Zhang Tianyi said confidently, "From now on, my name is no longer Zhang Tianyi."

He pulled a baseball cap out of nowhere and put it on his head, then put on his sunglasses, put his hands in his pockets, and struck what he thought was a very cool pose:

"Remember, I am a newly initiated unofficial disciple of Longhu Mountain, and my name is..."

Zhang Tianyi's eyes darted around, his gaze landing on the faint signal bars on his phone screen where he had just connected. A mischievous smile crept across his lips.

"My name is Zhang Pikachu."

"Pikachu?"

Zhang Zhiwei and Lu Jin looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Yes, Pikachu's Pikachu."

Zhang Tianyi snapped his fingers, and a happy little spark popped out from his fingertips.

"This time, I'm going to show these self-important geniuses what's what."

"What do you mean... 100,000 volts!"

Chapter 9 A Moment's Thought: Inserting Zhang Lingyu

Chapter Nine "Zhang...Pikachu?"

Lu Jin's facial muscles twitched violently, and he almost dropped the "Tongtian Lu," a book he treasured.

Looking at the "Second Brother" in front of him, wearing sunglasses, drinking cola, and dressed like a hip-hop artist, he suddenly felt that the world had become extremely magical.

"Senior brother, although I don't want to interfere with your... uh, code name."

Lu Jin struggled to find the right words, "But doesn't this name sound a bit... childish?"

"This is the Grand Heavenly Ritual! All the extraordinary beings in the world are watching!"

"Child's play?"

Zhang Tianyi raised an eyebrow, picked at his ear with his little finger, and looked completely unconcerned.

"Old Lu, that's because your understanding is too limited. A name is just a label. Just because I'm called 'Yu Shu' doesn't mean I can truly represent the Heavenly Dao. What's wrong with my name being Pikachu?"

"Besides, don't you think the word 'pickup truck' has a kind of tingling, friendly feel to it?"

As he spoke, another spark flew from Zhang Tianyi's fingers, making a "sizzling" sound.

Lu Jin's lips twitched, thinking to herself, "Affectionate my foot! Getting an electric shock from you would kill someone!"

"Alright, alright, let him be."

The old master Zhang Zhiwei, who had been silent all along, waved his hand, his deeply lined face full of indifference.

He knows this junior brother too well.

More than seventy years ago, he was the kind of person who could tear the roof off the Celestial Master's Mansion if things didn't go his way.

He's been imprisoned for over seventy years now, like a husky that's gone crazy from being cooped up for so long...

As long as he doesn't destroy the house or kill anyone, let him call us whatever he wants.

"Pikachu it is, easy to remember, catchy."

Zhang Zhiwei sighed, picked up his teacup, and took a sip.

"As long as we don't get carried away and let all the supernatural beings in the world see my second grandmaster from Longhu Mountain rapping on the field, it's fine."

"Tch, tasteless old-fashioned."

Zhang Tianyi pursed his lips, finally waiting for the signal bar in the upper left corner of his phone screen to jump to full 4G.

Although it wasn't WiFi yet, it was enough to get his stuck progress bar moving.

"Hey! It moved! Quick, quick, quick!"

Zhang Tianyi held his phone as if it were a secret manual, so excited he almost jumped off his chair.

Just then, a steady and rhythmic sound of footsteps came from outside the courtyard.

Zhang Zhiwei put down his teacup, without even lifting his eyelids, and said calmly:

"Lingyu has arrived."

Lu Jin also suppressed his bitter smile and sat up straight, after all, he still had to maintain the dignity of the Tenth Elder in front of the younger generation.

Zhang Tianyi, however, still had his legs crossed, even placing one foot on the edge of the stone table.

He was shaking his leg while staring at his phone screen and grinning like an idiot.

"Master."

A clear, cold sound, like jade striking against jade, rang out at the courtyard gate.

A tall and upright young Taoist priest walked in.

His long, silvery-white hair cascaded down to his waist, and his face was exceptionally handsome. A cinnabar mole between his brows added to his ethereal and otherworldly aura.

He wore a spotless white Taoist robe, his hands tucked into his sleeves, and his whole being resembled a walking jade sculpture, exuding the word "rules" from head to toe.

It was Zhang Lingyu, the current high-ranking priest of the Celestial Master's Mansion and the last disciple of the old Celestial Master.

Zhang Lingyu, without looking to the side, walked straight to Zhang Zhiwei and respectfully performed a deep bow:

"Master, the list of participants for this Luo Tian Grand Ceremony has been preliminarily compiled, and the representatives of the major families have been arranged to stay. I have come to ask for your instructions."

After speaking, he turned and bowed slightly to Lu Jin, his manners so impeccable that no one could find fault with him.

"Senior Lu."

Lu Jin nodded in satisfaction: "Lingyu, you still know your manners so well. Not bad, much better than my little rascals."

However, when Zhang Lingyu straightened up and glanced at the other side of the stone table, her previously calm expression froze instantly.

What did he see?

A young man wearing black clothes with some kind of strange, scribbled pattern.

He was wearing a pair of sunglasses that looked rather unserious.

The most outrageous thing is that this person's foot... was actually on the table where the master was drinking tea!

It's still shaking!

Moreover, when I came in to report on my work, this person didn't even look up, and was still grinning at his phone!

Outrageous!

This is simply... outrageous!

In Zhang Lingyu's strict worldview, respecting teachers and valuing the Way is an inviolable rule.

How could such an arrogant existence be tolerated in Longhu Mountain, in front of our master?

Even if they are guests, they shouldn't be so rude!

A layer of frost instantly settled on Zhang Lingyu's handsome face.

He took a deep breath, suppressing his anger, and asked in an icy voice:

"Master, who is this?"

Although he was asking his master, his gaze was fixed on Zhang Tianyi like two ice blades, as if he wanted to use his eyes to make this impudent person put his foot down.

Zhang Zhiwei glanced at Zhang Tianyi, who was still in a daze, and then at his apprentice, who was on the verge of exploding.

A mischievous glint flashed in his eyes.

He didn't answer directly, but slowly blew on the tea foam:

"Oh, him... he's a newbie... well, you could say he's a distant relative."

"A distant relative?"

Zhang Lingyu frowned even more deeply.

Even relatives must abide by the rules of the Celestial Master's Mansion when they visit it!

Seeing that his master seemed unwilling to get involved, Zhang Lingyu felt that as the last disciple, he had an obligation to uphold the dignity of the Celestial Master's Mansion.

He turned around to face Zhang Tianyi, his tone still calm, but now carrying a menacing aura:

“This…benefactor.”

"This is the inner courtyard of the Celestial Master's Mansion. My master is receiving guests. Isn't your posture rather impolite?"

The air suddenly became quiet.

Zhang Tianyi, who was downloading a game, paused for a moment.

He didn't put his feet down immediately, but slowly moved his phone away from his eyes.

He raised his head slightly and looked at the handsome Taoist priest in front of him, who seemed to have stepped out of an ancient painting.

Are you talking to me?

Zhang Tianyi's voice was lazy and had a hint of amusement.

"Exactly."

"Please put your feet down. Also, take off your sunglasses; it's basic courtesy when you're with elders."

The elders Zhang Lingyu mentioned naturally referred to Zhang Zhiwei and Lu Jin.

Upon hearing this, Lu Jin's eyes twitched, and she instinctively shrank back.

It’s over.

That poor kid.

How dare they teach this great demon king a lesson?

Lu Jin was about to speak up to remind him, but Zhang Zhiwei stopped her with a look.

The old master watched this scene with a smile, clearly preparing to enjoy the show.

Zhang Tianyi suddenly chuckled when he saw Zhang Lingyu's righteous and indignant demeanor.

Not only did he not put his feet down, but he also went further and changed to a more comfortable position.

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