One person: Starting with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, his grandmaster uncle emerges from seclusion.

"Senior brother, stop looking! Your eyes are going to pop out if you keep looking."

“That’s your apprentice’s wife, not the bandit’s wife you’ve captured.”

"puff--!!!"

Lu Jin, who was drinking water nearby, sprayed a mouthful of water directly onto the back of Rong Shan's head.

The jaws of all the disciples dropped to the floor in unison.

Disciple's...disciple's wife?!

How could the second master say such a thing?!

Zhang Lingyu trembled violently, almost kneeling down before his second martial uncle on the spot:

"Second Uncle! You...you mustn't talk nonsense! Xia He, she..."

"Shut up! Kids shouldn't interrupt when adults are talking!"

Zhang Tianyi turned around and glared at Zhang Lingyu, then turned back to face the old celestial master, whose face had darkened, and said confidently:

"What? Senior brother, you're not happy about it?"

"Look at this girl, how beautiful she is! Her eyebrows, her figure."

Zhang Tianyi pointed at the unconscious Xia He and began his frantic sales pitch:

"Although she comes from a humble background, and there aren't many good people in that wretched place called Quanxing, this girl is deeply in love with our Lingyu!"

"While they were fighting just now, this girl was secretly protecting Lingyu. That kind of loyalty is truly touching!"

Zhang Zhiwei's lips twitched, and his mustache almost stood on end.

"Second brother...do you know she's from Quanxing..."

"What's wrong with the Quanxing? Does that mean they won't let people date?"

Zhang Tianyi interrupted the old master directly and began to argue irrationally:

“Our Taoist school emphasizes following the natural way and the harmony of Yin and Yang! How old is Lingyu? He's almost thirty! He hasn't even held a girl's hand yet. If you, as his master, aren't worried, I'm worried for him!”

As he spoke, Zhang Tianyi leaned closer to the old master, lowered his voice, and said in an extremely lewd tone that only a few people around could hear:

"Senior brother, take another look."

"This girl may be a scalpel, but look at her face, look at her physique..."

Zhang Tianyi stretched out his hand and made an exaggerated gourd shape in the air:

"Big butt! Good for childbearing!"

Just tell me if it's big or not!

"Think about it, our Longhu Mountain is facing a shortage of young talent right now. If this girl could give Lingyu a big, healthy son..."

"What is that? That's the next generation of our Celestial Master's Mansion! The future! The hope!"

"Moreover, if this child inherits Lingyu's talent and this girl's physique... he will definitely be a future scourge to the world of supernatural beings... oh no, a pillar of society!"

boom!

Zhang Tianyi's words were like a bomb, completely stunning Zhang Lingyu.

Big butt...good for childbearing...

These six words played on an endless loop in Zhang Lingyu's mind.

He was completely numb, his eyes were vacant, and his soul seemed to have left his body and flown to a distant shore.

Meanwhile, the old master Zhang Zhiwei also had a dark expression on his face.

He looked at his junior brother, who was full of nonsense and had no airs of a master, and then at his disciple behind him, who was filled with shame and indignation.

At this moment, this supreme expert actually felt a slight... headache.

recognize?

That's a slap in the face to the Celestial Master's Mansion.

It's not good to talk about a demon from the Quanxing sect becoming a daughter-in-law.

You don't acknowledge it?

Looking at that silly boy Lingyu, he's completely bewitched.

If we really force them to separate, this child will probably get stuck on his own thoughts again.

and……

The old celestial master glanced at Zhang Tianyi.

"Ugh……"

Zhang Zhiwei let out a long sigh.

This sigh contained so much helplessness.

He raised his hand and waved wearily:

"Alright, alright, stop making a fool of yourself here."

“Lingyu”.

"Your disciple... is here." Zhang Lingyu shuddered, feeling as if he were awaiting his final judgment.

"You brought this person back, so you can decide what to do with him."

The old master turned his back, his tone indifferent, yet clearly indicating he was letting the opponent off the hook:

“This witch… cough, since this person is injured and was beaten by your second uncle, our Celestial Master’s Mansion can’t just ignore it.”

"Take her to the guest room in the back hill and lock her up... um, lock her up."

"Remember, keep a close watch on them! No one is allowed near them except you!"

"What if she gets away, or something goes wrong..."

The old celestial master tilted his head slightly, a meaningful glint flashing in his eyes:

"You are the only one to be held accountable."

As soon as these words were spoken, the shrewd people present understood immediately.

Should I take you to a guest room?

Close surveillance?

Besides you, you don't allow anyone else to get close?

This is hardly a prisoner detention center.

This is clearly designed to create some alone time for the young couple!

This is the ultimate level of "turning a blind eye"!

"Master...Master?!"

Zhang Lingyu suddenly looked up, her eyes filled with disbelief and surprise, as well as a deep sense of emotion.

He understood.

Master is... protecting him.

"Thank you, Master!!"

Zhang Lingyu's voice choked with emotion as she hugged Xia He and was about to kneel down.

"Get out! Get out now!"

The old celestial master waved his hand impatiently, "You reek of perfume, it's giving this old Taoist a headache. Take you away and wash up!"

"Yes! This disciple will leave immediately!"

Zhang Lingyu dared not linger any longer. Holding Xia He in his arms, he moved with lightning speed, rushing towards the back mountain like a wisp of smoke, even faster than when they were fighting earlier.

Watching his disciple flee in disarray, the old master shook his head, but a smile appeared on his lips.

He turned around, looked at Zhang Tianyi who was wearing a smug expression, and said in an annoyed tone:

Are you satisfied now?

"Satisfied! Extremely satisfied!"

Zhang Tianyi tossed the remaining apple core into the air and clapped his hands:

"Senior brother is indeed a man of great principle and has the demeanor of an elder!"

"But senior brother..."

Zhang Tianyi leaned closer and grinned slyly:

"Did you take my words to heart when I said that a big butt is good for childbirth?"

"I saw you glance at that girl several times just now."

"roll!!!"

The old master finally broke down and kicked out.

Chapter 47 Xia He is now under the jurisdiction of Longhu Mountain. If you're not happy about it, let Fatty Zhao come and talk to you!

"Second brother! I bet you're going to be a handful if you don't discipline yourself for a day!"

Although the old master's kick looked fierce and created a whooshing sound, he actually didn't use any Qi at all.

Who is Zhang Tianyi?

That's a player who has mastered evasion since childhood, trained under his master's cane.

He shifted his body slightly to the side, slipping away like an eel, and even casually slapped a gray handprint onto the old Taoist master's precious robe.

"Hey, I can't kick it!"

Zhang Tianyi jumped down the steps and made a face:

"Senior brother, watch your back! You're over a hundred years old, don't move around so much, be careful not to hurt yourself!"