"We can't fight at all!" Yuko roared, tears streaming down her face as she lamented her foolishness.

"Ah, this is the time to drink! Isn't that what adult gatherings are all about?" Mio suddenly suggested. Then she turned to the long-haired black-haired girl: "Mai-chan—"

Then they noticed a wine bottle next to the long, straight black hair.

……

“It’s okay, I remember I brought it with me.” Mio said, then turned around and took out a bottle of white vinegar from her backpack.

"Damn it! You've screwed me over!!" Mio shouted, then burst into tears as well.

"Alright, alright, really... at crucial moments, it's up to me, the adult, to step in..." I said, clapping my hands.

"Mr. Wright, did you bring some contraband?! Is it marijuana?! Is this really okay?!" Yuko swallowed hard and said.

Mio shook her head vigorously, like a rattle-drum: "No, no, no, at most it's just cigarettes or something like that. Marijuana is way too, too, too..."

Immediately afterwards, I took out a box of sandalwood from my backpack...

Chapter Fourteen: The Chainsaw That Falls from the Sky

In the middle of the night, the two tearful girls finally drifted off to sleep. Before that, the girl with long, straight black hair had already been fast asleep for some time. Afterwards, Sera and I exchanged a glance.

"Don't worry, I won't run away while you're asleep," Sera said.

"Who would believe that?" I rolled my eyes and said.

"So what do you want?" Sera asked.

“Swear another oath.” I rolled my eyes. “But don’t use the name of that damn secret sword ‘Swallow Return’.”

"Then under what pretext should I do it?"

"soul."

"..."

If only it had been like this sooner! I knew it; this is what devils are meant to do. The soul—that's the essence of contract magic. Everything else is garbage, garbage, and more garbage.

And so, I made a soul contract with Sera, declaring that she would lose her life if she disobeyed my will. This put my mind at ease. But in the latter half of the night, her long, straight black hair and snoring kept me awake no matter what. I wanted to wake her, but for some reason, I felt a sense of "doing so would be losing to her."

Therefore, I had no choice but to stand up, get dressed, and then go outside for a short while.

Then, the woman with long, straight black hair also "woke up," but for some reason, the snoring didn't stop. Until she pressed the stop button on the mini recorder…

Judging by the moonlight, it's probably around 2 a.m. This is the time when some nocturnal creatures are probably doing what they want.

What a pity. There aren't any suitable bed partners around...

Then I turned my gaze toward the tent.

...Let's just forget about it.

Speaking of which, I feel that my awareness has improved a lot recently. What about you?

I sighed softly, and then, with a dimensional leap, I appeared in the nearest cemetery.

Speaking of which, ever since I became a vampire, I've found that staying in cemeteries brings a special kind of peace. I even tried sleeping in a coffin once, and it really felt wonderful. Of course, my current situation only allows me to sleep on a tatami mat.

Therefore, taking a nap in the cemetery has become my only hobby.

"The cemetery is peaceful today too... peace is the best—"

Before I could even finish a word of praise, a piercing chainsaw sound suddenly came from Kihara's side, followed by a cascade of tombstones crashing down. I could vaguely make out a huge figure battling a smaller figure wielding a chainsaw.

What's going on?!

Immediately afterwards, the short figure suddenly descended from the sky, revealing his pink and white striped underwear at a completely exposed angle, shouting, "Die!" and flying towards me with a chainsaw in hand.

"Holy crap!" I immediately did a backflip and jumped behind, barely dodging the attack that could have cleaved me in two.

"Whose brat is this?! Doesn't she know how dangerous this is?!" I yelled at her.

The smoke dissipated, revealing the girl's figure. She was dressed in a pink and white outfit, similar in color to her underwear: a miniskirt, a short-sleeved shirt, and white stockings. Her petite and adorable figure, coupled with a defiant expression and a tuft of hair about fifteen centimeters long on her head, made a lasting impression on anyone.

It seemed that because she had used too much force in her attack, the chainsaw in her hand got stuck in the ground. She then pulled it out with great effort, before facing me and saying, "You better get out of the way! It's dangerous, you know?!"

...It is indeed very dangerous, like you. I thought to myself, rubbing my forehead.

"So, could you explain to me what exactly happened?" I asked.

At that moment, I suddenly felt a terrifying killing intent behind me—unlike the playful feeling I had with this little girl, this was the real killing intent that comes from someone who has killed.

"Troublesome." I rolled my eyes, then turned around and delivered a spinning kick, sending the guy who was about to sneak up on me from behind flying a long way.

……

That's a brown bear wearing a school uniform?

—No, I remember seeing something similar somewhere… Hmm, it was called—that’s right, it was called Megalo, a weapon created by the Underworld to fight against magical girls.

So the other one, that cute girl, must be the magical girl.

"Damn it, don't steal monsters! You know that will deduct points!!" The girl seemed quite unhappy that I had kicked the brown bear away. She said this.

"...Please go ahead." I gestured "please," then turned around and put a little distance between us.

“There’s nothing we can do about it. Hmm… let’s use our ultimate move to bring this battle to a perfect close!” The girl said, then jumped up and shouted, “Bistin Kick!” She then raised her chainsaw high and sawed the brown bear in half from top to bottom, before turning it into a large number of light spots and disappearing.

"Flying kick your sister!" I vaguely heard that unfortunate brown bear shout.

"Ah, it's done." The girl wiped the sweat from her forehead and then said, "You saw it just now, didn't you?"

If you're referring to the pink and white striped underwear you're wearing, then yes.

"There's really nothing we can do about it; these kinds of situations happen occasionally... It's such a hassle."

Actually, to be honest, I also think you magical girls are quite troublesome. One by one, they're all like this, big and small—by the way, I knew a magical girl before, although her personality wasn't similar to yours, but the trouble was the same.

"Idiot, no way," I said, rolling my eyes.

"Hmm..." The magical girl observed me carefully for a moment: "By the way, you're not an ordinary human, are you?"

"Vampire," I replied simply.

"More than that, right?"

"devil."

"More than that, right?"

"Fallen Angel".

"...More than that, right?"

"..."

"..."

"……cat."

"Yes, that's more like it. No wonder the milk tastes so strong." The guy nodded. He said with unusual seriousness, "But even so, I still need to erase your memories—"

Then, this guy stretched out a hand and created a pink halo, seemingly trying to forcibly erase my memories.

"Are you kidding me?!" I scoffed and immediately cast a magic nullification spell—and then, perhaps the spell was too effective, the magically created clothing on the child vanished instantly. In other words, he was completely naked.

"Huh? Why didn't the magic work?!" The child muttered to himself in this strange way—then he found himself completely naked. Overwhelmed with shame and anger, he covered his chest with one hand and his groin with the other, and then kicked out.

"Give up, it's no use." I rolled my eyes, not wanting to explain further. I simply reached out and caught her foot, and she lost her balance, letting out a cry of pain before falling to the ground.

"Fine, little girl, you give up now." I rolled my eyes after saying that. "What a nuisance."

"...If you really want to do it, please be gentle with me. It's my first time..."

"...Why are you saying this?"

"—Since you stripped her naked and pushed her to the ground, everyone can see what you're up to, right?! Luckily, you're not too ugly, so I'll just close my eyes and pretend I'm being haunted!"

Holy crap! What's going on here?! Wait a minute, I think I complained before about not being able to find a bed partner on such a nice night… Hmm, well, this time, I have one, right? And she practically delivered herself to my door. She's even kind of cute, though she's flat-chested…

Should we turn a mistake into an opportunity and rectify it on the spot?

Hmm, that's a tempting suggestion...

"What a naughty girl... seducing me like this." I chuckled and leaned down, looking at the girl's tightly closed eyes, then reached out and gently stroked her chin. The girl's body trembled even more violently.

"Open your eyes and look at me," I said to her.

The girl hesitated for a moment, then tentatively opened her eyes, and immediately realized that my face was already very close to hers.

"Ah!" the girl exclaimed, then instinctively reached out to push me away.

“Look into my eyes.” I grasped her wrist and repeated this.

Then, the girl stared into my eyes—and seemed to be captivated by them. Her body softened, and she looked shy.

"Can you tell me your name?" I asked, gently tracing circles on her chest with my hand.

"Haruna-chan..."

“It’s a good name.” I stopped what I was doing and then moved closer to her face.

The girl closed her eyes, and unlike before, this time it was practically an invitation—no, a seduction.

"How adorable," I complimented again, then prepared to press my lips to hers.

—At that very moment! An enraged voice rang out: “Wright Baldwin! What are you going to do to my student?!”

Chapter Fifteen: Jealousy Sparks Turbulence

So when I turned around and saw Ariel's jealous, burning face, I knew what to do—run! Run! Run as fast as you can!

So after I took off my short-sleeved shirt and tossed it to Haruna to make sure she wouldn't be exposed, I took off running for my life.

Then the war began. Discovered of my escape, I had no chance to explain and was relentlessly pursued by Ariel. Even the most common phrase, "Calm down, let me explain!" was useless.

Because there's really nothing to explain, just like Ariel said, I did want to "do something" for her students.

Luckily, I hadn't taken my pants off yet, otherwise she would have been so scared she'd become impotent.

Meanwhile, Ariel, who was chasing behind me with tears in his eyes, seemed to really want me to become impotent, constantly casting all sorts of ice magic spells from his hands, and the locations of his attacks were quite indecent.

"If you keep fighting like this, you'll lose your happiness for the rest of your life!" I shouted as I ran, snapping my fingers as I created layer upon layer of Shadow Shields to block Ariel's magic.

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