One person: Starting with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, his grandmaster uncle emerges from seclusion.

Zhang Tianyi stretched out his hand and made a feinting chop motion in the air.

"Slay him hard?"

"Take those old bones of his, one by one... apart?"

The temperature in the hall instantly dropped to freezing.

Everyone present could tell that this was a blatant threat!

And they were pointing their fingers at him and cursing him!

Zhang Chulan, listening from behind, was filled with excitement and wanted nothing more than to applaud and cheer for his advisor.

Wang Ye's eyes were filled with complex emotions, and he was deeply moved.

Wang Ai's face turned pale and then red, and the cane in his hand creaked as he gripped it tightly.

He knew, of course, that Zhang Tianyi was talking about him.

But can he admit it?

No!

Admitting it would be a complete breakdown in relations, and would give this madman an excuse to attack!

"You're joking, sir."

Wang Ai took a deep breath, forced out a smile that looked worse than a grimace, and began to play dumb:

“Beijing is indeed a place where all sorts of people mingle. Since he is a junior of the real person, then naturally no one will dare to touch him on my Wang family’s territory in the future.”

"I will also help the real person... keep an eye on those little mice."

"If we catch him, we'll definitely send him to the real person."

"Ah! That's more like it!"

Zhang Tianyi's expression instantly changed. He burst into laughter and slapped Wang Ai's thigh, making the old man wince in pain.

"I knew you were a reasonable person, little dwarf!"

"I'm relieved to hear that!"

"It seems our misunderstandings have been cleared up, and we're still good friends!"

"Since we're good friends..."

Zhang Tianyi's gaze suddenly fell on the dragon-headed cane in Wang Ai's hand, which was polished and shiny.

His eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new toy.

"Hey? Old Wang."

"I think your stick... is quite unique?"

"Can I borrow it to play with?"

Wang Ai was taken aback, and subconsciously gripped his cane tighter: "This...this is my personal belongings..."

"Don't be so stingy!"

Zhang Tianyi didn't give him a chance to refuse and directly reached out and snatched the cane away.

Chapter 69 A birdie? I'll have Ten Elders be my caddie!

"Come on, everyone! Come out! It's too stuffy inside, we can't move around freely!"

Zhang Tianyi held the dragon-headed cane, a symbol of the Wang family patriarch's authority, as if it were a fire poker.

He swaggered to the meticulously manicured lawn in the center of the yard.

Wang Ai followed behind with a dark expression, her heart bleeding.

That walking stick is made of Phoebe zhennan wood!

I've been collecting them for decades!

Zhang Chulan, Wang Ye, Feng Baobao, and a group of bodyguards from the Wang family were scattered around.

They stared blankly at what kind of trouble this guy was going to cause this time.

"Tsk, this lawn is not badly manicured, it's passable."

Zhang Tianyi stomped on the grass, then solemnly waved his cane a couple of times to test its feel, before shaking his head in disgust.

"The center of gravity is too far forward, the grip is too slippery, this cue is no good. Lao Wang, your equipment is terrible, bad review."

Wang Ai's lips twitched, barely suppressing the urge to curse:

“Real person…this is a walking stick, it’s for walking…”

"Enough nonsense! In Master Dao's hands, everything can be a golf ball!"

Zhang Tianyi rolled up the wide sleeves of his Taoist robe, revealing a section of his fair wrist.

Then, under everyone's watchful eyes, he slowly pulled a golf ball from his sleeve.

"Holy crap? You carry this thing with you all the time, sir?"

Zhang Chulan was shocked.

"That's what you call professional! Life needs a sense of ritual, you know?"

Zhang Tianyi threw the ball onto the grass, then swayed his waist in an extremely flamboyant manner, even sticking out his buttocks.

He then adopted an extremely standard hitting posture.

"Everyone back off! This strike from Master Dao has earth-shattering power! I don't care who gets hurt!"

Everyone instinctively took a step back.

Zhang Tianyi took a deep breath, his eyes instantly turning sharp.

"Behold my move—Flying Immortal from Beyond the Heavens... no, Flying Ball from Beyond the Heavens!!"

"Get out of here!!!"

"Bang—!!!"

A muffled thud.

That poor golden nanmu cane struck the little white ball squarely.

However, because the cane head is a rounded dragon head, it does not have a striking face.

So the ball didn't fly far away as expected, but instead...

"call out--"

It drew an extremely bizarre and absurd parabola.

then.

"Pfft!"

A crisp sound of water hitting the surface.

The ball landed with extreme precision in the ornamental fish pond next to it, where precious koi carp were kept.

The splashing water startled several koi carp, causing them to leap out of the water.

The entire room fell silent.

The crows seemed to fly over everyone's heads, leaving behind a string of ellipses.

"Uh……"

Zhang Chulan scratched his head awkwardly, trying to make amends for his advisor:

"That... great shot! That shot... the entry into the water was absolutely perfect!"

Wang Ye covered his face, unable to bear to look.

This is a completely pointless game!

However, Zhang Tianyi, the person involved, showed no embarrassment whatsoever.

He maintained his stylish finishing swing, gazing at the rippling water with an enigmatic expression.

"Hmm, not bad."

"Hole in one shot... oh no, I mean hole in one shot."

"This is the way of nature, the highest good is like water."

After saying that, Zhang Tianyi put away his cane, planted it on the ground, turned his head, and scanned everyone with his eyes.

Finally, he held up one finger and pointed to the fishpond, saying lazily:

"Hey you, go."

"Get the ball back for me."

"I'm getting into the swing of things, I'm going to play a couple more rounds."

The atmosphere immediately became awkward after these words were spoken.

Retrieving the ball?

"I'll do it! Sir, this is such a small matter, why trouble others?"

As a professional lackey, Zhang Chulan reacted the fastest.

Without saying a word, he rolled up his trousers and rushed toward the fishpond to demonstrate his loyalty and diligence.

Anyway, he's always been shameless, so what's a little fish jumping in a pond?

however.

"stop."

A whisk suddenly appeared in front of Zhang Chulan, blocking his path.

Zhang Tianyi glanced at him lazily, a hint of disdain in her eyes:

"What are you doing, you big grandson?"