Slaying Gods: Ancestral Witch Agent, Starting with the Nine Revolutions Profound Technique

"Impossible. With my build, I can't even do a simple backflip. How could I possibly perform such a difficult move?"

One minute later.

"what!"

"Help me!!"

"Stop right there, you dead leg!!!"

Baili Pangpang performed a 720° aerial spin followed by a Thomas Flair and a backflip, a smooth combo that left everyone speechless. It was the first time they had ever seen such an agile fat man...

On the training ground.

Front flip, back flip, one-handed handstand, inverted hook, Thomas full twist, straddle vault...

The new recruits transformed into acrobats, beginning all sorts of acrobatic performances.

Instructor Han nodded with great satisfaction.

"Dismissed, let's go eat."

Apart from Lin Qiye and Cao Yuan, a few other oddballs, the rest of the people on the field simply couldn't control themselves.

Gu Tianchen decided to let loose and, in his invincible, fiery form, tumbled wildly towards the cafeteria.

Lin Qiye and Cao Yuan exchanged a glance. Okay, he's the odd one out...

Swish!

An invincible whirlwind rushed into the canteen kitchen and instantly arrived in front of Old Sun.

Old Sun, who was holding the plate, was startled. He quickly did a backflip, catching the falling food with the plate, making sure not a single piece was spilled.

Gu Tianchen, who had regained his footing, was dumbfounded. "Wow, so you were the real expert."

Old Sun glanced at the silver bracelet on Gu Tianchen's wrist and immediately understood what was going on.

"Hehe, this old man was young once too."

click!

A sharp sound of a herniated disc rang out, and the two men looked at each other, the scene becoming quite awkward...

click!

Old Sun reached out and pushed his herniated disc back in, then casually picked up the plate and walked out of the kitchen.

Gu Tianchen returned the favor with a backflip and gave Old Sun's retreating figure a thumbs-up, "Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"

All the benches in the cafeteria were removed, leaving only tables that were securely fixed in place.

Baili Pangpang carefully reached out and picked up a piece of meat, wanting to feed it to himself with lightning speed.

Splat!

Baili Pangpang's hand trembled, and the meat fell directly to the ground...

Baili Pangpang: T^T

"Seven Nights, I'm hungry, feed me..." Baili Pangpang said with a wronged expression.

"If you really can't do it, you can learn from him."

Lin Qiye pointed to Gu Tianchen at the next table.

Gu Tianchen was seen spinning around on the table while diligently eating, his pace unaffected at all...

Baili Pangpang's lips twitched slightly. How did this guy do that...?

……

Boom!Boom!Boom!

There was a knock on Lin Qiye's dormitory door.

"Seven Nights, where are you going?" Baili Pangpang asked while doing a backflip.

"Go out for a bit."

Lin Qiye dressed, lightly touched the wall with his toes, and flew to the rooftop as easily as a butterfly.

"Are you here, brother?" Gu Tianchen greeted with a smile.

"What do you want from me?"

"Transfer the money. Here, it's one million. Take it and spend it however you like." Gu Tianchen said as he spun around like a Thomas, handing Lin Qiye a black bank card.

Lin Qiye frowned.

"I sold Blood Boiling to Gangzi, and Scorpion One was a joint venture between the two of us. It cost two million, which we'll split equally," Gu Tianchen said with a smile.

"Keep it, I don't need it."

"These are for the child. Ajin is still in school, so buy him a few more '53' textbooks. No matter how poor we are, we can't skimp on education; no matter how hard life is, we can't let our children suffer," Gu Tianchen said earnestly.

Lin Qiye's lips twitched slightly. One million, how many 53 books could that buy?

"Alright, I'll accept it then."

"I have a question for you," Lin Qiye said, looking at Gu Tianchen.

"explain."

"Do you think... our world really exists?" Lin Qiye asked seriously.

Good grief, driving Instructor Gu crazy wasn't enough, now they're coming after me?

Is the mental illness of the bald god really that difficult to treat?

Gu Tianchen turned around and looked at the starry sky, pretending to be deep and replied:

"The world is fake, but love is real."

Chapter 57 Mass Poisoning?

"Where did you copy it from?"

Lin Qiye raised an eyebrow and asked.

Gu Tianchen widened his eyes and said, "How can you call it copying when it's something a scholar does? It's called learning from others."

"The world is fake, but love is real..." Lin Qiye murmured, repeating this sentence to himself.

"I understand, thank you, goodnight."

Lin Qiye jumped off the rooftop and disappeared into the endless night.

Gu Tianchen's lips curled up slightly, hoping that his words could help Merlin, the god of hairless hair, with his condition.

Praise be to the God of Hairless!

Gu Tianchen returned to his dormitory and immersed his consciousness in the Pangu Temple.

As soon as he came in, he saw two people rolling around on the ground, each grabbing the other.

You throw a punch, I kick, without any strategy or method, just using the most primal way to unleash the purest power...

Upon seeing Gu Tianchen enter, Zhu Rong and Tian Wu released their grip and stood up from the ground.

His hair was disheveled, his clothes were tattered, and his face was blackened by the fire.

Shebi Shi, who was brewing poison in a small pot nearby, sighed and shook his head, saying, "Alas, what a terrible witch."

Swish!

A gentle breeze swept away the dust, and Tianwu instantly transformed back into a handsome, well-dressed scholar, his tattered clothes turning into a blue divine robe.

Only one sleeve was rolled up, revealing muscles that bulged like a small mountain...

Tianwu noticed Gu Tianchen's strange gaze on his arm and subtly rolled up his sleeve.

Gu Tianchen smiled slightly, "Senior Tianwu, you usually read the Lun language, right?"

Tian Wu smiled slightly and gently waved his feather fan. "I am well-read and have a broad knowledge of various subjects."

Zhu Rong rolled her eyes. "We're all just brutes. One of us hides under a black robe all day making poison and playing dirty tricks. The other is a brute who loves to pretend to be a weak scholar. I'm the only normal one among the Ancestral Witches."

“You brat, don’t hang out with these two all the time, or you’ll lose your witchcraft.”

Zhu Rong, carrying his halberd, swaggered away to find a place to sleep.

“Senior Tianwu, I would like to learn the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow technique from you,” Gu Tianchen said.

"Hehe, when it comes to fighting, among these guys..."

"Cough cough."

"Among these dearest relatives and brothers, I can barely rank in the top three, but if we're talking about witchcraft and supernatural powers, I'm second to none," Tianwu said confidently.

Gu Tianchen smiled, but thought to himself, "As expected of the Ancestral Witch of Wind, he really knows how to boast."

“In a certain period of time, a shaman was someone who communicated with the gods and obtained abilities bestowed by the gods, much like what you now call a god’s agent.”

"All things have spirits, and witchcraft is the art of communicating with heaven and earth and using all spirits. It is similar to the Taoist arts and Western magic."

"And my Wind Spirit Moon Shadow is the most profound and unfathomable essence of witchcraft, which combines the strengths of all witches," Tianwu said, gently waving his feather fan.

"Yes, I believe that," Gu Tianchen nodded and said.

"Oh?"

With a wave of his hand, Gu Tianchen displayed the cultivation method for Feng Lingyueying before the two of them.

“I can understand each word individually, but I don’t understand what they mean when put together.”

Tianwu gently waved his feather fan and said in a deliberately profound tone, "Don't panic, don't panic, I will answer your questions one by one."

Gu Tianchen sat cross-legged in the Pangu Temple, listening to Tianwu explain the secrets of cultivating the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow.

……

early morning.

A ray of sunlight shone through the window and fell on Gu Tianchen's face.

Gu Tianchen suddenly opened his eyes and sprang to his feet, startling Cao Yuan, who was meditating next door, so much so that he almost fell off the bed.