Longevity Elixir?

Locking in peak physical condition?

"Tsk, this thing sounds interesting."

Zhang Tianyi started making plans in his mind.

This thing was indeed a useless item for him.

After all, his innate Thunder Essence Body had long transcended the limitations of these mortal medicines.

But if someone else were to use this thing, it would be priceless!

Such a good thing shouldn't be left to the outside world.

"Little Zhao."

Zhang Tianyi stopped tapping his fingers, his expression perfectly controlled, conveying a hint of reluctant nonchalance:

"As you know, I hate moving around the most. Going to Japan is a long and arduous journey, and you have to go through visas and passports, which is a real hassle."

Upon hearing that there was a chance, Zhao Fangxu quickly patted his chest and assured him:

"Uncle Zhang, you don't need to worry about the formalities at all. We'll send a private jet to take the team there, and we'll book five-star hotels for the entire trip! We'll make sure you don't have to suffer the slightest bit!"

Just as Zhang Tianyi was about to agree, he was about to give in.

The old master, who had been silent all along, suddenly burst out laughing.

The old master stroked his beard, his narrow eyes curving into slits as he looked at Zhang Tianyi with an indescribable mischievousness in his gaze.

"Second son."

The old celestial master spoke slowly, his tone laced with malice:

"Actually, I think you don't need to be any kind of protector or leader at all."

Chapter 318 The participant roster is finalized, the Chinese Dream Team?!

Zhang Tianyi was taken aback: "What do you mean? Senior brother, are you worried about me going on a long trip?"

"No and no."

The old master shook his head and tapped Zhang Tianyi's young, handsome face twice.

"Didn't Xiao Zhao just say that the threshold for this competition is to use some high-tech instrument to measure bone age, and the age limit is under 25?"

The old celestial master leaned closer, lowered his voice, and his enthusiasm for watching the drama unfold was palpable:

"Second brother, although you've been in this world for nearly a hundred years, don't forget that when you were sealed in the well, your body was completely shattered and rebuilt by that violent innate lightning energy!"

"With your current physical body, functions, and bone age, no matter how the instruments scan you, you're at most a young man in his early twenties!"

"You perfectly meet these requirements!"

The old celestial master winked and egged them on:

"So why are you even leading a team? Why don't you just sign up and participate yourself?"

"With your physique, go to that competition and I guarantee you'll beat those foreign punks so badly they won't even recognize their own mothers!"

"Isn't this much more exciting than being a team leader? Hahahaha!"

After the old master said these words, the courtyard fell silent for a full three seconds.

Followed by.

"Pfft~ Hahahahahaha!"

Zhang Chulan couldn't help himself and, clutching his stomach, squatted down under the stone table, bursting into laughter.

He could already picture the scene in his mind:

His own second advisor was a real old monster who had lived for a century.

With a youthful face that looked like he was in his early twenties, he stood in line to draw lots among a group of real kids.

Then, standing on the ring, he said to a group of young people, "Kids, let grandpa teach you how to be a person."

This art style is too beautiful to look at!

Even the usually composed Zhao Fangxu couldn't hold back at this moment.

He wanted to laugh, but seeing Zhang Tianyi's increasingly dark expression, he forced himself to suppress it.

This caused his entire chubby face to turn bright red, looking just like a ripe tomato.

"Zhang Zhiwei".

Zhang Tianyi sat in a chair, holding a piece of watermelon rind in his hand.

He stared expressionlessly at the old Taoist priest, whose beard was trembling with laughter, and said through gritted teeth;

"Do you think your beard is too long and want me to give you a perm with big waves?"

Zhang Tianyi threw the watermelon rind on the table, rolled her eyes, and looked utterly disgusted and disdainful.

"You want me to go down into the ring and fight a bunch of kids who haven't even grown their first hairs yet?"

"Don't I have any pride?! If word gets out, where will I put my face?"

"Disgraceful! Absolutely disgraceful!"

"Oh ho, so you're being reserved now? Who was that Zhang Pika at the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony?"

"And the Seven Killing Orders of Gods and Demons?! And..."

"Stop! Stop!" Zhang Tianyi quickly stopped his senior brother, who had already seen Zhang Chulan laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground.

"I'll fight anyone who brings up my dark past again!"

Zhang Tianyi decisively waved his hand, rejecting the absurd suggestion outright, his face darkening.

"I'm not leaving the field."

He turned his head and looked at Chen Duo, who was standing quietly to the side holding a fruit plate.

The calculating glint in his eyes shone brightly once more.

"However, since this Longevity Elixir is such a good thing, our Celestial Master's Mansion naturally cannot let it go."

Zhang Tianyi seemed to have thought of something, and a mischievous smile appeared on his face:

"I have General Chen Duo here! Who dares to fight me?!"

......

Two weeks later.

An official announcement bearing the double red seals of "Na Du Tong" and "Tian Shi Fu" was quietly pinned to the top of the internal forum of the supernatural world.

The post's title is very official:

[Announcement Regarding the List of the Chinese Delegation to Participate in the First "International Youth Extraordinary Talents Exchange Competition" in Japan]

However, it was such a headline with absolutely no sensational elements.

Within ten minutes of being posted, the number of comments on the post skyrocketed, surpassing 50,000!

The entire forum's server was overwhelmed and crashed several times.

The reason is simple: the lineup on this list is just too amazing!

[Team Leader and Head Coach]: Zhang Tianyi from Tianshifu.

[Regular Team Members]: Zhang Chulan from the Celestial Master's Mansion, Zhang Lingyu from the Celestial Master's Mansion, Chen Duo from the Celestial Master's Mansion, Wang Ye from Wudang, and Zhuge Qing from the Wuhou School.

The moment this list was released, the forum exploded with discussion.

Most of the onlookers were so excited after seeing this that they slapped their foreheads.

"Holy crap! Is this lineup for real?! Are they going to a competition or to flatten Tokyo Bay?!"

"Dream team, brothers! The champion and runner-up of the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony, plus Feng Hou Qi Men and Wu Hou Qi Men, this is a team full of god-level players!"

"The key point is the head coach, okay! Master Tian Shu is personally leading the team! To see such a strong lineup in my lifetime, I have no regrets even if I die!"

"Brothers in front, don't get excited. I just want to ask, is it in accordance with international law to bring five nuclear bombs to someone else's home for a competition?"

Amidst the cheers, there were also some keyboard warriors who loved to watch the drama unfold, as well as various envious trolls who jumped out to sing a different tune.

"To be honest, isn't this list too biased? Five spots, and the Celestial Master's Mansion itself has taken three! Isn't that a bit too blatant?"

"Exactly! Why should that shameless Zhang Chulan be allowed to represent the country? Wouldn't he be disgracing the Chinese people if he went?"

"And that Chen Duo! Wasn't she supposed to be a Gu-body Saint Child? How could such a dangerous biological weapon be allowed to participate? Who gave her the qualification?"

"The guy upstairs doesn't know anything! He's the first disciple of Master Tian Shu! He has powerful connections! Doesn't he even know what 'connections' means?"

……

In the spacious living room of Xishan Manor.

Since we're preparing to leave for Tokyo, it's natural to come back and pack our bags.

Zhang Chulan was sitting cross-legged on the carpet, holding a tablet computer in his hands, his fingers flying across the keyboard.

He single-handedly created seven or eight alternate accounts and is currently engaging in heated online battles with trolls on the forum.

"Bullshit! How is Zhang Chulan shameless? He outsmarted everyone with his intelligence! Do you even understand the value of winning the Luo Tian Grand Tournament?!"

After posting that, he immediately switched to a new account named "[Cure All Dissent]" and continued his tirade:

"You grandson who said Chen Duo got in through connections, give me your address! Do you believe the Thunder God from the Celestial Master's Mansion will be visiting your house tonight?!"

next to.

Wang Ye was holding a large teacup, his eyelids drooping.

He watched Zhang Chulan grit his teeth and furiously type on the keyboard, and sighed helplessly.

"Hey Lao Zhang, aren't you tired? Why are you arguing with a bunch of keyboard warriors? The list is finalized, let them be sour, they can't possibly come through the internet and bite you, can they?"

"Old Wang, what do you know!"

Zhang Chulan didn't even look up, his fingers clattering on the keyboard:

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