Whose youth romance story begins with a witch's trial?!

As long as you find happiness—hmm?

A moment of distraction startled Chang Rong, but he immediately thought of something more important.

While checking everyone's stocks, I noticed that one person's progress toward becoming a witch was somewhat dangerous.

Moreover, she is a delicate individual with a history of 'suicide'.

Since that's the case, what I need to do now is—

"By the way, Miss, can you sleep with me tonight?"

Chang Rong turned to Tono Hannah, who was mending a coat, and asked her in a relaxed tone, as if she were asking her what she wanted to eat for dinner.

"—Huh?"

Hannah Tono blinked.

"—Huh?"

The other prospective witches also blinked.

"Kiang!?"

The mysterious pink-haired puppy hiding by the door let out a short, mournful howl.

"—Achoo!!!"

Nikaido Hiro, one of the three who were in jail, sneezed.

And after a strange and suffocating silence—

"Chang Rong still seems a little out of it, haha, you should sleep a little longer, my top fan...!"

Afraid that Chang Rong would catch a cold from a stiff neck, Renjian Leia smiled and gently placed a pillow over Chang Rong's head. So, the Demon Orb Resting Ceremony was chosen, so she could sleep well, sleep well.

Volume 1: Chapter 84. As everyone knows, the outcome of handing the phone over to the woman is...

You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want.

You can't learn something just by being taught; you can learn it after just one lesson.

Chang Rong, who was stuck in the infirmary, finally understood this principle.

"Um... at least give me a chance to make an excuse, okay?"

"Hmm? No problem, Rongrong, please go ahead."

"Actually, I—"

"Chucky!"

"Aww, so sweet!!!"

The moment I opened my mouth, I was sprayed in the face by my long-lost, leaky little darling.

As the saying goes, experience makes one a doctor, and Chang Rong can now distinguish the colors of the spray paint on Noah's body by smell alone, even with her eyes closed.

Green indicates a pungent paint smell, red indicates a pungent and slightly foul paint smell, and yellow indicates a relatively mild paint smell.

...You don't expect to smell any fruit or anything like that, do you?

"Rongrong is an idiot...!"

After helping Chang Rong blind herself to the allure of dazzling lights and bustling activity (in a physical sense), Noah Shirosaki pouted and snorted, then plopped down at a table with her back to Chang Rong and began sketching on the sketchbook that once belonged to Natsume An'an.

—Damn it, if only I could start this day all over again…

Looking at Noah's sullen back, Chang Rong felt a pang of regret.

Although he solemnly declared, "I'm much better now, it doesn't affect my mobility anymore, I'm currently in 'Senpasen head mode'," he was still forcibly detained in the infirmary by the others.

More accurately, it should be called 'house arrest'. The aspiring witches would take turns keeping Chang Rong from running around in the infirmary, and the baton has now been passed to their little darling, Noah Shirosaki.

The reason for this current situation of 'forced rest' is none other than Chang Rong's words when he was still confused after waking up: 'Flip the card and have Tono Hannah sleep with me.'

Admittedly, he played poorly this time. His brain was already in a low-power, calm standby mode due to severe energy deficiency these past few days, and it was already running very slowly. Yet, he still acted impulsively because he saw the progress of Tohno Hannah's witch transformation.

This process of switching between hot and cold didn't make Chang Rong's stats stronger, nor did it enhance his brain by +1. He simply blurted out a 'perverted statement' without thinking, which almost got him thrown into witch's trial and executed...

Upon hearing this, Tono Hannah was initially stunned, but regained her composure only after Chang Rong made a series of moaning and groaning sounds as Leia smeared her face with a pillow.

Then, Tono Hannah blushed and blurted out, "Perverted white-haired knight—!!!" before covering her face and running away—or perhaps she floated away.

Hannah's witch powers not only make it easy for her to take the blame in cases, but also make her steps light and unsteady when she gets excited. However, because her face was covered by a pillow, Chang Rong couldn't see it very clearly.

"Just woke up from a coma, and the first thing you do is succumb to your desires?! Today you want to seduce Tono Hannah, tomorrow it'll be me, the day after tomorrow it'll be me, and the day after that it'll be me—in short, as the idol you're pushing, I really have to control you properly, Chang Rong!"

Hasumi Ryoga looked at Chang Rong with a resolute expression and said.

"Is this how you use the term 'push idol,' Rhea-sama...!?"

"Run, Hannah! I'll protect you! As for Chang Rong, it seems you've completely fallen into the demonic path. But don't worry, as an idol, I've learned a thing or two about exorcism techniques..."

As always, Rhea Hasumi remained a true knight, resolutely protecting Hannah Tono. However, this time, she held not the longsword at her waist, but a strange lubricant from the medicine cabinet.

...So what exactly do you want to do about this exorcism?!

"Hmm, have you completely lost your mind and started talking nonsense...? Looks like I'll have to extinguish that impure flame in your chest before I get your scolding... It's alright, I know of some drugs that can sever these worldly desires—"

Arisa Wisteria also adopted a resolute expression, her left hand holding a flame and her right hand holding a bag of strange blue pills (actually calcium tablets) as she slowly approached Chang Rong.

—Are medicines something you take by 'inhaling'?! And I'm not mentally unstable; rather, it's probably after actually taking that ominous-looking pill that my mind became a mess!?

“Rongrong…Rongrong is such an idiot, a super huge idiot! Hiro was busy doing all sorts of things for you, and in the end he even had to risk breaking the law and get imprisoned to bail you out, but the first thing Rongrong did after she got out was to betray Hiro…Noah can only painfully reform Rongrong.”

Noah, his eyes vacant, drifted over to Chang Rong's side, muttering to himself, "This piece is no longer needed," while using a paintbrush to draw assembly and cutting lines on various parts of Chang Rong's body.

Wow, there's even human modification involved... Wait, wait! Theoretically, I'm still a patient, right? What's with drawing assembly lines on me? Even Americans are human beings, after all. Trying to assemble a Gundam like this? I'm not dead yet! You're such a filial, fatherly, leaky-looking pajamas— *sigh*

I don't know how Noah's genetic modification surgery is defined, since it involves his lower body, nose, and mouth.

“This piece… is not needed. This piece… is for Hiro. This piece… Noah can use himself.”

Those who don't know might think it's some kind of Hannibal Wings (8) 罒斯无柳片场的吃人术社金手手.

And Noah, why are you focusing on my hand? What are you going to do with it? Are you just an ordinary, peaceful office worker?!

"Alright, alright, stop bothering Xiaorong. After all, Xiaorong is indeed a patient, you know? And Xiaorong must have had his reasons for what he just said, but we misunderstood him, right?"

Saeki Miria smiled bitterly, her hand on the racket poking at the ball. She seemed to be ignoring the martial arts moves. It seemed that the master was going to apply lubricant to the white-haired boy to cool him down and exorcise demons. Arisa was going to force-feed him small blue pills (digestive pills!). Noah was going to give him an anatomical drawing of the human body.

"Thank you so much, Saeki-kun. You truly are the most reassuring and comforting elder in my family...!"

Chang Rong managed to squeeze out her gratitude for Milia through her tightly closed mouth. If Milia didn't help, she was afraid she would really be filled with strange little pills, covered in graffiti, and sent to the kitchen to meet her physical death sentence.

"Eh? [Elderly Glory]... Well, um, I'll take that as a compliment, okay?" Saeki Miria brushed her hair back with her fingers and responded with a smile.

"..." "Mmm..."

On the other side, two little heads, one pink and one yellow, peeked out from the infirmary. Although Tono Hannah was scared away by Chang Rong's overly direct and lewd remarks, she secretly came back after running a short distance. She is currently cosplaying as Oni Mask with Sakura Emma, ​​who is also squatting at the infirmary entrance.

Of course, because of her height, Hannah had to float a little higher to place her head on the pink puppy.

"Well... Uncle may not be as good at interpersonal communication as Xiaoya, but when something goes wrong, we can solve 9% of the problems by just talking things out, right?"

While taking Noah off Chang Rong's father and putting him aside, Sae-Bermi-Milia stopped Zi (Fujiya Gorisha) from feeding Chang Rong the mysterious blue pill, confiscated Hasumi Rieya's mysterious exorcism holy water, and at the same time helped Chang Rong smooth things over.

"Hmm...you're right, Saeki-kun."

Chang Rong wiped the spray paint off her face, propped herself up to sit up in bed, and looked at the prospective witches with a determined gaze.

After experiencing the tragedies of Natsume Anan and Sawatari Coco, Chang Rong has realized how important 'information exchange' is.

If everyone could be honest and communicate openly, perhaps those tragedies wouldn't have happened...

Since that's the case—

"Actually, I can see everyone's progress in becoming a 'witch'."

Chang Rong chose to confront them directly.

Although Chang Rong didn't think others would reveal their "taboos" like Leia-sama, because everyone's taboo scars are different and their mental states are not comparable, it was still okay for her to set an example first.

"[Witch Transformation Progress]...?"

Ryota Hayami frowned and tilted her head. The words that came out of Chang Rong's mouth seemed to be too far beyond common sense, although there was no common sense to speak of on this prison island.

"Rongrong isn't lying, is she? *stare*"

The lie detector balloon looked at Chang Rong with her palette-like eyes.

"Ugh... To cover up your lust, you actually came up with such a nonsensical reason? It seems you need to be taught a lesson more than I do."

Arisa Ziyi (with a disgusted expression) revealed that this guy, who was drinking and taking strange drugs with a woman just a minute ago, was surprisingly morally upright in other areas.

Sure enough, such outrageous statements are hard to convince people. But I was prepared for that!

"I have nothing more to say, but I think it would be better to just show it to you directly."

Chang Rong took out her phone, unlocked the screen, and prepared to show them the 'YUKI Romance System' directly.

The kind of idiom that makes you feel pressured to become a witch and then become one yourself, based on basic probability logic, is actually quite unbelievable, considering that someone like you would appear out of 10 or so people.

Chang Rong didn't believe that luck was so good that there would be experts who could 'see themselves under too much pressure in the software, thus increasing their own pressure, and therefore becoming overly stressed'. So she decided to show everyone the most brutal data directly, which would facilitate subsequent explanations and actions.

"They said to just look... but what do we want to look at?"

Ryota Hasumi took the phone from Chang Rong, but after staring at it for a while, she still tilted her head in confusion.

"Huh? It's those numbers above—Leah-sama, you wouldn't... "

"W-what?! Don't look at me like I'm an idiot! Of course I understand—"

Feeling a little guilty under Chang Rong's gaze, Renmi Ryoya immediately turned her attention back to her phone.

"It's just looking at a number—oh, isn't this Noah? It's so cute!"

"?"

Ryota Hasumi, who had been frowning, fiddled with her fingers a few times, then suddenly revealed a look of sudden enlightenment.

"Nono nono?"

Hearing his name called, Noah also tiptoed to check, while Hasumi Ryoya very gentlemanly crouched down slightly and moved the phone screen towards Noah's perspective.