One pair, two pairs, three pairs, dozens of pairs, hundreds, thousands of hands slowly rose, each bright gaze fixed on the speaker on the stage. Their mouths spoke silently, finally converging into a resounding sentence—
Praise the sun!
"Oh no! This is despicable! Someone is using meme attacks to ambush me!"
The banana tree vanished from the platform in an instant, and it felt immense terror.
It threw down the faculty and staff's uniforms, and the professor transformed into a small monkey that shot off a bow, heading towards the principal's office.
"This is my home turf, and I also have the Banana Club!"
He rushed over the fence in a few strides and climbed over the wall into the principal's office.
It breathed a sigh of relief after locking the window.
It slowly walked to its desk, preparing to first tidy up the research logs and materials it had already recorded.
But then the chair behind the desk turned around, and a figure sat upright in it.
"Professor Primon, I've been waiting for you for a long time."
..........
(On this Youth Day, I wish you all to be as radiant as the sun and as powerful as dragons.)
Chapter 303 The Scorching Sun Refines Demons
"Who are you? Who let you in?"
Upon seeing the figure in his seat, Jiao Shou flew into a rage and demanded an explanation.
“Purimon is so noisy and disruptive, he has no scholarly demeanor whatsoever, he’s just like an uncivilized, chattering monkey. I say, quiet!”
As soon as the words fell, the banana tree instinctively stopped talking, but a moment later, its expression changed drastically, and it stared at the other party cautiously.
"You're the culprit behind that sun outside? You're part of the family?! No, wait, how come you know how to use memes?"
"It is indeed a researcher's virtue to keep asking questions, but making a fuss only makes you look ignorant."
Lin Yuan slowly stood up from his seat.
"Tell me, where is the original doctor now?"
"What do you want with the doctor? No, how do you know that what's happening here is related to the doctor?"
"Anyone with eyes can tell that this is his conspiracy, with sleeping banana monkeys all over the ground and meme viruses."
"Conspiracy? Banana, that's giving too much credit to this money-grubbing paradise. How could it be worthy of the doctor's noble experiment?"
Here I am, a second-rate research ape, completing my graduation project at Pinocchio: a meme-based atavism experiment.
Jiao Shou put his hands behind his back and suddenly calmed down.
It sized up Lin Yuan in front of it, and a cold smile gradually appeared on its face:
"Jiaojiaojiao, if I'm not mistaken, you're an outsider like us, right? As fellow outsiders, why are you trying to sabotage my research?"
The people here love the sleeping banana monkey, especially young people, particularly students. In this dream, they will create a new synesthetic dream together—the moment of sleeping on the banana.
From then on, in this filthy dream world, all the discarded, useless ideals and desires found their home; they would grow, expand, and even evolve…
Jiao Shou talked incessantly, seemingly wanting to share his philosophy with Lin Yuan.
"A conspiracy is a conspiracy, why use fancy words to describe it?" Lin Yuan shook his head.
"Banana, banana, banana, ordinary people can hardly understand the greatness of atavism experiments. Let me ask you a question: Do you know how bananas reproduce?"
"I don't know," Lin Yuan said with a smile.
"I don't want to know. Sorry, my academic qualifications don't support me answering this question. Since you don't know where the original doctor went, you might as well die."
Lin Yuan raised his palm, and light appeared in his palm.
"A crude brute!"
The banana instantly sensed a great threat. It leaped and tried to get away, letting out noisy roars:
"I was prepared to deal with uncultured, lowly people like you, despicable outsiders."
"Since you want to spread memes, I'll give you a hand. Let the family see this, and you'll be buried with this lousy experimental site!"
The monkey turned around and smiled, revealing a mocking smile.
"And I, in the already completed Sleeping Banana moment, will peacefully sleep and then quietly await your demise!"
A flash of white light, and Jiao Shou's figure was obliterated by the light and disappeared.
Lin Yuan looked at the empty space, pondered for a moment, and realized that the other party had not perished.
"Is it time to sleep on bananas?"
.........
The students who had gathered in the square were beginning to disperse, still carrying with them their praise for the sun.
But within the entire Origami University, their numbers are merely a drop in the ocean. Sleeping Banana Monkeys remain a part of the local trend culture.
But at this moment, everything—from the monkey merchandise on the stalls and the monkey dolls by the roadside to the monkey pictures on the walls—has undergone a strange transformation.
For many fans of the Sleeping Banana Monkey, the sound of bananas growing louder in their minds makes them yearn to become carefree, happy little monkeys.
This change not only fueled the spread of memes, but also began to rapidly increase the amount of time spent sleeping on bananas.
During the time of sleeping banana
"Banana, banana, banana. Origami University is just an insignificant place; the truly important place is here."
"What a pity, what a pity, now is not a good time to launch it, damn it."
As Jiao Shou watched the sleeping banana tree in front of him expand and grow, various dream-building structures sprang up from the ground. A smug expression appeared on his face.
The moment the first baby monkey appeared marked the beginning of this moment. Now, the growth of the Sleeping Banana Moment is unstoppable!
Skyscrapers and steel jungles are thriving here.
At this moment, they are like banana trees, providing a huge number of little monkeys with a place to live, play, and leap among.
Each little monkey is a regressed being infected by a meme virus. Their consciousness is trapped here, and their numbers increase as the dream grows.
"Come, come, join the great process of degeneration! Let all that is wrong have the chance to develop anew; let all that is fixed return to its primitive origins and gain infinite possibilities. Degeneration, degeneration, degeneration!"
Banana raised his hands high, like a king in this jungle of regressing civilization!
But just then, dawn broke.
Beyond the dream bubble, a wisp of gray mist appeared out of thin air, and a human figure materialized.
By using the memes gathered on the monkeys on campus, Lin Yuan successfully appeared outside of Sleeping Banana Time.
Before our eyes, the Dream Bubble is expanding and growing outward at an extremely rapid pace. In essence, it is no different from the twelve moments of the family.
In other words, if it were to connect to the family's twelve time periods, the consequences would be unimaginable.
"In that case, let's destroy it."
Lin Yuan's gaze was indifferent, and a surge of power gathered around him, making him shine like the sun as he rushed straight into the sleeping banana.
In an instant, it was as if the clouds had parted to reveal the sun, and bright light illuminated the entire dream.
Countless monkeys instinctively looked up, including the banana planter standing at the highest point of the jungle.
"It's you again! Has no one ever told you how impolite you are? Don't you know how to knock before visiting someone's house?!"
An angry voice came from below. Lin Yuan glanced at it and then raised his palm to strike.
"Since you see the blazing sun, why not worship it?"
As the voice faded, a burst of light appeared out of nowhere, as the calamity sun shone into the space.
Time seemed to stand still for a moment, and Jiao Shou and the towering building beneath his feet exploded in an instant, like a dazzling firework.
Fireworks scattered and spread the fire to the surrounding area.
The raging flames of the Calamity Sun instantly engulfed and refined everything around them. Countless little monkeys howled and turned to ashes in the flames, scattering and fleeing in all directions.
"This is what you call paradise? Facing true power, you are weak and unaware of it."
With a single strike, the area was engulfed in flames for half an hour, yet Lin Yuan's gaze remained calm.
He noticed that Jiao Shou's figure reappeared in the distance, fleeing outwards. The power of the dream was converging on him, empowering him.
"Trying to run? Where can you run to?"
Lin Yuan raised his hand, and light condensed into a huge mace in front of him.
He stared at the remaining part of the dream bubble, gripped it with both hands, and with a powerful blow, smashed it down!
In an instant, a flash of light appeared, and everything where the long mace fell was reduced to nothingness.
A massive impact rippled outwards, shattering the entire dream bubble into fragments. This included, of course, the banana plant and the little monkeys within.
A short while later, in this primordial dream world, twelve hours away from the family, only the Great Sun remained, absorbing and refining everything around it.
........
On the edge of the Asdna star system, in a sleek, technologically advanced spaceship, a gorilla is suddenly awakened from a dream-entering device.
"Banana! Damn it, my research, my report, my project!"
The gorilla was none other than Monterey from the dream, and it roared angrily.
But in the blink of an eye, once the memories from the dream were synchronized, Monterey's expression instantly turned to terror.
"Doctor, what exactly is that thing?! That kind of power... could it be that some envoy is targeting us? I have to report to the Doctor immediately!"
The gorilla nimbly climbed out of the dream-entering device, and the terrifying image of the sun overhead involuntarily surfaced in its mind.
But the next moment, its expression changed drastically. No matter how it tried, the image of the sun simply wouldn't disappear!
"It's a meme, banana! I've got to..."
Before it could even make a move, a raging fire suddenly burst into flames on the gorilla's body, instantly reducing it to ashes.
At the same time, as if pinpointed to a specific location, a surging and magnificent force swept in from afar. Boundless light and destruction manifested there.
In the night sky of Pinocchio, a bright new star appeared, shining brightly.
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