wanted to cry.

Chapter 393 The Kitchen Goddess

The female hearth goddess was completely unaware that she had been tricked, and even gratefully asked Den-chan and Fubuki to lead the way.

The admiral originally intended for Fubuki to take the Vesta to meet Enterprise, but if she actually does meet Enterprise, Enterprise will definitely guide the Vesta for free.

How can they then swindle money from the pocket money?

In fact, Shirayuki regularly gives snacks to elementary school students, and the snacks given to Fubuki and Den-chan this time have already been eaten up. There are still a few days until the next snack distribution.

So what do you do when you run out of snacks?

They can only try to trick newbies.

Actually, even if Han Yun hadn't asked Chuixue to lead the way, Chuixue would have volunteered herself.

Moreover, the fact that they have already tricked countless newbies without the admiral noticing only emboldened them further.

So, before bringing the female hearth goddess to the company, Den-chan first took her on a tour of the naval base.

"See this? This is the road. It's close to the woods. Elementary school students absolutely must not walk on it, understand? Otherwise, if you get caught by the 'Elementary School Killer,' you'll regret it."

Electric Sauce reminded her.

"real or fake?"

The female Stove Goddess was still skeptical. This looked like an ordinary path, not as dangerous as Dianjiang described.

"You do not believe?"

"Do not believe."

The goddess of the hearth shook her head.

"Alright, I'll take you a little closer. Maybe you'll get lucky and find that kid killer inside."

"Uh... if we're inside, wouldn't it be dangerous to just get close?"

"It's alright. If we only get a little closer, we still have time to escape."

"Electric Sauce said, while leading the female hearth goddess towards that dangerous path.

They had only taken a few steps when a cry for help suddenly came from the woods: "Help!"

Listening closely, isn't that Shimakaze-chan's voice?

Shimakaze seems to be a frequent visitor to Nagato, after all, she's so cute.

In fact, if Yukikaze-chan hadn't been in such danger, Nagato would have wanted to visit her.

It's a pity, I really wanted to taste Yukikaze, but Nagato had no choice but to use Shimakaze instead.

In short, the cry for help startled the Kitchen Goddess. She discovered that all the crows in the forest had been blown away, indicating that some elementary school students had indeed suffered a terrible fate.

"Run away!"

Electric Sauce quickly grabbed the Goddess of the Hearth's hand and fled in the opposite direction of the grove.

"But wasn't that person calling for help? Is it okay not to help her?"

"Don't worry, the admiral will save her. Let's not cause any trouble."

"Dianjiang said seriously."

In fact, Dianjiang was secretly overjoyed. She hadn't expected that Nagato-nee would actually be there today, otherwise she wouldn't know how to smooth things over.

Now, shouldn't the goddess of the hearth believe her?

The goddess of the hearth truly believed it; she never imagined that the beautiful townhouse in her mind would contain such a disgusting thing.

It seems she has to remember the route Den-chan gave her, otherwise it would be terrible if she really encountered a poisonous person one day. After the grove, Den-chan took the female hearth goddess to all sorts of mysterious places. Den-chan and Fubuki worked together to fool the female hearth goddess so much that she almost thought the earth was flat.

Afterwards, after visiting the female hearth goddess at the naval base, they found Shirayuki under Den-chan's guidance and asked her for 100 yen worth of oil.

Bai Xue didn't think much of it; since she was a newcomer, she was naturally entitled to some perks.

After the female kitchen god took the snacks, Den-chan and Fubuki quickly pulled her to a secluded spot, where they could now distribute the snacks.

"Little Kitchen, we're tired from walking with you, shouldn't you share some of your spare oil to quench our thirst?"

Den-chan and Fubuki surrounded the female hearth goddess, as if not giving her a chance to escape.

The female hearth goddess trembled with fear at the sight of the two men. To be honest, she really didn't want to give up half of the snacks, but since they had already accompanied her on a tour of the garrison, it wouldn't be right not to give them some reward.

Shouldn't everyone in the naval base be one family?

Why would someone offer payment for showing their own people around the naval base? Was she scammed?

The female kitchen god hesitated greatly, but with two fierce elementary school students staring at her with fierce eyes, how could she dare to disobey?

"Waaah, I know, I'll share with you, but you have to be my friends..."

The female kitchen god was tricked, yet she still wants to make friends with others. Isn't she afraid of being tricked again in the future?

"Hmph, don't worry, we'll protect you from now on. We guarantee no one in the garrison will dare to bully you. Of course, if you want us to protect you, the protection fee will be separate."

Dianjiang is clearly just a little girl, but all she talks about is money. What will she be like when she grows up?

Well, she'll never grow up anyway.

Den-chan and Fubuki even showed off their wedding rings, indicating how powerful they were at the naval base. Even the goddess of the hearth almost thought they could control everything at the naval base.

However, just as the goddess of the hearth was reluctantly handing over the spare change, the one who could truly control everything appeared.

"Oh my, isn't this Sister Zao?"

This is the voice of the company.

"It really is Sister Zao."

That's the sound of peanuts.

"Sister Zao, what are you doing here?"

Nan Pang also came over.

"Sister Stove".

This is Little North Carolina's voice.

Lexington, Gaja, Dumpling, Ghost, and others were also there. This group of American ships seemed to be having a gathering. All the American ships noticed that Vesta had tears in her eyes. Combined with the fierce look in Den-chan and Fubuki's eyes, it was obvious that Vesta had been bullied.

"Kids! You're not going to make things difficult for Sister Zao, are you?" Enterprise's face darkened, and he, along with Peanut and Fatty Nan, surrounded the pranksters, staring at them with fierce eyes.

Den-chan and Fubuki immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

What the hell is going on?

Why would a group of college students call the female Kitchen Goddess "Feed the Kitchen Goddess"? Could it be that... this seemingly powerless supply sauce is actually a Star Destroyer as powerful as Xiao Su?

Thinking about this, Den-chan and Fubuki were so scared they peed their pants.

The two men immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the Kitchen Goddess: "Kitchen Goddess, Kitchen Goddess, we were blind and did not recognize your greatness. Please forgive our sins and spare our lives!"