Whose youth romance story begins with a witch's trial?!

What made us late? Does it mean that the idiot rabbits were attacked by wreckage again, and the crisis was resolved before we even arrived? Yes, that explains their disheveled appearance—

Okay, stop fooling yourself.

"Now that things have come to this... do you have anything else to say?"

Hiro rubbed his brows, using the last of his strength and methods, and looked at the white-haired boy in front of him to ask.

“I’m thinking… If I could hear the truth in the morning, I could die content in the evening. As an individual with my own thoughts, have I already realized my full value?” Chang Rong responded softly in a calm voice.

—This is practically a sage's statement! This damn idiotic rabbit…!!!

Veins bulged on Shiro's forehead and the back of his hands. There's a limit to deceiving yourself. Clearly, for Shiro, there was only one explanation left for everything in front of him—that Chang Rong was ultimately devoured by Tachibana Sherry, that evil, violent, mentally ill, utterly unlovable, crime-solving, and despicable person who only knew how to accuse Hannah.

Even knowing the outcome, Hiro still found it hard to believe. She glanced around at their surroundings, rubbed her brows, and looked at the boy in front of her again.

"You...you're in a place like this? In this...messy wilderness?" Hiro asked incredulously.

"Ugh..." Chang Rong covered her face, not knowing how to answer, and just blushed with embarrassment.

To reiterate, once someone successfully completes a CCB (Completely Climbing the Crowd), they will have all sorts of problems besides the CCB itself. One of these problems is whether their chosen location was a bit too audacious.

"You, you, you two—not to mention a fully equipped, soundproof, comfortable room with hot water for showering, at the very least, there should be a bed! This, this is just pure outdoor, outdoor... isn't it!? This is not right, this is absolutely not right!"

Nikaido Hiro's tone was a little hesitant. Her vast knowledge had never taught her that when two people were having sex, they didn't even need sheets. Instead, they could sleep on the spot, under the stars and moon, with the sky as their blanket and the earth as their pillow.

"Hmm, that seems to be true, but I feel it's okay too~!" Tachibana Sherry thought for a moment, then gave a thumbs up to show that she didn't mind, at least she felt pretty good about it.

"You chaotic idiot... Well, at least you took proper precautions, right...?"

Hiro had absolutely no idea how to communicate with a chaotic being like Tachibana Sherry. She pressed her forehead, which was about to bleed from her veins, and asked the two people in front of her.

"...Ah!" Chang Rong was silent for a moment in the face of Xi Luo's question, then made a belated, panicked sound, covered her face with her hands and crouched down in defense, assuming a textbook-level waiting posture after being caught singing in the street.

"Oh my... does that mean Sherry is going to be a mom soon? Hmm, then I'll have to start thinking of a name... how about Chang Apple~?" Tachibana Sherry blinked and paused for a moment, then immediately touched her cheek shyly and began to imagine the wonderful and happy family of three she would have with her husband and child.

"You bastard—!!!"

"Waaaah, I'm so sorry, I just went along with the mood and—Pfft!?"

Before Chang Rong could explain, and there was nothing to explain, he was lifted high into the air by the finally overpowered Hiro.

What is this?! No preparation whatsoever, just randomly picked a grove of trees or bushes and started doing it all? That's not how it's taught in textbooks…!

Hero never imagined that he would learn the truth that "you can't believe everything in textbooks" under such circumstances.

—Damn it… you idiot rabbit… why don’t you put up a fight a little longer! But facing that super-strong woman, it’s already a miracle he wasn’t stabbed to death…

The thought that Chang Rong had been forcibly abducted and robbed to this place made Hiro feel less angry.

Putting myself in her shoes, if I were the one who tied Chang Rong up in this place, I would say that this idiot rabbit still has the strength to stand and talk, which makes Tachibana Sherry's punches seem slow and not ruthless enough.

At the very least, I must completely overwhelm this idiot, filling his mind with nothing but my own correct theories, until he's utterly transformed into the shape of a Yamato Nadeshiko, Hiro-chan.

Despite all the precautions and calculations, I was ultimately defeated by Tachibana Sherry, a pure stat monster... As expected of a formidable rival who was my sworn enemy from the very beginning, I was ultimately outmaneuvered...

Now that things have come to this, instead of interrogating the idiot rabbit for not standing up for himself and protecting his innocence, we should think about something more practical—the idiot rabbit isn't some disposable consumable; he is a renewable resource. Even if Sherry got lucky and won him over on the 'first', it doesn't mean she'll really have the last laugh.

That's right. What I need to do now is to solidify my second-place position, and then personally tell that idiot rabbit what a textbook-level, correct, comfortable, safe, and professional CCB procedure should be like.

Hmm... Although I don't actually know much about this, I'm still more skilled than this idiot rabbit who graduated from Chu Nan less than half an hour ago, right?

Thinking of this, Hiro slightly suppressed the killing intent surging within him, and his expression towards the white-haired boy changed from his previous somewhat agitated and angry demeanor to a smile that conveyed reassurance.

"Forget it, there's no point in criticizing you now—in fact, it's quite unfortunate to have such an 'incorrect' experience as your first time. You must be feeling terrible right now, you idiot rabbit, right? After all, it's such an 'incorrect' process, and incorrect things can't bring the right enjoyment... But, cough cough, I'm different! [False evidence] I can bring a more correct way and process, and at least I can help you establish the right values ​​and experience, instead of being utterly ruined by this super-strong woman using you as a mere stress-relieving and sexual release device."

With a blush, Hiro tried to explain his strengths to Chang Rong. He said that if it were him, he would not unilaterally kiss Chang Rong, but would give him the proper experience of male-female interaction (this is false evidence).

For that idiot rabbit who had just been unilaterally humiliated and thoroughly humiliated by Tachibana Sherry, her suggestion—regardless of whether it was true or not—should at least be tempting, right?

However, as Hiro was thinking this, he suddenly noticed something. At this moment, for some reason, Shirley Tachibana, who should have been 'the mysterious, super-strong woman who unilaterally used the stupid rabbit as a toy without any care and indulged her lust,' instead showed an embarrassed and shy expression like an ordinary girl and looked away.

The perfect victim, the stress-relieving gadget, the silly rabbit who wanted to stuff all the gadgets into his head to watch him drop his little pearls... For some reason, after hearing his own words, he showed a strange expression of pride and smugness.

What are these two doing...?! Could it be that my reasoning is wrong, or that the intelligence is incorrect?

Hiro was completely baffled; what had happened between these two?

"Hiro-chan! You found... Ah, Changrong-kun and Sherry-chan!" "Seriously... So you guys actually ended up in a place like this? Are you out of your minds?!"

Just as Nikaido Hiro was confused, Tono Hannah and Sakuraba Emma finally arrived.

"So...haha, so what exactly are you doing, Gorilla Girl...?" "Um, Hiro-chan, is Chang Rong-kun alright...?"

The "Unbreakable Iron Alliance" reunited, and the little dog and the young lady, both panting, hurriedly asked Hero what was going on.

"Why don't you see for yourselves? The way these two are now, there's no need to explain anything further." Hiro sighed helplessly, pointing at the despicable couple in front of him.

"Looks? What do they look like... um...!"

Hannah Tohno was taken aback for a moment, but when she saw the slightly disheveled clothes on the 'Dumb Knight' and the 'Gorilla Girl', the blush on their cheeks, and the subtle, shy, and sweet aura between them... as a fan of shoujo manga, Hannah Tohno immediately realized something.

"You...you...you...you're actually serious?! This isn't right, Desuwa!!"

In her haste, Tono Hannah accidentally used her levitation magic again, and she floated in front of her best friend Tachibana Sherry, grabbing Tachibana Sherry's loose collar and shaking her wildly from side to side and back to back.

"Normally, in a manga, shouldn't things like this be interrupted by some strange event, or the two of you have a falling out, or at the last minute you realize it was all just a beautiful misunderstanding!? Why, why did you two actually start doing it!? This isn't how desuwa works in a shoujo manga!!"

"Hehehe~ Why did things turn out like this? I'm looking for the answer too, Hannah~~"

Faced with her best friend's tearful accusations, Tachibana Sherry chuckled and said that although she didn't know why, she did eat it to her heart's content.

"Chang Rong-jun... Waaah... Why is this happening... No, but Chang Rong-jun, aren't you tired?"

After realizing what had happened, Emma Sakuraba instantly showed an extremely pitiful expression, like an abandoned stray dog. However, she immediately shook her head vigorously to force herself to cheer up. While Hannah Tono was holding back Sherry Tachibana, she quickly moved closer to Chang Rong, resisting the urge to drop the little pearl, and softly asked Chang Rong.

"It's alright, Emma... My calves are a little sore, but that's because Sherry dragged me here all the way..."

"In that case... is Chang Rong thirsty? Is there anything that feels uncomfortable? Would you like something to eat or something...?"

Emma Sakura held Chang Rong's hand and continued to ask questions, her words filled with genuine concern for Chang Rong.

—Oh, Emma is such a good girl…!

Faced with Emma Sakura's meticulous care and inquiries, Chang Rong felt a warm glow on his body.

After all, Heero always breathes on her the moment they meet, and the young lady tortures her best friend the moment they meet. Only Emma cares about her health. Emma is a good puppy!

"I'm fine, Emma. In fact, I feel much more energetic now!" To avoid worrying her good girl Emma, ​​Chang Rong patted her chest to show that she was alright and would definitely be able to use it next time.

"I see... Hehe, that's great, Chang Rong-jun. Now that Chang Rong-jun is safe and sound and in good condition... it's my turn next, right...?"

"Huh?"

After confirming through a few questions that Chang Rong still had plenty of food, the kind-hearted Emma looked at Chang Rong with greedy eyes without saying a word, then grabbed his wrist and tried to sneak into the grove.

"Wait a minute—what are you planning to do?"

However, before Emma Sakura's clever plan could be implemented, she was caught red-handed by Heero.

"Yeah, yeah...! Since Rong-kun has already broken his fast, can't I do it too...! I want to do it!"

When she was caught, Emma Sakura didn't act weak and pitiful as usual. Instead, she shielded Chang Rong behind her, spread her arms, and gave Shiroha a fierce look.

"What, what did they do?" Chang Rong was extremely surprised. How could there be an expert?!

So, what kind of 00-year-old girl, upon learning that her crush has just undergone a coming-of-age ceremony, would immediately want to drag him away for a second round of "oil extraction"?

"I was here first...! Whether it's taking care of Chang Rong-kun or getting close to Chang Rong-kun... I was the first one here, but Sherry-chan stole the spot... Well, if that's the case, then I'll at least be the second one to drink the soup!"

Emma Sakura started her frenzied, dog-chewing mode. Chang Rong had only seen Emma like this before, back in the first culinary competition, when he shared the leftover stew with Emma and Tachibana Sherry happily tried to break off a piece.

"Anyway, since Sherry-chan has already set a precedent, it's my turn, isn't it!"

"Hmph... Nonsensical remarks!"

"Woof!?"

Nikaido Hiro raised his hand and mercilessly criticized Sakura Emma.

"Who knows if that level of care was just a little trick you did to win over other people? And in the end, it was just taking care of a frozen rabbit lying in bed, there was no effective communication at all—but I'm different, I've actually been in jail with that idiot rabbit! And, and... that's right, I was also the first person to kiss that idiot rabbit!"

Nikaido Hiro retorted without hesitation, saying that there was no need to worry about formalities now that things had come to this point, and if they dragged it out any longer, they might not even get a taste of the soup and would only be able to push from behind.

"No, no... I'm the first one! Although, although Chang Rong-jun doesn't seem to know..." Sakura Emma quickly retorted.

"Then, then I'm the first person to be held in the arms of that idiot knight Chang Rong in bed!" Tono Hannah couldn't care less about torturing her best friend anymore and hurriedly joined the battle, afraid that if she was late, all that would be left for her was a pile of white hair.

"Hehe, pinning him to the ground and doing all sorts of things... I, I did it from the very beginning!" What Hiro said was true. At that time, Chang Rong offered to help Hiro change his clothes and clean the dirt off his body, but Hiro's response was to pin him to the ground and beat him up.

Although I really want to go back in time and slap Hero, that idiot who didn't understand the deliciousness of rabbit meat back then, what's more important right now is how to eat meat.

"I've done that before too...!" Sakura Emma retorted, "So what if I secretly took Chang Rong's medicine? Who hasn't done that?"

The three of them started showing off their seniority, daring to go out and check the progress, trying to prove who was the most qualified person to get the food. Meanwhile, Shirley Tachibana, who had already happily made her million-dollar withdrawal, stood aside, watching the farce unfold with an unperturbed and composed attitude.

What you can't have always stirs your heart, while those who are favored take it for granted. Now, Tachibana Sherry has long since moved on to the next stage, a thick barrier separating her from the pathetic trio.

"Um... I think instead of arguing about this here, why don't we go back first? So that other people won't worry if we disappear for too long."

Chang Rong raised her hand to offer her opinion on the prize itself, but at this point, she no longer had any expectations of her own subjective will. At first, these people would pretend to ask for her opinion as the person in charge, but now that they knew about her "can't live without CCB" condition, these women who were about to go crazy stopped pretending and simply left Chang Rong aside to argue on their own.

This behavior suggests that he doesn't need the consent of the person involved at all; as long as he can find a way to avoid his best friend's backstabbing and scheming, he can naturally start a game with Chang Rong.

Chang Rong increasingly felt that he was like the Holy Grail, the magical Grail that everyone in the Holy Grail War was fighting over, flying in the sky and forming the cornerstone logic of the Holy Grail War—in short, the Flying Grail.

"Hmm...yes, that's true. Although we're still a step too late, now that we've found Chang Rong-kun and Shirley-chan, let's go back as soon as possible."

"Tsk... Oh well, this is the only way for now." "Seriously... This was a complete waste of time at Desuwa! It's all your fault for being such a snoopy eavesdropper...!" "Hehe~~" "Hehe my foot!"

After thinking for a moment, the group decided to go back first. After all, there was no point in staying here any longer. It would be better to go back and use their skills to start the next round of the battle royale chicken dinner competition.

Volume 1: Chapter 134. A Familiar Appearance

On the way back, Nikaido Hiro suddenly thought of something and looked at the white-haired boy beside him.

"By the way, you idiot rabbit, since you've already... tsk, anyway, since you've already done all that with Sherry, how does it feel? Cough cough cough, I'm not asking about the experience, but about your absorption of the witch factor!"

Hiro coughed twice and quickly explained, but her face turned red first. She had no interest in hearing this guy recount his pathetic experience of being picked up and bumped into by Tachibana Sherry until he fainted.

"Well... it's pretty much as I expected at the beginning. It's even more effective than kissing. It's probably the most efficient form of absorbing witch factors so far."

Chang Rong rubbed her hair in response, saying that what Tono Hannah said before was indeed true. This kind of behavior is indeed the most likely to cause emotional fluctuations. After actually experiencing it, she felt that one session was better than six.

"In that case, is the amount of four people enough for you?" Nikaido Hiro asked, while Emma's eyes lit up instantly.

"Hmm? I don't know either... Wait, why are you suddenly asking this kind of question, Hiro?"