hum!
A halberd flew from afar, piercing through the towering waves, and hurtled towards Oceanus!
Oceanus stretched out his enormous hand and slapped the halberd back hard.
Tang Yusheng reached out and grasped the halberd that had been sent flying back. In the pouring rain, he looked coldly at the Titan god who possessed the power of the ocean.
"court death!"
Oceanus surged behind him, unleashing terrifying divine power as it attacked Tang Yusheng!
A faint golden light emanated from Tang Yusheng.
The next second, a divine beast, pure white and radiating a faint golden light, rode the wind and waves, attacking Oceanus!
……
boom! boom! boom!
In the void, terrifying shockwaves rippled outwards as the Titan Crios, who controlled the power, clashed repeatedly with Nie Jinshan.
The Titans were known for their strength, and Crios, the Titan who wielded power, was even more terrifying.
After several rounds, Nie Jinshan realized he was no match for this powerful Titan God and silently tightened his grip on the black staff in his hand.
Strengths of national destiny flew in from all directions, swirling around the black staff and radiating a dazzling golden light.
Nine golden dragons coiled around him, instantly boosting Nie Jinshan's power, and he fought fiercely against the half-step Supreme King, Krios!
……
A golden sun slowly rose, and within it, a gigantic figure appeared.
One of the twelve Titans, Hyperion is the master of light and the sun.
Gongyang Wan fanned herself with a look of disgust and said, "I hate fighting with these big, dumb idiots the most. It makes me have to grow bigger."
As she spoke, Gongyang Wan closed the fan in her hand, transforming it into a giant beast with a blue face and fangs, charging towards Hyperion like a celestial dog swallowing the sun!
……
The half-step Supreme King, Cronus, was blocked in his path by a broken, blood-red spear.
Cronus glared at the young general in tattered armor and coldly rebuked him, "I am Cronus, the Titan King! Who are you to dare block my path?!"
The young general reached out and grasped the blood-red spear, looking calmly at the second generation of the Greek Olympian gods, the legendary Titan king.
"The Champion Marquis of the Great Xia Dynasty, Huo Qubing."
Chapter 619 Tea and Wine
Above Baima Pass.
A wooden carriage came to a stop in front of the Greek gods with a 360° drift, while Despicable music played on it.
The pageboy didn't speak, but instead used international hand gestures to "friendly" communicate with the Greek gods from a distance.
The Greek gods were immediately thrown into an uproar. A red-haired, balding man with a red, bulbous nose like a clown, and a large, stout body with a beer belly, came chasing after them.
The pageboy was so frightened that he quickly turned the carriage around, and the four divine steeds galloped wildly, their sixteen legs almost shooting sparks.
"Damn it, hurry up!"
"No, you dead leg, a fast horse!"
The pageboy was pale and so frightened that he was incoherent.
Behind them, Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, holding a golden jug, chased after the chariot.
"How dare you provoke us Greek gods! I'll twist your head off and use it as a wine jug!"
Dionysus flicked the golden wine jug away with his thumb, took a big gulp, and his speed increased instantly!
The pageboy was shocked. "Holy crap, drinking alcohol makes you stronger? No wonder he's the Greek god of wine, Gu Tianchen wasn't lying to me!"
Dionysus, radiating immense divine power, stretched out his massive hand and grabbed at the page!
As Dionysus drew closer, the pageboy had a sudden inspiration. He opened the carriage door and hid behind it.
The Greek god of wine, transformed into a streak of light, plunged into the carriage.
Snapped!
The pageboy slammed the door shut and said with a laugh, "You can go tell the teacher you're trying to beat him by closing the door!"
Inside the carriage, Master Chen looked at Dionysus with a calm expression.
"Alcohol is a poison that goes straight to the gut; drinking too much is harmful. Have a cup of tea to sober up."
Master Chen pushed a steaming cup of Pu'er tea in front of the Greek god of wine, releasing a rich aroma of tea.
"Thank you... ptooey, old man, I'm here to fight, not to drink tea. Don't try to fool me with this stuff!" Dionysus suddenly realized.
Master Chen smiled slightly, "Hehe, don't be in such a hurry. We can fight after we finish this cup of tea."
Dionysus looked at the cup of hot tea with suspicion, then at Master Chen, "Is there poison in this tea?"
Master Chen laughed and said, "You jest, what poison could possibly harm a god of the highest rank?"
"I am a scholar, and I would never stoop to such despicable means as poisoning."
"Hmph, even if you poison me, I'm not afraid. The wine in my flask has the effect of detoxifying."
Seeing Master Chen's upright and righteous spirit, and confident in his own wine, Dionysus picked up his teacup and took a sip.
"Hmm, as expected of tea from Great Xia, it tastes quite good."
Dionysus imitated Master Chen by blowing a few breaths and then drank most of it.
"Alright, we've had our tea, let's start fighting!"
Dionysus rolled up his sleeves, ready to fight Master Chen.
Master Chen smiled slightly and said slowly, "No rush, no rush, wait a little longer."
Dionysus frowned. "Waiting for what?"
Master Chen smiled and said, "Wait for the medicine to take effect."
Dionysus's expression changed instantly, "You...!"
As he spoke, Dionysus suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, his stomach churning violently, and he felt extremely uncomfortable.
Dionysus quickly grabbed his wine jug and gulped down several mouthfuls of wine, which relieved the pain in his stomach somewhat.
"what!"
Enraged, Dionysus threw a powerful punch at Master Chen, but the latter's composure prevented him from doing so.
"You old rascal, you're so wicked! You promised to be polite and then use force when you invited me for tea, but you secretly poisoned it!"
"Didn't you say that you scholars wouldn't do something like poisoning?!"
Master Chen said in a serious tone, "You mustn't wrong an innocent person. The stuff in this tea was put there by my page, and it has nothing to do with me."
"Besides, there wasn't any poison in the tea."
Dionysus angrily demanded, "What is that?"
"Laxative, plus a tiny bit of hangover medicine. I was afraid the dosage wouldn't be enough, so I poured in all the powder that Gu Tianchen gave me."
"Don't you think your teacup is much bigger than the Master's? That's because I was afraid there wouldn't be enough tea, so I specially chose a large teacup for you."
"Don't worry, more for the same price."
The pageboy's voice came from outside.
"You little brat! You even added a hangover cure?!" Dionysus asked angrily, clutching his stomach.
The pageboy said in a serious tone, "Gu Tianchen said that you, the Greek god of wine, can become stronger by drinking. To prevent you from becoming stronger, the dosage of the hangover cure is more than that of the laxative."
"By the way, Gu Tianchen asked me to give you a friendly reminder: you can't drink alcohol after taking this hangover cure, as it will accelerate the laxative's effects."
"This was specially made for you, the Greek god of wine, by Jumang, the god of wood."
Dionysus then realized why the kid outside had drifted off and stopped closest to him—he was waiting for him here!
"I'll talk to you guys... glug glug..."
Just as Dionysus was about to have an attack, a sharp, gurgling pain shot through his abdomen.
"You, just you wait!"
Dionysus used all his strength to blast away the Master's mind, clutched his stomach, and fled as if escaping.
The pageboy sitting in the carriage was laughing so hard he was rolling around on the floor, clutching his stomach.
Master Chen rolled his eyes at him and said irritably, "Don't involve me in these kinds of messy things with Gu Tianchen in the future."
The page boy asked earnestly, "Master, didn't you teach that the best strategy is to subdue the enemy without fighting?"
"We rendered this Greek god of wine powerless with just a cup of tea. Don't you feel great?"
Master Chen stroked his beard and thought for a moment, then laughed and said, "Haha, it's quite enjoyable."
"Do you still have any laxatives? This time, I'll be the bait, and you give them tea."
……
The sky above Chennan Pass.
"I'm riding my beloved little motorcycle~"
"It will never get stuck in traffic!"
With a little yellow duck spinning on his head, Lu Wuwei rode his electric scooter to a Hindu deity.
"Is this the Indian wind god Vayu? Here's your takeout, please sign for it."
Lu Wuwei handed the takeout box to the bewildered Feng Shenfayou with a serious expression.
"No, how did you get on there?!"
Lu Wuwei replied in a serious tone, "I rode up here."
Feng Shenfa's lips twitched slightly. He raised his hand and flung out a wind blade, which turned into afterimages in the air and rushed towards Lu Wuwei from all directions!
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