Born in Sunagakure, dedicated to antagonizing Konoha for decades

Just as Masato was wondering when, Kakashi reappeared after playing a minor role for dozens of episodes.

He gazed affectionately at his former best friend, and took steps, one step at a time, until he reached his friend's side.

Subsequently, these two former rivals, whose relationship was once complicated, became best friends and began a new round of verbal battles, neither willing to give an inch.

To be honest, although Kakashi spent a lot of time with Obito, the savior, the Hatake clan simply doesn't have the talent for verbal sparring, and he couldn't learn it even if he tried. In addition, Kakashi's first half of life was too smooth sailing. Not only did he have a super powerful father protecting him, but he was also a famous genius from a young age, and he was also a natural conductor of the opposite sex. It was really difficult for Obito to resonate with him.

In contrast, after Obito turned to the dark side, his intelligence and eloquence skyrocketed. With the added boost of his villainous aura, his verbal attacks were more than ten times more powerful than Kakashi's. Before the two tournaments were over, Kakashi not only failed to convince Obito, but he also fell far behind by a large margin. Even the home crowd was almost turning against Obito and cheering for him as MVP.

Unfortunately, Kakashi's early life was incredibly smooth. Apart from the sudden white teeth incident when he was five years old, which caused some ripples, he didn't encounter any major setbacks for most of the time. It's really hard for onlookers to relate to such a life experience.

Just as the first half ended and the second half was about to begin, the legendary master of trash talk, the savior with the halo of a savior, seemed to hear Kakashi's call and opened his eyes to wake up.

Then, amidst everyone's expectant gazes, he stepped onto the field injured, replacing Kakashi, the benchwarmer of the talk-no-talk world!

1195. Collective condemnation of the scumbag Kakashi.

The second half began, and the situation on the field immediately reversed after the Savior entered the arena. The Savior was not used to the rhythm of starting with verbal attacks, so he first went toe-to-toe with Obito, who was being revitalized by the power of love. However, halfway through the fight, another key member, the second male lead, suddenly entered the arena, and the two teamed up to go toe-to-toe with Obito. Only when both sides were tired and stopped fighting did the Savior start his verbal attacks.

Both were masters of verbal sparring, exchanging barbs without giving an inch. Obito was the first to fire at the Savior, recounting his tragic childhood story. This not only won over the sympathy of the onlookers but also gradually transformed the Savior's initial anger into sympathy.

This verbal battle between the savior and Obito is different from the verbal battle between Obito and Nagato, the rice carrier, back in Konoha. Last time, they were too far apart, and the audience couldn't hear what they were saying; they just saw the two of them spitting at each other.

This time, everyone was so close that they heard clearly about Obito's tragic first half of life. In particular, when they heard that the girl Obito loved deeply had fallen in love with a man who shouldn't have loved her and didn't know how to love, everyone turned their attention to Kakashi on the bench, who was half-covered and still rolling his dead fish eyes.

Some more sentimental girls even started forming groups to collectively condemn Kakashi, feeling sorry for Rin, whom Obito described as the "World King"...

Pink-haired girl: Waaah... Kakashi-sensei is so mean! Rin likes you so much, and you're trying to persuade her to give up on her and go on to complete the mission. That's just too much!

Karin: Exactly, exactly! I never expected this white-haired old man to be this kind of person, completely disregarding Rin's deep affection for you...

Ino Yamanaka: I never imagined Kakashi-sensei would be this kind of person. He's so heartless...

Tsunade: Ha, men...

Manato:? ? ? ? ?

“…”

Kakashi stared blankly at the group of girls denouncing him.

There's no need for that... Everyone's been young once!

Besides, that's all ancient history. Can we please stop this? We're still fighting the big boss...

"Alas! We are both in the same boat..."

Hearing Obito's story, a group of his former classmates who were in the same class as Kakashi felt a sense of shared pity for him. They were just as outstanding back then. Although their talents weren't as strong as Kakashi's, they were able to enter the elite class and survive until the very end, which meant they weren't weak either!

But back then, all those girls only had eyes for Kakashi. What's worse, Kakashi's romantic life was incredibly weak. So many girls liked him, why didn't he just choose one and leave the rest for us? But this guy just kept hanging on like that, never settling down with one girl, and now those girls are still single and they don't even have a chance.

It was only thanks to Asuma's status as a second-generation fire elemental that he managed to win over Kurenai after years of hard work. The rest of the girls are still being strung along by this guy, and judging from his appearance, he doesn't even know it!

Just thinking about them makes me furious...

"..."

Some people looked at the group of young people who were in the same year as Kakashi back then with pity, then seemed to remember something and turned to look at Hayate Gekko, the notorious consumptive of Konoha, and his fiancée Yugao Uzuki. This couple also seemed to be in the same year as Kakashi, although their marriage was arranged when they were children...

"Cough cough... What kind of looks are you giving me? Xi Yan, you wouldn't... cough cough!"

Seeing the looks in everyone's eyes, the consumptive ghost, Moonlight Gale, was completely flustered. He stammered to the girl beside him, "I'm engaged to Xiyan! I can't believe she's such a shallow person..."

"It's all in the past..."

"I'm a little embarrassed," said Uzuki Yugao.

"Crack!"

"Xi Yan, you... cough cough!"

Everyone seemed to hear a shattering sound. Moonlight Gale clutched his chest with one hand and pointed at his fiancée's chest with the other, coughing violently. Everyone worried that he might choke on a wad of phlegm and die...

"I never knew Kakashi was so popular with girls when he was young, but why is he still single now..."

Sakumo Hatake stroked his chin, looking at his son who was being collectively condemned, and couldn't help but become curious.

Although the father and son had lived under the same roof for decades, he didn't really understand his son. Or perhaps that's just how the Hatake clan raised their children. He wouldn't deliberately interfere in his son's love life. He taught Kakashi the same way his father had taught him. He also felt that giving his son more personal space wasn't a bad thing.

However, as he got older, he saw that those who debuted later than him were already grandfathers. His former boss's youngest son, Asuma, was already preparing to become a father, while his son was still single. He felt a little anxious. Although the Hatake clan never required their children to find girls to have children, the Hatake clan had always been a single-lineage clan.

He himself has a weak romantic life, but at least he left an heir for the Hatake clan. However, his son still hasn't found a girlfriend, so it would be strange if he wasn't worried.

He used to think his son hadn't found a girlfriend because he'd been in the underworld for too long, and the atmosphere made him seem too menacing, making it harder for girls to approach. But now it seems that's not the case; quite a few girls like his son after all...

"Hey! Not everyone has girls throwing themselves at them like you do."

Masato patted Sakumo Hatake on the shoulder without saying a word.

“…”

Kakashi looked up at the sky speechlessly. They were fighting tooth and nail back then, how did it turn out like this? Was it my fault I was a little better when I was younger...?

"...Wait, something doesn't seem right..."

Shinto, seeing a group of girls denouncing Kakashi, finally realized what was going on.

This was supposed to be a verbal battle between the savior and Obito, but it turned into a collective condemnation of the scumbag Kakashi. It seems to be deviating from the plot development he remembered.

Seeing a group of people, led by Obito, turn their attention to attacking Kakashi, is quite disadvantageous for the savior!

Moreover, it's very different from the original story. In the original story, Kakashi's father died, so he didn't have a powerful father to protect him when he was young. He tragically spent decades cleaning sewers all by himself. Now, although Kakashi's teacher is dead, his friends are gone, and some people thought he was dead, at least he still has a powerful father to protect him. His career has been relatively smooth, and he's better off than many people. So it's hard for people to empathize with his experience.

1196. Konoha is about to monopolize the talk-no-talk industry again.

In the original story, Kakashi's life was tragic from a young age, so when Obito recounted his own miserable story, Kakashi's was just as tragic, and no one condemned him. However, the current Kakashi has a powerful father, and his quality of life and conditions are completely different from the original story. Although his teacher is dead, his friends are gone, and one of his friends has turned to the dark side, while he is still pitiful, he doesn't quite reach the standard of being tragic. In fact, compared to some pitiful people, Kakashi is quite fortunate.

However, just when Shinto realized that the situation was quite unfavorable for the Savior, and Obito was about to turn the away game into the home game, the Savior finally spoke up.

He also recounts how tragic his fate was, how he was orphaned at a young age and was even considered a fox demon by the villagers, so he had no friends. He also describes how stupid he was as a child, even managing to conjure up a corpse with a simple Three Body Technique. Then he talks about how hard he worked to become Hokage. In short, it's the story of a spoiled rich kid who started out with nothing.

However, there's also a little love story interspersed in the middle, similar to Obito's: the girl he falls in love with also falls for someone he shouldn't be loving!

"...Is this supposed to be a romantic comedy skit?"

Shinto was amazed by the savior's verbal sparring. Although the savior and Obito's fates were very similar, there were some differences, but the savior still managed to find common ground.

That is, they both fell in love with the wrong girl, but they fell in love with someone they shouldn't have...

"Seriously! Sasuke Uchiha is just like Kakashi... what a scumbag!"

"No wonder Kakashi likes Sasuke Uchiha so much; he even named his self-created ninjutsu after him..."

"If the upper beam is crooked, the lower beam will be crooked too; like teacher, like student."

"..."

After hearing the savior's story, everyone turned to look at the second male lead, whose face looked ashen, and began to whisper among themselves, as if afraid others wouldn't hear them.

"Naruto, that bastard..."

The second male lead, his face dark with anger, glared at the savior who was currently arguing with Obito. He wanted nothing more than to rush over and sew the bastard's mouth shut. "If you're going to tell a story, just tell it properly. Why are you dragging me into this?"

"Wow! I never imagined Naruto's life in the village was like this..."

Minato Namikaze looked sad after hearing his son's story. He originally made his son a Jinchuriki because he didn't want other children to become Jinchuriki. He grew up with Kushina and knew what life was like for a Jinchuriki.

Secondly, I also hoped that my son could become a hero who protects the village, but things didn't go as planned. I never expected that my son would experience so much when he was young.

On the field, Obito was speechless after hearing the tragic story of the savior.

He looked at the little brat, who was a full twelve years younger than him, with a fate similar to his own, or even more tragic.

It's unbelievable that there are people in the world whose fate is the same as his, or even more tragic. Although he was a loser when he was young, at least he had many companions and didn't suffer from the cold looks of others. But this kid, because he was a Jinchuriki, suffered from the cold looks of those around him from a young age. He didn't have a single friend from childhood to adulthood. He was clearly the son of the Hokage, the rightful heir of Konoha, but he lived for more than ten years with such a lowly status that even dogs wouldn't want to talk to him. It's really too... pitiful!

Moreover, both of them had fallen in love with the girl they liked but who shouldn't have. This kind of experience made Obito and the savior feel a sense of shared hatred.

The two exchanged glances, then held hands, stood shoulder to shoulder, and turned to glare at the bewildered Kakashi and the second male lead who looked like he'd eaten shit.

"Oh! Their relationship has suddenly improved!"

Everyone was shocked to see Obito and the savior suddenly acting like brothers, arms around each other's shoulders. They were just fighting a civil war a moment ago, and now they were no longer on the same side against a common enemy!

"..."

Kakashi and the second male lead, who was in the pants, looked at each other, as if they were having a silent exchange.

Kakashi: How about it? Do you think you can beat Naruto when we start fighting?

Second male lead: It's a 50/50 chance. What about you? Can you beat your buddy?

Kakashi: ....It's basically a 50/50 chance.

.......

"His verbal skills are worth one stone, but this kid has a whopping 9.5!"

That's fucking amazing!

Shinto stared in shock at Obito and the Savior, who were now united in their hatred of the enemy. He had witnessed the entire verbal battle firsthand. The Savior had turned Obito against his own side so naturally, without any deliberate effort or trace. This strongest bloodline limit in the ninja world was indeed amazing. Not only could he win without bloodshed, but he could also persuade the other party to share his hatred of the enemy. It was just too damn unreal!

"Uh-huh....."

The handsome young man, Scorpion, and his father, among others, nodded in agreement.

Konoha is undeniably famous for its verbal sparring. Since the era of Hashirama Senju, Konoha's verbal sparring skills have dominated the top of the ninja world. Only the rise of Shiki the Golden Lion from their village could break Konoha's monopoly on verbal sparring. However, seeing the rise of this kid, they seem to have already foreseen Konoha's future monopoly on verbal sparring once again.

This kid's verbal skills are just too good.

At most, a real fighter's trash talk is just empty words that make his opponent angry and lose their rhythm, and also a bit of psychological warfare. But this kid's trash talk can actually turn his opponent to his side. That's insanely awesome!

...

Meanwhile, Black Zetsu, watching from afar, was completely dumbfounded as he saw Obito with his arm around that Konoha brat. He had been on guard against everything, but he never expected that there would be a Konoha Jinchuriki brat like this. He never thought that after Hashirama Senju, Konoha would produce a brat with such a sharp tongue. No, wait!

He seems to be even more powerful than Hashirama Senju. When Hashirama Senju tried to win over Madara Senju, it took him several years to get Madara to put aside his family's century-old hatred and the hatred for killing his brother, and to join forces with Hashirama Senju to end the chaotic war.

This brat, this brat actually managed to turn Obito, who had completely turned to the dark side and was also empowered by the power of love, into a traitor with just a short story!

It's incredible!

Seeing Madara, who had acquired the ring eyes, relentlessly whipping Hashirama Senju with a black stick, Black Zetsu began to panic. The unsealing of his mother was right in front of him, but at this crucial moment, Obito, who was blessed by love, was actually turned against him.

The crucial point is that he also has the Sand Village's Golden Lion Shiki by his side, who could easily defeat the fake Six Paths Obito. If Shiki were to shift his target to Madara, all his plans that have been in the works for so many years would be ruined!