Under One Person: I, Jiaqian Jushi, work from nine to five

100% guaranteed to flow like a torrent?

What kind of skill is that?

Zhou Fengliu frowned slightly.

For some reason... whenever he heard the words "100%", he always had a feeling that this skill... was definitely not weak.

[100% guaranteed to flow smoothly]

[This is an active skill. As soon as the user activates the skill, the carbon-based life form they see will immediately feel an urge to defecate... and experience uncontrollable diarrhea.]

hiss--

After reading the skill description, Zhou Fengliu fell into a long silence.

This... should be considered a conceptual technique, right?

But this concept technology... is a bit, a bit difficult for him to handle.

As the saying goes, holding in your pee allows you to travel a thousand miles, but diarrhea makes it hard to take a single step...

Although superhumans possess physical abilities that surpass those of ordinary people in some aspects, they still need to eat and excrete...

The phrase "100% guaranteed to flow like a torrent" and the description of this carbon-based life form already indicate that this skill is something that ordinary people cannot resist.

Zhou Fengliu briefly imagined a scene.

The earth crumbled, the sky shattered, and as a group of experts from the supernatural world prepared to attack him, he cast a single "Chow Tussauds" glance, instantly causing all who looked upon him to feel a sense of dread...

In such a tense moment, they tried to hold back with serious expressions, but in the face of conceptual techniques, their anuses were like a flood that could not be stopped.

boom--

As one person rushed to the restroom, the others forgot about the potential for murder and focused solely on relieving themselves. A few who were slower couldn't hold it in...

hiss--

This scene is so beautiful, it's unimaginable.

The image in Zhou Fengliu's mind was truly that of Kun Taimei; if he thought about it for too long, he would explode.

You could say this skill is indeed a strong control ability, but it's just... a bit inhumane... it's more of a cheat skill.

Well, this kind of group control might come in handy in the future.

Zhou Fengliu shook his head and prepared to change his clothes and leave work.

As soon as he stepped out of the office, he saw Fu Rong, who had also changed her clothes, walking towards him from a distance.

"Rongza, what are we having for dinner?"

Zhou Fengliu asked a question.

"Eat, eat, all you know is eating..." Fu Rong retorted when she heard Zhou Fengliu say that.

Fu Rong was suffering inside, but she didn't say anything.

She thought that coming to work in South China would mean she wouldn't have to cook every day anymore, but... she was wrong. After returning from Southeast Asia, Zhou Fengliu had her move into the "Da Zhou Manor" and take care of all three meals.

She was initially furious and ready to resolutely reject Zhou Fengliu, but... after seeing the "Great Zhou Manor" and the stack of money for three meals a day, she held back.

Nobody can turn down money...

"I did pay."

Hearing Zhou Fengliu say that, Fu Rong also snorted coldly:

"Don't I have to go grocery shopping? Where are your car keys? I'll be going grocery shopping with Master Lingyu and the others in a bit."

"The car? Let's go find Teacher Tao, she's a driver now..." Zhou Fengliu thought for a moment, then said.

Yes.

That's right.

After traveling through time, Manager Zhou finally picked up his car. In fact, before going to Tangmen, he had ordered several new cars as company benefits for outstanding employees in South China.

One of these cars is his current ride, a black Audi A8. He originally wanted to switch to a Maybach; after all, a Maybach on a rainy night, on an elevated highway, looks pretty cool...

But then I thought it was too high-profile. I'll make other plans after he's on the board...

...

P.S.: I'm asking for anything every day, please give me some, my godfathers.

Chapter 344 Two Babies in Three Years? (First Update)

Zhou Fengliu and Fu Rong walked out. At the end of the corridor was Tao Tao's personnel file room, and Tao Tao had just come out of the file room.

She yawned and couldn't help but sigh inwardly, thinking how wonderful it was to live each day like this.

In terms of salary, besides the high salary in South China, he also receives a basic salary from the Tang Clan, essentially earning two incomes at once...

As for accommodation, she used to live in the teachers' dormitory at Tangmen, but now she's staying at "Da Zhou Manor".

Although I paid some rent, the environment here is completely different.

As for benefits... she was very satisfied with the generous welfare benefits in South China...

With a low workload and the ability to slack off at work, where else could she find such a job? In less than a month, she was so happy that she almost forgot about home.

"Teacher Tao, shall we go grocery shopping together?"

Upon seeing Tao Tao emerge, Fu Rong asked.

"Okay... I'll drive?" Tao Tao understood what Fu Rong meant by asking her that question and asked back.

"it is good..."

Fu Rong and Tao Tao went to buy groceries, while Zhang Lingyu was reluctant to go along, so she returned to "Da Zhou Manor" with Zhou Fengliu and Chen Duo first.

...

Zhou Fengliu was driving, with Zhang Lingyu in the passenger seat and Chen Duo in the back seat looking out the window, seemingly lost in thought.

"Tianxia Group's branch office has been established in Guangzhou... Should we go and take a look in the next couple of days?"

Zhang Lingyu, who was in the passenger seat, was wearing a uniform from Na Du Tong and was talking to Zhou Fengliu about work from time to time.

"Ayu, let's not talk about work after work. Rather than whether or not to go to the Tianxiahui (a martial arts organization), I'd like to know when you're going to find some time to get your driver's license..."

Zhou Fengliu slowly spoke, one hand on the steering wheel.

“I think we should still go, right? After all, Feng Zhenghao is one of the Ten Elders, so it would be good for him to show his face. Are you going? If you're not going... I can take some people with me.”

Zhang Lingyu ignored Zhou Fengliu's suggestion that he get a driver's license and continued talking to himself.

"..."

Seeing that Zhang Lingyu was still talking about work, Zhou Fengliu remained silent for two seconds.

Hmm.

Previously a righteous and honorable disciple of the Celestial Master, he has now become a pillar of strength in South China.

All he talks about is work...

"If you want to go, then go ahead, but I reckon they might come over in the next couple of days..."

Zhou Fengliu replied with a single sentence: "Zhang Lingyu."

"Hmm...okay, I'll make arrangements for tomorrow."

"Okay... So, Master Ayu, when are you planning to get your driver's license?"

Listening to Zhou Fengliu's words, Zhang Lingyu continued to ignore the message...

...

Just as Zhou Fengliu and the others were returning home, the Feng siblings drove up to the villa area where Zhou Fengliu lived.

"Sis, you'd better seize this opportunity."

In the car, Feng Xingtong, who could do somersaults, sat in the passenger seat and looked at Feng Shayan, emphasizing...

"What opportunity are we seizing? We're here simply to pay a visit... Our Tianxiahui branch is about to be established in Guangzhou, so it's perfectly normal for us to visit him, the head of the South China region."

Feng Shayan emphasized this point.

"Oh..." Hearing Feng Shayan's emphasis, Feng Xingtong seemed to see through Feng Shayan's thoughts and asked:

"So...why didn't we go during my brother-in-law's working hours? Why did we have to go right after he got off work, and at his house..."

Feng Xingtong's words were clearly a question to her older sister: You didn't come here to discuss business...

Sand Swallow: "..."

"When did you become so talkative? I can go whenever I want... It's none of your business! Let me tell you, don't talk nonsense when you get there, or I'll send you to dig a hole in Africa..."

Seeing that Feng Shayan was going to send him to Africa to dig a hole again, Feng Xingtong sighed.

"Sis, look... you've broken down again."

"If you want to see your brother-in-law to chat about some personal matters, just say so openly. Before we came to South China, Dad praised your brother-in-law to my face, saying how successful he's been doing there lately... I could tell from the look in his eyes when he looked at you..."

"He's really hoping you and your brother-in-law will have two children in three years..."

Feng Xingtong said that he came to South China with Feng Shayan to act as an informant for Feng Zhenghao.

...

"get off."

Before Feng Xingtong could finish speaking, Feng Shayan interrupted him.

"what?"

"I told you to get off the bus..."

"No... Sis, it's quite a distance from here to your husband's house. You don't expect me to walk all the way, do you?"

"If you don't want to go over there, then shut your mouth."

"Okay, I won't say anything more. Let's see what you do, sis."

Seeing that her older sister was showing signs of breaking down, Feng Xingtong obediently shut her mouth.