This time, however, it's purely for advertising purposes.
However, if those freaks from that world were to appear, even an 18+ website would probably not pass censorship.
So we need to have some harmony, so that those grotesque shapes are at most similar to zombies, but the original grotesque shapes are twisted like the product of various organs and pieces of flesh randomly pieced together. After all, they are just a special kind of soul life support pod. Anyway, no one is watching, so they can just grow as they please, which is why they are so strangely shaped.
"Let's use the story of the Titan civilization as the core and cut out a short story as a promotional advertisement," Xue Luding decided on the next steps.
……
So tonight, a video of over 100 minutes suddenly appeared under the account on TT that had been dormant for more than a month.
Originally, I only planned to cut out a short story, but after I started cutting, I found that it was not like that at all. I couldn't bear to cut out the Titan civilization and Old Grimm's watchful spirit, as well as the correspondence between the fairy tales and real-life stories interspersed in it.
So in the end, he accidentally cut too much, so he simply gave up and still edited it into this "movie" that was over a hundred minutes long.
Meanwhile, countless soft advertisements were secretly added to the program, all ultimately pointing to the opening of the guesthouse in the Silver Kingdom the day after tomorrow.
Although my account is mainly based on external websites, the advertising effect is only slightly better than nothing, but it should still save the people in the Silver Kingdom millions of advertising fees.
In any case, it should be of some use.
As a result, the video appeared on TT, and people who had previously followed the account flocked back to it.
"Finally updated! My great Sildenas."
"Quack, there must be a new beauty to see. I watched Captain America 4 in Hollywood a while ago, and it made my eyes go blind."
"Don't forget about Snow White and the Black Fish. They're just as thrilling. After watching Snow White, I went back and watched Venus and Hera in The Legend of the Condor Heroes dozens of times before I felt my eyesight, which had been damaged by the disease, was restored."
"That's Aphrodite, not Venus. Venus is a creation of those damned Roman barbarians!"
A large number of people flooded into the video's comment section, using it as a forum to vent their dissatisfaction with politically correct films.
Actually, the Xue Law account became popular because when it was posting "Tian Ting Ji," it was during the peak of the "correct movie" craze, and it gained popularity by referencing the handsome men and beautiful women of ancient Greece in the film.
And it's quite obvious that Xue's Law knows what they like to watch.
Advertising? Not a bad idea.
Thus, Xue's Law cut out all the beauty of the fairy tale world in the prologue: the generous witch who concocts magic potions, the sleeping silver princess, the little girl leading the big bad wolf, and the farm girl who makes bread from apples after communicating with Mr. Apple Tree.
And then there were the anxious female knight sisters in the thorny Silver Country, desperately rescuing the sleeping people inside.
At the very beginning of the film, Xue Lude showcases all the beauty of fairy tales and deliberately adds more close-ups to the girls who have a fairy-tale charm.
This scene once again sparked a heated discussion.
After all, a masterpiece called "Black Snow Princess" was released not long ago, and "Black Fish" was a "highlight" last year. Both of them are fairy tales, and these two works can be said to be flops, which aroused a lot of condemnation and dissatisfaction on TT.
Because after the box office flopped, the director still stubbornly claimed that the audience didn't understand aesthetics and that this was exactly what Snow White and the Little Mermaid looked like in the original story.
But Snow White and The Little Mermaid are both Danish stories, so you can't exactly say that "blackfish" is a Danish specialty, can you?
That means there were too many Black Demons thrown into the sea during the triangular trade, which led the Little Mermaid to believe that humans should have this kind of skin, and thus she transformed into a Black Demon.
But what about Black Snow Princess? You can't exactly say a Danish princess is Black, can you?
So recently, there has been a growing aversion to "correct" movies, dissatisfaction with the aesthetics of American leftists, and anger over the alteration of fairy tales. Basically, any video that criticizes "Snow White" and "Black Fish" gets a lot of views.
Even videos that don't offer any substantial content and are simply emotional outbursts, consisting entirely of "f*ck" and "sh*t" directed at these two "correct" fairy tale movies, have tens of thousands of views.
However, a brand new fantasy film has now emerged, and this one does not use the prefix "The Legend of the Heavenly Thunder," but rather "The Strange Adventures of Sildenas."
But all the longtime fans understood perfectly. The first thing they saw when they clicked on the screen was a silver dragon soaring through the sky, which then transformed into a generous and alluring witch.
Princess Silver slept amidst a crystal coffin and thorns, her skin white with a rosy glow, as pure and beautiful as snowflakes in a warm winter, making one instantly recognize her as a "princess of Denmark."
The little girl, led by the big bad wolf, looked towards the distant village from under her red hood. The adorable little cotton farmer once again caused a stir among the crowd.
In the deep sea, the little mermaids only use shells and scales to cover the vital parts of their bodies, happily singing songs composed in another world's language.
These beautiful scenes have caused foreign netizens, who are used to a history of political correctness, to erupt in sharp, shrill cries.
Clearly, Xue knew how to edit videos to maximize likes and views, so he chose the editing method that garnered the most comments. If he had started by editing the distorted and terrifying shape of the Lime Ship, the video's views would have been at least halved.
Unsurprisingly, this carefully edited fairytale adventure by Xue Dinglu became a viral sensation once again.
Xue's Law has essentially "eaten his fill of black traffic," thanks to the free traffic provided by politically correct groups.
In particular, comparing the Silver Princess with the recently popular "Black Snow Princess," and comparing the petite and adorable Little Mermaid with the "Black Mermaid" from a while ago, it's astonishing how different they are.
The beauty and charm of that fairytale world are something that no one can forget after just one glance.
Soon after a few minutes in a beautiful fairytale world, the scene shifts to the hellish landscape of the Lime Ship, and Xue's Law and Old Green's adventure in that twisted, zombie-like "grotesque" world.
This scene caused all the viewers who had just been controlling the big head with the small head to suddenly crack. Wasn't it just a beautiful fairy tale world? How did it suddenly feel like they had arrived in hell?
With this question in mind, they curiously continued watching...
……
Meanwhile, the clips of the beautiful fairy tale world edited using the reverse chronological order of Xue's Law have once again gone viral on the internet.
This time, the main reason for the viral success was the comparison between "Black Snow Princess" and "Black Fish".
After all, the director of "Black Snow Princess" recently released a video criticizing the audience, calling all those who criticized him "rednecks" who don't understand aesthetics.
This caused an uproar among countless people on the internet. After all, when it comes to aesthetics, it's mostly about personal taste rather than the big picture. If their personal taste disagrees, then it's absolutely unacceptable.
Of all the characters in "Black Snow Princess," only the wicked queen was somewhat watchable, and she was even portrayed as a comedic character in the film, which already planted a powder keg in the hearts of many viewers.
Clearly, Xue's Law absorbed this influx of traffic like crazy, instantly creating a buzz.
After all, the aesthetic of small heads controlling large heads has been the true mainstream since ancient Greece. This aesthetic is the same all over the world, whether it is ancient Greece, ancient India, ancient East Asia, or ancient Egypt... this aesthetic is largely the same.
Greek goddesses, Indian dancer sculptures, the Four Beauties of Ancient East Asia, and Cleopatra of Ancient Egypt all feature curvaceous figures with slender waists and prominent breasts, proving that aesthetic standards are at the same level regardless of race.
There are only slight differences; some places prefer slightly chubby women, while others prefer them to be thinner.
Therefore, when this clip of the small head controlling the big head circulated on video websites, it went viral once again.
In just one night, "The Bizarre Adventure of Sildenas" once again topped the charts for most-watched shows.
Countless people, corrupted by political correctness, frantically forwarded and shared the video, even calling on their friends and family. They were as if they were experiencing such excellent aesthetics for the first time, almost to the point of tears. A large number of people also started causing trouble on the director's account for "Black Snow Princess".
In no time, the entire internet was in chaos, with people arguing, forwarding, and even exchanging thousands of comments with politically correct groups, all of which caused the video's popularity to skyrocket.
Xue Luding, who had already gone to bed, and the Silver Princess and her knights, who were still awake on the outskirts of Jiangcheng, preparing for the opening of the Silver Kingdom's guesthouse and farmhouse the next day—no one could have imagined…
The viral video will undoubtedly attract countless tourists to this small farm.
Xue Law underestimated the advertising power of his account, and also underestimated the fact that the Silver Princess, who only appeared a few times in the movie, would also cause a sensation if she appeared in the real world.
This traffic might disappear in a month or two, but for them, traffic is like a gust of wind, which has already turned this small guesthouse into a popular spot for taking photos.
……
The next day, when Xue Lude woke up, he saw 99+ messages pop up on his account again. He scrolled through them and found that most of them were insults from certain "righteous" groups, which he blocked.
I also checked the number of views, over ten million, which is not bad. It can't compare to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" back then, but it's still a minor hit. It should be more than enough to advertise the Silver Kingdom Farm.
With that thought in mind, he stopped paying attention and started washing up.
After finishing breakfast and greeting Fafner, who had already returned from her workout, he rode his bicycle to the University of Science and Technology of China.
His video probably hasn't spread this quickly in China yet, so there's no need to worry about him being watched by a crowd again.
When they arrived at the school gate, they found that the two female knights who sold hand-pulled pancakes were not there.
Xue Dinglu thought about it and agreed. After all, the farm was about to open, so their main task now was probably to build the farm. Perhaps in the future, they would also be in charge of the pancake business at the farm and would no longer set up a stall at the entrance of the University of Science and Technology of China. At the same time, they would also do some live streaming to advertise the farm's guesthouses.
In short, Xue Luding happily entered the school while humming a little tune.
Today is the last day of school, and tomorrow marks the start of a 7-day holiday, which is almost the happiest time of the year for both students and working professionals.
Therefore, everyone in the classroom was very excited today, even the teacher.
Xue Luding twirled the pen in his hand. For him, there was no difference between going to school and being on vacation, but he was happy that he might meet another passenger soon.
Although he was planning to rest this week, the different travelers he encountered each week made him look forward to it.
As the countdown reached zero, an old man with a white beard appeared in the consciousness space.
He looked to be about fifty or sixty years old, with a hideous scar on his face that ran from his chin to his forehead.
Although the scar gave him a fierce look, Xue Dinglu could tell that the old man was a kind person.
This is an intuition, isn't it? After Schrödinger's Law reaches Level 4, I often have all sorts of strange intuitions, which seems to be a manifestation of improved perception.
Just like how he can now tell anyone's measurements just by looking at their clothes, it has become a kind of intuitive ability.
The old man looked at Xue Dinglu, gave him a kind smile, and asked as if he were an ordinary old man from the countryside, "Young man, I am just an old soldier, but I can't find my way home. Could you please help me get back to the Starfleet?"
Xue Dinglu immediately leaned back tactically. He hadn't expected that this passenger was also from an interstellar column, and judging from his appearance, he was really old.
“Sir, I have some connections with the Starfleet. Tell me their names and I’ll go ask them,” Xue Dinglu said.
“Kleber, that’s my name. I should be an unknown veteran.” The old man smiled and asked again, “According to the Starfleet’s timeline, what time is it now?”
Xue Dinglu was taken aback, then recalled his long-forgotten memories and said, "It was probably in the fifth season, year 3223..."
"Has it really been that long?" the old man seemed to sigh, sitting quietly in the rattan chair of the academy in the consciousness space.
"Sir, when were you born?" Xue Dinglu asked.
"I've been dead for so long, I'm practically an ancient relic. According to this timeline, I'm probably from the First Era," the old man said with a smile, uttering words that shocked Xue Dinglu.
The First Era...
Xue was so shocked he couldn't speak. He knew that the length of each era varied, but the first era was an era from who-knows-how-long ago.
Perhaps at that time, the synapsids, the ancestors of mammals on Earth, were still active.
What surprised Xue even more was that the old man already knew he was dead.
"Hmm, it seems I really have been dead for a long time." The old man sighed, as if he knew what Xue was thinking. "Actually, I have been drifting aimlessly in the universe for a long time. I can't remember very well, and I have forgotten most of the things that happened before. Please forgive the old man's forgetfulness and memory decline. I seem to only remember that I have to return to the interstellar column and have some last things to do."
"What is it? I'm sorry, the old man has forgotten a bit, but going back to the Starfleet first is definitely the right thing to do." The old man smiled kindly, his face wrinkling and distorting his scar.
The old man seemed to have forgotten many things; the only thing he remembered now was returning to the Starfleet.
"Okay, please wait a few days, sir. I'll return to the Starfleet after I've repaired this sword." Xue Dinglu was very patient with this senior from the First Era.
The old man smiled as he looked at the magic academy within Xue Luding's consciousness space, and said with a smile, "This is... a school?"
"Yes, I built the academy according to the blueprints left behind by a friend. When I have enough magic, I will open a magic academy here and teach all the children who are willing to learn magic." Xue Luding said his plan frankly.
This was actually old Green's dream, but he has now taken over that dream and built a magic high school here that can teach everyone.
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