Love, Gun, Cupid

“No need, you have more important things to do—I’m referring to Hehuan’s situation. If her family falls apart, we won’t be safe either,” Lin Jiade replied.

“I’ve been keeping an eye on things over there. The investigation into the cult is still ongoing. It’s a very serious case, and even with the influence of an elder, it would be difficult for him to escape unscathed.”

Lin Jiade immediately understood that if the fact that Hehuan's parents had joined a cult was confirmed, there would be no possibility of overturning the case. So he sighed and said, "Then we have to find a way to prepare a way out for Senior Hehuan, so that even if something really happens, she can live out the rest of her life in peace."

“Money and safety are not issues; the key is whether she wants to live.” Mu Mian hesitated for a moment. “Although I know I have no right to ask you to do anything, if things get to the extreme, I hope you can take care of her.”

"Take care of her for the rest of your life?"

"Yes, Hehuan is an extraordinary being. She can only be happy by marrying an extraordinary being. But if something happens to her family, no one will marry her to save her from her ever-falling life."

"Do I look like the kind of pushover?" Lin Jiade asked.

Kapok raised her head and said, "You are exactly like that. People like you are the most attractive to bad women."

"Okay, I'll think about it. I have no problem with taking care of someone for a short time, but if it's for a lifetime, that's a very serious matter."

Lin Jiade was not optimistic about this matter. If the power of the Hehuan family had not declined, Jasmine, Sword Orchid, and Azalea might have agreed to it, since introducing Hehuan would strengthen their common interests.

Now that the Hehuan can no longer bring them any benefits, they naturally have no reason to support other women who might dilute their boyfriends' affections.

During this period, Lin Jiade completed the exams for three general courses and the projects for two elective courses. Because he did well in the midterm exams, he only needed to pass the remaining five professional courses.

Just to be on the safe side, he tried to get closer to Ms. Yang on the chat app. Ms. Yang was in charge of two of his professional courses, and naturally, she was also the one who set the exam questions.

Teacher Yang's attitude was very cold when she came up. Lin Jiade understood her a little and knew that she was angry that he treated her like a tool, only warming her up when he needed something and ignoring her when he didn't. Older single women have stronger emotional needs, and he had already experienced this with Jianlan.

So, he coaxed her a few times, as if he were trying to appease his girlfriend, and they started talking about life. Teacher Yang said she had fully recovered, but since she didn't need to invigilate or grade papers, she was enjoying a paid vacation of 5000 dinars per month, which was quite nice.

"Ah, you'd better be careful with cats lately," Teacher Yang suddenly said.

Lin Jiade typed back: "Hmm?"

"Someone I know got scratched by a cat and went to the hospital for a shot. It turns out cats can carry the rabies virus, which is quite dangerous."

Therefore, please be very careful with cats. Even if they act cute towards you, don't approach them. The farther away you are, the better. Rabies is really scary.

Given Lin Jiade's current physical condition, he was able to endure rabies for three months after the onset of the disease. For ordinary people, the virus has a 100% fatality rate after the onset of the disease, but for him, he still had three months to seek a solution—and this was even with him standing there letting small animals bite him, and doing nothing afterward, waiting for the virus to invade his nervous system.

But since Teacher Yang cared about him so much, he naturally felt grateful, so he expressed his thanks and then got to the point, which was to ask the teacher to define the scope.

Ms. Yang readily agreed, but when Lin Jiade said he would visit her after the exam, she refused and sternly told him not to come to her house, leaving him confused. He didn't know whether Ms. Yang had a good or bad impression of him.

Meanwhile, on the other side, Ms. Yang stared at the screen, and after confirming that Lin Jiade had no intention of speaking again, she sadly put down her phone. Across from her, the black cat licked its paws, observing the human.

“It’s not too late,” the black cat said. “Offer me a sacrifice, and I can use magic to make your student fall in love with you.”

"Keep dreaming. I'd rather stay single than use such dirty tricks to get anyone. Love should be a matter of mutual consent."

"You can lie to me, but can you lie to yourself? I've been observing you lately. Whenever it's late at night, when there's nothing left to scroll through on your phone and no one to talk to, emptiness and loneliness will seize you, making you long for a comforting embrace in your bed, a rough and brutal embrace, a powerful sense of security that leaves you speechless."

At your human age, a 28-year-old woman should not only be married, but also have a 2 to 3-year-old child, while you haven't even been in a relationship?

Do you really not crave love? Do you really not want to have sex with a man? You do, but you're afraid. You're just a coward, always deceiving yourself. Whether it's a cat or a person, cowards are destined to get nothing.

Extra chapter added

Chapter 8 Marriage Value Up

The black cat's words enraged Ms. Yang. She grabbed the black cat by the neck and was about to throw it away when the black cat calmly said, "If you throw me away, it means you are rejecting me."

"So what?"

"This means that for my next victim, I plan to find a pregnant woman who is about to give birth, have intercourse with her, and implant the child into her uterus."

Whether my offspring survive or not, that innocent person will suffer social death. Can you bear to do that?

Also, don't try to call the police, or I'll kill everyone you know.

Ordinary people are destined to be powerless against the extraordinary. Fortunately, Teacher Yang, who signed a contract with the black cat, has restrained the black cat's behavior. Moreover, she has a big heart, so she can still withstand the pressure for now.

Meanwhile, Lin Jiade went to review his lessons, and Wei Ying walked back and forth behind him, not to urge him to study, but to hope that he would quickly finish his uninteresting studies so that he could fencing with her and play games with her.

"Is Teacher Yang very important?" Wei Ying asked.

"Ah, he's a nice guy. What's wrong?" Lin Jiade replied.

"I didn't ask you."

Lin Jiade looked up and saw Du Juan sitting on the edge of his bed, dressed in a JK uniform. Lin Jiade scanned her up and down, finally lingering for a long time on the gap between her blue skirt and white over-the-knee socks.

"Leg fetish?" Du Juan asked.

"After all, I love football, so I'm definitely very concerned about my legs."

"How is Teacher Yang's leg?"

"You've seen her before, why are you asking me? I have nothing to do with her."

“But your compatibility score is rising, and it’s still changing,” Du Juan said.

"?!"

Lin Jiade stopped writing and shook his head: "I only chatted with her for a while, how could that be?"

"Then let's see what she's doing... Reed Warbler."

Wei Ying drew her sword and spun around in the air. The air distorted in the circle she drew, and after a few seconds it solidified. In the unfamiliar scene, Lin Jiade saw Teacher Yang lying on the bed, half of her head sticking out, her eyes glazed over.

He knew what the other person was doing and awkwardly lowered his head. At that moment, his name appeared in Ms. Yang's murmurs, again and again, in a charming voice. From her fragmented words, there seemed to be another scene: the cunning and savage him took advantage of the power outage to ambush her in the office. She screamed at the top of her lungs but no one came to her rescue, and she could only be forced to submit.

Swearing on the sports field—how did my image in Teacher Yang's eyes become like this?!

Lin Jiade felt a mix of emotions. He waved his hand and said, "Don't pry into other people's privacy. It's not right."

"At least we understand why your relationship has improved."

"She just uses me as the object of her sexual fantasies. Ms. Yang is almost 29 years old. She's had bad luck and can't find anyone she likes, so she uses the men she knows who can help her relieve her sexual desires."

"What's wrong with that? It's a normal human desire. I've also had sexual fantasies about female classmates and female celebrities... Ah, please keep that a secret from Jasmine."

Lin Jiade pretended nothing had happened, and Du Juan's hair stretched out, climbing up his thighs and wrapping around him again and again, making his lower house stand out awkwardly.

Wei Ying grabbed him, applied a little force, and looked up at Lin Jiade. Lin Jiade tried to resist but was pressed down by her, and she complained, "You speak so seriously, but your body is very honest."

"This is a normal reaction, okay! I'm 19, not 59. What's wrong with having strong desires!"

Wei Ying retorted, "Who cares about that? I just want to say, why are you able to get hard with her faster than me? Do you have poor aesthetic sense, or are your tastes abnormal?"

Lin Jiade looked innocently at Du Juan. Du Juan blinked, then pinched the hem of her skirt and lifted it up little by little, perfectly showcasing the pure yet alluring charm of a JK girl, a blend of angel and devil.

Lin Jiade's physical reaction was very upright. Wei Ying glanced back at her sister and imitated her by pinching the hem of her skirt. Lin Jiade immediately lost interest and said sincerely, "Thank you. In the future, if I have any reckless thoughts, looking at you for a few seconds will make me not want to do anything reckless."

Clearly, Wei Ying felt this was a humiliation. She tried to imitate jasmine, gladiolus, and mimosa, but she couldn't do it right. So Lin Jiade's gaze became even more loving, as if he were looking at his daughter who had come home from kindergarten to show off her talents.

Du Juan couldn't help herself, and her laughter turned into provocation, causing Wei Ying to thoroughly train Lin Jiade in the virtual space. When Lin Jiade regained his senses, he immediately lay down on the sofa. Soon, along with the creaking of the sofa, he felt a soft touch spreading around his waist.

“Reed Warbler? I’m not playing games tonight. Let me take a break,” he said.

"No, it's me."

"Miss Dujuan?"

"I didn't mention it earlier, but your affinity with Wei Ying is also rising. You're friends, but the upward trend will soon push your values ​​beyond the limit for friends."

"If that's what you're worried about, I assure you..."

“Be a little gentler with her. That child has no ill intentions towards you. She has helped you a lot, and you have put her teachings into practice. However, you have been somewhat cold towards her in your daily interactions.”

“That’s because…you,” Lin Jiade stammered. “I think I’m arrogant enough to like you, who are as great as gods, so I can’t like two of you, and I don’t think I have the ability to do so.”

Du Juan caught sight of a streak of golden hair in the corner and said, "So you chose me over her?"

"It was you from the very beginning."

"And what about Diana?"

"How could I possibly like someone I've never met?"

"you sure?"

Lin Jiade replied, "I'm quite certain that I've never had any connection with the other person since birth. In my memory, the only chaotic time was the summer when I was fourteen, and that summer has already solved the mystery."

"uh-huh."

“Actually, you’re just jealous,” Lin Jiade laughed. “You feel that before me, there was a Celestial Observer who stole my heart and is exerting influence above you.”

After removing the control, how much of my desire for you is truly from the heart? I think a lot is left, because although you control me, you can at least lead me to victory once, and you practically dance on my psyche.

All I can say is, thank goodness I didn't make a pact of chastity with you, otherwise, I probably could only have endured it for about three days. You're just too beautiful and charming; who could resist the allure of your beauty? I can't imagine.

“You’ve become quite talkative,” Du Juan said, looking at Lin Jiade’s reddened ears. “Think back to when we first met last September, you were so shy.”

Du Juan's hand caressed the back of Lin Jiade's head, then his back, buttocks, and thighs. Her caresses created a peaceful atmosphere, allowing Lin Jiade to fall asleep peacefully.

After Lin Jiade fell asleep, Du Juan looked at the corner of the wall and said, "He's yours now, and he's sleeping soundly. He won't wake up before dawn. Humans are our toys, so there's no need for psychological counseling."

Before she could reply, her figure vanished on its own. Wei Ying came out and turned off the light. She silently looked at Lin Jiade for a while, then leaned down, wanting to kiss him, but the more she thought about it, the angrier she became. So she opened her mouth and left a tooth mark on Lin Jiade's wrist.

Chapter Nine: Gender Discussion

Lin Jiade had felt pain, the sensation of being hugged, and the feeling of being kissed. He opened his eyes, smelled the scent on his clothes, and the cool fragrance told Lin Jiade that the person who had hugged him was Jianlan.

His lips were a little swollen, and the one who had the bad habit of sucking his lips was Jasmine. The remaining mystery was who left a ring of teeth marks on his wrist.

This is quite simple; just have everyone lightly bite his arm and compare the teeth marks. Through exhaustive search, he found the reed warbler brushing its teeth, took the toothbrush and water cup from its hand, squeezed on some toothpaste, and started brushing its teeth.

"Don't use my toothbrush cup!" the reed warbler protested.

"First of all, you are a celestial being, with your own natural cleaning ability, so you don't need to brush your teeth. Your attempt to imitate human habits is a complete waste of money. Second, you think it's dirty?"

Lin Jiade raised his arm, showing the teeth marks to Wei Ying: "Who did something so tasteless?"

The warbler looked away: "It's...it's jasmine!"

"what?"

Still half-asleep, Jasmine wobbled over, pushed Wei Ying away, and rubbed against Lin Jiade. Wei Ying glanced at her and muttered, "You're a dragon, not a dog, why are you rubbing against me like that..."

Jasmine retorted, "What business is it of yours if I use my boyfriend?"

The word "use" is quite ingenious, Lin Jiade thought.

After rubbing her hands together for a while, Jasmine regained her senses. Lin Jiade finished brushing his teeth and put the water glass back. She noticed the mark on his wrist, frowned, and asked, "What happened?"

“The reed warbler says you did it.”

Jasmine looked at Reed Warbler, who was already sitting at the dining table discussing what to eat with Gladiolus. She frowned and said, "She's getting more and more outrageous."