"Oh, so this is what it's like to be a simp."
Liu Yanyan thought there would be even more explosive gossip, such as a girl she had been pursuing for a long time without even holding hands, only to find out that she was already someone else's girlfriend, while she was still being strung along.
She expressed indifference to the news.
What we have no shortage of now are sycophants; sycophants don't even deserve to sit at the same table as dogs.
"Can chasing girls be called being a simp? I was just showing concern and giving her dandelions..." Lu Mingfei suddenly realized that this topic couldn't continue, so he swallowed the rest of his sentence.
He secretly observed Liu Yanyan's expression.
"Didn't I tell you to find a few people, find that girl's boyfriend under cover of darkness, and knock him out with a club?" Liu Yanyan said casually.
Seemingly dissatisfied, she fiddled with the ends of her hair, pondering a better solution.
"I did think about it. Back then, I had no friends and no money. Where was I supposed to find someone?" Lu Mingfei said casually, knowing that the other party wouldn't blame him.
"That's easy. It's hard to find a living person, but it's not hard to find a dead one, is it?" Liu Yanyan said, flipping her hand over, and a fleshy worm about one or two centimeters long appeared in her hand, shimmering with a little luster.
"Have Xu Si investigate that person's information. As long as he's in the country, the two of us will take care of him in a few days."
The idea was good, but the reality was harsh.
Even if Lu Mingfei wanted to beat up Zhao Menghua now, he couldn't find a place to do so. He could only do it after returning to his original world in ten days.
“Using public resources, and as an official organization, isn’t that inappropriate?” Lu Mingfei politely declined.
"Hey, you're so stubborn. It's not like a dead person is knocking, but a living person is. Besides, isn't Quanxing the best at doing things that harm others for their own benefit? What does it have to do with the company?"
"That seems to make some sense..."
Lu Mingfei kept trying to distract himself, but he was attracted by the soft and delicate skin in front of him. It was just too... big, and he slightly squeezed his legs together.
Suddenly I felt a heat in my nose, as if something was flowing out.
"How could you be so careless?" Liu Yanyan said with some disgust, pulling a piece of paper from her pocket and handing it to Lu Mingfei, noticing a few drops of fresh blood on the hem of his skirt.
"I...I don't know either. Maybe it's because it's hot lately and I'm a little feverish," Lu Mingfei said, making up a flimsy excuse.
He stuffed a tissue into his nose to stop the gushing blood, but the tissue was quickly soaked with blood.
"Humph!"
Liu Yanyan snorted unhappily, twisted Lu Mingfei's arm hard, and then, seemingly unsatisfied, twisted Lu Mingfei's waist and abdomen.
Only after hearing Lu Mingfei cry out in pain did he stop, satisfied.
"This is my favorite dress, I don't have... I only have this one, and you've dirtied it, how can I wear it out now?" she complained.
The striking red marks on the skirt hem contrasted sharply with the blue skirt, ruining the overall aesthetic.
Lu Mingfei looked down at his blue dress, which was stained red with blood from his nose caused by his excitement.
I didn't know what to do for a moment.
I can't wear this anymore, but I managed to get three thousand from Xu Si.
"How about... I buy you one?" Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.
"I love this one so much! It's the first dress I bought with my part-time job. I'm not talking to you anymore. I won't speak to you for two days, seven...five," she said coquettishly.
Liu Yanyan turned to leave.
"I, um, two pieces? I'll buy you two pieces you like?" Lu Mingfei asked stammeringly.
Liu Yanyan stopped walking and turned her back to Lu Mingfei with a sly smile.
In an instant, he composed himself and put on a bitter and resentful expression.
"Seeing how sincere you are, I'll forgive your rude behavior this time." Liu Yanyan said, glancing at Lu Mingfei's lower abdomen.
"Today...tomorrow, after you finish fighting with Zhang Chulan, go down the mountain." As she spoke, she lifted Lu Mingfei's head, making him lie on his back.
"Nosebleeds are not necessarily caused by hot weather, and also by not looking down when you have a nosebleed."
He casually took the blood-stained tissue from Lu Mingfei's hand and carefully wiped the blood from the edge of Lu Mingfei's lips with a new tissue.
Then put the tissue in a nearby trash can.
"Master Lingyu? Is there something you need?" Liu Yanyan asked, staring at Zhang Lingyu who had been standing there for an unknown amount of time.
Zhang Lingyu only came to her senses after being reminded by Liu Yanyan.
It felt like something was melting in my mouth, and it was incredibly sour.
"This humble Taoist priest is conveying a message to Benefactor Lu on behalf of the Celestial Master."
"Okay, go ahead and tell him. I'll tell him, but he can't listen right now." Liu Yanyan glanced back at the tissue she was still fiddling with, which was still dripping blood from her nose.
Zhang Lingyu frowned, feeling a little uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, though she couldn't quite put her finger on it.
Seeing these two people being all lovey-dovey, I suddenly appeared as if I had disturbed their good time.
With so many people around, his master specifically chose to send him. He always felt that his master had deliberately sent him to inform Lu Mingfei.
"The Celestial Master wishes to see Benefactor Lu." Zhang Lingyu relayed the message without pausing, "This humble Taoist takes his leave."
After saying that, he left, getting away from those two people.
Lu Mingfei lowered his head, pinched his nose, and said in a muffled voice.
"Was it the Celestial Master who called me?"
"How did you know?" Liu Yanyan asked, somewhat puzzled.
"I'm not going," Lu Mingfei said, preparing to leave.
"Stop." Liu Yanyan took three steps in two to get to Lu Mingfei's side, removed the hand that was pinching his nose, lifted his chin and made him look up at the sky.
"No, you're still bleeding from your nose. I'll take you to get it checked out."
“But it’s inconvenient for me to see where I’m going like this,” Lu Mingfei said, pointing to his face that was turned towards the sky.
"Come, take my hand and follow me, I'll take you there."
Liu Yanyan raised her hand and grabbed Lu Mingfei's palm. Worried that he would get lost, she held on very tightly and walked ahead, leading Lu Mingfei forward.
Chapter 70 Possession by a Ghost (Please continue reading)
Lu Mingfei couldn't see the road ahead, so he could only look up at the azure sky, where two pure white clouds drifted by very close together from time to time.
He was being led along at a leisurely pace, and at that moment he seemed to be imagining his old age, when he could no longer walk, being slowly pulled up from his wheelchair by Liu Yanyan's hand, and then sitting on a park bench with her help, enjoying the afterglow of the sunset. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smile happily.
"Hey, cough cough..."
Lu Mingfei accidentally let some blood flow down his nose and into his throat, the metallic taste of which instantly spread through his mouth.
A sudden, violent cough blasted the tissue off my nose, and the slight respite that had just begun to heal caused the attack to resume.
Liu Yanyan turned her head to look at Lu Mingfei, who was still coughing and had a silly smile still lingering on his lips.
He frowned, clicked his tongue lightly, and said with some disdain.
"Is this guy an idiot? I really doubt his intelligence. How can he crush other e-sports players while grinning like an idiot?"
Liu Yanyan took out a few more pieces of paper from her pocket, rolled them into a suitable shape, and stuffed them into Lu Mingfei's nostrils.
Lu Mingfei subconsciously raised his head, enjoying the feeling of being led forward by someone's hand.
Liu Yanyan gently lifted Lu Mingfei's head with both hands, looked into his clear yet foolish eyes, and said.
"No, I'm afraid you'll choke to death on your own blood. That would be the most pathetic death. I'd have to attend your funeral, and I'd have to spend time getting over my emotional trauma. It'd be too much trouble."
She then checked the acupoints on Lu Mingfei's body to find those that could alleviate the condition, and gently pressed them to reduce the speed of the nosebleed.
"You can just revive me then, and I can be by your side again, although not as a living person," Lu Mingfei said with a smile.
"Can a dead person be better than a living person? First, they have no body temperature; second, their skin is loose and inelastic; third, they need to be specially nurtured with Qi to preserve their bodies; fourth, they have an unpleasant odor; and finally, their faces are deformed. Who would want someone so ugly!"
Liu Yanyan walked ahead, teasing without turning her head.
"Resurrecting such an ugly dead person is not as good as finding a new boyfriend."
Lu Mingfei felt like he had dug a hole and buried himself in it. He had really brought trouble upon himself. That foul mouth of his was always causing trouble.
He felt that his IQ fluctuated wildly, like a husky that sometimes enters an ice glacier with a very intelligent look, and sometimes just a husky that roams freely at home.
"Does that mean that as long as I live, I'll always be your boyfriend?"
"More or less, but it depends on your performance. If you only want to be my boyfriend forever..."
As Liu Yanyan spoke, she turned half of her face to the side, revealing a stunningly beautiful face but a terrifying eye that seemed to say, "You can try."
Lu Mingfei swallowed hard for no apparent reason.
"We're still young, after all. There are many things... all..."
He didn't continue, mainly because he couldn't bring himself to say it. After all, it was his first time meeting a girl, and he was too embarrassed to say it.
"You're not a child anymore. You're an adult, little brat!" Liu Yanyan said coldly.
Lu Mingfei was scolded and stood aside without saying a word, like a child who had made a mistake.
If I don't say anything, I won't make a mistake, right?
Seeing Lu Mingfei's somewhat aggrieved look, Liu Yanyan suddenly felt something within her being stirred.
He wanted to press Lu Mingfei's head, which looked like a wronged puppy, into his arms and rub it hard, but he restrained himself despite the large number of people coming and going at Longhu Mountain.
"Mom... I just said... I was possessed by a ghost, yes, I was possessed by a ghost just now."
Lu Mingfei was puzzled by Liu Yanyan's somewhat contradictory behavior. She had turned on him again, so it was better for her not to say anything, lest she get twisted again.
"Why aren't you saying anything?" Liu Yanyan couldn't help but ask, looking at the taciturn Lu Mingfei.
“…I…” Lu Mingfei stammered, “I was out of my mind, I don’t remember anything just now.”
"Huh?" Liu Yanyan was a little surprised and smiled slightly.
"I just told you I like you, didn't you know?"
"I know, no, I don't know, no, I know..." Lu Mingfei was somewhat at a loss due to Liu Yanyan's sudden attack.
"You should know now, right?" the girl said softly.
"Ah."
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