One person: Starting with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, his grandmaster uncle emerges from seclusion.

"If they try to lure me with some treasure or secret manual, I'll definitely ignore them and just strike them with lightning."

"But they actually used this trick..."

Zhang Tianyi pointed at the drone in the sky, his tone carrying a strange fervor:

"Since they dare to challenge me in this way, they've staked their honor as members of society!"

"If I don't go because I'm afraid it's a trap, wouldn't I really become a 'mantis shrimp' (a person who gets caught in a trap)?"

"Besides..."

A cruel yet excited smile curled at the corners of Zhang Tianyi's lips:

"Since they want to seek thrills, then I'll see it through to the end."

"A bunch of rats who only know how to hide in the gutter dare to play the trend with me?"

"Tonight, I'll show them what... a dimensional reduction attack really means!"

After saying that, Zhang Tianyi didn't give the old master a chance to persuade him again.

He ripped off the snow-white satin robe with cloud patterns that symbolized his status, revealing a blindingly bright fluorescent pink polo shirt underneath.

"Spirit Jade!"

"Disciple is here!" Zhang Lingyu instinctively stood at attention.

"Go! Bring me my pair of purple rhinestone loafers! And the Moutai we didn't finish yesterday!"

"Also, inform that brat Zhang Chulan!"

While adjusting his towering collar, Zhang Tianyi issued commands:

"Tell him to wake up! Take that temporary worker, Sister Bao'er, with him from 'Everywhere Connect'!"

"Tonight, the Heavenly Lord will lead them down the mountain... to cause a ruckus in the streets!!"

……

Watching Zhang Tianyi's hurried departure, Zhang Lingyu looked at the Old Celestial Master with some worry:

"Master, is it really okay for Second Uncle to go down the mountain like this? Since those Quanxing people dared to provoke us, they must have laid a trap."

The old master walked to the window and watched the drone gradually disappear into the distance. A sharp, cold light suddenly flashed in his originally cloudy old eyes.

"A net of heaven and earth?"

The old celestial master gave a disdainful snort, stood with his hands behind his back, and the amiable aura around him instantly dissipated, replaced by a suffocatingly powerful pressure.

"They're courting death."

"They lured your second uncle away because they think that once he's gone, Longhu Mountain will be their Quanxing's backyard."

"Ha ha……"

The old master turned around and looked towards the depths of the back mountain, where Tian Jinzhong lived, and where Quanxing's true goal lay.

"They probably forgot."

"Who exactly is holding up the sky over Longhu Mountain?"

“Lingyu”.

"The disciple is here."

"Pass down the order: all disciples, guard the mountain gates strictly. Tonight..."

The old celestial master's voice was calm, yet it carried a strong stench of blood:

"No matter who it is, they dare to cause trouble on the mountain."

"Kill without mercy."

"As for your second martial uncle..."

The old celestial master glanced at the brightly lit area below the mountain, a gloating smile appearing on his lips:

"Those Quanxing brats probably don't even know what they've messed up with."

"Compared to me, a reasonable old man..."

"That kid who goes crazy and even scares himself is the real... disaster."

Chapter 35 Purple Aurora Social Shake, the All-Out Attack Signal from Quanxing!

At the foot of Longhu Mountain, at the Elysium Disco Plaza.

Tonight, this place is destined to be a sleepless night.

Colorful spotlights illuminated the square as if it were daytime, and several high-powered speakers piled up like a small mountain were tirelessly bombarding the eardrums of people for miles around.

"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!"

Hundreds of people have already gathered here.

Aside from uninformed bystanders and tourists, there were mostly people from Quanxing who were there specifically to create atmosphere, as well as the so-called "Funeral Love Family" challenge team.

They were all wearing flamboyant wigs in shades of red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple.

With thick layers of powder on their faces, wearing cheap suits and skinny jeans of various colors, and loafers on their feet, they were frantically warming up in the middle of the square.

The air was filled with the smell of cheap perfume and cement powder.

"Om-"

A Wuling Hongguang minivan came to a steady stop at the edge of the square with an extremely stylish drift.

The car door opened.

First, a purple rhinestone loafer stepped on the ground.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Tianyi, still sporting her pink eggplant, large sunglasses, and slicked-back hair, walked down like a superstar making her entrance.

Behind him followed Zhang Chulan, who looked excited and even messed up his hair to match the atmosphere.

And Feng Baobao, who was carrying two shovels but was forced to wear a pair of pink sunglasses.

Wow!

"Here he comes! Pikachu Bro from Longhu Mountain is here!"

The crowd erupted in cheers, automatically clearing a path to the center of the square.

Zhang Tianyi, hands in his pockets, chewing gum, ignored the admiring or provocative gazes around him and walked straight to the red-haired leader, Zang Ai.

The red-haired youth looked even more arrogant than Zhang Tianyi, with his nostrils flared and a cigarette between his fingers. He spoke in that distinctive, bubbly voice:

"You're Zhang Pikachu? The man who's known as the 'Supreme Flipper'?"

"Looking at your outfit... it's nothing special, you don't have that 'kingly' aura."

"temperament?"

Zhang Tianyi chuckled, took off his sunglasses, and his purple eyes flashed with a chilling fervor:

"Kid, I've got your charisma figured out perfectly."

"Stop talking nonsense, aren't we going to have a final battle?"

"Let's draw a line. Is it about comparing cement or laser rain? Is it about comparing hand gestures or social walks?"

The red-haired youth sneered, threw his cigarette butt on the ground, and stomped it out.

"Adults don't make choices, they want it all!"

"Brothers! Charge!!"

"Let's teach this bumpkin from Longhu Mountain a lesson!"

"Roar!!"

Dozens of members of the "Funeral Love Family" instantly scattered, pulling out their ultimate weapon from behind them—two bags of cement powder each!

"DJ!! Music!! Thunder!!!"

With a command, the DJ version of "Thunder" that could make your soul leave your body suddenly blared from the speakers!

"Thunderclap! This is a colossal, earth-shattering, purple-gold hammer of unparalleled cultivation!!"

With a deafening roar, dozens of bags of cement powder were simultaneously thrown into the air!

Dust filled the air, and the group of people began to convulse and sway wildly amidst the dust, creating an extremely chaotic and choking scene.

"Cough cough cough! These bastards are playing dirty tricks! This is a biological weapon!"

Zhang Chulan coughed violently from the cement dust, covering his nose and shouting:

"Good heavens! What do we do? We can't see anything!"

"Tch, a trivial skill."

Standing amidst the swirling dust, Zhang Tianyi not only didn't flinch, but instead took a deep breath, a look of rapture on his face:

"This is the essence of the martial arts world..."

Then, he suddenly opened his eyes and shouted:

"Chu Lan! Baby! Let them see what real...light is!"

"Chu Lan! Golden Light Spell at maximum power! Be my disco ball!"

"Baby! Swing that shovel around! Use it as a propeller!"

"Oh my god... I'm about to unleash my ultimate attack!!"

"Understood!!"

Zhang Chulan has no shame anymore. Now that he's come down the mountain, he's going to go completely crazy!

"Golden Light Mantra!!"

Om-!

Zhang Chulan's body burst into golden light, and he was like a small golden sun, instantly piercing through the dusty cement and illuminating the entire square in a magnificent golden light!

Feng Baobao, expressionless, picked up two shovels and began to frantically rotate her wrists.