The Chang Rong in front of me was neither the reliable, mischievous Chang Rong of my senior days, nor the reliable, mischievous Chang Rong of my junior days, but... rather, a completely new version: polite, vulnerable, confused, and obedient.

I opened a blind box and got the hidden item, that's what they say.

So it really was because I forcibly disassembled the machine ahead of time? Was it a side effect of waking up Chang Rong a week early? As for why Chang Rong would instinctively call out my name, is it because Chang Rong absorbed a portion of my witch factor at that time, thus possessing an extremely rare 'rewinding' ability, and therefore retaining some memories?

As Hiro looked at the 'hidden gem' Chang Rong in front of him, his mind raced with thoughts.

If he's like this, does he really count as the 'idiot rabbit' I know so well? Will I... will I end up killing the boy I know with my own hands...? No, no, absolutely not—

"Well!?"

As Hiro's thoughts were clouded by the witch's influence, becoming paranoid, chaotic, and desperate, a slightly cool hand gently touched her hair.

Unlike Emma, ​​it was as if all the negative emotions and pessimistic thoughts in her heart were wiped away, and it was like being gently embraced with a warm touch, washing over her body and mind from top to bottom.

This is... Chang Rong's 'absorption'...?

Her dark, sticky thoughts were washed away, and Hiro's thoughts gradually became clear again. She slowly felt the incredibly familiar stroking sensation on her head, which came from the hand of the boy she knew and longed for the most, Chang Rong.

"I'm sorry... Although I don't know who you are, you seem to be in a lot of pain... I don't know what I can do for you, but it seems that my subconscious tells me that all I need to do is pat your head, so... are you feeling any better?"

The white-haired boy, who had just been rescued from the coffin, gently stroked Hiro despite his weakened state, giving her that most familiar smile, hoping to bring a sense of peace to the girl in front of him, whom he did not know but who was suffering some kind of torment.

"you……"

Looking at the boy in front of her who gave her a weak but pure smile, Nikaido Hiro, whose witch-transformation was rapidly regressing, swallowed hard.

Without a doubt, the guy in front of me is Chang Rong. That terrifying, idiotic, mischievous, kind-hearted—idiot rabbit who could even seduce the Great Witch.

This tenderness bound to the soul, this touch from the palm of your hand, this expression that looks just like Asakusa's—

Whether you're a seasoned veteran, a junior veteran, or a complete novice, I don't care what you're made of, as long as you're comfortable...!

"Waaaaah...!?"

Suddenly, Hiro tackled Chang Rong to the ground, pressing her ten fingers of both hands against Chang Rong's palms on either side, using what looked like an extremely awkward position to pin the white-haired boy to the ground.

“I’m so glad you still remember me, Chang Rong. Because—because I’m your lover, that’s right! It’s precisely because we’re lovers that you still remember me!”

"Lover...?" Chang Rong blinked, seemingly unable to believe it.

“That’s right, no, calling us lovers is too conservative. We’re a couple deeply in love! We’re a super sweet couple who make love at least twice a day!” Nikaido Hiro said, panting heavily, his cheeks flushed with fervor.

"Huh?! Me? Am I that kind of person...?"

Chang Rong blushed slightly, not expecting that she had gone so far.

—In a way, what I said isn't entirely false, yes, it's the truth! I just attributed the total score of the idiot rabbit to myself, since no one else is going to come and claim it anyway!

"Of course you're that kind of person, Chang Rong. You color-field rabbit, gluttonous rabbit, Asakusa rabbit—come on, I know you've been craving it for a while, haven't you? No, it's okay, since that's the case, then I'll satisfy you right here...!"

Hiro gasped for breath, the moist air from his nostrils turning into white mist in the freezer, almost engulfing Chang Rong, who was pinned beneath him.

"Is it here...? What kind of person am I...?" Chang Rong was completely stunned. Did she really have such a big appetite and play such elaborate games?

"That's right, so you're just a useless rabbit who's hopelessly addicted to my charms... Heh, we've already done all that by the lake in the wild, so what difference does it make here!"

Shirley, who once said she would give Chang Rong a textbook-level comfortable, safe, warm, and compliant CCB experience, became somewhat displeased as she realized that her championship had been snatched away by Shirley.

But she immediately transformed that hatred into murderous intent towards Chang Rong, preparing to settle both old and new scores and kill the newly thawed rabbit half to death.

As for where this behavior is comfortable, safe, warm, or compliant—duh, of course it's because I, Nikaido Hiro, find it enjoyable, comfortable, and safe! Therefore, it's correct and compliant!

"Although I have absolutely no idea what's going on... well... if it's really necessary... I'll do my best to cooperate."

Although the white-haired boy was still extremely confused, he suppressed his confusion and nervousness, nodded to Hiro, and said that if this was what Hiro wanted, then he would do his best to make Lord Hiro happy.

"Well……!"

Even Nikaido Hiro hesitated for a moment when he saw Chang Rong, who exuded such a sense of immorality.

Was my behavior really right...? No, it couldn't be considered right no matter how you looked at it. After all, my progress toward becoming a witch had already been suppressed when Chang Rong touched me. All my current actions were purely to satisfy my desires.

Chang Rong was unaware that his reasons were so despicable, yet he still chose to endure and submit. This extreme sense of immorality constantly tormented Nikaido Hiro's soul.

"Kick him to death, kick him to death, kick him to death, kiss him, kiss him..." the 'Evil Nikaido' whispered in his mind.

"Don't let it get stuck, don't let it get stuck, don't let it get stuck..." the 'Kind Nikaido' whispered in his mind.

"I...I, I really kissed you! I'll fuck you to death! You shameless, seductive, and clueless idiot rabbit...!!"

It seemed that in the end, the evil Nikaido had triumphed over the goodness in her heart. She swallowed hard, then ripped off her tie and began to unbutton her blouse one button at a time, pressing it tightly against the boy's chest.

"Of course, this is all for the sake of keeping warm, for the continuation of life, and it's the right thing to do—"

"Where's the correctness?! You mysterious serial fangirl who fabricates evidence!!!"

"Well!?"

Just as Hero was about to strip naked and start eating, he was suddenly startled by a breath and immediately activated his back form.

The underground freezer, which should have been empty, suddenly had a new figure appear—a prospective witch named Zetsu Coco, wearing orange cat-ear shaped headphones, with shoulder-length black hair and cat-like orange eyes.

“Coco…!?” Shiro was stunned. Although she knew that the second time around was the basement that Zetsu Coco had discovered, she shouldn’t have come here so early.

"Don't be fooled, Chang Rong! That kind of person isn't your lover at all. She's just a sadistic, professional womanizer who only knows how to use force to coerce you. I... I... I saw it all clearly!"

Zedu Coco blushed and pointed at Hiro, loudly undermining him, her words seemingly filled with dissatisfaction.

"Huh!? What right do you have to slander someone's innocence—" Hiro was now anxious. He had finally found an opportunity to put his ideological stamp on Chang Rong and lock the bus, but now an unexpected opponent had appeared.

No... it wasn't entirely unexpected. Considering this guy's magic, it was actually quite reasonable... Tsk, the [Clairvoyance] magic is such a nuisance!

"Evidence? The evidence is simple—because, because, because...because I'm the one who rolls in the sheets every day, that's right—I'm your half-sister Coco-chan, Onii-chan...!" Ze Du Coco blushed and loudly declared to Chang Rong in her VTB business voice that Chang Rong was her favorite brother, family, her number 2 favorite, and her sister's sex-dealing machine.

"Haaah—!?" "You're laughing at the Bull Demon King!"

Hiro and Zedo Coco breathed on each other.

"...Hmm?"

The white-haired boy, caught in the middle, blinked, completely bewildered by the situation.

Volume 1: 149. Am I a good cat now?

At first, I thought I was just half asleep and didn't know why I was suddenly seeing strange images.

In those images, I found myself in a luxurious yet eerie castle, surrounded by a group of strange creatures, and a stinky bird that called himself the 'Warden' popped up, babbling a bunch of things I had no interest in at all.

Anyway, it's just some random dream that my brain automatically conjured up because I stayed up late playing games last night. I can just leave it alone!

However… this 'dream' was ridiculously long. When he couldn't wake up no matter what he did, and saw the group of strange girls in the dream seriously discussing 'magic', he realized that this was not a 'dream' at all, but rather his magic [Clairvoyance] had spied on Zetsu Coco in another timeline.

Soon after, 'Zawatari Coco' encountered a murder case. 'Zawatari Coco' followed the group to the reception room, where everyone not only voted to send the girl with long, straight black hair who was most likely to be the murderer to work on the sewing machine, but also noticed an inconspicuous boy in the crowd.

Without a second thought, 'Ze Du Ke Ke' breathed on the guy who called himself Chang Rong, insisting that he was also part of the prison's mafia, especially since this guy's gender was different from everyone else's. She herself thought 'Ke Ke' was right; someone who didn't look like a good person was definitely part of the mafia and should be voted out immediately!

However, as the 'Witch Trial' progressed, it turned out that the evil white-haired man who looked like the mastermind behind everything, standing on the judge's bench and grinning as he toyed with the warden, was not the second mastermind. Instead, it was Baosheng Mag, whom he had initially liked, who chose to self-destruct.

Well... after all, the information transmission process of the clairvoyant magic might occasionally be off, so it's normal to guess wrong!

In short, after the witch's trial ended, life on Prison Island entered a relatively stable period. During this time, I often saw 'Coco' breathing on and talking trash about other people. Hmm... although from an outsider's perspective, this behavior seems a bit inappropriate, but it's okay, Coco. There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who are 'the most important to me' and those who are 'no big deal even if they die,' and you're the best Kimi. Kimi of your level can breathe on whoever they want—Eeeeeeeeeee!?

When Coco breathed on the freakish white-haired guy and was subsequently pinned against the wall by him, she accidentally made an embarrassing sound herself.

That guy, while not the second-in-command... well, he's definitely no good either! What's with that "I love cats" act all of a sudden? Does he even realize he's talking to a super popular VTuber, a cute girl?! And then he even blew up 'Coco's' livestream! What is he doing?! This weirdo rabbit... he might as well just die!

However… after all that messy stuff, Coco's relationship with the other prospective witches actually became much more relaxed and intimate. Although she didn't care about the lives of others, the sight of her chatting and acting together with them seemed… not so bad.

In the time that followed, Coco would occasionally hiss at the eccentric rabbit and get hit by a cat-themed TV. Sometimes the eccentric rabbit would suddenly have a fit and drag Coco to do "something adult" – which was watching a movie.

What's going on? Is this weird rabbit trying to woo me? Such outdated methods and taste! Choosing a horror movie specifically for the film? It's such a lame idea! In fact, this guy was so scared by the horror movie that he buried his head in the sofa. So lame wwwww!

However... it seems that the sadistic rabbit didn't really have any special purpose in doing these things to 'Coco'. It seems that he just wanted to find a way to make 'Coco' more sociable and better integrate her into the other prospective witches.

What the heck... It's like I'm the one pushing you, but you're not one of my pushers, so mind your own business... Wouldn't it be better to just be a nobody and stay a nobody?

Later, 'Coco' stumbled upon a horrifying scene: the perverted rabbit and the mysterious arsonist, Arisa Wisteria, were having sex in the art studio. What the hell is this perverted rabbit?! He's still such a idiot, so incredibly idiotic, utterly ridiculous! I thought this guy might be a little different, but he's still just a rabbit head controlled by his little head! Disgusting! What's there to explain?! Go to hell, go to hell—wait, what is this, 'New Three Kingdoms'?

In his quest to find 'Coco,' the mischievous rabbit has started using his clairvoyant magic to scrutinize photos of 'Coco' in mysterious films and television shows. Seriously, why is 'Zedo Coco' suffering in the second playthrough, and now I have to go through all that history again?! Damn it! If I ever see this stuff again, I'll go deaf!

In short, under the onslaught of the mysterious Eastern power, 'Coco' quickly surrendered. However, after the explanation from the devilish rabbit, 'Coco' understood that the scene in the art studio was a misunderstanding, and the cause of this misunderstanding might be related to the 'taboo' of the aspiring witches.

So this weird rabbit didn't actually end up rolling around with Arisa? Seriously... even if I knew that, I wouldn't be happy, it's none of my business anyway! But... but that guy really cares about 'Coco', and I have to admit, under his guidance and interference, 'Coco's' lifestyle is indeed much better than before when she would breathe on him whenever they met.

Aside from my beloved grandfather—my last family member—I can't believe anyone else cares about me so earnestly... I feel so happy, just a tiny bit, really just a tiny bit.

However, Coco was then hypnotized by the shady bean sprout landmine girl Natsume Anan and handed over the witch killer potion she had hidden.

When Coco realized that Natsume Anan wanted to kill the sadistic rabbit, she created a scene she never dared to imagine. Coco seriously began to plan the murder, seriously set up the trap, and even actually killed Natsume Anan in the end.

Before the execution platform, 'Coco' was rescued by the sadistic rabbit, but during the subsequent escape, because she violated the taboo of her childhood trauma of 'hiding', 'Coco' ultimately chose to commit suicide by taking the witch killer potion.

"Let this shitty drama end, I'm pushing number 2." — These were Coco's last words.

...What? He died like that? Or did he commit suicide?

That... that was Coco's choice, it has nothing to do with me! I wouldn't be so foolish as to sacrifice my precious life for that sadistic rabbit just because he's a little nicer to me! Anyway, that guy must be just an actor!

Those previous scenes were just a result of 'Nikaido Coco' being bewitched by the devilish rabbit in a moment of madness. Now, I, 'Stage Three Coco,' have arrived in all my glory, and this time I will absolutely not repeat the same mistake! Nor will I sacrifice myself for that kind of guy—wait?

I thought the 'clairvoyance magic' would end with 'Coco's' suicide, but for some reason, the screen lit up again.

The perspectives of these images are somewhat chaotic, and the content is also fragmented. Some fragments depict trivial matters of imprisonment, while others appear to be serious discussions and records of certain intelligence.

However, what these scenes have in common is that you can hear that monstrous rabbit talking to 'Coco' almost to itself.

They ate lunch together, cooked together, attended moonlit tea parties without tea, and occasionally talked to themselves in the study late at night—as if they had really lived with him for a while again.

Just because 'Coco' told him about another possibility for the clairvoyance magic, did he just keep acting like an idiot, going to those events with 'Coco's' image on his person? He's...he's acting like a complete idiot...an absolute idiot...!

Perhaps, it wouldn't be so bad if I reluctantly agreed to let him become my number 2 pick this time... I should give this guy a little chance, just a tiny chance... Huh?

When the scene reappeared, this time I saw 'I love number 2' being cornered in the study by a group of prospective witches, desperately begging for mercy but still being cruelly stripped naked, and then being swarmed and devoured.

No matter how much "I'm Pushing Number 2" pleaded for reconciliation, showed weakness, or tried to bring back everyone's rationality by bringing up past events, the ending was still that he was pinned to the sofa and unilaterally stripped naked, humiliated, and defiled.

And he could do nothing but cower in the corner and watch helplessly as I pushed him to be corrupted by the witches, to be bullied by the witches in turn, to lose his little pearl, and to become a tattered doll that had been trampled on.

Hey, stop...stop messing with my stuff!

There was nothing I could do but helplessly watch as 'my push' gradually succumbed to pleasure and despair, being utterly dragged into hell by the witches.

Is there anything more despairing than this scene? Yes, brothers.

Hey, I'm telling you, stop messing with those witches! If you're going to mess with them, at least take me with you...!

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