Slaying Gods: Ancestral Witch Agent, Starting with the Nine Revolutions Profound Technique

"You don't understand, sometimes a spoon is more useful than a knife," Han Li replied seriously.

Next up was Baili Pangpang, and Han Li smiled and reached out her hand to him.

"Oh, I got it."

Baili Pangpang took out a Rolex and placed it in his hand.

Han Li was speechless. "You're using this to test the instructors?"

"Is that not enough? If not, there's more..."

"I'm telling you to hand over all your random contraband and stop thinking about cheating!" Han Li warned.

Baili Pangpang reluctantly removed the forbidden items from his body and prepared to leave with his equipment.

“Come back, we’re still missing one item: One Transformation into Three Thousand.” Han Li called out to Baili Pangpang, who was trying to sneak away.

Baili Pangpang reluctantly pulled a gleaming golden sword from his crotch.

Han Li looked shocked. "Holy crap, aren't you afraid of cutting yourself...?"

……

Jinnan Mountain.

Gu Tianchen and his three companions, carrying heavy loads, traversed the dense forest.

"I can not make it……"

Baili Pangpang started panting after only a few steps.

"Seven Nights, could you help me carry some?"

"I can't carry any of it," Lin Qiye decisively refused.

"Tianchen, are you alright? Why don't you share some with me?" Cao Yuan asked Gu Tianchen.

"No need, no need, just treat it as practice."

"Old Cao, you're such a good person. Tianchen doesn't need me, but I do. Can you carry some for me?" Baili Pangpang said with a fawning expression.

"roll."

Buzz!

A drone flew in from behind, and the recruits scattered and fled.

"The drone is coming, run!"

"I can't run anymore, you guys run." Baili Pangpang gave up on the spot.

"Aren't you afraid of being punished?" Lin Qiye asked.

"Let them punish me then. I doubt the punishment will be too terrible," Baili Pangpang said confidently.

"Never mind, whatever makes you happy." Lin Qiye shrugged.

Gu Tianchen looked at Lin Qiye and asked with a smile, "Do you believe that I can make this fat guy run for his life with just one word?"

"hehe."

Lin Qiye clearly didn't believe it.

"Let's make a bet."

"What are you gambling?"

"Whoever loses has to wash the other's smelly socks for a month, how about that?" Gu Tianchen asked with a smile.

"Fine, I'd like to see what you're capable of making him run."

Having lived here for so long, Lin Qiye knew this fatso's character all too well. Getting him to run around in these mountains and dodge drones was harder than climbing to heaven.

Gu Tianchen smiled mysteriously, walked to Baili Pangpang's side, and whispered a few words in his ear.

With terror filling his eyes, Baili Pangpang ran towards the mountains at a speed he had never shown before, as if wound up like a toy.

Cao Yuan: ('°Δ°`)

Gu Tianchen: Get it!

Lin Qiye: You found Doraemon's switch?

Chapter 36 A Massive Social Disaster

biu~

The drone fired a paintball, hitting a new recruit, and the unlucky Wang Liang immediately passed out.

Two instructors with wicked smiles sprang out of the woods, grabbed Wang Liang with a mischievous grin, and dragged him into the grove.

Lin Qiye raised an eyebrow. "I have a bad feeling..."

Cao Yuan narrowed his eyes, "I have a feeling this brother is going to ruin his reputation in his later years..."

Gu Tianchen had long seen through everything. "Sometimes, living is more painful than dying."

Lin Qiye looked at Gu Tianchen, "Stop keeping me in suspense, what exactly is the instructors' evil plan?"

"Ahem... Are you there? Can you hear me?"

Instructor Hong's voice came through the Bluetooth speakers inside all the new recruits' backpacks.

"Yes! I can hear you!"

Gu Tianchen responded by shouting, looking like he was enjoying the show.

"Gu Tianchen, how come your voice is louder than my speakers? Send a few more drones to chase him."

What the hell!

Is this targeting me again?!

"Serves you right for being so talkative!"

Lin Qiye glared at him, and the three of them quickly ran into the depths of the forest.

"Ahem... New recruits, listen carefully, the punishment is about to begin, hehehehe..."

The instructors' grotesque laughter came through the Bluetooth speaker.

"You rookie who just got arrested, your name is Wang Liang, right?"

"right……"

What is the most shameful thing you've ever done in your life?

"Peeping at the neighbor's older sister taking a bath..."

The new recruits were shocked. How could Wang Liang, this kid, just blurt out such a ridiculous answer so easily?!

What kind of spell did the instructors cast on this kid?

"Oh~ Is it pretty?" The instructor's voice sounded slightly perverted.

"She's beautiful... I often dream about her..."

"Oh~ So you like that girl next door?" The instructor's voice became increasingly grotesque.

"I like her. I often dream about her at night, and sometimes I even..."

Wang Liang's face turned completely red, but he couldn't control his mouth. He was completely trapped in the chair and couldn't move. His little mouth kept babbling, revealing all the embarrassing things that had happened to him in his life.

Wang Liang, utterly dejected, thought to himself, "Shut up, please! Stop talking, please stop..."

The instructors' increasingly twisted laughter came from the Bluetooth speaker...

The new recruits burst into laughter.

"I never would have guessed that Wang Liang, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, was such a pervert in private..."

"You beast! You beast! How could you peep at the neighbor's sister taking a bath? Why didn't you call me for such a good thing?"

"Hahahaha, that's hilarious!"

Lin Qiye spoke softly, "Is it possible that we'll be the ones punished next?"

The surrounding recruits, who had been laughing wildly, fell silent instantly, a chill creeping over them.

Swish!

Everyone frantically ran into the depths of the forest, fearing they might be the next "lucky one".

As Lin Qiye ran, he looked at Gu Tianchen and said, "No wonder that fatso ran so fast. You already knew about these instructors' tacky new tricks."

"Hehe, I overheard this by accident, isn't it interesting?" Gu Tianchen asked with a smile.

"abnormal!"

Lin Qiye uttered two words, and the drone behind him had already caught up.

"Run! Run! I don't want to experience such a deadly moment!" Cao Yuan said nervously.

Gu Tianchen said with a smile, "Cao thief, stop struggling. You can run away now, but you can't escape now."

At the foot of the mountain, in the tactical tent, Instructor Hong looked at the red dots moving wildly on the screen, a slight smile playing on his lips.

"How about it? My idea is pretty good, isn't it?"

Instructor Han, clutching his stomach which was throbbing from laughing, gave him a thumbs up.

"Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!"

……

As the drone relentlessly pursued them, most of the recruits were hit, and a few collapsed from exhaustion.

"Damn it, this mountain doesn't look that big, how come it's so hard to climb?" Baili Pangpang said, panting.

"How come you haven't been eliminated yet?" Cao Yuan asked in surprise.

This fat guy probably used up all his energy for his next life.

"I...I can't be caught," Baili Pangpang said with a frightened expression.

"Are you hiding something weird that you don't want others to know?" Cao Yuan said with a lewd expression.