Her golden hair shimmered softly in the moonlight, cascading down like a waterfall in the gentle breeze. Her fair skin seemed to glow with a faint luminescence, and she wore a light green robe embroidered with delicate silver patterns, exuding both nobility and naturalness.
She stared in astonishment at the corpse of the evil insect, split vertically in two, and at Xue Lude, who now looked like an armored warrior. She tilted her head in confusion: "Did the hero summoning ritual succeed again?"
"Yes, Lady Annie, after 16 years, we have successfully summoned a new hero once again!" The girl stood up, grasped Xue Dinglu's hand, and said.
Upon seeing the elven girl, the hero seemed to go mad.
"Ani, it's Ani! She's alright, still alive, that's good, that's good. Has 16 years already? My seal should have loosened by now, right? But Ani is still so young, the kingdom should be alright too, right?"
In the space of consciousness, the brave uncle spoke eloquently.
He finally met a familiar face, a former member of the Hero Squad.
Although sixteen years have passed in this world, it feels like the hero has been here in the blink of an eye.
Only Xue's Law sensed that something was wrong.
He had just transmigrated when he encountered six girls who needed his help. A giant evil insect rose from the ground, and then a cool elf came to his aid. What kind of otherworldly toilet paper-like development is this?
He glanced at the corpse of the evil insect and used the panel's function to record the details of the corpse.
He suddenly noticed that the corpses of the evil insects had many man-made wounds...
Perhaps this was originally just a "beauty saves the hero" scene, but he was too fast, killing the villain in a single frame, which is why this situation occurred.
Low-level tactics.
"Ha, sorry." The elven archer named Annie put the arrows back into the quiver, came to Xue Dinglu's side, and said with a smile, "However, since you are a hero, I, as a former member of the hero's team, cannot ignore you."
"From now on, I will be your teacher, the teacher who will help you understand this world." The elven girl approached him very familiarly, almost to the point of sticking to Xue's Law.
……
"Ah, 16 years have passed, and she hasn't changed at all, neither in appearance nor in personality. She's still just as stupid as before." In the consciousness space, the brave uncle looked nostalgically at the elven archer who was constantly pestering Xue Luding.
He sighed, seemingly reminiscing about his lost youth.
A dilapidated carriage was moving forward on a muddy path.
Inside the carriage, the elven girl, quite familiar with Xue Luding, snuggled up to him and began introducing him to some common knowledge about this world. Whether intentionally or unintentionally, her cool clothing and smooth skin would occasionally brush against Xue Luding.
There were several other girls in the cramped carriage, and Xue Dinglu had nowhere to hide.
He could only look up at the sky, at five moons, most of which shone with an alluring red hue.
There are so many satellites in this other world.
After he removed his armor, the elven girl's eyes seemed to light up instantly, and she clung to him even more tightly, as if she wanted to stuff Xue Luding's arm into her meager bosom.
"Hmm? Ah Xue, I feel the power of love!" The brave uncle suddenly said to Xue, "Ani, and other girls, they all seem to have fallen in love with you!"
Xue's Law: "..."
"Uncle, didn't you notice?" Xue Dinglu was speechless for a long time, but finally couldn't help but speak up.
"What did you see?"
"That evil worm was released by someone. Its body is covered with man-made wounds and rope marks..." Xue Dinglu said, recounting the information he had gathered. At this moment, he was extremely vigilant and said to the foolish old man, "Uncle, you're too attached to appearances."
"And didn't you notice? Isn't this elf lady's attitude towards me exactly the same as the attitude of other women towards you when you first came to this world?"
Xue Law laughed. This world is indeed crazy enough. The newly arrived hero already has seven women throwing themselves at him.
It's even crazier than ancient Greece!
“She doesn’t love me, she just wants to sleep with me, old man.” Xue Law mocked the brave old man. “Your understanding of love is too shallow. This is not love, it’s just naked desire, and perhaps it’s mixed with the master’s mission.”
The brave uncle was stunned for a moment. He had indeed only sensed a small amount of love power, barely reaching level 1. He recalled the scene of his first meeting with his lover, Katarina, which was exactly the same as now!
At this moment, just as at that moment.
Furthermore, the power of love that his lover, Catelan, gave him back then was exactly the same as the power that Annie has now, barely reaching level 1!
Chapter 77 Why Does the Centenarian Elf Act Like a Virgin?
In the sacred magical kingdom, in the royal palace, the Elf King and the King sat facing each other.
"The hero has been successfully summoned. As agreed, this time the hero should belong to the Elf race." The Elf King's chess piece was placed on the chessboard, and he looked at the king with a smile.
“It certainly belongs to you, but if the hero has other ideas, we should respect them. After all, the kingdom's secret medicine is running out. Eat!” The king ate the Elf King's piece.
"I believe in Ani's abilities. She is the most charming girl, my most beloved daughter, and she will be the next Elf King. Eat!" The Elf King ate the King's piece, but when he put the piece in the box, he accidentally dropped it on the ground.
"According to the kingdom's rules, you've already lost this game," the king said, pointing to the fallen chess piece with a smile.
He seemed to be talking about the chess game, or perhaps something else entirely.
……
"The seal of the previous hero was not perfect. In the sixth year, the aura of the evil god began to leak out uncontrollably, polluting the original plants and animals around it and turning them into monsters."
"Therefore, our former hero squad came up with another way: using the remaining remnants of the holy sword to transfer and suppress the evil god, and reinforced the original seal with multiple layers of seals, which finally stabilized the situation."
"Even a small amount of leaked aura has completely polluted the eastern forest. Now the entire eastern defense line has fallen, and the army has been devoured by the surging horde of demonic beasts. We must return to the capital as quickly as possible and request reinforcements."
The elven girl kept introducing the world situation. While Xue Luding was thinking and analyzing the information, she noticed that Xue Luding did not stop her but only shrank back. Her actions became bolder.
"It's my fault, damn it, my seal wasn't done properly. I only intended to use it temporarily, and then I called my comrades from headquarters... Has the entire eastern forest fallen? The territory for human survival has shrunk again. It's my fault..."
Before Xue Daolu could even speak, the brave uncle started wallowing in self-pity again. He seemed to want to take all the blame upon himself so that he could feel better. This easygoing personality of his was giving Xue Daolu a headache.
"May I ask, where has the seal of the evil god been moved to?" Xue Dinglu looked at the elven girl and asked for the most crucial information.
"Uh, hehehe!" The elf chuckled and scratched the back of his head, saying, "I don't know, after all, I was only in charge of the first half of the transfer, and the second half of the journey was handled by Catalan, oh, the former hero's wife."
Xue Luding rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on. He looked at the information the elf had given him in his notebook, which was practically rubbish, with very little usable information, and most likely it was fake.
"So my task is simply to kill the evil god?" Xue asked the centenarian elf, who was still fidgeting, silently pulling his hand out of her bosom.
“No, the seal on the evil god can still hold. The most important thing now is to clear out the monsters and disasters in the eastern forest. Also, your strength is not up to par, so we need to form a new hero team for you and give you special training.” The elven girl practically clung to Xue Luding, completely abandoning any pretense.
Xue Dinglu ignored him and silently closed his eyes, leaning against the bumpy carriage.
In his consciousness, he was passionately bickering with the brave uncle.
"It's increased, Ah Xue. Your thinking is too extreme. Ani's love power for you has now reached the peak of the first tier and is about to break through to the second tier. She must have truly fallen in love with you. Believe me." The brave uncle kept saying, looking at the feedback brought by his beloved holy sword.
He seemed genuinely interested in bringing Xue Lude and this centenarian spirit together.
No, he probably wanted to match Xue Lude with any woman, as long as Xue Lude could pull out his beloved holy sword.
"Then why don't they just use the beacon you left behind? Surely you didn't teach them how to use it?" Xue Dinglu retorted sarcastically.
The old man fell silent instantly. He had taught the rest of the hero's team how to use the beacon, so all the disasters in this world could actually be solved simply by using that beacon.
But... he really couldn't understand why Kaiya and the others didn't use it...
According to the girls at the launch ceremony, the kingdom has been using the "Hero Summoning" spell for ten years without stopping, and only today did they successfully summon Xue's Law.
Xue Law didn't blame the brave uncle. He hadn't seen much darkness in his world. At this moment, he was like an old man who couldn't believe reality after being scammed, because his whole life had been left here. If this was just a scam, then his life was a joke.
Therefore, even if it's fake, he can only believe it's all true, otherwise he would be too pitiful.
However, based on the existing intelligence, he may already know the methods used in this world.
The old undead taught him to use power, and the great sage taught him to collect, organize, and analyze intelligence, turning all the intelligence advantages into his own victory.
Now, all he needs to do is find the transferred seal of the evil god, and then he can begin his operation.
"Uncle, let's make a bet." Xue Dinglu came to the panel and opened the "Prophecy Module" that the Great Sage had given him.
That was a function that allowed him to directly view "history" and obtain information, provided by the ancient Greek prophetic witch. It had extremely serious side effects, and he didn't plan to use it now. Instead, he would use it when he was searching for the evil god after he had the information.
"What kind of bet?"
“It’s simple. I guess that after we arrive in the capital, this elf will definitely try every means to establish a relationship with me. Whether it’s a royal marriage or a miracle, she will forcefully bind me to her, just like you and your ‘lover’,” Xue Dinglu said.
In the hero's memory, he was won over by the female mage on the second day, and they became legally engaged on the third day.
"Then the second step is that she will try every means to get into my bed." Xue Dinglu held up his finger and made a number "two". "Whether it's a night raid, drugging, or using methods I can't think of, these are all means to achieve her goal."
The brave uncle was stunned; the scene felt too familiar.
"The third step is that she will become pregnant with my child. At this time, she will suddenly discover the location of the evil god's seal, so we will go together to deal with the evil god."
Xue Dinglu smiled and pointed to four: "In the fourth step, she will return to the kingdom pregnant, while the hero will die in the battle against the evil god."
For every step Xue's Law takes, Uncle Brave takes a step back.
"Then what is their purpose in doing this? They must have had a purpose in going to such lengths, right?" The brave uncle seemed to want to make one last attempt.
"Purpose? You've already left this world; their purpose is everything you have!" He wanted to use facts to show the naive, brave uncle the true face of this world.
"Let's make a bet. The loser has to drink a whole can of Coke in one go!" Xue Dinglu said with a smile, pointing to the Coke on the ground.
Chapter 78 The Hero's debt of gratitude is still unpaid
After a night's journey, the carriage arrived in the capital.
The elven girl kept comforting Xue Luding while preparing to go to the palace to report to the king.
On this continent, elves, humans, and dwarves are in complete alliance, their relationship so good that humans can be seen everywhere in the elven forests, while many elves or half-elves roam the human capital.
Xue Ludao waited in the carriage, feeling the lingering fragrance of the elven girl on his left hand. He reached out, wiped away the remaining sweat from his left hand, and placed it on the tip of his tongue.
A cruel smile spread across his lips.
It smells like a lie, old elf.
The old thing's panel started working, and lines of text popped up.
[Sweat and dander from an unknown subhuman race, containing trace amounts of aphrodisiac components, a unique glandular scent, and a small amount of the genetic code of the hero Lot...]
[Reverse DNA processing in progress... Test complete. A wondrous subhuman. Her genes are currently reproductively isolated from yours, but she can acquire your genes to alter her own traits, adapt herself to your genes, completely transform into your form, and break through reproductive isolation to give birth to your offspring...]
[Unknown contamination; this subhuman race contains 3% of the genetic code of the hero Lot...]
Xue Lu laughed. If he remembered correctly, the hero's "lover," the princess of Catalana, was a half-elf, right?
"What a crazy world..." Xue Luding looked at the sky. Since even the skin flakes of this elven archer had the genetic code of the hero uncle, the other members of the hero team should have it too.
The hero's corpse may have found a whole new use...
The city walls were covered with vines, and crows circled in the sky.
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