He rolled up his sleeves, roared, and charged forward with a punch.
"Well done! Watch my invincible combo kick!"
The rabbit showed no fear.
With a raised front paw, it assumed a starting stance and charged towards Zhang Chulan.
A man and a rabbit engaged in a fierce battle right there in the backyard!
"boom!"
Zhang Chulan threw a punch, but the rabbit nimbly dodged it by bending over.
"Snapped!"
The rabbit delivered a "Rising Dragon Fist" to Zhang Chulan's chin.
"Ouch! You dare slap me in the face?! I'll pull your ear!"
"You little brat! You dare pull my ear? I'll bite your thigh!"
"Let go! Are you a rabbit or a dog?!"
"Don't run! Take this flying whirlwind kick!"
The scene was chaotic and comical at one point.
The dignified and unyielding Bi Lian was currently rolling around on the ground with a plump white rabbit.
One moment Zhang Chulan pins the rabbit down, the next the rabbit rides on Zhang Chulan's neck and pulls his hair.
The man and the rabbit fought fiercely, evenly matched.
They even rolled a large patch of grass bare.
……
The commotion here is really too big.
The people drinking in the main hall naturally heard the wailing and howling coming from the backyard.
"what happened?"
Guan Shihua put down her wine bowl, frowning. "A thief broke into the backyard?"
Zhang Tianyi was clinking glasses with the old master when his ear twitched, and his expression instantly turned strange.
"That voice... sounds like Chu Lan's?"
Zhang Tianyi put down his wine bowl, stood up, and wore an expression that suggested he was enjoying the spectacle even more.
"Let's go, let's go see. This grandson of his can get into a fight just by going to the bathroom, he's really something."
The group poured out of the hall and headed straight for the backyard.
Leading the way were Zhang Tianyi, the Old Celestial Master, and Guan Shihua, followed by Wang Ye and a group of young people.
As soon as they stepped into the backyard, everyone was stunned.
In the center of the courtyard, Zhang Chulan's clothes were torn and messy, his hair looked like a bird's nest, and there were several obvious scratches on his face.
He was panting heavily, staring intently at a standing rabbit.
The two men assumed fighting stances, ready to engage in the next round of combat.
"I rely on..."
Wang Ye, holding a thermos, nearly popped his eyes out: "Old Zhang is... fighting a rabbit one-on-one? And it seems he's not even gaining the upper hand?"
Hahahahahaha!!!
Zhang Tianyi finally couldn't hold back anymore.
He clutched his stomach, pointed at the disheveled Zhang Chulan in the arena, and burst into laughter:
"Incredible! Absolutely incredible!"
"Chu Lan, Chu Lan! You were the champion of the Luo Tian Grand Tournament! Just now you were bragging that you were invincible!"
"Now you're actually having a tug-of-war with a rabbit on the ground?! And it even pulled a handful of your hair?! Hahahaha! This is hilarious!"
Zhang Tianyi's smile made everyone around him unable to hold back their laughter.
"Master! Please don't laugh!"
Hearing the laughter, Zhang Chulan felt so wronged he almost cried. He pointed at the rabbit opposite him and accused it:
"This rabbit has no sportsmanship! It specializes in attacking the lower body! And it even uses combination punches!"
"Alright, alright! Stop it, everyone!"
Guan Shihua finally realized what was happening and quickly stepped forward, leaning on her cane, looking both amused and exasperated.
She first pulled Zhang Chulan aside, then said to the rabbit grooming its fur:
"Oh my Wu-ge! What are you doing eating alone in this side room?"
“This is Master Zhang from the Celestial Master’s Mansion, one of our own! Calm down, don’t take it to heart.”
"Humph!"
The rabbit gave a haughty snort and said boldly:
"Guan, aren't you going to do anything about the customers?!"
"This kid touched my butt as soon as he walked in. I'm only doing this because of you guys; otherwise, I would have kicked him into the ditch long ago!"
"what?"
This time, it was Zhang Tianyi and the others who were dumbfounded.
Zhang Tianyi stopped smiling, stepped forward, and looked the rabbit up and down, who could only speak fluent Northeastern dialect.
"Xiao Guan, what's the background of this rabbit?"
Guan Shihua quickly explained:
"Master, Celestial Master, please forgive my poor appearance."
"This is no ordinary rabbit. This is a distant relative of our Gray family, a resident immortal of the Rabbit Immortal Clan!"
"It is one of the deities worshipped in our temple."
Grandma Guan turned her head and said enthusiastically to the rabbit:
"Brother Wu, why don't you say hello to everyone?"
Upon hearing this, the chubby white rabbit's two long ears stood up.
It patted its round belly proudly, as if introducing itself:
"Listen up, everyone!"
"I am the most respected member of the Changbai Mountain Rabbit Immortal lineage!"
"I will never change my name or surname; my given name is simply Wu! Everyone calls me—Xiao Wu!"
"..."
The courtyard immediately fell silent.
Zhang Chulan, who had just finished tidying his clothes, was struck dumb upon hearing this name.
"Xiao...Xiao Wu?"
Zhang Chulan's eyes widened.
Look at this fat rabbit with a really loud voice.
The image of the beautiful female lead with pink clothes and rabbit ears instantly flashed into his mind.
And look at this "Little Wu" in front of him, who could kick him away with one kick...
"Pfft!! Hahaha!"
Zhang Chulan couldn't hold back any longer and blurted out:
"Your name is Xiao Wu?"
"With your voice and your build... your name is Xiao Wu?!"
Zhang Chulan couldn't help but blurt out:
"Since your name is Xiao Wu..."
"So, in our gang... isn't there some guy named Tang San?!"
His words were pure sarcasm and nonsense.
however.
Just as Zhang Chulan finished speaking...
At the moon gate in the backyard.
A young man carrying a bowl of freshly chopped carrots and cabbage stepped into the yard.
The young man was stunned for a moment when he heard Zhang Chulan's shout.
He put down the basin, wiped his hands on his apron with a blank expression, and loudly replied:
"Hey! Who's calling me?"
"Great-Grandma, are you calling me?"
"I'm Tang San, what's up? Want to add some food for Master Wu?"
The entire audience: "..."
Chapter 155 The Living Immortal Afraid of Ghosts, and the Yin-Yang Master on a Snowy Night
"Pfft! Hahahaha!!!"
Zhang Tianyi, who was already laughing so hard she couldn't stand up straight, completely broke down after hearing "I am Tang San".
He pointed at the bewildered young man at the door, while slapping the old master's thigh:
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