Chef God of the Wuxia and Fantasy World

The Third Realm Condor Heroes

Chapter One: The Scarlet Beauty

The Jiangnan region, shrouded in mist and rain, boasts picturesque scenery.

During the reign of Emperor Lizong of the Southern Song Dynasty, the current emperor was quite diligent in governing and loved the people. Several years ago, he allied with the Mongols to destroy the Jin Dynasty. Although he did not recover the territory that had been occupied by the Jin Dynasty, he was able to vent his anger, and the court and the people were overjoyed.

No one expected that the destruction of the Jin Dynasty would also hasten the demise of the Southern Song Dynasty itself.

As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, many families are preparing to celebrate the holiday, but for the people of Lujiazhuang in Jiaxing, it has been a nightmare.

Of the seven members of the Lu family, five were killed by the Red Serpent Fairy, except for two nine-year-old girls. The eldest daughter of the Lu family, Lu Wushuang, was kidnapped by Li Mochou, and only the cousin, Cheng Ying, was rescued by a man in a green robe, whose whereabouts are unknown.

……

Outside Jiaxing City, by a small river, Li Mochou took off her shoes and socks, soaked her fair feet in the water, and felt the coolness of the river. Her body and mind gradually relaxed, and her eyes became increasingly hazy.

Not far away, her disciple Hong Lingbo was washing her blood-stained Taoist robe. There was also a nine-year-old girl sitting on the ground, tears streaming down her face from the pain, but she dared not make a sound.

This young girl was Lu Wushuang, the daughter of the Lu family, who had been abducted by Li Mochou. Lu Wushuang had accidentally broken her leg while playing, and although it had been set, she would need three to five months of rest to fully recover. Now that she had been taken by Li Mochou, the little girl was in pain and fear, and tears streamed down her face uncontrollably, making her look very pitiful.

……

"Popsicles! Popsicles! Sweet, cool, and delicious popsicles!"

On the dirt road not far from the river, a boy in white pushed a wheelbarrow closer and closer. A pretty girl of about twelve or thirteen sat on the wheelbarrow, seemingly watching them.

Li Mochou snapped out of her daze and turned to look. Having traveled the martial world for over a decade, she had never heard of "popsicles" before. Hearing the young man proclaim that they were sweet and delicious, she couldn't help but feel a little tempted to try them.

"Lingbo," Li Mochou called out.

“Master.” Hong Lingbo wiped the sweat from his forehead, placed the still-unwashed Taoist robe on the stone, and walked over.

"Call that person over here," Li Mochou said, pointing to the cart.

"Yes." Hong Lingbo ran a few steps toward the wheelbarrow and waved, "Hey! Hey buddy, come here for a second!"

Upon hearing a young and beautiful woman call out, the young man in white immediately exclaimed, "Hey! Coming!"

The boy pushed his wheelbarrow to the riverbank, saw the scene before him, and laughed, "You three want to buy popsicles?"

Li Mochou, already dressed in her shoes and socks, strode over and asked, "What is an ice pop?"

"It's certainly a good thing for cooling down and relieving summer heat," the young man said with a smile. "It's sweet, cool, and delicious, but it's a bit pricey. I wonder if you can afford it, sir?"

"What a joke!" Li Mochou sneered. "There's nothing in the world that I, Li Mochou, can't afford!"

"You're right, sir," the young man said with a smile. "How many would you like, sir?"

Li Mochou said calmly, "Let's have two first!"

"Alright!" The boy opened the small wooden box on the cart, revealing colorful popsicles of various shapes and sizes: "What kind would you like, sir? Pick one yourself."

Women love beauty, and even a twisted woman like Li Mochou couldn't escape her instincts. When she saw these colorful and beautiful popsicles, she was dazzled by the choices, which explained why they were so expensive.

"There is some merit to it."

Li Mochou picked out two popsicles she liked and asked, "How much?"

"Two sticks cost ten taels of silver," the boy said with a smile.

Li Mochou was stunned for a moment, then sneered repeatedly: "Ten taels? You really have the nerve to say that."

“That’s not right, sir,” the young man said. “I just said the popsicle was a bit expensive and asked if you could afford it. You said there was nothing you couldn’t afford. Now you’re saying it’s expensive. Are you trying to renege on your debt?”

"..." Li Mochou looked at the boy's seemingly sunny smiling face, but the more she looked, the more she disliked him: "What a sharp tongue!"

"You flatter me, sir. I'm just telling the truth," the young man said with a smile.

"Hmph!" Li Mochou pulled out ten taels of silver and threw it at him: "Get lost!"

"Tsk!" The boy shook his head and muttered, "So beautiful, yet so fierce, no wonder she became a Taoist nun."

"What did you say?!" Li Mochou's face turned fierce, as if she wanted to devour someone.

"It's nothing, please enjoy your meal, sir." The young man closed the wooden box, turned to look at the little girl sitting on the ground crying, and said, "Sir, your daughter has been clutching her leg, is she injured?"

"You scoundrel!" Li Mochou roared in fury. "How could I have a daughter!"

"Uh..." The young man apologized repeatedly, "I was wrong. Although you are old, you are still young and unmarried. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"..." Li Mochou laughed angrily: "You're very good, very good."

As they were speaking, an icy silver needle shot out and struck the boy's right shoulder.

"..."

The boy looked at the thin needle on his shoulder, then at Li Mochou, and said helplessly, "If you're angry, sir, you don't have to prick me with a needle! I'm not Ziwei."

After saying that, he reached out and pulled the needle out of his shoulder. He touched the poison on it, felt a slight numbness in his fingers, which quickly disappeared, and nodded: "The toxicity is acceptable."

Li Mochou was terrified. She threw the two popsicles to the ground and assumed a defensive stance: "Who are you?!"

The number of people who survived being hit by her Ice Soul Silver Needles and were even unharmed after touching them was beyond her imagination. She even wondered if she had forgotten to coat her Ice Soul Silver Needles with poison. But that was impossible. She had personally soaked every single Ice Soul Silver Needle in poison, leaving none untouched.

This is even more terrifying, because her greatest deterrent is the Ice Soul Silver Needle. In terms of martial arts alone, she can barely be considered first-rate, but because of the Ice Soul Silver Needle, she has the means to contend with or even suppress first-rate masters, and thus has the title of Crimson Serpent Fairy.

But now, the appearance of a boy who is not afraid of drugs is too terrifying for her!

The boy looked at the popsicle on the ground with a pained expression: "What a pity, it cost ten taels of silver!"

"..."

The more indifferent the boy was to her, the more frightened she became, which showed that the boy was in complete control.

"Don't worry! I mean no harm." The young man pointed a finger, freezing Li Mochou in place, and smiled, "I really mean no harm."

"..." Li Mochou's face turned pale.

I was scared.

The boy froze her in place, leaving her completely unable to react. His speed was terrifying—even more terrifying than the man in blue she had encountered before.

"Master!" Hong Lingbo was shocked and was about to speak when a little girl pressed his pressure points, rendering him unable to move.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the little girl sitting in the car.

The master and disciple were plunged into unprecedented panic, feeling that today was their day of death.

Lu Wushuang stared blankly at everything that was happening before her eyes, forgetting to shed tears.

"Look how she is?" the boy said to the girl, pointing at Lu Wushuang.

The girl nodded, walked over to Lu Wushuang, squatted down, and smiled, "Let me see the injury on your leg. Don't be afraid."

The girl's smile was warm, which made Lu Wushuang lower her guard, but the pain followed, making her cry again: "Waaah, it hurts so much."

After checking her over, the girl said to the boy, "Brother, her leg is broken."

"Oh," he said, "I understand."

"Ding! You have conquered the stomach of the high-level white-rank diner Hong Lingbo. The diner's rank is too low and does not count towards the conquest count. High-level white-rank recipe dropped - Boiled Fish."

"Boiled Fish: Advanced White Recipe, Stamina +50. No cooldown time."

"Ding! You have conquered the stomach of Li Mochou, a regular blue-level diner. Conquest count +0.01. A regular blue-level recipe, 'Crimson Beauty,' has been dropped."

"Red-Clad Beauty: Common Blue Recipe, Stamina permanently -10, Appearance +1. Valid uses: 3."

"..."

Chapter Two: Final Wish

Ling Chi came into this world yesterday.

The place of their arrival was outside Jiaxing City, not far from Lujiazhuang.

Jiaxing boasts a network of waterways and picturesque scenery. The people there seem to be in good spirits and health, suggesting they are living in a peaceful and prosperous era.

It wasn't until after entering the city and talking to the waiter at the inn that they learned that the Jin Dynasty had been destroyed by the Mongols and the Song Dynasty a few years earlier, and that there were legends of the Eastern Heretic, the Western Poison, the Southern Emperor, the Northern Beggar, and the Central Divine in the martial arts world.

Although the Central Divine has long since died, there is little news about the other four masters.

After listening to the waiter's story, he realized that he had entered the world of The Return of the Condor Heroes.

Early this morning, he and Shuang'er went to Lu Family Village.

The Lu Family Manor was the most famous martial arts family near Jiaxing, and the waiter would tell him about it. It was because he had heard about the Lu Family Manor that he came to see for himself, in order to compare it with the current specific time.

It's better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early. I never expected to arrive just in time to witness Li Mochou's hatred for love leading her to destroy the Lu Family Manor.

After Cheng Ying was rescued by the Eastern Heretic and Yang Guo was rescued by the Western Poison, Ling Chi, with Shuang'er, silently chased after Li Mochou. Not to kill her, but to rescue Lu Wushuang.

Children's worldviews and values ​​are not yet formed. If Lu Wushuang were to be taken in by Li Mochou, she would definitely become the somewhat annoying Lu Wushuang from the original work.

We can't let Li Mochou ruin the future of our children.

After a series of clever maneuvers, Lu Wushuang was rescued, and he also obtained a poisoned wine from Li Mochou.

In exchange for a permanent -10 stamina reduction and a +1 appearance increase.

The Scarlet Beauty, no wonder the recipe was found on Li Mochou, it really suits her personality.

Ling Chi stuffed the popsicles into Li Mochou and Hong Lingbo's mouths, letting the ice numb their lips, and then walked over to Lu Wushuang and looked at her.

Lu Wushuang was eight or nine years old and quite small. At this moment, her eyes were filled with tears, making her look rather adorable.

Ling Chi smiled as usual and asked, "Little sister, what's your name?"

Looking at the older brother in front of her, Lu Wushuang said timidly, "My name is Lu Wushuang."

“Lu Wushuang! What a nice name.” Ling Chi took out the Black Jade Broken Leg Ointment and applied it to her broken leg while talking to her.

Lu Wushuang felt a cool sensation in her calves, and the pain gradually decreased until it disappeared.

"Brother, the gauze has been disinfected." Shuang'er had already boiled a pot of water and took out the gauze that had been soaked in the boiling water.

Ling Chi nodded and bandaged Lu Wushuang's wound.

Shuang'er used what was available, cutting down a few tree branches and whittling them into planks, which Ling Chi then used to secure Lu Wushuang.

The two worked together seamlessly, requiring no verbal communication whatsoever.