"Hey! Is that all?"
The red-haired leader waved his hand generously, "Go ahead, Pikachu, take care of yourself in the woods over there. We'll wait for you to come back so we can continue playing music and dancing!"
"Alright, you guys take a break, I'll be right back."
After Zhang Tianyi finished speaking, he turned around, grabbed Zhang Chulan, who was acting as a human golden ball, by the collar, and pulled Feng Baobao, who was still playing with a shovel, along with him.
"You two, come with me and keep watch."
"Huh? Good heavens, do you need someone to keep watch when you go to the toilet?"
Zhang Chulan was completely bewildered, but he was still dragged away from the crowd by Zhang Tianyi's undeniable strength.
……
The three of them arrived at the edge of the square, behind a dark, dense forest.
As soon as he entered the shadows, the frivolous look on Zhang Tianyi's face vanished without a trace.
"My God... what's wrong?"
Zhang Chulan wasn't stupid; he instantly sensed that something was wrong and subconsciously withdrew his golden aura.
"The show on the mountain is about to begin."
Zhang Tianyi pointed to the mountain. Although nothing could be seen in the darkness, Zhang Chulan clearly sensed a chill in the Second Master's tone:
“Those bastards from Quanxing think they can do whatever they want up there just because they lured me down here.”
"Chu Lan, baby."
"Here!" The two stood up straight instinctively.
"You two, stay here at the foot of the mountain and keep watch."
"I'll talk to the people at the company later. There's only one road up the mountain, and those Quanxing guys will definitely run away after they've done their job."
"You only have one mission..."
A purple glint flashed in Zhang Tianyi's eyes in the darkness:
"Block the road! Whether it's a human or a ghost coming down, as long as they're not wearing Taoist robes, break their legs!"
"If you slack off..."
Zhang Tianyi gave Zhang Chulan a sinister smile:
“I’ll burn all those embarrassing videos of your past onto CDs and distribute them to all the extraordinary people in the world, one for each person.”
"Fuck!!"
Zhang Chulan trembled with fear and immediately patted his chest to assure them:
"Don't worry, God! As long as I'm here, not even a fly will be able to get past me!"
"but……"
Zhang Chulan scratched his head and glanced at the dark forest around him:
"Heavens above, aren't you going to join us in the traffic jam? Are you going up the mountain?"
"It's pitch black here, and there aren't any cars... You're planning to run up there? You'll be too late then!"
"run?"
Zhang Tianyi curled his lip, looking at Zhang Chulan as if he were an idiot:
"Taking a car is too slow, and running is too tiring."
He took a slow, deep breath.
next second.
In the perception of Zhang Chulan and Feng Baobao, two extraordinary beings, a terrifying Qi that made their scalps tingle instantly erupted!
"Zzzzzzzzz—!!!"
A sudden, extremely piercing high-frequency electrical sound, like the chorus of a thousand birds, exploded in the darkness!
Zhang Chulan was horrified to see that his second master's body... had actually melted!
It transformed into pure, dazzling blue-white lightning plasma!
His entire body transformed into a humanoid, luminous being composed of lightning!
"What...what is this?!"
For the first time, Feng Baobao's usually calm eyes widened like copper bells, and the shovel in her hand fell to the ground with a clatter.
"Elementalization... Activate!"
Zhang Tianyi's ethereal yet domineering voice echoed through the air.
boom!!!
Lightning bolts shot straight into the sky!
"Whoosh!!!"
That's incredibly fast!
So fast that you can't even see the afterimage!
Zhang Chulan only felt a flash before his eyes, and a gust of wind swept up fallen leaves from the ground and slapped them against his face.
When I opened my eyes again, there was no trace of the Second Master.
Only the lingering smell of burning remained in the air, and a faint rumble of thunder could be heard from the sky.
As for the members of the "Funeral Love Family" in the square outside, they only heard a muffled "boom" coming from the woods.
"Huh? Thunder?"
The red-haired leader looked up at the sky. "Looks like it's going to rain. Why isn't Pikachu back yet?"
Zhang Chulan was in the woods.
He was holding his head in his hands, staring blankly at the dark night sky, when he let out a sigh from the depths of his soul:
"Holy crap..."
Holy crap!!!
"Could my second master really be a deity?!"
"Is this even a human being capable of?!"
"Transforming flesh into lightning?! Is this something a superhuman could do?!"
……
"Fly...fly up?"
Gong Qing felt as if there was a wad of cotton stuck in his throat, making it dry and painful.
As the strategist of the entire sect, he calculated everything.
They had calculated that the Celestial Master would be lured away, and they had calculated the total time that all the members of the Quanxing sect could delay.
But he never expected that there was a monster in this world that didn't follow science or even metaphysics.
He can transform his physical body into lightning and teleport from the foot of the mountain to the top in a few dozen seconds!
"This is cheating..."
Gong Qing let out a desperate wail in his heart.
What? You don't believe me?
Zhang Tianyi was still wearing that oversized Taoist robe, sitting in his wheelchair, casually crossing his legs and swinging his toes without any airs of superiority.
"Xiaoyuzi, you are still too young. There are many things in this world that you haven't seen."
"for example……"
Zhang Tianyi suddenly held up one finger and said mysteriously:
"Can you sing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'? You mean the kind where you sing while exchanging electric sparks?"
Gong Qing: "???"
Just as Gong Qing's brain went blank, wondering what kind of new form of interrogation this was...
"Squeak-"
The courtyard gate was pushed open again.
The sound was particularly jarring in the deathly silence.
Gong Qing and Lü Liang instinctively turned their heads to look.
Rong Shan, with a menacing expression and a long sword in hand, stood at the door.
In front of Rongshan, a somewhat old-looking wooden wheelchair was being pushed.
Sitting in the wheelchair is none other than the real Tian Jinzhong!
"Uncle-Master Rongshan?!" Gong Qing's pupils contracted.
Lü Liang felt that he was really going to die here today.
"evil creature!!!"
As soon as Rong Shan entered, he saw Gong Qing and Lü Liang, his eyes widened in anger, and he roared like thunder:
"Little Yu! Your master and uncle have treated you so well! And you're actually a spy for the Quanxing!!"
Rong Shan's shout contained the anger of being deceived and the fear of almost causing a disaster. The long sword in his hand hummed, and the Golden Light Mantra instantly covered his whole body. He was about to rush forward and start fighting.
"Rongshan, calm down."
Despite his physical disability, Tian Jinzhong, though in a wheelchair, did not lose his imposing presence.
Chapter 40: Gong Qing was grabbed and instantly refined.
Tian Jinzhong glanced at the two Quanxing demons in the room who were terrified.
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