"...It's just that I have a bad sleeping posture, Leia-sama." Chang Rong replied helplessly, while secretly rejoicing that at least this idol's sense of smell wasn't as strong as her hearing.
"Hehe, I don't dislike these kinds of confused fans either—here you go."
Hasumi Ryouya skillfully handed the peeled apple to Chang Rong, then got up to tidy Chang Rong's pillows and bedding. She walked to the window of the infirmary, adjusted the angle of the curtains to prevent sunlight from shining on the white-haired boy on the hospital bed, and then filled a water glass with drinking water and placed it within Chang Rong's reach.
After completing this series of actions, Hasumi Ryouya sat back down on the small stool and looked at Chang Rong.
"Waaah..."
"Hmm, what's wrong? Heh heh, have you finally rediscovered my charm, my top fan!"
Lian Jiu saw that Lei Ya was a little confused by Chang Rong's stare, but she didn't think too much about it and just struck a pose that was both rustic and greasy, but indeed very cool and dashing.
"No, I just didn't expect that you, Rhea-sama, would have such a feminine side."
"What, what do you mean?! It's as if I've always been some kind of genderless being!"
Chang Rong's heartfelt exclamation, however, made Renjian Leia somewhat irritated.
Ryouya Hasumi's series of skillful, even somewhat 'professional' actions had indeed left Chang Rong a little dazed.
—By the way, the reason Leia-sama chose to become an idol stage performer was because of her mother, who was hospitalized for many years. That's why Leia-sama is so skilled at taking care of patients.
The more suspicious the story, the more likely it is to be supernatural. Chang Yirong finally figured out where Lianwu Jianlei and Yajiu's inexplicable overflowing feminine power came from.
"I'm not angry anymore... Anyway, I'm just glad you and Yukari are alright, Jiu Changqi Rong. I clearly wanted to protect everyone—no, actually it was just to attract attention... But even if it was just to attract attention, I really hoped to stand in front of everyone. But in the end, people still left one after another..."
Ryota Hasumi rarely showed a disappointed expression, and at the same time said some discouraging words that you would never normally hear.
"No matter what, Chang Rong, you absolutely mustn't do anything foolish! This accident was caused by our lack of detailed information about Prison Island. If you plan to explore Prison Island again next time, Chang Rong, you must let me come along, okay!"
Ryota Hasumi immediately adjusted her mindset and looked at Chang Rong with pleading eyes.
That pitiful gaze made Chang Rong hallucinate something again for a moment.
"...Yes, I promise you I won't be so reckless next time, Rhea-sama."
"That's good, Chang Rong... Don't forget, you're going to be the first victim of my [Control of Gaze] magic!" Renjian Leia breathed a sigh of relief and finally smiled again.
Upon seeing Hasumi Ryouya in this state, Chang Rong raised his right hand.
"Leah-sama, come closer, even closer, yes, that's right—"
"Like this? Is that how it is? Chang Rong, what are you trying to do... Ugh!? Ugh... Ugh..."
Following Chang Rong's instructions, Ryota Hasumi stretched her head under Chang Rong's right palm, and then had her short blonde hair ruffled.
At first, Hasumi Ryo was a little surprised, but she immediately showed an expression of enjoyment, with a slightly dazed smile on her lips, and her non-existent tail twitching happily behind her.
As expected, Rhea-sama and Emma Sakura are Stand users with the same attribute.
Chang Rong was now certain that Renmi Ryoya was also a puppy-like type. Even if a truly terrible situation arose and all other options failed, at least she could temporarily use the bell-throwing method to distract Renmi Ryoya.
"MuFooFoo... Huh!? Akira, he's supposed to be an idol, but he's the one getting rubbed by his fans!?"
Chang Rong withdrew his hand for a long time, and Renjian Leia still enjoyed the lingering warmth for quite some time before waking up from the sedative illusion.
"Your composure as an idol isn't quite there yet, Leia-sama," Chang Rong said with a smile to the golden retriever.
"It's just that I've never met a fan as enthusiastic as you, Chang Rong, before... By the way! Speaking of which, since An An left, I've started trying to write scripts myself. Chang Rong, you happen to have nothing to do, so come and help me see which script has more selling points!"
Realizing she had lost her composure in front of her top fan, Hasumi Ryouya quickly changed the subject.
"The first script is [a lowly nobody and a rich heiress form a band and end up owing 168 billion], the second script is [an ordinary student and a historical figure save the world together, only to find out it's all a dream], the third script is [an excellent teacher and a vocational school student do an off-campus cooking internship, and the teacher gives an acceptance speech to the chef, only to be split in two], Chang Rong! Because I feel like any of these scripts could be a huge hit, I'm completely undecided. Do you want to come and take a look?"
"NEXT"
The feminine charm that Hasumi Ryouya had just accumulated was instantly wiped out again.
After the mysterious scriptwriter left, the other prospective witches gradually came to visit the sick woman.
Although Chang Rong was deeply moved by the fact that everyone came to visit her, almost none of them truly treated themselves as patients when they came to visit her.
Although Noah, the little girl, didn't cause any trouble, she suddenly said she wanted to draw on her body after seeing the bandages wrapped around her.
As a father as strict as General Dong, Chang Rong naturally snorted coldly at Noah Shirosaki's nonsensical and troublesome request, saying, "Is that even a question?!" and then revealed the bandages on his body as a canvas.
And the little cotton-padded jacket balloon artist lived up to expectations, quickly transforming the bandages on her body from the initial skin into various dazzling colors, including the Winter Festival Limited Edition, Prestige Edition, and Year of the Rabbit Limited Edition.
After playing and frolicking with Noah, Chang Rong felt much more relaxed.
The only problem was that after Noah had covered all the bandages on his body with paint, the little girl looked reluctant and muttered something like, "It's not fun on the bandages, Noah wants to draw directly on Rongrong."
When Noah Enterprise's original V-shaped dazzling rainbow (rainbow-like three pupils) Kong Er uttered this ambiguous sentence, a trace of dark will also flashed through his eyes.
But my little darling is so adorable, even if I let her turn evil, what terrible things could she possibly do? She can't possibly poke me with a makeshift fence, can she? I'll just leave her be!
Chang Rong was absolutely certain of this.
When Hannah Tono came, it didn't seem like she was visiting someone in the hospital; it looked more like she was there to interrogate them.
"I just told you to be careful when you put on your clothes, and you came back with a 'rag' on your hands! You stupid knight, are you trying to drive me crazy?!"
Hannah, holding the coat she had ripped off Chang Rong and now completely turned into a tattered rag, angrily raised her feet and loudly questioned Chang Rong.
"I'm so sorry, Miss... I really had no choice at the time..."
Chang Rong was quite embarrassed. Although he was very skilled at housework, he was a complete novice when it came to mending clothes. He had to rely entirely on Hannah to help him with the repairs.
As a result, the clothes that the young lady painstakingly repaired were destroyed the moment she put them on and wore them out. If you put yourself in Hannah's shoes, it's easy to see her blood pressure and her witch-like demeanor rise.
"Difficult? If it's difficult, then let's not do it! These are your new clothes for the future!"
Tono Hannah angrily threw a wad of cloth at him. Chang Rong unfolded it and found it to be a strange thing consisting of only three pieces of cloth and a thin gold thread.
He fiddled with it for a while and finally realized that it was a 'bikini', and the kind that used the least amount of fabric.
"No, no, no, there's no way I could wear something like that! If I actually wore it, I'd just be seen as a complete 'witch's trial' and 'execution' service, Miss!"
Chang Rong quickly tossed the strange object aside, while Tono Hannah clicked her tongue softly.
"Miss, didn't you say you had a costume? Although this request is a bit shameless, can't I wear that?"
"That outfit? I'm still stuffing my hair into it... It's not that I'm crazy, it's not that I don't have a wife, anyway, I just feel so bad when I see you, you stupid jockey dad!"
"?"
Chang Rong tilted her head, wondering why Tono Hannah was so nervous when the topic of clothes came up.
"Really... I'll let it go this time. Just focus on getting better. I... I still have so many stories I want you to experience..."
Hannah Tono covered her face with her fan and said softly, "The heroine of a shoujo manga is already looking forward to the next time her little dream in her mind is realized."
When the young lady visited her in the hospital afterward, she didn't do anything abstract or extreme. She just sat to the side and chatted with Chang Rong occasionally, while sewing a doll in her hands. Judging from its appearance, it was a doll that belonged to her former roommate, Ze Du Ke Ke.
After Miss Tono left, the next person to visit her in the hospital was Uncle Milia.
Chang Rong earnestly requested that Milia bring Arisa along, and that Arisa not be allowed to come alone.
Reason for the skirt. It's also very simple. If Arisa also lined up for a one-on-one session in episode 4, this guy would most likely...I...V no" (meaning he would definitely pull out a thorny whip from his crotch and then launch a self-inflicted apology. If you dare to refuse, you'll most likely be dragged along by this guy to take the mysterious little pill and then repeatedly apply for BDSM.
The thought of that scene was terrifying, so Chang Rong decided to take precautions and have Milia defuse the bomb for him first. With someone else involved, at least Arisa wouldn't do anything outrageous.
Although Milia was a little confused about Chang Rong's request, she still brought Arisa, who was shouting, "I don't want to see that guy!", to the infirmary.
Chang Rong was swallowing hard, twisting his body, and giving Milia frantic eye signals, asking the older man to have a forbidden and taboo physical pleasure with him (referring to patting her head on the lap). However, perhaps because Arisa Fujito was also there, Milia Saeki just dodged the question and pretended not to see Chang Rong's hints.
In the end, the three of them just stared at each other blankly for a while, in an awkward atmosphere.
Arisa's cleverness backfired. She said she never intended to come! As a result, she was not only forced to listen to the masked delinquent Jiahao's spiel about how pure her recently acquired 'mysterious ibuprofen' was, but she also wasted a precious opportunity to have physical intimacy with the older man (to reiterate, referring to a lap pillow and head massage)!
You'd be better off playing a few rounds of Three Kingdoms Kill instead!
After smiling and watching the two leave, Chang Rong immediately began to writhe wildly on the bed, filled with regret.
Just as he was invoking the spirit and successfully summoned Brother Xu, the door to the infirmary was pushed open once again—
What was bound to happen would happen. The blue-haired detective girl entered the infirmary. She first used a magnifying glass to look around at the surroundings, and then went straight to Chang Rong's bedside.
"I'm sorry, President. Everything I did before had a reason. I hope you'll give me a chance to recite a haiku before you kill me—"
"Hmm? What are you saying, Chang Rong?"
"—!"
Contrary to what she had imagined, the blue-haired detective girl, who possessed the strongest arm strength among detectives and the highest intelligence in the family, did not immediately beat Chang Rong into two pounds of lean meat, two pounds of fat, and two pounds of mixed fat and lean meat with a single Instant Hell Kill when she met her, nor did she question her about what she had been doing back then.
Shirley Tachibana simply grinned at Chang Rong with that 'initial character art', while changing her original nickname 'Watson' back to her real name.
It's almost like... a factory reset.
"Hello, suddenly Niu Yiliu said with a serious face that we must strictly abide by the one-person-one-shift rotation system! Although I don't know why Hiro is doing this, hehehe~ But for some reason, everyone seems to agree with this decision, so I have no choice but to agree. After all, I am everyone's favorite, the cutest, most handsome, and most reliable little fairy, right!"
Shirley Tachibana chuckled and rubbed the back of her head, speaking in a carefree tone about things that had nothing to do with the current situation or the boy in the hospital bed.
"Um—President, are you... alright?"
Although Chang Rong once again felt that unsettling 'inhuman feeling' from Tachibana Sherry, he still braced himself and asked about Tachibana Sherry's physical condition afterward.
In response to Chang Rong's question, Tachibana Sherry struck a pose as if she were loosening her shoulders.
"It's okay, it's okay! I'm in such good shape right now that I could lift the Earth upside down!"
"Uh...is that so..."
"But even if you grabbed the Earth, you couldn't throw it away, because there's no foothold to pull you off."
"..."
The blue-haired detective before her was like a real machine. After learning of Chang Rong's 'dislike' for her, he immediately regarded 'Watson' as a 'mistake that should not exist', and along with everything that had happened before, he isolated it, threw it into the recycle bin, and deleted it.
This is indeed a very efficient method, and only 'Sherry Tachibana' could do it.
"Chang Rong, you need to get better soon, otherwise it'll be so boring! Speaking of which, I originally wanted to bring the super rare beetle that I caught that can castoff, but Hiro ruthlessly confiscated it, sob sob~~"
"..."
Looking at the girl in front of him, talking to herself and making all sorts of expressions, Chang Rong felt that he had lost the chance to 'meet' her again, even though she was right in front of him.
No... I should be happy, this result has far exceeded my expectations.
Sherry Tachibana didn't die or become a witch; instead, she reappeared before her, full of life. She didn't choose to dwell on this mistaken experience, but instead chose to move on in the most efficient way possible only for Sherry Tachibana.
The blue-haired detective girl stood beside Chang Rong, rambling on about all sorts of strange and fantastical things. Chang Rong didn't respond, and Tachibana Sherry didn't need his response either, because it was just idle chatter to pass the time, nothing more.
"Ah, it's almost time. Leaving a little early shouldn't be a problem, right? Chang Rong, you don't look like you're going to suddenly die, so thank you for your hard work!"
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