"Alright, old man, it doesn't necessarily mean you'll become a vampire. Maybe it was something you did when you were drunk and acting crazy. After all, vampires can't be active during the day, otherwise you would have turned to ashes long ago. Besides, vampires aren't popular in China. At most, you'd just become a zombie."
"Yes, is that so?" Lu Mingfei was persuaded by Zhang Chulan once again.
But looking at the large red mark on his neck that looked like a birthmark, he felt uncomfortable leaving it exposed like that. He tugged at his collar, trying to cover the large red mark, but the area of the red mark was too big to cover at all.
After trying for a while, Lu Mingfei found the stiff collar rubbing against him uncomfortably, so he had to give up and accept that this was something he had done while drunk.
"Tch, I won't drink next time... I won't drink this much, that way I won't be able to cause trouble when I'm drunk."
"You'd better not drink anymore. This time it only left a red mark, but next time it might not be so simple." Zhang Chulan patted Lu Mingfei's shoulder meaningfully.
When you were drunk, you slapped my face and kicked my butt. I was afraid you'd act up again, so I told you, if I could beat you, I'd let you taste my thunder magic.
"Ok."
Lu Mingfei didn't want anything inexplicable to happen when he blacked out from drinking, and then wake up to find himself in an awkward situation.
Or he could ask Zhang Chulan to help him recall how he made a fool of himself when he was drunk. Zhang Chulan already has enough dirt on him, and he doesn't want any more.
I have no choice but to agree to Zhang Chulan's request.
Zhang Chulan returned to the living room, intending to do some simple cultivation to refresh himself.
I noticed a door was open, and through the crack, I saw a figure with orange-red hair tidying up her messy hair. She simply tied it up, moved in front of me, took out a light pink lipstick, and carefully applied it to her red lips.
Zhang Chulan recognized the figure with orange-red hair at a glance—Liu Yanyan.
He wasn't surprised to see Liu Yanyan here. After all, he had drunk too much yesterday, and Liu Yanyan wasn't much better off. She must have been picked up by Feng Baobao like trash.
Zhang Chulan was just about to close his eyes and start cultivating when he was interrupted by Liu Yanyan's voice.
"I didn't expect the future successor of the Celestial Master to be so hardworking," Liu Yanyan said, one hand on her hip.
Zhang Chulan said helplessly, "I don't want to either, but I started too late compared to my peers."
He suddenly noticed the color of the lipstick Liu Yanyan had just applied; it looked slightly familiar, as if he had seen it before.
At this moment, Lu Mingfei pulled at his collar and walked out of the bathroom, quickly entering his room.
Lu Mingfei, who was in a hurry, caught Zhang Chulan's eye.
"..."
Zhang Chulan remembered where he had seen it before.
On Lu Mingfei's face!
And it's a huge area!
It definitely wasn't a one- or two-time thing; they probably kissed countless times.
If Liu Yanyan kissed Lu Mingfei on the face, then the palm-sized red mark on his neck...
grass!!
It turns out that the one who was acting crazy while drunk wasn't Lu Mingfei at all, but Liu Yanyan.
If you want to kiss Lu Mingfei, go ahead, I didn't stop you. Why did you hit me? What did I do to you?
My butt still hurts.
Zhang Chulan felt resentful again.
It turns out he was the only one who was unlucky.
Lu Mingfei was blessed with good fortune. What was this "big steamed bun on his face" thing? It was probably face wash. And what was this "vampire biting his neck" thing? It was a hickey, the kind that leaves a whole patch of hickeys all at once.
Zhang Chulan instantly lost all interest in cultivation.
He rested his chin on his hand, looked outside with a worried expression, and sighed.
"Sure enough, when people are down on their luck, they get even worse."
"Why aren't you cultivating anymore, Celestial Master's successor?" Liu Yanyan teased.
"I'm contemplating life," Zhang Chulan replied calmly.
Feng Baobao walked in, munching on a cucumber.
"Let's go to Longhu Mountain."
......
Lu Mingfei looked left and right to make sure no one had noticed the red mark on his neck, then tugged at Na Du Tong's collar, still feeling uneasy.
I sat on an airport chair, waiting for Xu Si to arrive.
Zhang Chulan sat cross-legged with his eyes closed, resting.
Feng Baobao was pulled away by Liu Yanyan.
Before long, Xu Si and Xu San came over.
Xu Si, hands in his pockets, strode toward Lu Mingfei with an air of indifference.
He noticed the red mark on Lu Mingfei's neck, a palm-sized patch, and immediately felt something was off.
Lu Mingfei has been staying at the villa all this time, so it's impossible for anyone to lay a hand on him.
She waved to Feng Baobao, who was waiting for Liu Yanyan to buy something not far away.
"Baby, do you know what the red mark on Lu Mingfei's neck is?"
"I know." Feng Baobao walked over while eating.
"What happened?"
"Liu Yanyan sucked it with her mouth."
"Oh... um?!" Xu Si stared wide-eyed in surprise, his eyes filled with deep confusion.
"This doesn't seem right... Did Liu Yanyan inhale it?" Xu Si repeated in disbelief.
Yes, that's right.
"Tell me more about it." Xu Si glanced at Lu Mingfei, who looked somewhat embarrassed, with a hint of curiosity, before his gaze returned to Feng Baobao.
"Oh, is that so? Liu Yanyan got drunk and grabbed Lu Mingfei and started taking a lot of drugs..." Feng Baobao described the whole story very briefly.
"It's too short, baby. You need to tell us the beginning, the middle, the climax, and the ending of the story," Xu Si said enthusiastically.
"Oh, yesterday, Liu Yanyan celebrated her discharge from the hospital..."
Xu Si nodded slowly, then looked at Zhang Chulan with a hint of sympathy. When he heard the exciting part, his eyes widened suddenly, and his expression began to change in a complicated way.
The story had just reached its climax when Xu San sternly stopped him.
"Enough, Xu Si, stop letting the baby talk about these disgusting things to satisfy your fetish!"
Xu San pushed up his glasses, pulled Feng Baobao to his side, and glared at Xu Si fiercely, as if afraid that she would be infected with the plague if she was a step too late.
"I haven't settled the score with you yet for the 18 moves of Awei that you taught the baby."
Xu Si subconsciously took a half step back from Xu San, "I'm just concerned about my good son Lu Mingfei, not letting the baby satisfy my fetish."
"So what are the Awei Eighteen Styles?"
Xu Si's eyes darted to the side, and he muttered to himself.
How should I know...?
To avoid Xu San's questioning, Xu Si quickly walked to Lu Mingfei's side.
"Let's go, Mingfei, I'll take you to Longhu Mountain to be a thug."
Lu Mingfei stood up, still trying to cover the red mark on his neck. Even though his physique had been greatly improved through Qi cultivation, it had not fully recovered.
"Fourth Brother, will the company reimburse me for this business trip?"
"It will definitely be reimbursed. Our travel expenses are a small part. The expenses after the Luotian Grand Ceremony at Longhu Mountain are the big part. What's this little bit?" Xu Si said casually.
Looking at Lu Mingfei's somewhat nervous expression, and then turning to look at Liu Yanyan's cheerful and lively personality, combined with the story Feng Baobao told, she realized that...
It gave me a very strange feeling.
It's not the feeling of your own pig stealing someone else's cabbage.
It's like... someone else's cabbage grows arms and legs and crawls out of the soil, finds its own honest pig, and rootes it up.
A sense of absurdity and strangeness filled Xu Si's mind.
not only that.
Considering Lu Mingfei's previous weak and submissive demeanor, and Liu Yanyan's forthright and assertive side, the balance of power between offense and defense is obvious.
Is this the kind of situation where Liu Yanyan lights a cigarette and comforts Lu Mingfei, who's crying under the covers?
If they add something fancy, I'm afraid...
Xu Si's ideas became increasingly bizarre, yet they felt remarkably consistent with reality.
Whether the cabbage gets eaten by the pig or the pig gets eaten by the cabbage, the outcome is generally good.
"Is Liu Yanyan going too?" Lu Mingfei asked curiously, looking at Liu Yanyan as they went through security.
“She’s part of the support staff, she’s coming with us,” Xu Si replied.
While he was responding to Lu Mingfei, Feng Baobao had already arrived at the security checkpoint.
She stood blankly in front of the security gate that was emitting a sharp alarm. Under the guidance of the security guard, she quickly and decisively pulled out a gleaming knife and pointed it at the guard.
The security guard snapped out of his daze and immediately called for security to lift Feng Baobao up, shaking out the loose-fitting clothes she was wearing.
Suddenly, the sound of sharp weapons clattering to the ground echoed from beneath Feng Baobao, as three or five sharp knives fell from her body.
"Take him away, take him away," the security guard said in a panic.
"Xu Si, remember to bail me out." Feng Baobao cooperated perfectly as the security guards helped her away, and then she called out to Xu Si with practiced ease.
Lu Mingfei stared wide-eyed in surprise.
"Carrying a knife through security and still being able to talk about getting someone out of trouble with a straight face, Bao'er, you're just too naive!"
Xu Si awkwardly slapped his head.
"I forgot to pack the baby's things."
After some twists and turns, Feng Baobao was successfully rescued.
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