One person: Starting with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, his grandmaster uncle emerges from seclusion.

"Oh no! Second Uncle's temper is so unpredictable! If he really acts recklessly, who will dare to stop him?!"

"If Master finds out about this, he'll be so angry he'll have a stroke!"

"No! We can't let this shameful thing happen!"

Zhang Lingyu gritted her teeth and overcame her usual fear of Zhang Tianyi:

"Senior Brother Rongshan, let's go quickly! We must stop Second Uncle before Master finds out!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Let's go together! At worst, we brothers will both get struck by lightning today!"

The two hit it off.

Without even bothering to change his clothes, he charged headlong towards the back of the mountain.

The young Taoist boy who delivered the message was left squatting on the ground, looking completely bewildered.

"Master and apprentice?! My goodness... this whole thing actually has ethical implications?!"

The young Taoist was so excited his hands were trembling. He quickly took out his phone and typed a message in the group chat:

[A shocking plot twist! The girl is actually the Second Master's personal disciple! A forbidden love between master and disciple is about to unfold on Longhu Mountain! The Junior Master and Master Rongshan have already gone with their knives to... no, to dissuade her!]

Chapter 304 Xia He: I've read this script!

A secluded little courtyard deep in the bamboo forest behind Longhu Mountain.

The warm sunlight streamed into the courtyard.

Zhang Tianyi was comfortably reclining in a rocking chair, with a pot of freshly brewed tea on the small table next to him.

He was holding the dragon-headed cane he had snatched from Wang Ai, and was idly using it as a pool cue.

Chen Duo moved a small stool and sat obediently next to him.

Holding his phone, he was intently watching a tutorial video for Honor of Kings.

She placed the sad frog neatly in the center of the stone table, as if it were a guardian beast protecting the house.

This scene is simply the epitome of filial piety and peaceful times.

However, this tranquility was soon broken by a series of hurried footsteps.

"boom!"

The wooden door to the courtyard was pushed open.

"Second Uncle! Pull back from the brink!!!"

Accompanied by a loud shout.

Zhang Lingyu, with her messy silver hair, rushed in like a white whirlwind.

His usually icy handsome face was now flushed red.

His eyes were filled with grief, indignation, and determination.

Rong Shan, who was right behind him, hadn't even had time to put on a shirt; he was shirtless and covered in sweat.

He also looked like he was ready to die. After entering, he immediately slammed the courtyard gate shut and bolted it.

"Second Uncle! You usually act a little eccentrically, so we juniors don't dare to say anything."

Rong Shan was extremely anxious, and his tone changed:

"But you absolutely mustn't do something that goes against human ethics and morality! If word gets out in the martial arts world, our Longhu Mountain's thousand-year-old reputation will be completely ruined!"

Zhang Tianyi, who was lying in the rocking chair, was completely bewildered by the sudden outburst from these two.

He held the dragon-headed cane in his hand, his posture frozen in mid-air.

The eyes behind the sunglasses blinked twice.

"what?"

Zhang Tianyi picked at his ear, thinking he had misheard.

"Pull back from the brink? Violating basic human ethics and moral principles?"

He glanced at Zhang Lingyu, who was panting heavily, and then at Rong Shan, who was pacing anxiously in circles.

A look of utter bewilderment:

"Did you two little brats take the wrong medicine at noon today? Or did your training make your brains messed up?"

"I'm just sitting here comfortably basking in the sun, and you all come in here to sing me some kind of 'The Tragedy of Dou E'?"

Chen Duo, who was sitting next to her, was also startled by the commotion.

She put down her phone and looked at the two senior students with a somewhat blank expression.

"Senior Brother Lingyu, Senior Brother Rongshan, what's wrong? Has another fight broken out down the mountain?"

The little girl's voice was soft and clear, and her eyes revealed a pure innocence.

That one word, "Senior Brother," was like a knife, piercing Zhang Lingyu's fragile moral defenses.

"Look! Listen!"

Zhang Lingyu pointed at Chen Duo, her eyes reddening.

He took a step forward and, with a thud, knelt down on one knee next to Zhang Tianyi's recliner.

"Second Uncle!"

Zhang Lingyu's voice was pleading:

"Miss Chen Duo calls me Senior Brother, so she is your personally taught disciple!"

“A master and his disciple are like father and son. How could you... how could you have such thoughts about her?”

"The disciples outside are all talking like crazy, saying that you're going to hold a wedding on the mountain and marry your second mistress!"

"This...this is outrageous!!!"

By the end, Zhang Lingyu was almost in tears.

"Pfft~"

Xia He happened to be carrying a plate of washed fruit out of the kitchen.

Hearing Zhang Lingyu's resounding accusation.

I couldn't resist and almost choked on the grape in my mouth.

"Cough cough cough cough!!!"

Xia He, holding the fruit platter, coughed so hard that tears streamed down her face.

He stared wide-eyed at Zhang Lingyu kneeling on the ground and Rong Shan, who was sweating profusely with anxiety.

My head is buzzing.

What the hell!

What kind of insane plot twist is this?!

Master marries disciple?

A forbidden love on Longhu Mountain?!

Countless melodramatic novel plots flashed through Xia He's mind in an instant.

He suppressed a laugh, quickly retreated behind a large tree, and took out his phone to start recording.

This is an unprecedented bombshell, one in a century!

In the center of the courtyard.

After listening to Zhang Lingyu's accusations, Zhang Tianyi...

The air in the entire courtyard seemed to have been sucked out instantly.

A chilling aura suddenly spread out.

"Click".

The sturdy dragon-head cane in Zhang Tianyi's hand.

He squeezed it without expression, and cracked it.

He slowly sat up from the rocking chair.

Take off your sunglasses.

There was no anger in those purple eyes, only an extreme disdain and speechlessness directed at someone with intellectual disabilities.

"Zhang, Ling, Yu".

Zhang Tianyi's voice was flat and without any inflection.

But to Zhang Lingyu and Rong Shan, it sounded like death itself calling their names.

"You just said..."

Zhang Tianyi held up one finger, pointed to himself, and then pointed to Chen Duo, who looked completely bewildered, next to him:

"I'm going to marry my own apprentice??"

"Those little bastards outside are spreading rumors that I'm getting married and will be the groom??"

I could sense the aura emanating from my second uncle, a power that seemed about to erupt.

Zhang Lingyu was terrified, but his stubbornness forced him to nod.

"Master, Uncle-Master...Isn't that right? The news has spread throughout the front and back mountains..."

"I'll send you my ass!!!"

Zhang Tianyi completely broke down!

He threw the broken half of his cane to the ground.

She jumped up from the recliner and paced back and forth in the yard in a fit of rage.

"I was just showing my apprentice around the mountain."