One person: Starting with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, his grandmaster uncle emerges from seclusion.

Zhang Tianyi didn't stand on ceremony either.

He stretched out two slender fingers, gently picked up the teacup, first held it under his nose to smell it, and then his brows furrowed almost imperceptibly.

Then, he brought it to his lips and took a small sip.

"Gudu."

The tea went down my throat.

The entire room fell silent.

Ma Xianhong looked at Zhang Tianyi, and Zhuge Qing and Wang Ye also looked at Zhang Tianyi, waiting for this man's evaluation.

Zhang Tianyi smacked his lips twice, savoring them for a full three seconds as if he were tasting some rare and precious wine.

Then, he put down his teacup and let out a long sigh:

"Ugh……"

Ma Xianhong's heart skipped a beat: "Master, is this tea... not to your liking?"

"Little Horse."

Zhang Tianyi shook his head, looking at Ma Xianhong with a disappointed expression:

"Your water is indeed excellent. It's rich in minerals, has a soft and smooth texture, and is definitely from a spring deep in the mountains. You're not lying to me about that."

Ma Xianhong was just about to breathe a sigh of relief.

"but!"

Zhang Tianyi abruptly changed the subject, tapping the rim of his teacup with his fingers, making a crisp "ting-ting" sound, his tone becoming extremely disdainful:

"This tea of ​​yours... is it some ancient antique from which dynasty?"

"It tastes astringent at first, the aftertaste is too slow, and it even has a musty smell. This isn't wild tea at all; it's clearly just crumbs you picked out from the bottom of that tea canister!"

"This tea steeped in this water is simply... like a beautiful flower stuck in cow dung, a complete waste!"

"puff--"

Zhuge Qing, who was standing next to him, quickly covered his face with his folding fan, his shoulders shaking violently.

Wang Ye looked up at the sky, pretending to count the leaves, but his mouth was actually grinning from ear to ear.

poison!

That's incredibly toxic!

To say someone's tea tastes like cow dung to their face—only a second-in-command would dare to do something like that!

Ma Xianhong's face turned green instantly.

The veins on the back of his hand, which was holding the teapot, bulged as he took a deep breath.

Forcibly suppressing the urge to smash the teapot over Zhang Tianyi's face, he forced a stiff smile:

"The real person... taught me a lesson."

“The village conditions are poor, and we have indeed neglected it.”

"Alright, alright, I'm not a picky person. Just drink this to quench your thirst."

Zhang Tianyi waved her hand magnanimously, as if to say, "I won't stoop to your level."

Then, as if remembering something, he took out his phone from his pocket.

"Drinking tea without agricultural products loses half its flavor. The environment here is so nice, let's have a couple of rounds."

"Timi~"

Zhang Tianyi skillfully opened "Honor of Kings" and started the ranked match.

however.

next second.

The smile on Zhang Tianyi's face froze.

"460ms!"

It keeps spinning in circles.

"loading……"

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

It's still spinning in circles.

"Snapped!"

Zhang Tianyi slammed his phone down on the stone table, making the teacup jump.

He abruptly stood up, took off his sunglasses, and pointed at Ma Xianhong's nose, starting to spew insults:

"Ma Xianhong!!"

"What on earth is wrong with your wretched village?!"

"Such a huge site! So many houses! And they don't even have WiFi?!"

"Not only is there no WiFi, but the 4G signal is only one bar?! Is this some kind of primitive tribe?!"

"Aren't you a weapon refiner? Since you can create those puppets, why don't you also build a signal base station?!"

"Do you know how much damage this is to an esports player like me who is striving to reach the King rank?!"

"Believe it or not, I can raze this wretched village to the ground with a single bolt of lightning and then give you internet access!!"

This series of roars, bursting out like a machine gun, stunned everyone present.

Ma Xianhong was completely dumbfounded.

He had imagined countless reasons why this expert would make trouble.

After all, he looked like he had ill intentions.

For example, questioning his new concept of self-cultivation, seeing through his cultivation furnace, or even wanting to eliminate demons and defend the righteous path at the slightest disagreement.

But he never expected it.

The reason this guy lost his temper... was actually because of his network card?!

"This...this is, after all, deep in the mountains..."

Ma Xianhong attempted to explain.

"So what if it's deep in the mountains? Does that mean the internet will be cut off?"

Zhang Tianyi wouldn't listen at all, and paced back and forth in the yard in anger:

"Without the internet, what's the fun in cultivating the Tao? What's the point of achieving immortality?!"

"This is utterly outrageous! Absolutely incomprehensible!"

Just as Zhang Tianyi was exhaling into the air, Ma Xianhong looked constipated.

"presumptuous!!"

A furious shout suddenly came from the courtyard gate.

Immediately afterwards, a young man wearing a green tracksuit, with long hair and holding a strange magical artifact rushed in like a cannonball.

It was Qiu Rang, one of Ma Xianhong's most devoted fans and a highly accomplished individual.

He had been keeping watch outside and overheard the Taoist priest inside first insulting the sect leader's tea.

Now they're pointing their fingers at the cult leader and cursing him over this trivial matter. I've had enough!

"Where did this scoundrel come from! How dare he be so disrespectful to the sect leader!"

Chou Rang's eyes widened in anger, and the magical artifact "Ruyi" in his hand gleamed with golden light:

"You think you're so great? You really think Biyou Village is easy to bully?!"

"How dare you insult the cult leader?! Shut up!!"

Without waiting for a second, Qiu Rang activated his magic weapon and charged towards Zhang Tianyi.

"Chou Rang! Stop!"

Ma Xianhong's expression changed, and he tried to stop him, but it was too late.

Faced with Qiu Rang charging aggressively towards him.

Zhang Tianyi acted as if she hadn't seen it.

He didn't even turn around, still facing away from Qiu Rang, but slowly picked up the teacup and gently blew away the tea foam floating on top.

"call……"

Zhang Tianyi slightly turned his head and glanced indifferently at Wang Ye, who was watching the show beside him:

"Young people these days really don't understand any rules."

"When adults are talking, how dare children interrupt?"

"You dare to lay a hand on me?"

As he spoke, Zhang Tianyi suddenly raised his foot and kicked Wang Ye in the buttocks:

Stop looking! Go away!

"Let's teach this disrespectful brat a lesson on behalf of Heaven!"

"Ouch!"

Wang Ye was leaning against a tree watching the commotion when he was suddenly kicked in the butt.

He staggered forward uncontrollably a few steps, landing right between Zhang Tianyi and Qiu Rang.

"I……"

Wang Ye looked at Qiu Rang, whose face was full of murderous intent, and then glanced back at the Second Master, who had sat down again to drink tea. His face was full of the word "misery".

This is what they call... sitting at home, and trouble falling from the sky?

I'm here as a guest!