Love, Gun, Cupid

"No, absolutely not, I will not let you die before me."

“So even if you become Sigurdson’s daughter, I will still love you.” Lin Jiade said self-deprecatingly, “You think I’m too quick to accept things, but think about it, I’ve been through so much since last September. Nothing that isn’t bizarre can excite me anymore.”

“That puts my mind at ease,” Jasmine said, “but I still want to know the truth, so I came to stay with you.”

"Of course, it's my boyfriend's responsibility."

"Is this just sweet talk to flatter me?"

Lin Jiade said solemnly, "I didn't lie. Why would I lie? You know me. I never pretend with you."

“However, your words themselves are a lie,” Jasmine sighed.

Lin Jiade patted Jasmine's head, and he and Jasmine held hands as they visited her classroom. There were no security cameras in the classroom, so he could sit on Jasmine's chair without worry, and then let Jasmine sit on his lap, creating an atmosphere of youthful campus romance.

On August 28th, in the Premier League match between Manchester City and Arsenal, choose from the following: Manchester City wins, Arsenal wins, or a draw.

Chapter Sixty-Five: The Spoiled Darling

In Fuxing City, puppy love is considered a sinful act by parents and students. Lin Jiade recalls that classmates who were in relationships in high school could never maintain their relationships after being caught.

Now, sitting in the classroom, he felt as if he had returned to his high school days. Hugging Jasmine in the classroom was taboo, but taboos could bring happiness.

The side effects of the Lionheart spell made him volatile and explosive, so Jasmine felt her boyfriend's breathing become heavy at her neck, and she could feel the changes in his body through direct contact.

"There was nobody here until 1:30 in the afternoon," Jasmine whispered. "I didn't know you had this kind of hobby. Did you fantasize about your female classmates back in high school?"

Lin Jiade did indeed fantasize. In his senior year of high school, he didn't have much time to play football, and the pressure of studying was immense. So for a period of time, he would imagine female classmates doing unspeakable things to gain mental pleasure.

Of course, he wasn't so adorable after the college entrance exam. After having time to play soccer, he was exhausted. He would go home, play some games, and then go to sleep. He would only think about women once every nine days, and then, during his post-coital period, he would contemplate why he shouldn't marry a woman.

He didn't answer, but his body language told Jasmine the answer. Jasmine raised her head and said, "Want to do it here?"

“You were just attacked by Ragnar, it’s inappropriate for you to be talking nonsense.”

Just as Jasmine was about to say something, the cold gaze froze her desire. Lin Jiade also realized what was happening, and they both looked towards the windowsill at the same time. The black cat sat there, staring at them with a cold gaze.

Damn it!

Without the Ice Cave spell, Lin Jiade couldn't fight the monsters at all. He couldn't cut them down, and his shield couldn't defend against their attacks... The same was true for Jasmine.

Lin Jiade rolled to one side with Jasmine in his arms. Black mist pierced through the glass, transforming into a giant cat paw that slammed down, sending splinters of wood flying behind the young man. He rushed out of the classroom with Jasmine in his arms, and a split second before they were separated, Jasmine unleashed the lightning magic she had been charging up. Silver-white electric snakes shattered the glass and engulfed the black cat's figure.

Why...aren't you looking at me?

"Why... can other women do it... but not me?"

"Lin Jiade... turn back... don't leave me."

The monster's murmurs echoed in the corridor, sending chills down Lin Jiade's spine. He muttered, "What's wrong with this thing? Why is it acting like an abandoned woman?"

"Have you ever dealt with it, Lin Jiade?" Jasmine asked.

"That's impossible!"

"However, I listened to my intense jealousy. I've had similar experiences. When I saw you being held by another woman, I wanted to tear you both to pieces."

"Uh, thank you for sparing my life?"

Lin Jiade couldn't win a fight at this moment, but escaping was easier, so he was still in the mood to chat with Jasmine. He went to the infirmary, kicked the door open, and Bing Kong, who had originally wanted to go to the toilet because of the urge to urinate, was so frightened that he couldn't hold it in and released while trembling.

At that moment, the ice cave felt an overwhelming urge to explode with shame, yet she also experienced the joy of forbidden pleasure and liberation. Lin Jiade, disregarding everything else, grabbed the ice cave's wrist and said, "The monster is coming! Prepare your spell!"

These words startled the ice cave awake. When fighting monsters, her sense of responsibility and professional attitude were top-notch, so she ignored her own disheveled appearance and immense shame, grabbed her wand and pointed it at Lin Jiade.

Golden light emanated from Lin Jiade's body. He deflected the monster's attack with a flying kick, and while the monster was still unsteady, a celestial weapon materialized in his hand. He said, "Ice Cave, empower me!"

Lin Jiade gathered strength in his left leg, and the moment he saw the golden light flow into his sword, he propelled himself forward. His first step landed on the wall of the infirmary, shattering the nearby glass. Amidst the falling crystalline rain, he leaped forward a second time, catching up with Iphigenia.

Landing alongside him was a celestial weapon radiating golden light. The black cat rolled away and saw Lin Jiade slash a deep crack in the path he had originally taken.

Taking advantage of the brief moment of vulnerability when Lin Jiade stood up, the black cat dealt some damage, but all the attacks formed by the black mist were blocked by Lin Jiade's shield. The black cat could see that the holy land spells that Lin Jiade had been given on both offense and defense were actually lower than what he had received before.

Iphigenia did not want to fight Lingard at this time. It wanted to devote its precious strength to the upcoming battle at the hospital, but another surging and violent emotion dominated its mind, making it yearn to embrace Lingard, yearn to become one with him, and yearn to tear him apart.

Driven by this unnamed emotion, it launched a reckless attack on Lin Jiade, trying to make him understand this emotion. Lin Jiade responded with the determination to kill it. His actions were ruthless and left no room for retreat. The black cat dodged, enjoying the thrill of life and death hanging by a thread, while rejoicing... rejoicing that Lin Jiade had seen it, and only saw it.

This is its dance with Lin Jiade, a passionate and deadly dance between them. It doesn't want anyone to disturb it, but things don't always go as planned. The appearance of Gladiolus makes it dance off-beat.

This fatal mishap resulted in it being cleaved in two by Lin Jiade's sword. Lin Jiade pursued it, but his efforts were in vain as the energy attached to the ice cave was exhausted.

He could only watch regretfully as the black cat's body reformed and fled. Jianlan threw a spell from afar, but it missed. He asked, "What happened?"

"I don't know. Jasmine and I were talking in the classroom when it suddenly attacked us. I thought it had reinforcements, but it was just itself... What a reckless move."

He and Jianlan went back to repair the traces of their previous battle. Just then, Jasmine sent an urgent message saying that Bingdong had fainted in the infirmary. Lin Jiade rushed back and saw Bingdong lying on the bed, her cheeks flushed with a sickly redness.

Lin Jiade touched her forehead and cheeks and found them to be a little hot. He then took her hand and found it to be icy cold. He patted her shoulder and asked, "How do you feel?"

Sensing Lin Jiade's presence, the ice cave weakly opened her eyes, tilted her head towards Lin Jiade, and whispered, "I feel so dizzy, Lin Jiade, I feel so uncomfortable, my whole body feels light and weak."

"You little whiny girl," Jasmine muttered.

"Let's take her back first; this isn't the place to treat her injuries," Jianlan said.

Lin Jiade nodded and carried Bingdong on his back. Bingdong resisted a little, but finally gave in and obediently lay on his back, whispering, "I'm sorry."

"Ok?"

"The way you kicked the door earlier... made me wet my pants."

"Oh, it's nothing, just washing a few more clothes."

Ice Cave turned her head, tapped Lin Jiade's shoulder with her chin, and said to Jasmine, "Excuse me, can I borrow your boyfriend for a moment? I hope you're not angry."

Jasmine bared her teeth but said nothing. However, as Lin Jiade passed by, she pinched his thigh hard.

Whether or not there will be an extra chapter tonight depends on the FPX result; if they win, there will be an extra chapter.

Chapter Sixty-Six: A Journey of the Heart (Bonus Chapter)

"what!"

Ms. Yang's legs trembled, and she woke up with a start, feeling her heart pounding like a battle drum. She touched her forehead, which was covered in sweat—needless to say, her clothes were soaked through.

She sat up, and Hehuan pushed the door open and came in, saying, "They're back for dinner, let's wait for them a bit... Another nightmare?"

"Ah."

What did the doctor say?

"They said it was a vegetative nervous system disorder and prescribed some sedatives. But I still had a dream, probably not a good one. I felt terrible when I woke up and almost wanted to cry."

Hehuan couldn't do much for her roommate, especially since the person she cared about wasn't Teacher Yang. Previously, she had secretly used magic to divine for Teacher Yang… a simplified version; this kind of divination could only roughly determine whether an ordinary human would encounter misfortune in the near future.

The answer was "no," so Hehuan was relieved and thought that Teacher Yang's illness was caused by excessive psychological stress, and that this illness could only be resolved through recuperation after the matter was over and Teacher Yang's memory was cleared.

If Jasmine were like that, Hehuan would do her best to help her recover, but Hehuan didn't see Yang Xuemeng as having that value, so after weighing the pros and cons, she effectively let Teacher Yang go.

Yang Xuemeng wasn't stupid; she could see through Hehuan's polite facade and her true attitude. She hated Hehuan's hypocrisy, but outwardly maintained a friendly relationship with her until she went to the bathroom to take a shower. When Hehuan went to Lin Jiade's house, the mirror reflected her true expression—a face twisted by jealousy, anger, and resentment.

"You have big breasts, you're young, you're tall and have a good temperament, you're shameless, so you can go and seduce other people's boyfriends."

Lin Jiade, Lin Jiade, you already have a girlfriend, yet you're still so easily seduced and have ambiguous relationships with other women. You scumbag!

"Why? Why can you all so easily gain power and do whatever you want, treating ordinary people like me like dirt? Who wants to be just a passerby in life? I've always been the protagonist!"

The sound of water splashing on the floor masked her outburst of emotions. Teacher Yang slowly squatted down, staring at the water stains on the ground, recalling the words the black cat had used to seduce her.

"As long as there is power..."

The surrounding air gradually grew colder and the light dimmed. In a daze, Teacher Yang felt as if she had become a feline, searching in the familiar city of Fuxing from an unfamiliar perspective.

When she came to her senses, she found a catwoman in the mirror. Her ears had turned into furry animal ears, and her hands and legs had also turned into animal shapes. Fine fur covered her body, leaving only the bare skin from her throat to her lower abdomen exposed. Her tail hung down behind her.

Finally, her face turned cat-like, her vertical pupils widened, and she looked at her reflection in the mirror with a surprised expression.

What kind of monster is this...? Is this me?

Teacher Yang stumbled backward to the wall. The cold touch on her back brought her back to reality. She looked down at her hands, touched her cheeks, and then looked at herself in the mirror. Yang Xuemeng was still Yang Xuemeng. She had no vertical pupils, no tail, and no extra fur. Only the scar on her chest highlighted that she was slightly different from others.

The only good thing is that the scar on her chest has shrunk a bit. Recently, the scar has been healing faster and faster, and it may be completely gone in a little over a year, when she turns thirty.

"I'm not Harry Potter..." Teacher Yang thought to herself with a self-deprecating smile. Scars represent ugliness, not extraordinary qualities.

Why is it that whenever I fantasize about having power, it's monsters instead of heroes who come looking for me?

Lin Jiade took Bingdong and the others back home. Bingdong ate something and finally had some strength to change her clothes and take a bath. When she came out, her expression and aura were even more endearing.

“A total flirt,” Jasmine muttered.

This time, Jasmine came prepared. She took the corner of the L-shaped sofa, separating Lin Jiade from the corner space. Jianlan was sitting to Lin Jiade's right, filling the space completely, with only room to sit at the shorter end of the sofa.

Sensing that what was about to be discussed was a private matter, Hehuan took her leave. Mumian sat in a chair at the dining table and listened as Jianlan said, "The cause of the illness in the ice cave is insufficient energy."

"To be precise, it's only enough to maintain daily life." Ice Cave said somewhat awkwardly, "From now on, I'm afraid it will be a long time before I can cast a holy spell."

Jasmine frowned: "Can't you replenish like a normal superhuman?"

Ice Cave shyly undressed in front of Jasmine. Jasmine saw Ice Cave looking at her underwear, which was the same style as hers (three cup sizes larger), and her expression turned even worse. But the next second, she was attracted by the dim golden beam of light on Ice Cave's chest.

“My energy now comes from it, but it is nearing depletion.”

Ice Cave repeated the same story he had told Lin Jiade, then looked at Jasmine somewhat timidly. Of Lin Jiade's three girlfriends, Jasmine was the most jealous.

“I have no objection,” Kapok said.

“Miss Ice Cave is, after all, an important asset to our side. I am personally unhappy, but I can tolerate it... so I agree,” Jianlan said.

“I agree,” Jasmine said calmly.

Lin Jiade pointed to himself: "And what's my opinion?"

“You don’t have the right to vote,” Jasmine said.

Ice Cave couldn't help but laugh out loud, quickly covering her mouth. Lin Jiade was somewhat embarrassed, and even more surprised that the idea of ​​Ice Cave replenishing her energy had actually passed with three votes.

It's easy to understand why Kapok voted in favor; she herself loathed her own female body, and if Lin Jiade's desires were satisfied elsewhere, she wouldn't have been beaten.

It's understandable that Jianlan voted in favor; besides her warmth, she also has some self-interest and is good at using Lin Jiade's zinc to operate the Ice Cave's heart.

He couldn't understand why Jasmine voted in favor. He even thought about Jasmine making a scene. He decided to find another way, since Ice Cave already treated him like a girl, but Lin Jiade felt a little uncomfortable.

Then, he heard Jasmine say, "Since it's just about taking in the produce, it doesn't matter who does it, as long as it's fresh."

The ice cave paused for a moment, then said, "It seems... to be like that?"

"You're consuming energy to cope with the recent troubles, and you won't need it anymore once things are over?"