The old man you see with your phone is highly suspicious.

The old man you see with your phone is highly suspicious.

Author: A Calm Office Worker

Summary:

(My new book, "Magic High School," is seeking readers' attention and support.)

After the college entrance examination, Xue's Law discovered that every week a new, accomplished old man would randomly appear in his body—

The first week I farmed an undead demon. What does it mean to be a sinner with countless crimes?

The Great Sage appeared in the second week. What does it mean to be a deserter who ran away alone?

In the third week, I got a hero. What does it mean to be a reckless and impulsive waste?

……

Do you have some misunderstanding about "great achievements"? The old Deng photos you've posted are all highly questionable!

However, after Xue Law fulfilled their last wish and exhausted the old Dengs' gold coins, he gradually understood their determination and beliefs, and raised high the torch passed down by their predecessors.

When faced with an enemy as powerful as a demon, and unable to defeat them despite giving it his all, he raised his fist and said, "Old men, let's go!"

Endless Old Deng, come out!

Original title: [My Personal Grandpa Updates Weekly]

Chapter 1: An old man suddenly appeared inside my body!

In August, the Jiangnan region is unbearably hot.

The incessant chirping of cicadas outside the window disrupted the tranquility of midsummer, a commotion that had been present since sunrise.

Xue Dinglu, still half asleep, opened a bottle of orange soda, lay on his side on the sofa, and listened to the cicadas chirping outside. The sense of peace and tranquility from having nothing to do made him drowsy.

As a prospective college student, he is 18 years old this year. He has just finished the highly competitive college entrance examination, tearing up his thick books and scattering them from the high-rise building like snowflakes.

Having accomplished the most crucial event in my life and been admitted to my desired prestigious university, I should have been enjoying this precious little bit of leisure time.

until……

"Ugh! Ah!"

The hoarse roar seemed to resound from the depths of his soul, echoing countless times within Xue Dinglu's skull, making his head buzz.

"I am a noble general, yet I have been tricked into this ugly state, and now I must be sealed inside your weak, pitiful, and feeble body. You deserve to die!"

The roar echoed continuously within his skull, and Xue Dinglu watched with a wry smile.

The face reflected in the mirror was that of a handsome young man straight out of a tokusatsu drama. A classmate once said that he was suitable for acting in tokusatsu dramas, both in appearance and personality.

He sighed; his leisurely days were over!

On the day he received his acceptance letter, suddenly this centenarian old man who could only shout and yell appeared inside his body.

Every day, ghostly howls echoed in his mind, especially his hoarse roar, which sounded as unpleasant as the voice of the Dark Ones.

At first, Xue Lude thought he had a mental breakdown, but after having a dream that day, he saw the old man in his dream, as well as the remaining 6 days and 8 hours above the old monster's head.

Old Deng can only stay inside him for 7 days. As for whether he will be replaced by a new person or simply disappear after 7 days, it is not yet known.

"Stop yelling! You'll be leaving my body in four days, going back to where you came from, old Biden!" Xue Dinglu had had enough of the nasty noise and retorted.

The voice in my mind stopped briefly, but soon, a tsunami of laughter, like that of the Uchiha clan, echoed in my mind.

Ever since this old man appeared in his mind, he has dreamed of him every day. He is a skeletal demon wearing skeletal armor, pierced by countless chains, hanging in his soul space.

He also dreams of Old Deng's past every day; he was an imperial general in a sword and magic fantasy world, a top-tier paladin. He rose to fame at a young age, winning every battle, a dashing young man in fine clothes and riding a spirited horse. He then led his army to resist the undead scourge, holding the front lines for decades, continuing to dedicate his life to the empire.

Then he was betrayed. His successor did not hold the line or provide flank cover after he charged toward the Lich King, but instead ran away with the rest of his soldiers.

Nevertheless, the Imperial General charged towards the Lich King, nearly perishing alongside him. In his final desperate effort, he slew the Lich King, transforming himself into a half-undead, the skeletal demon he is now.

A noble paladin was tortured into a skeletal demon. The story takes place here, making him a tragic hero, reminiscent of General Yue Fei and Gao Chang Gong.

The tragedy only deepened later, as the empire subsequently branded him a heinous criminal, and his entire family was wiped out. Meanwhile, the deserter who had betrayed him was promoted and made a fortune, eventually becoming the great general who succeeded him.

As the saying goes: a general who dies a hundred times becomes a sinner, while a traitor and deserter rises to the rank of general.

That wasn't the end of it. After learning about this while half-dead, he only wanted to return to the capital to seek justice. He was then sealed into a sword and buried in the church, enduring endless torment day and night.

The word "miserable" hardly does it justice.

For some unknown reason, his soul broke free from the sword that sealed him and entered Xue Dinglu's body.

However, this old man with the word "misery" written all over his thigh has gone mad, and now he seems to want to torture the insane Xue Law.

When Xue's Law is cooking...

"You weak ant, is this all you've got to satisfy your desires? You lowly insect!"

When Xue's Law is playing games...

"Foolish fly, your wisdom is only fit to be ambushed by that despicable enemy!"

When Xue's Law was looking at the serpent image...

"Filthy maggot! I'll cut off your limbs, I'll smash your rotting brain!"

"Are you crazy?" Xue Dinglu finally snapped. "What does this have to do with me? Why are you yelling at me like that? If someone betrayed you, just go and kill their whole family. Why can't you? It's because you're incompetent!"

The old monster seemed stunned, as if he couldn't believe that Xue Dalu dared to talk back.

Xue Dinglu didn't tolerate him and continued to attack: "If you're bad, practice more. If you can't handle losing, don't play."

After saying that, he continued to look at the lewd pictures posted by other classmates in the class group.

The world fell silent. Old Deng seemed stunned, trembling with rage. The chains binding him were shaking violently. If it weren't for the undead, he probably would have suffered a stroke.

"You little devil, a born evil human..."

After sobbing for a long time, all she could say in response was this.

“Your barking is too weak; it’s completely harmless.” Xue Dinglu immediately retaliated.

He was still holding back with his words, after all, Old Deng's whole family had been killed, so he hadn't gone so far as to insult his own family.

To be honest, the old man's story is quite sympathetic. If he hadn't been causing Xue Dinglu a headache these past few days, he wouldn't have said such harsh words.

Fortunately, it finally quieted down, and it felt like the world had become a better place. Xue Dinglu opened the curtains, looked at the blazing sun outside the window, and felt like he had come back to life.

If Lao Deng could speak normally, Xue Luding wouldn't mind giving him some advice, telling him stories of General Yue Fei and Gao Changgong, and serving as a spiritual mentor for the elderly, lonely, and deceased.

Now it's much quieter; we just need to wait four days.

Xue Law felt that this old man had completely gone mad, like a broken record filled with anger and resentment.

Do you crave power?

Suddenly, the hysterical old ghost in his mind stopped spouting its mad ramblings and spoke quite normally.

“Come to me every night and I will train you, teach you imperial swordsmanship, horsemanship, combat skills, fighting techniques... and everything else I know…” The old undead’s tone was very calm.

However, Xue Dinglu sensed a depth as profound as a volcano.

"And divine magic. I was once a noble paladin, and I haven't completely forgotten those divine spells. I will teach you all of them as well."

"I have only one request: please go to my world... and kill the royal family, and the Julia family as well."

"No, we can't kill them all. That would be too easy on them. I want to inflict the most cruel and terrifying torture on the emperor and that traitor, a torture ten thousand times more painful than mine!"

Xue Dinglu looked at the old undead who was about to go mad again after only a short time of calm, and he sighed.

The old ghost was too kind; after being betrayed and tormented like this, he only thought of killing the royal family and the traitor's entire family, without even considering his nine generations of relatives.

She's still too kind.

If it were any other villain, they might say something like, "It's not the world that's wrong," or "This is hell," and then carry out their plan to wipe out the entire world. At the very least, they might wipe out the entire empire, and only if all else fails would they consider playing a game of "Nine Clans Elimination."

The moral standards of the people in this other world seem a bit too high.

Chapter 2 Special Training (No Jeep Version)

Xue Daolu had no idea what Old Deng was up to. He had been buried in the cathedral for decades and purified, and his enemies were probably all dead.

It's possible that the empire is finished. After all, according to Old Deng's memory, the empire has long been beset by internal and external troubles and is on the verge of collapse. Otherwise, it wouldn't have done such a despicable thing as abandoning and framing the empire's Grand General for the sake of factional struggle.

This operation is comparable to that of the late Ming Dynasty.

And it's as if he can go to Old Deng's world.

From then on, Old Deng stopped shouting and yelling, becoming as quiet as if he had truly been mentally unstable before.

However, he seemed to still be observing Xue Dalu, even reminding him while Xue Dalu was playing the game that "an enemy is trying to flank and ambush you"...

This was the most comfortable day he had in the past few days.

As night fell and Xue Dinglu drifted off to sleep, he felt as if he had returned to that familiar place.

A four- or five-meter-tall skeletal demon was sealed tightly inside his body, and holy chains pierced through his body, nailing him there one after another.

"What story are you showing me today?" Xue Dinglu had gotten used to seeing parts of Lao Deng's memories in his dreams every day.

"No, today is a teaching session. I will teach you the complete Imperial Swordsmanship and Divine Arts here. You can only leave after you have mastered them."

As he finished speaking, one of the chains binding him seemed to break, and then a longsword inlaid with special runes appeared in front of Xue Luding.

Xue's Law: "..."

Good heavens, so that's why he was so quiet all day, waiting for him here.

"I will use my memories to simulate a hero-level death knight. Only by defeating it can you leave."

Before Xue's Law, a skeleton knight wearing armor and wielding a greatsword appeared.

In this old undead's world, there are different levels: Normal, Elite, Heroic, and Legendary.

According to his memory, a hero-level fighter is at least on par with Captain America...

“Draw your sword and defeat the Death Knight. I will teach you Imperial swordsmanship and divine magic in your actual combat,” Old Deng’s hoarse voice rang out.

"I'm fighting a Death Knight?"

Xue Dinglu pointed to himself, a puzzled look on his face.