I'm in Genshin Impact, and I started by teaming up with Luna.

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"Damn it, is this how you ask for help?"

Just look at what she said: "It's directly related to the fact that you're all useless." Do you have to be so blunt? When we say it, it's a completely different feeling from when you say it, okay?

Lorna probably realized she had misspoke, so she quickly apologized, "No, no, no, that's not what I meant."

"So what do you mean?" Wu Qiu and Paimon looked at her, their meaning simple: "Give us an explanation! An explanation, quickly."

Lorna took a deep breath. "As you all know, at this time, our Knights and the Hidden Stone Army are monitoring each other."

"At this time, any movement of our Knights will be noticed and guarded against by the enemy. And Yingye, who will be participating in the competition tomorrow, will definitely be the main target of the Hidden Stone Army's observation, so you are the most suitable to go on this mission."

"Then why won't we be suspected when we go? You know, we came with Sister Ying." Wu Qiu and Paimon asked curiously.

"Because you guys are useless... cough cough, very ordinary, so no one will notice."

Rolna's eyes were very sincere. But Wu Qiu and Paimon weren't fooled by it.

"Hey, were you just going to call us trash?" Wu Qiu asked, staring intently at her!

Lorna waved her hand, "How could that be? You must have misheard."

"Then, how can we help you?" Paimon finally spoke, getting straight to the point.

Lorna was very direct: "I want you to steal the Demon God's organ."

"Ah! No, no!" Wu Qiupai Meng refused decisively and in unison. What are you doing? Playing around? Is this something you can just steal like that?

Others steal things by going through numerous traps and obstacles. But this thing is inside a wild boar's belly. How are they supposed to steal it? Kill the boar?

"That's impossible. We can't even beat that pig. We'd just end up as pig feed. So give up on that idea."

Wu Qiu spoke decisively, his tone firm and leaving no room for negotiation. Of course, he, Wu Qiu, wasn't a saint. Ying could express her goodwill because she had the ability and the strength. He only needed to support her; even if she failed, he wouldn't have to pay the price—he couldn't afford it anyway.

But I'm different. If I agree to this or that just because I pity someone, not only will I be in trouble if I mess things up, but Ying will also have to clean up my mess and solve my problems.

Despite not being particularly bright, Wu Qiu actually has a very clear understanding of his own position.

If you don't have the ability, don't create that kind of trouble. Follow behind Ying, be a good couch potato, compete if you have the ability, and stay put if you don't, just live a stable life.

Chapter 45: Infiltration

"Actually, you guys don't need to be so down. I think you're actually pretty smart."

Lorna then began her psychological warfare tactics. Wu Qiu's heart remained as still as water. "That's not what you said just now. Besides, we really can't do anything about it, and we can't beat that pig, so give up."

Lorna, however, seemed to have seized an opportunity. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a pill that looked like a candy bean, saying, "There's no need to get vaccinated. Here, take this."

"What is this?" Wu Qiu took the pill. It was white and felt hard, just like the Maltesers we eat.

"This is our specially made laxative. Just licking it will make you have a severe bowel movement, let alone eating it."

"If you eat it, then congratulations, you won't be able to leave the toilet for the next three hours. I guarantee you'll be defecting until you're about to die."

Lorna's description was vivid. Wu Qiu and Paimon held the laxative in front of them, examining it closely. Hearing Lorna's words, Wu Qiu shuddered and immediately threw the pill away.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Lorna quickly stepped forward to catch it. "Don't throw it away! We only made this one in a rush, and if you throw it away, there won't be any left."

Wu Qiu swallowed hard. "I think I was ruthless enough with the chili peppers. You guys are ruthless, this is too ruthless. You can be this ruthless even with a pig?"

“Don’t worry about that. So, are you in or not?” Rorna asked expectantly. Wu Qiu and Paimon exchanged a glance, both seeing the answer in each other’s eyes.

A few minutes later, Ying, standing outside the Knights' Gate with his hands on his hips, looked at Wu Qiu and Paimon and said, "I didn't expect you two to actually agree. You're very brave."

Wu Qiupai Meng looked exasperated. "Sister Ying, don't you know why we agreed to your request?"

Wu Qiu was genuinely afraid. If he didn't agree, and if Rona played dirty tricks and put some laxative in his breakfast, he would be finished.

Although I probably wouldn't do that, it's better to be safe than sorry. After all, it seems like Rorna doesn't really like me.

After getting the address of that Fox thing, Wu Qiu and Paimon went out. Using the public funds given to them by Rorna, they ate their fill several times, essentially trying every edible option in Hidden Stone City.

What? You're asking why they keep eating? It's simple, because Wu Qiu and Paimon are both the type who can eat a little more even after they're full.

After circling around several times, I finally arrived near Fox's mansion and squatted down. I waited there until late at night.

Among them, Wu Qiu and his group saw a man in white who was even more handsome than themselves. He entered the house surrounded by a group of women.

No need to think, it must be that Fox. Not just because he's walking that pig next to him, but more so because that guy has a bastard's face.

Seeing that it was almost time, and it was late at night, most people who were supposed to be asleep had already gone to bed. Wu Qiupaimeng then cautiously emerged from the corner of the wall.

The Hidden Stone Army soldiers standing guard at the gate were dozing off. Carefully, Wu Qiu and his group followed the outer wall to the side of the house.

There was no one around, so it was relatively safe. Wu Qiu gave Paimon a rope and told her to fly up and tie it.

Paimon didn't let him down either. He picked up the rope, flew to the top of the wall, and quickly tied it up, then gave Wu Qiu an OK sign.

"Okay, watch me now. Ptooey! Ptooey!"

Spitting in his palm, Wu Qiu grabbed the rope, stepped against the wall, and strained with his hands and feet, yelling "Heave-ho!"

The wall was too slippery, and Wu Qiu slipped and slapped his face against it...

Paimon covered his face, feeling that the operation was doomed before it even began. Wu Qiu rubbed his red nose and said, "Hey! I don't believe it."

He then grabbed the rope and began to climb upwards, inching his way up the wall. Finally, he reached the top, and Wu Qiu was exhausted, looking like a little chick.

"Hey! Paimon, pull me up, give me a hand."

Paimon nodded, then grabbed Wu Qiu's hair and started pulling it.

"Ah! Don't you know that you can pull anywhere else besides your hair?!"

Wu Qiu spoke angrily, his voice low. Paimon smiled smugly, but in the end, he came up behind Wu Qiu and pushed him up by the buttocks.

"Pfft—"

Suddenly, a fart rang out, and a cloud of gas shot out from Wu Qiu's body. Don't underestimate this fart; just look at how powerful Wu Qiu's fart was.

Wu Qiu's dinner tonight was nothing short of eclectic. He ate whatever he could find, stuffing anything that tasted good into his mouth.

With so much stuff, the fart would easily be seen as a puff of yellow smoke in the darkness.

Paimon had just stood up when he was enveloped in smoke. He immediately looked like he'd been poisoned, his eyes widening as he pointed at Wu Qiu, "You…"

Wu Qiu grinned smugly, "Hehe, serves you right for always pulling my hair, now you know how powerful I am..."

Before Wu Qiu could finish speaking, Pai Meng blinked and fainted. Seeing this, Wu Qiu quickly steadied himself and caught Pai Meng in his arms.

"Hey, Paimon, little Paimon! You can't really be unconscious, can you? Hey! Get up!"

Wu Qiu swayed and rocked. But Paimon's eyes had small vortexes, so he seemed to be really dizzy.

"Oh no! What a mess, my teammate is already dead before I've even done anything. Ugh, what a terrible teammate. Someone who goes AFK right at the start of the game should be banned immediately. Uh... although Paimon went AFK because I unplugged her internet cable."

There was no other way but to carry Paimon on his back and climb down little by little. Although the wall wasn't too high, it wasn't short either, and with the darkness falling, Wu Qiu was genuinely a little scared.

He pulled the rope up, threw it into the yard, and then climbed down the rope himself. The process was slow; after all, he was there to steal, a completely new experience for Wu Qiu, who had once been just a homebody.

"Slowly, slowly, little by little, oh crap! My hand slipped!"

In his heart, Wu Qiu told himself to go slowly and be careful, but in the end, his hand still slipped. With a swift slide, Wu Qiu went down.

Thud! He sat down on the ground. Wu Qiu felt like he couldn't feel his buttocks anymore; they were sore, numb, and swollen.

"What the hell is this wall?! They must have painted it!"

After grumbling, Wu Qiu stood up. First, she checked her belongings.

Paimon is fine, sleeping soundly on my shoulder. The one-handed sword prototype is also fine, which is to be expected, since this thing is really sturdy.

The last laxative was fine; I took good care of myself.

It was my secret weapon; I sprinkled quite a bit of chili powder on it. But not too much; there was still enough left.

There wasn't anything too serious, so Wu Qiu began to observe his surroundings. Actually, Wu Qiu wanted to find out where he was right away, but it was too dark, the moonlight was poor tonight, and his vision was severely obstructed, making it difficult to know exactly where he was.

However, based on Cong Wuqiu's observations of the house, he guessed that he was in the outer garden. The wild boar was located at the very back of the house, right next to the room where Fox was staying.

The mansion was very large, divided into three courtyards: inner, middle, and outer. The inner courtyard was where the owner of the mansion lived, while the middle courtyard was where servants of some status lived.

The outer courtyard is where Wu Qiu is currently staying. This is the outer garden, which can be considered the outermost part of the mansion. Walking further in, you will reach the living quarters of the lowest-ranking servants.

"Isn't this crazy? Why did you build such a big house? Do you think you're one of those immortal cultivation sects, with inner and outer cores?"

Just as Wu Qiu was cursing under his breath, suddenly! It seemed like several people were walking towards them from a distance. Wu Qiu's heart tightened, and he quickly hid in the darkness, using the light from the distant lamplight to see what was happening.

There were three women. They seemed to be servants, dressed in servants' clothes, chatting as they walked in this direction.

However, they were still some distance away from Wu Qiu, so Wu Qiu wasn't afraid of being discovered. But upon seeing these three people, a somewhat immature idea formed in Wu Qiu's mind.

Um...would you guys like to see me in women's clothing?

I bet you've already guessed what I'm going to do. This kind of thing happens all the time in movies, TV shows, and novels, and it's incredibly effective.

However, Wu Qiu hesitated. Stealing a woman's belongings, especially her clothes, made it difficult for him to act.

Moreover, "wearing women's clothing is really damaging to my image. I, Qiu-ge, am a person who cares about my reputation."

"But think about it, who here would know I'm dressed as a woman? Paimon is unconscious, so I'll go over and knock these three women unconscious too. Then who would know I'm dressed as a woman?"

After a brief internal struggle, Wu Qiu decided to take action. After all, this place wasn't safe; being discovered would be truly dangerous.

So, Wu Qiu quietly found the path the three of them would take and waited for them to approach.

The three women chatted and laughed, completely unaware that someone was watching them. As they approached, Wu Qiu seized the opportunity and leaped in front of them.

"Hi, three beauties..."

"what!!!!!"

Before Wu Qiu could finish speaking, the woman in the lead screamed and slapped him across the face.

Then, with a loud "thud!", Wu Qiu spun three times in the air before landing.

The air fell silent as the three women huddled together, staring at Wu Qiu. Wu Qiu stood up, bewildered, looking at where he had landed after jumping out, then at his current position…

"Hey girl, if I'm not mistaken, that slap sent me flying at least four meters, right?"

The girl in the lead spoke for a while before nodding hesitantly.

"How come you're so strong?" Wu Qiu asked, looking completely bewildered. The girl replied uncertainly, "I don't know, it just happened instinctively... Wait! Who are you? What are you doing here!"

Finally realizing what was happening, the girl asked warily. Wu Qiu also realized, "Right, what was I supposed to do?"

"Yes, yes, robbery." Wu Qiu's face then contorted with a ferocious expression. "Robbery!"