Slaying Gods: Ancestral Witch Agent, Starting with the Nine Revolutions Profound Technique

Unexpectedly, Tieguai Li did not choose to fight Dionysus, but turned and ran away with his iron crutch.

Dionysus was stunned when he saw the afterimage.

Is this guy really lame? How can he run so fast?!

Dionysus took a big gulp of wine, and his speed exploded instantly. In the blink of an eye, he had caught up with Tieguai Li, who had fled far away.

Tieguai Li leaped onto a donkey, which then galloped away, putting distance between itself and Dionysus.

"Kid, you're only fit to smell my donkey's ass from behind."

As he spoke, Tieguai Li waved his iron crutch at Dionysus with a provocative look.

"you wanna die!"

Enraged, Dionysus took another sip of wine, and his body swelled up again, about to grab Tieguai Li!

hum!

A crimson longsword descended from the sky, carrying a chilling aura, and forced Dionysus, the god of wine, to a halt.

Dionysus looked up at the sky and saw an ancient-style man dressed in white with sword-like eyebrows and bright eyes blocking his way.

"Alright, alright, get off my donkey right now. You've been with me for so many years, and I've never been willing to push you like this."

Zhang Guolao pulled Tieguai Li off the railing and stroked his little donkey with a pained expression.

Tieguai Li shook his head and said with a smile, "Hey Lao Zhang, you only rode your beloved donkey for a little while, why are you so upset?"

"Times have changed. I'll send you a new energy electric scooter sometime, a Hermes one."

Lu Dongbin reached out and summoned the Chunyang Sword, which instantly flew into his palm. He looked at his opponent with disdain.

"We followed the Celestial Venerable all this way just to deal with this drunkard?"

Zhongli Quan waved his fan, his body radiating a fiery aura. "This guy gets stronger just by drinking; he's not easy to deal with."

Wearing a tattered Taoist robe and with disheveled hair, Lan Caihe laughed and said, "It's just drinking. All of us Eight Immortals are drunkards. Eight against one, what are we afraid of?"

He Xiangu, a beautiful woman carrying lotus flowers, walked over and said, "If word gets out that eight of us are fighting one, it won't be good for the reputation of the Eight Immortals."

Holding a jade flute, Han Xiangzi said coldly, "As long as we kill him, no one will spread the word about what happened here, and who will know that there were eight of us fighting one?"

Cao Guojiu, dressed in a magnificent robe, clapped the jade tablet in his hand and said, "Good idea. If you don't cut the weeds at the root, they will grow back in the spring breeze."

"We were stuck in the Heavenly Court before and didn't have a chance to come out. Now it's our turn to take the initiative."

Tieguai Li slammed his iron crutch heavily onto the ground, unleashing a divine force.

"Alright, let's work together to smash Olympus to pieces!"

The Eight Immortals, each wielding a magical weapon, surrounded Dionysus, the Greek god of wine.

Dionysus glanced around and said fiercely, "Eight!"

The Eight Immortals surrounded Dionysus, forming the Eight Trigrams Formation.

Dressed in white like a sword immortal, Lü Dongbin stepped on the Qian position and took the lead in attacking!

"Go, sword!"

Pure Yang transformed into a fierce golden sword aura, heading straight for Dionysus!

In the Li trigram position, Han Zhongli raised his fan and waved it, and a surging flame instantly surrounded Dionysus!

He Xiangu stood in the Kun position, and with a gentle lift of the lotus flower in her hand, countless rocks rose from the ground, trapping Dionysus's figure.

Lan Caihe, holding a flower basket, threw the orchids in the basket to the Xun position. Instantly, a strong wind arose, and countless vines grew wildly in the wind, tightly binding Dionysus's body.

Han Xiangzi stood on the Kan position and played the jade flute in his hand. Suddenly, cold, icy rain slapped Dionysus's face haphazardly.

Cao Guojiu slammed the jade tablet in his hand heavily onto the Gen position, causing the ground to shake instantly.

Zhang Guolao rode his donkey backwards to the Zhen position, shook his fish drum, and immediately the drum sounded like thunder, and countless bolts of lightning descended from the sky, heading straight for Dionysus!

Tieguai Li took out the gourd from his back, stood on the Dui position with his iron crutch, opened the gourd in his hand, and pointed it at Dionysus.

"You like drinking, huh? Well, today I'll let you drink your fill!"

hum!

A flash of golden light, and Dionysus, already covered in wounds and unable to defend himself, was captured and put into the gourd.

The Eight Immortals exerted their power simultaneously, and the Bagua formation rotated continuously, forming a Bagua seal that was imprinted on the mouth of the gourd, sealing Dionysus, the god of wine, inside the gourd.

Tieguai Li laughed and said, "In no time, this kid will turn into wine, and then we'll drink him up together!"

The other seven immortals waved their hands in unison, saying, "No, no, no, we don't have such heavy tastes."

Lan Caihe picked up the wine jug from the ground, opened it, smelled it, and said, "Hmm! Let's drink this wine together!"

Chapter 709 Clash of Divine Messengers

Hermes was displeased to see Hades, the sixth brother, letting Athena leave with Lin Qiye in order to protect himself.

In order to complete the task given to him by Zeus, the king of the gods, to kill Lin Qiye, Hermes flew towards the location of the back mountain of Olympus.

Hermes flew towards the back mountain and suddenly encountered Uquan and Chloe, who were also heading towards the back mountain.

"Oh, what a coincidence."

Hermes glanced at Wu Quan and asked with a smile, "Judging from your appearance, you must be here to see Lin Qiye, right?"

Wu Quan was on high alert. He didn't speak, but put his hands behind his back and silently gathered a power of control.

Hermes took in all of Wu Quan's subtle actions but paid them no heed.

Compared to Wu Quan, this Western Christian saint is a greater threat.

"Holy Maiden, your Heavenly Kingdom has been taken over by a group of demons. Instead of restoring the Heavenly Kingdom and restoring its former glory, why are you getting involved in this mess with these Great Xia people?"

Hermes looked at Chloe and said.

Chloe said earnestly, "Among the kingdoms of the gods, only Great Xia can lead humanity to ultimate victory."

"If I don't help Great Xia, am I supposed to help you bunch of lackeys who have sided with the Khwarazmian faction?"

Hermes said coldly, "Holy Maiden, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want!"

"How could we, the ancient Western pantheon of Olympus, possibly collude with those monsters of the Kreece pantheon!"

Chloe pointed to the spider corpses scattered on the ground and asked, "You're not going to tell me these things are Olympus's pets, are you?"

Hermes raised an eyebrow. When did so many spiders appear here?

Those white spiders, each the size of a car, were definitely not products of Olympus.

Taking advantage of Hermes' distraction, Chloe gave Wuquan a look, and the two of them exerted their strength at the same time, flying towards the location of the cave in the back mountain!

"Want to run?!"

Hermes's flying boots flapped, instantly catching up with Uquan and Chloe.

Swish!

Hermes was about to reach out and grab Wuquan's shoulder when suddenly a white light flashed, and he felt as if he had been entangled by something.

Looking down, he saw several wisps of white whisk flying from afar and wrapping around his waist.

"Why should a dignified messenger of the Greek gods make things difficult for a few juniors?"

Swish!

Dressed in white robes, with a kind face and a standard social smile, Venus pulled Hermes back with a forceful pull.

"Venus!"

Hermes recognized him the moment he saw him.

Venus flicked his whisk and said with a smile, "I've heard that you are a messenger of the Greek gods, specifically tasked with delivering divine decrees on behalf of Zeus, the king of the gods."

"Coincidentally, if the Heavenly Court has any messages that need to be delivered, it is always I who are sent to the mortal realm to convey His Majesty's decrees."

"Speaking of which, we're in the same line of work."

Hermes was very anxious as he watched Uquan and Chloe run further and further away. He couldn't let his prey fly away like this!

"You old geezer, who said we're in the same line of work as you? Get out of my way right now, or don't blame me for being impolite!"

Hermes gripped his caduceus tightly and pointed it at Venus with a threatening expression.

Venus, still maintaining his easygoing demeanor, said with a smile, "Hey, we're both civil officials. Fighting and killing are the business of the warriors. Divine Envoy, don't lose your composure, lest you become a laughingstock."

"I have some freshly picked West Lake Longjing tea here. If you don't mind, Your Excellency, shall we sit down and chat over a drink?"

"Screw you!"

Hermes realized that this old geezer had no good intentions and was just trying to stall him to give Wu Quan and the others a chance to escape.

This old geezer looks kind and gentle, like a good-natured man, and doesn't seem to have much fighting ability.

They knocked Lin Qiye and his men down with two blows and chased after them to capture them alive!

Thinking of this, Hermes immediately launched his attack at zero frames, unleashing powerful divine force with his twin serpent staffs, which hurtled straight towards Venus!

Venus dodged to the side, then looked at Hermes with a smile and said, "Hehe, if you don't want to drink, then don't drink. Why are you throwing such a tantrum?"

"If you don't like our Great Xia's tea, I also have some specially brewed hand-ground coffee here. Would you like a cup?"

"As you know, these days, those of us who work in offices are under a lot of pressure. This stuff is refreshing and a great buddy for working overtime."

"The overall environment is not good. The competition among humans is fierce, and the work in the Heavenly Office is just as difficult."

"At least humans can retire, but we immortals probably won't live to see the day we retire."

Hermes ignored Venus's unreasonable demands, tilted his serpent staff, and two dark green venomous snakes flew out like lightning, lunging at Venus's throat from the left and right!

Venus flicked his whisk, which instantly split into two strands of white silk, tightly binding the attacking venomous snake.

"Hmm, it looks good. Take it to make wine for the Great Sage."

With a swift chop, Venus struck out with his hand, a flash of cold light, and the heads of two dark green venomous snakes instantly fell to the ground!

Hermes was enraged when he saw his pet, which he had raised for many years, killed. He unleashed his divine power and attacked Venus!

"Old Deng! I'll kill you!"