Besides Chen Duo, two of the remaining three were rather burly.
Compared to Xiao Zizai and Hei Guan, Honey Badger would definitely choose the one who looks slightly less capable.
Seeing that he pointed at Zhou Fengliu again, he said:
"Hey you in the middle, what are you looking at! It's you! I've been wanting to get rid of you for ages! Come out... let's fight one-on-one."
Upon hearing this, before Zhou Fengliu could react, Wang Zhenqiu burst into even louder laughter.
seriously.
He didn't want to steal the spotlight.
But I just couldn't resist.
The poor honey badger spent ages choosing... and finally picked the strongest one...
Chapter 379 Xiao Zizai: Dinner's ready! (Second update)
Zhou Fengliu was somewhat surprised by the honey badger's seemingly correct choice.
"Me? Are you sure?"
Zhou Fengliu asked the honey badger in return.
"Ugh! You..."
Before the honey badger could finish speaking, Zhou Fengliu manipulated the surrounding airflow, applying pressure towards it.
As a gust of wind swept across the surrounding area, the honey badger instantly felt an invisible pressure pressing directly against his face.
Under this pressure, he felt that every breath he took was so difficult.
what happened?
The honey badger looked at Zhou Fengliu.
For some reason, Zhou Fengliu, who had seemed completely unremarkable just moments before, now exuded an aura as powerful as the deep sea before a storm...
The giant waves surged and crashed, like a gaping maw of an abyss, trying to swallow his lone boat...
Damn it...
What monster did I pick this time?
Cold sweat poured down the honey badger's forehead. He desperately wanted to say something, but the words wouldn't come out.
"You... take better care of your health, look how thin you've become... I can't even stand the sight of you! I would feel ashamed to fight you one-on-one."
With his persistent efforts, he finally managed to squeeze out a broken sentence from his throat.
Hearing such heartfelt words, Zhou Fengliu, a man of principle, gave the honey badger a chance to choose again.
He entrusted the opportunity to kill the gambling king to either Hei Guan or Xiao Zi.
Without the pressure he exerted, the honey badger's breathing became much easier.
...
sloppy.
Having recovered, the honey badger no longer dared to underestimate the group in front of it.
Even the two thinnest and shortest are in such danger...
What kind of fight could those other two burly men possibly have?
The honey badger says he's a pervert, but he's not stupid.
He was already considering backing down, but unfortunately... he was now in a difficult situation.
...
"Honey badger! Hurry up, you bastard! Stop dawdling and being so picky, are you scared?"
"We're still waiting to see the betting!"
"Honey badger! If you're going to chicken out, then you don't need to stay at the market anymore, really..."
The constant urging from onlookers at the bustling market forced the honey badger to persevere.
If he doesn't win against one of them today, he'll become the laughingstock of the entire market.
Bad luck...
Honey Badger frowned, and then hesitated between Xiao Zizai and Black Pipe for a while.
The one wearing glasses... seems like he'd be easier to hit, right?
It's him!
After making his choice, Honey Badger felt that Xiao Zizai, who wore glasses, seemed easier to hit than Black Pipe, who had a muscular build, so he pointed at Xiao Zizai and said:
"It's you... Four-Eyes, come out and fight me one-on-one."
Xiao Zizai smiled when he heard that the honey badger had chosen him.
Is it time to start eating?
Was this the first meal I ate after arriving on the island?
Xiao Zizai looked at the honey badger, then put down his backpack.
Although honey badgers are not a great ingredient, he says he has the ability to cook them into delicious dishes.
"Very good...I will savor your taste."
As Xiao Zizai spoke, he pulled several useful items from his backpack: a small ventilator, glucose...
Seeing Xiao Zizai take out these items, Zhou Fengliu raised an eyebrow and then said:
"Old Xiao... don't you find it heavy?"
"I have to bring my tools of the trade, no matter how heavy they are... Please wait for me a moment, I'll be there as soon as possible."
Xiao Zizai methodically organized his equipment, then fixed his gaze on the honey badger.
"bring it on..."
Faced with the gentle Xiao Zizai, the honey badger felt that he had made the right choice this time.
At least they weren't as terrifying as those two from before...
"You charlatan... take this honey badger flying kick!" The honey badger took three steps at a time, ready to deliver a flying kick to Xiao Zizai.
However, in Xiao Zizai's eyes, his flying kick was indeed not fast enough.
Before his foot could even reach the other person's face, Lao Xiao grabbed his ankle.
"That's it, buddy..."
Xiao Zizai cleanly and decisively kicked the honey badger's calf, which it was using for support.
As the honey badger fell unconsciously due to inertia, he kicked it hard on the side of its knee.
click -
With a dull thud, the honey badger's right leg was instantly crippled, making it very difficult for him to even stand.
The saying goes, "Strike while the iron is hot."
Xiao Zizai didn't give the honey badger any time to react, breaking several of its other joints in less than two and a half minutes.
Although it was a person, it was handled as if it were food.
Throughout the entire process, he acted as if he had been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years—clean, efficient, and devoid of emotion.
"Alright... let's begin the main event."
"Old...Old Zhou, you guys wait for me for a moment...I'll be right there." Xiao Zizai informed Zhou Fengliu and the others in advance.
He doesn't want his meal to be disturbed by others, especially his own family, so it's necessary to inform them in advance.
"Ah."
...
After a long period of busy work, Xiao Zizai finally found a slightly quiet corner and prepared to enjoy his appetizer.
He first tore off the honey badger's clothes in front of a group of market enthusiasts and tied it to a pillar.
"Holy shit! What the hell are you trying to do?!"
The honey badger, feeling the cool breeze on its testicles, instantly snapped out of its physical pain.
"Although there are quite a few people and time is limited, I hope you can hang in there a little longer. Don't worry, I will treat my first ingredient on the island very gently..."
As he spoke, Xiao Zizai finished putting a small ventilator on the honey badger and injecting glucose. Then, holding a small knife, he slowly dissected the honey badger's body.
...
"I thought honey badgers and venomous diseases were already weird enough, but I never imagined there would be someone even weirder than them!"
"Whose subordinate is this?"
What is he going to do? Torture him to death little by little?
"That poor honey badger really risked his life..."
"This is so much fun! It's so much fun!"
Many curious people strolling around the market followed Xiao Zizai and watched the live broadcast.
Although most of them had taken many lives, the sight of such a bloody and perverse scene still caused them some physical discomfort.
...
In the moment of enjoying the food, everything around seems so discordant.
The sounds around him made Xiao Zizai very unhappy.
"If you don't want to be next, get the hell out of here."
...
Old Xiao was very happy that he could start serving meals.
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