All the women in the apocalypse are mine

Chapter 42 A Yangko Star Touched His Piano

Ye Xingluo always considered himself a gentle and kind person who was good at understanding others' clothes. He rarely got angry, especially towards pretty girls. Even if they made some small mistakes, he would at most make them lose a lot of water molecules from their bodies as punishment.

Everyone makes mistakes, so why be so petty?

After all, it takes time and effort to get the person who made the mistake to recognize it and sincerely apologize.

Wouldn't it be easier and faster to just kill them instead of doing this?

Ye Xinglu smiled gently as she looked at Su Zhen, whose face was flushed and whose eyes were rolling back, as if she was about to faint from lack of oxygen to her brain. She then released her arm.

"Cough cough...cough cough..." Su Zhen clutched her chest, curled up on the ground, coughing violently, gasping for fresh air. Her gaze towards Ye Xingluo was filled with fear...and deep confusion. "Xingluo...I'm your...ah!"

Seeing Ye Xingluo walk to her side again, Su Zhen couldn't help but let out a scream of terror, then tightly closed her eyes.

But the pain she had imagined did not come. Instead, she heard the indistinct, low murmur of the falling stars echoing in her ears.

"We must play games with a smile, we must always smile..."

Su Zhen opened her eyes, her eyelashes trembling, and was somewhat taken aback to find that... Ye Xingluo hadn't hit her, but was instead toying with her body?!

What the heck... just say what's on your mind!

They'll just be reserved for a moment and then they'll be with you.

"Um... this place won't work, there are... too many people."

Su Zhen's frightened expression quickly transformed into an alluring shyness.

Come to think of it... Xingluo seems to have been smiling gently at people the whole time.

"Okay, that's fine."

Ye Xinglu looked at Su Zhen, who was lying on the ground in a starfish position, gently sat on her soft belly, and then rolled up... her sleeves.

Indeed... it's much more comfortable sitting like this!

Hmm? Is something wrong?

Su Zhen stared wide-eyed at the fist the size of a sandbag on her forehead, a deep sense of unease washing over her.

Honestly, she'd rather Ye Xingluo take off his clothes and do that outrageous thing now.

Instead of what we're seeing now... watching helplessly as a Yangko dance star touches his piano.

There is nothing more despairing than this.

"Playing games is all about shouting..." Ye Xinglu's gentle expression suddenly changed, and then he raised his arm, "Screw you! Give me back my precious baby that I worked so hard to summon!"

"Don't hit my face...!"

"Wuda!!!"

"Wood big wood big wood big!!!"

"Wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big!!!"

Under Ye Xingluo's angry voice, his fists, filled with rage, rained down like raindrops, frantically kissing Su Zhenke's fair and tender face, savoring the pleasurable sensation of flesh merging with flesh.

...

Du Qiang lay amidst the rubble, still unable to get up from the ground after the heavy blow from his Void Scale Lizard father.

If he hadn't transformed his back muscles into steel at the crucial moment, he probably would be dead by now.

Fortunately, someone killed the terrifying monster, so Su Zhen's safety can be guaranteed.

Even though he was in excruciating pain and his hands and feet were numb, Du Qiang was still constantly worried about the goddess in his heart.

Suddenly, a familiar scream rang out not far away.

Du Qiang's drowsy mind instantly cleared up; it was a voice he could never mistake.

He gritted his teeth, struggling to clear away the rubble around him. His arms trembled as he propped himself up. Through his blurred vision and ringing ears, Su Zhen... was being beaten to the ground?!

"You bastard... let her go!"

Du Qiang let out a beast-like roar, slowly raising his swaying body and using the strength squeezed from his bones to charge forward.

The long, drawn-out saga finally ended at this moment. Ye Xingluo, who was riding on Su Zhen, was thrown out in a very rude manner, and then caught precisely by Saber... Otherwise, the fragile summoner would definitely have been lying in bed for two days.

However, Ye Xingluo didn't seem very angry about Du Qiang's offense. Instead, she looked at the boy who was showing concern for Su Zhen with surprise.

This... isn't this just a simp's simp?

It turns out that the two of them got involved at this time.

"Su Zhen, Su Zhen, are you alright?"

Despite the burning pain in his body, Du Qiang looked at Su Zhen's face, which had been beaten into a pig's head, with great heartache and said worriedly.

"Where is Xing... Xingluo?"

Su Zhen's once large, beautiful eyes were now so swollen that they were barely slits. She moved her lips with great difficulty to reply.

"I've already thrown that wretched guy out, Su Zhen. Don't worry, I'll definitely teach him a lesson later."

Du Qiang clenched his fists and made a promise to Su Zhen with anger in his eyes.

"What did you say?! What did you do to Xingluo?!" Su Zhen jumped up from the ground like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, her pig-faced features glaring fiercely at Du Qiang, and she shrieked, "What business is it of yours! That's my brother!"

"Wh...what?" Du Qiang's mouth dropped open, and he stammered, "But...but even if he's your brother, you can't treat him like this..."

"I'm happy to do it. I enjoy being slapped in the face by my brother. What's it to you?" Su Zhen slapped Du Qiang across the face without saying a word, her eyes flashing coldly. "If anything happens to my brother, Du Qiang... I'll never forgive you!"

Upon hearing Su Zhen's heartless words, Du Qiang's strong body trembled slightly, and his face turned a little pale.

He didn't argue; instead, he grabbed his hair in frustration.

Clearly... he blamed himself, saying that his failure to understand the situation and his unauthorized actions led to the current consequences.

"Xingluo...Xingluo, are you alright?"

Su Zhen, who called herself Ye Xingluo's sister, quickly got up, pushed Du Qiang aside, and with a pig-faced look and a strong stench, she headed towards Ye Xingluo.

"I'm fine, so you stay right there and don't move!"

"I...I'm your older sister, I'm just worried about you..."

Faced with Ye Xingluo's cold words, Su Zhen spoke with aggrieved feelings, but her pig-faced expression added an indescribable comicality.

"I don't know you, and I've never had a sister like you before."

"Xingluo, stop joking at a time like this. In our Diliu City, everyone knows that my great-aunt's third cousin is your mother's husband. If we round up the generations a bit, wouldn't I be your own sister?"

Ye Xingluo was utterly speechless when he heard Su Zhen brazenly refer to herself as his older sister.

"Su Zhen, do you know how disgusting it is to lick people?"

"I lick my own brother willingly, what's so disgusting about that?"

Su Zhen's pig-headed face beamed with immense pride.

"I really regret holding back just now."

Ye Xinglu couldn't help but roll her eyes... This woman really hasn't changed at all.

After glancing between Du Qiang and Su Zhen, Ye Xingluo sighed softly.

This is truly a case of two simps meeting.

Ye Xinglu turned around and looked at his summoning circle.

The flickering dark green light gradually dimmed, and the enormous Void Scale Lizard Father had vanished, leaving only a devastated, rubble-strewn ground.

"Dark green it is then..."

Ye Xinglu spoke calmly and softly, showing no trace of her earlier anger.

Since things have come to this point, there's no point in dwelling on it anymore.

Besides, just now, he discovered even more interesting summoning materials!

Since it was your mistake, then you should make amends for it.

"Let me see... what did I summon?" Night Starfall murmured softly. "It's a green common item that's close to a blue rare item, so it should be of some use... Holy crap!"

Ye Xinglu's gaze paused, locking onto the thick, round, and seemingly hard stick on the ground.

Oh my god~

This is absolutely outrageous, it's outrageous beyond belief.

Can anyone tell me...?

Why is it that in the green, ordinary card pool...

There'll be a magic light stick!

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Chapter 43 The Somewhat Unreliable Light Stick

Night Star picked up the exquisitely crafted magic wand from the ground and held the round wand in silence.

Based on his experience... the Spark Lens should be at least a purple epic-level item.

This is abnormal...it's really abnormal...

Ye Xinglu examined the stick in his hand from side to side... In his previous life, he had summoned a red, glasses-like transformation device. By simply putting it on his face, he could transform into a towering giant of light, a being far more powerful than Luo Qingying's giant transformation.

It is said to be the power of light from the mysterious M78 nebula in the universe. Although the transformation can only last for three minutes, it is enough to sweep away all enemies after transformation.

So... this glow stick that emits a normal green light must be a fake, right?!

Ye Xingluo became increasingly suspicious that the thing in his hand was just a toy for children. But since it wasn't white trash but ordinary green, it must have something special about it, right?

If you can't see any clues, then just give it a try!

So, amidst the astonished stares of those around her, Ye Xingluo suddenly brandished the strange stick in her hand, circling it around her body with a rather ceremonial air before raising it high.

"Tiga!!!"

Then, a dazzling light burst forth from the Divine Light Wand in Ye Xinglu's hand. Almost everyone present instinctively closed their eyes, except for Saber, who calmly squinted at the halo of light, her expression becoming increasingly strange.