Even with his face buried in the mud, Zhang Chulan couldn't help but raise his ears to listen carefully.

During the past few days of training, they never saw Feng Baobao use any special moves; it was as if it were just instinct, and all her attacks were basic attacks.

“This move is called ‘Pushing the Cart’!” Feng Baobao’s emotionless voice came from not far away.

"what?"

"what?"

Lu Mingfei, who was standing in front of Feng Baobao, and Zhang Chulan, whose face was buried in the ground, both exclaimed in surprise at the same time.

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, unable to believe what he was hearing. This word had actually come out of Feng Baobao's mouth.

Before he could even unleash the Golden Light Mantra, Feng Baobao's palm struck his chest, and a tremendous force slammed into him, sending him flying backward.

"Plop—" Lu Mingfei fell to the ground, face up, his expression still showing a black man's question mark face.

The doubts in my heart even outweighed the pain of being slapped.

Zhang Chulan raised his head from the ground and looked in Feng Baobao's direction.

He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Feng Baobao had simply clapped her hands.

Then, he saw and heard something that shocked him once again.

Feng Baobao suddenly leaped into the air, crossed her legs, and crashed down on Lu Mingfei, who was in a daze.

"This move is called 'Guanyin Sitting on a Lotus'!"

Lu Mingfei was even more bewildered than before. Such vulgar language actually came from Feng Baobao's mouth. It was as if... as if... He had to think carefully about how to describe this kind of bizarre thing.

Zhang Chulan reacted quickly, pulling Lu Mingfei away from the ground, who was still thinking about the analogy and was about to be broken by Feng Baobao's sitting.

With a loud bang, Feng Baobao crashed into the ground, instantly creating a large crater. If it were an ordinary person, they would probably have been "sat" in two.

Zhang Chulan's lips twitched. "Stop, Bao'er, that's enough, Bao'er."

He stopped Feng Baobao from continuing her attack.

"Sister Bao'er, where did you learn all those moves from?"

Zhang Chulan was certain that Feng Baobao didn't watch Japanese adult films, but who taught her to watch them?

"Oh, this one, Xu Si, the name of the move he came up with for me is called Awei's Eighteen Styles, all of it without any discounts."

Lu Mingfei and Zhang Chulan were not surprised at all.

The two exchanged a glance.

He silently took out his phone.

The only one who can deal with Xu Si is Xu San.

After a phone call.

Xu Si let out a sharp, explosive sound, and it is said that the entire Na Du Tong branch heard Xu Si's scream.

Chapter 24 I Have a Friend (Please continue reading)

Lu Mingfei and Zhang Chulan looked at each other in bewilderment.

The two strongly suspected that Feng Baobao's moves were Xu Si's perverse sense of humor.

Even the knife in her hand had the exact same name as some kind of "kidney bag".

Lu Mingfei lay on the ground and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the farce just now prevented Feng Baobao from continuing her attack on him, allowing him to relax.

Zhang Chulan confirmed over the phone that it really was Xu Si's twisted sense of humor.

Looking at Feng Baobao's innocent expression as she solemnly performs the Eighteen Styles of Awei, there is a strong sense of incongruity.

He sat down next to Lu Mingfei, silently lit a cigarette, and began puffing away again.

Lu Mingfei actually has a lot of respect for Zhang Chulan.

He obtained some information about Zhang Chulan from Xu Si.

Zhang Chulan was the focus of attention in the world of supernatural beings for many years, but in the end, everyone agreed that he was just an ordinary person, including the company that owns Na Du Tong.

He even managed to deceive the eyes of the All-Tong Company; if it weren't for the Quanxing attack, he would have lived as an "ordinary person" under everyone's noses.

That attack exposed Zhang Chulan's ability to use the Golden Light Spell and Thunder Magic.

This once again embroiled Zhang Chulan in the controversy surrounding the Eight Extraordinary Techniques.

Lu Mingfei was impressed that Zhang Chulan was able to successfully disguise himself under the watchful eyes of so many people.

Especially when they knew the other person was under ten years old, they began this disguise.

For more than ten years, he has remained steadfast in this commitment.

“…” Zhang Chulan looked at Feng Baobao, who was sharpening a knife, with a calm gaze.

Lu Mingfei knew that Zhang Chulan was very smart, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to successfully disguise himself under the watchful eyes of so many people.

As Zhang Chulan's peer, and especially given Zhang Chulan's easygoing nature, he was less wary of Zhang Chulan. Without a true friend, he subconsciously treated Zhang Chulan as a friend.

The main problem is that he didn't have many classmates he had met before who he could truly be sincere with.

The first one to be targeted was Zhao Menghua, who was arrogant and bossy.

Secondly, there were his underlings.

As for his female friends... because he had offended Su Xiaoqiang with his previous nonsense, they were initially just bad friends, and he only had himself to blame.

Chen Wenwen... He is essentially her emotional confidant, someone she can pour out her heart to without worrying about secrets being leaked. Just as Zhang Chulan analyzed, he is merely Chen Wenwen's "tool" for confiding, a tool that she can use when needed and ignore when not needed, even if it gathers dust.

As for Nuonuo, Zhang Chulan said that she probably has some kind of profiling ability. She's not a bad person, just a bit quirky and a little bit of a green tea bit.

When I first heard Zhang Chulan's analysis, I was immediately annoyed and retorted.

But... Zhang Chulan was merely stating the facts.

It involves the image that Lu Mingfei has formed in his mind through the filter of his memories, and he has some conditioned reflexes.

Think about it carefully. Between a girl you may never have, and a friend who stays by your side and helps you analyze the situation, even if Lu Mingfei were under a spell, he would know which choice to make.

girl......

It could absolutely not be a girl.

He could only remain at the stage of his failed attempt at being a "yellow-haired boy".

After Zhang Chulan's thorough analysis, his trust in Zhang Chulan increased by 5 points...

"Old Zhang, I have something to ask you," Lu Mingfei said.

He had been keeping this question in his heart for a long time; it was about the little boy, Lu Mingze.

A little boy suddenly appears, saying he will give him strength, but he only needs a quarter of his life, which makes him feel a little panicked.

I want to talk to someone to calm my uneasy mind.

If you ask Xu Si, he'll probably start by mocking you before even starting to solve the problem. He'll continue mocking you while solving the problem, and he'll feel embarrassed and ashamed. So, I'd definitely rule out Xu Si.

As someone the same age as him, Zhang Chulan naturally became the obvious choice.

As for himself, the main reason is that he has too little experience and has not experienced many things that have taught him a lesson.

As a result, he was unable to face and solve many unexpected problems. Coupled with his cowardly personality, he often avoided problems that needed to be addressed, which fostered his useless nature.

I don't know how to deal with Lu Mingze.

"Go ahead and ask. As long as it doesn't involve questions I can't answer, I can answer them." Zhang Chulan finished smoking and looked at Lu Mingfei seriously.

He had gotten used to helping Lu Mingfei analyze things, and quickly adjusted to a state of listening and thinking.

For him, Lu Mingfei's mentality was more like that of his peers, and understanding the mentality of his peers would not do him any harm.

"Can I see your virginity mark?" Lu Mingfei said with a wicked grin.

"Holy crap!" Zhang Chulan exclaimed in surprise, squeezing his legs together and involuntarily backing away. "Are you a pervert? What's so interesting about this? Besides, don't you have one yourself?"

"I'm just a little curious..."

Before Lu Mingfei could finish speaking, Zhang Chulan interrupted him.

"Screw your curiosity, go play with your balls!" Zhang Chulan's face was tense, his lips drooping, and he looked at Lu Mingfei with disdain.

"Tch..." Lu Mingfei tried to lighten the mood, thinking about how to ask Lu Mingze a question.

You can't just come up and ask, "There's a golden-eyed brat who claims to be my brother and can give me invincible power, but only by consuming a quarter of my life. I'd like to hear your opinion."

"Old Zhang, if you had invincible power right now, what would you do?" Lu Mingfei had grown a bit since following Zhang Chulan, and was no longer the naive newbie who would blurt out everything if Zhang Chulan asked him a question.

Mainly, he knew that Zhang Chulan couldn't beat him right now, so he became a little smug.

"Invincible?" Zhang Chulan squinted at Lu Mingfei after hearing this, giving him an expression that said, "Are you sure you're not talking about yourself?"

"Correct."

“…” Zhang Chulan thought for a moment, then turned to look at Lu Mingfei, “I need to clarify some things, about the definition of this invincibility.”

Zhang Chulan paused for a moment and then continued, "First of all, is there a time limit to invincibility?"

Lu Mingfei hadn't thought of that.

"Yes, there's no time limit for calculation."

"Are there any limitations? Don't let him be like Superman, weakened by Kryptonite, nearly killed by Batman in a fight, or hated by the will of Earth after becoming invincible, ejected into outer space by volcanic lava and rendered unable to think, or lose all his hair and worldly desires, or lose his wife and daughter and wander the multiverse searching for enemies..."

Zhang Chulan listed a whole bunch of conditions.

A flood of information rushed into Lu Mingfei's brain, causing it to momentarily freeze.

He had never thought about this question. He didn't know how many abilities Lu Mingze had. The abilities he had shown were three: the first was that he had created some kind of space that separated the inside from the outside, and the flow of time was different; the second was that he had been given the ability of the Mirror Eye; and the third was that he could invade dreams.

Some of the conditions Zhang Chulan mentioned were things he had never heard of before.

"No, there are no restrictions. In short, I'm invincible," Lu Mingfei replied, sounding unsure of himself.

"I see." Zhang Chulan thought about it seriously for a long time, then gave up and instead curled his lips into a smirk and narrowed his eyes.

"Hehehe..." He started showing his lewd smile again, drooling as he spoke, his fingers moving rhythmically in mid-air.

"Hahaha, I'm invincible, why would I care about all this nonsense? I don't eat beef, I'm going to become the happiest man in the world, I'm going to build a harem, become the richest man in the world, and become the most joyful man in the universe."

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